"I talked to Mega yesterday, he kept stressin' that he missin' me. He don't even know I shed tears on the phone."
Mazi D'Aire Osama
Memphis, TN
OTF300 🖤
Scarr 💚
She did what ?
Pie 💕
30 stop bs 😕
30 🎱
Wtf I gotta lie for 😐
4 Pockets 💰
Im the only one who don't see nun wrong ??
Lil bro 👩👦
Shiest mad as shit 😭😭
Tink 🫶🏽
Nah cuh she funny af 😂😂
Scarr 💚
Y'all not fr 😐
30 🎱
We know u don't see nun wrong Tahj pls 😒
4 Pockets 💰
Aw don't fuck with me DIRTBALL !! IM ONNAT
Pie 💕
Not dirtball 😭😭
Tink 🫶🏽
So where she at ? Ain't nobody talk to her ??
Pie 💕
She in Memphis did u even read the chat hoe
Tink 🫶🏽
Stfu talking to me baked danish
4 Pockets 💰
Baked danish is crazyyyy 😭
Scarr 💚
🤣🤣🤣🤣
30 🎱
😂😂😂😂😂
Lil bro 👩👦
😂😂😂
Pie 💕
Aight now yall running it in a hole
Scarr 💚
So y'all telling me she took this man dog took his chain and leaked his music ?? All under 48 hours ??
Lil bro 👩👦
That's exactly what we telling you
Tink 🫶🏽
Damnnnn what bout the gender reveal though ?? She not gon have it ?? It's spose to be today aint it ??
It ain't even no baby gang #faneto
4 Pockets 💰
Bitch omg stop saying that !
Pie 💕
Mazi..
Scarr 💚
Always playing so much
Lil bro 👩👦
Send a pic of my niece please ! Thanks
I'm having a boy I opened my envelope already
Pie 💕
U are such a evil bitch 😐
Scarr 💚
YESSSIRRRRR !!
Tink 🫶🏽
WE DID IT JOE !!
4 Pockets 💰
Hoe why tf would u even open it ?! You finna pmo
I'm not having no gender reveal ! Ion even got no baby no more tbfh
30 🎱
Girl what ? U be confusing me
Lil bro 👩👦
Ion never getting a hoe pregnant I tell u that
U bet not want too ! Grown ass !!
30 🎱
Just give my nigga his dog back mane !
Remember when he killed my dog a while back and left it in Papaw front yard ? Cause I sure do
30 🎱
Don't kill that man dog as payback 😂😂
Tink 🫶🏽
Mazi sick 😂
4 Pockets 💰
I'm still mad the bitch opened the envelope like why would you do that ?
Because I'm not having a gender reveal ion know I think I texted that already
Pie 💕
Girl we had all that fun shit planned and u just go open the envelope ?? We even had fireworks !
Aw that sounded real nice
Tink 🫶🏽
😭😭😭😭😭
Scarr 💚
😂😂😂😂😂
Pie 💕
Ion like this hoe
I love u too baby wyd ??
Pie 💕
Finna come beat yo ass for opening the envelope
Why would you fight a pregnant lady ? U know u going to jail if you touch me right ?? And can y'all tell Pooh stop calling me, it's irritating me
30 🎱
U leaked that man music 😂
Ok ?? He still don't have to call me tho
4 Pockets 💰
Cuh 😂😂
Lil bro 👩👦
Aw he snapping why u took that man chain ?
Ion take nothing from that man
Tink 🫶🏽
Is that not his chain roun the dog on your instagram post ??
Yes but that don't mean I took it, the dog had it already !
Scarr 💚
You still at yo Papaw house ?
Yeah but I'm finna leave, my cousins here and I don't fw them
4 Pockets 💰
Hoe why u ain't wake me up ?? I would've came with you over there
I just came by to see Papaw
4 Pockets 💰
I wanna see him too, he owe me 10 dollars !!
"Papaw Tahj said you owe her 10 dollars." I told him as he sat in his chair watching his stories
"Tammy lil girl better strut her ass to hell, some damn 10 dollars." He waved me off as I laughed
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Mazimosthated Him so cute 🥰
Bankroll_Tink Nice chain there 😉
Mazimosthated Get on messy hoe 😂
Realspams That's Pooh dog ??
Mazimosthated No
Taurus0514 Why u lying like we don't know Pooh chain and dog 😂😂 hoes do the most to get noticed
Mazimosthated I notice u in my comments, u trying get down or u just trying to run your mouth ??
Taurus0514 Bitch aint u pregnant ??
4PFTahj IM NOT WADDUP THO @Taurus0514
"Lame ass hoes." I mumbled
GMA 🫶🏽
I love you my sweet girl. Always remember to give the man above thanks 🙏🏽 ☺️😍😍😘😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Amen
That lady stay sending me bible verses and pics and ion do nun but respond Amen. I love that about her, keep praying for your mentally disabled grand niece.
"Hey Mazi !"
I looked up from my phone seeing a few of my cousins in my face. Ion know what the fuck for when I ain't never spoke to them before.
"...."
"You're carrying well." I think her name was Asia "Do you know what you having yet ?"
"Nah." I kept it short before going back on my phone
"Yo lil fat pregnant ass rude as fuck cuh."
I– omg America wtf
"Karter why would you say that ?!" Asia slapped his hand as the other boy laughed
"Is she not ??"
"Actually my fat ass isn't." I eyed him before rolling my eyes "I just don't talk to y'all."
"We ain't even do none to yo bougie ass."
"She bougie as fuck ain't it C3 ?" Karter laughed with the boy as they both sat next to me
Why are y'all sitting down ?? And wtf is a C3 ?
"I am not– y'all don't fucking know me and you need to leave me alone cause I'm not bougie." I eyed C3
"Yeah whatever." He waved me off
"Getcho cousin." I told Karter
"He yo cousin too, the fuck ??"
"No he ain't, I already made my own family."
"Well damn can I be invited to the family ?"
"Right ? I'm actually the nicest person here." Asia pouted causing them to suck their teeth "Oh shut up."
"Where you get this from ?" Karter asked as he grabbed my wrist eyeing my watch "Hoe dancing."
"Wafi."
"Hell you doing in Wafi ?! You scam ?"
"Ion scam." I frowned "I help though."
"This shit nice." He eyed it "Gave it."
"Preciate it."
"I can't stand this nigga– oooh i'ma punch his lights out." A girl came and sat next to Asia
"Dede what's wrong with you now ?"
"Cause this dumb ass nigga ignoring my calls on purpose like hoe I know you see me calling you !"
"Ain't you just cheat on folks though ?" Karter questioned
"Yeah but that's not important right now." She waved him off before eyeing me "My fault, I'm Dede."
"Mazi." I said before looking around the house immediately locking eyes with Tutu "Hoe ass nigga."
I flicked him off before the conversation around me caught my attention
"You called that man mama a fat ass no neck glazed turkey."
"Oh my goddd, how many times I gotta say I apologized for that already ??!" She threw her hands up "And she do look like one."
Lol, why she kinda like me America ?
"I know you done said some shit to yo nigga." Dede looked at me "What you do to get your nigga back ?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Shiddd, I just be beating the fuck out mine." I scratched my head "He know ion play."
"That's domestic violence." Asia frowned looking concerned "Are you okay ?"
"Ain't nun but a lil bit of straightening." I waved her off
"Aw yeah you was fucking with Shiest– it's a video of yall fighting by the way." Karter added "You let that nigga get you pregnant though ? You smart though, knew to trap him when he first came out."
"Boy shut the fuck up." I hit his shoulder "I ain't trap shit round this hoe, I missed my appointment."
"Don't take no advice from her ass." C3 told Dede
"Ion see you giving me none." She mugged him
"You was just with a whole different nigga yesterday riding round the whole city." He squinted his eyes
"See and that's where you wrong at cause we wasn't even riding round the whole city hoe." She clapped back causing me to laugh
This hoe too funny, I might introduce her to Tahj
"This what you gotta do to get yo nigga back." I said as I grabbed my water bottle "You listening ?"
"Yeah."
"Go to his mama house right ?"
I watched as she nodded her head unlocking her phone
"Go there all calm and collected, you know say good evening and allat good small talk shit."
"Right right."
"And then right when they think everything going all good ? You just beat the fuck out his sister."
"I– oh my god." Asia held her chest
"...."
"I'm talking WWE smack down, wear her ass out you hear me ? Then when you finish buck at them hoes and be like, tell yo son call me back."
"And all this worked for you ?" She questioned as she typed in her notes
"Mhm, I get mine back every time." I nodded "He a lil special ed though so my case study is different."
"Not you said case study like the nigga a animal or sum."
"He is, the hell." I rolled my eyes at Karter
"That See Red shit hard tho." He added "Whoever leaked that shit need they ass ate."
"I sholl do." I mumbled thinking about it
"Aunty ! Aunty !" Ary came running over "Aunty Mazi !"
"Girl what ? Why is you calling me like this ?" I scrunched my face up as she dramatically laid on my legs
"My daddy won't give me his phone to call my mama !"
"Why you wanna call that lady ?" I questioned as she stood up
"Because the lil girl over there told me she saw my mama with the old man who fixes her sink and she be calling him daddy !"
"Oh shit." Dede coughed
"I– huh ?" I asked confused
"Oh my god !" She sighed real loud and hard "They calling my mama a hoe TT !"
Well sorry to hurt your feelings Tink but she is one
"You need to stop yelling and calm down." I eyed her ignoring the statement about her mama "And what lil girl said that ?"
"She's over there with them fucked up braids !" She pointed
"Ary." I sighed closing my eyes before turning around to look
Not the braids fucked up fr tho
"Why the fuck is you cursing like that ?" Karter asked her
"Mind yo motherfucking business bout what I got going on." She leaned in his face before backing up "I ain't in the mood to play round now !"
"..."
"She bad as fuck, oh my god." Dede covered her mouth in shock trying not laugh
"You lucky ion feel like reaching the fuck over, stop all that fucking cussing." I told her
"How you gon tell her stop cussing and cuss yourself ?" C3 questioned
"Bye CB4." I waved him off before looking at Ary "Don't go by that lil girl again."
"But tt she had no right telling my mama business !" She folded her arms "Now I'll be wrong if I talked bout her lil fat ass baby brother with his peezy ass head."
"Ary what I– what the fuck I just say ?" I pinched the bridge of nose
"Matter fact, i'm off this." She made a face clapping her hands together "Cause I'm ready to beat the fucking baby up."
"Stay off TikTok and go find a different group to play with please."
"But tt I just have to go say something because it's three things ion play about !" She yelled holding up three fingers
"She bad as a motherfucka on god." C3 mumbled "Look at all them silver caps cuh."
"My tt ! Her baby !" She pointed to my stomach as I sighed
"Ary please–"
"And my hoe ass mama !"
Tutu just be saying anything round this damn girl because why tf is she even comfortable saying that
"Alright that's enough." I patted her back before waving her off "Go do what I told you please."
"So you not gon let me use yo phone ?" Her mouth dropped open in shock
"Girl you know ion like yo mama !"
"Mm, touche." She nodded before skipping off
"Crazy ass lil girl." I mumbled glancing at my ringing phone
"Who child she for ?" Dede asked
"That's Tutu daughter." I answered "His bad ass lil son running round here somewhere."
"Is that the little boy that keeps biting people ?" Asia frowned
"I– prolly is." I shrugged "Twinnnnn !"
"Twinnnnn ! I miss you man, this jail shit boring." Leeky spoke "I'm ready to leave this hoe but they talking some bullshit talm bout some I violated parole."
"What happened ?" I asked trying to standing up "Damn nigga you'on see me struggling ??!"
"I thought yo fat ass told me to leave you alone ?" C3 looked up at me
"I swear if I wasn't pregnant, I would beat yo ass."
"Ain't like you ain't whoop that nigga while you was pregnant before." Leeky added his 2 cents from the jail
"Leeky stop being messy cause I ain't even talking to that fuck nigga right now." I told him "And I'm talking to yo cousin."
"Ion wanna be yo bougie ass cousin no way fatty." He stood up
"You rude as fuck, on god you is."
"Twin who the fuck is you talking too ?" Leeky asked as I put him on speaker
"I think his name CB4." I answered making them laugh
"Real funny Peppa pig." C3 spoke "Dede gimme a wood."
"Ion got one, I smoked my last one."
"Hell nawl ! C3 over there ??!" Leeky asked "That's my nigga foo, put him on the phone !"
"No, he's rude and he don't–"
"Leeky ?! Whatchu on gang ?!" C3 snatched my phone anyways walking off
"Did he just ?" I questioned with a confused face
"He did." Dede nodded "He sholl did."
As my lil cousins were running round the house, they ran past Papaw accidentally knocking over his can of Pepsi spilling it all over his carpet.
"NOW WHY THE FUCK– STOP RUNNING IN MY DAMN SHIT BEFORE I RUN YALL ASS TO A ORPHANAGE!" He yelled "FINNA PISS ME OFF MANE !"
"Damn." Asia mumbled as he kept fussing
"ION EVEN GOT NO MORE DAMN COLD DRINK ! FUCKING BASTARDS !"
"You need to stop cursing." Tutu said just to aggravate him
"Aayan shut the fuck up talking to me before I smack all the spit out yo mouth !"
I turned the other trying not to laugh as Tutu just mugged him. Ion know why he be messing with that man, he know Papaw patience short.
"You know I'm your son right ? I don't deserve this treatment."
"And who the hell told you that you was my son ?!" Papaw sucked his teeth before getting up from his chair and walking off to the kitchen
"Whatchu mean ??! Whatchu talking bout folks ?!" Tutu followed behind him
"I need to find CB4, walk with me ?" I asked Dede
"Sur–"
"Nah move round hoe, this my new cousin." Karter pushed her out the way linking arms with me "Come on cuh, let's leave these losers."
"Karter you so full of it cause you just said I was the best sister ever when I bought you that food earlier." Asia frowned
"You'on curse or sum ?" I asked her
"Yeah."
"No she don't !" Dede sucked her teeth "She lying like a motherfucker."
"I actually do cuss a little."
"Oh yeah ? What's your favorite curse word ?"
"Mm, probably fuck."
"You a fuck ass lie." Karter mushed her head as we walked past her
"Oh whatever, you're just mad you can't say a single sentence without one curse word." She snapped back as she followed behind us
"So the fuck what ? Don't worry bout what the fuck I be doing." He said as he opened the front door revealing Aunt Laci
She smiled at Karter but frowned once she set her eyes upon me. Not like I give a fuck anyways, she can go to hell with the way she's treating Leeky.
"Hey Karter, it's so nice to you ! You've gotten taller !" She complimented him before looking behind him at Dede and Asia "Aw, you two are just gorgeous."
She continued to talk to them like I wasn't even standing there so I took it upon myself to walk through the front door slightly bumping her shoulder in the process.
"You better watch your ass Mazi." She snapped at me
"Ion gotta do shit." I mugged her "If I were you I would leave me alone."
"Shouldn't you be finding somewhere for you and your child to lay your heads ?"
"Me and my child straight, unlike you who left yours for fucking dead." I snapped
"Woaaaah." Karter frowned stepping in between us "I thought just mama side was messy, this side messy too Asia."
"Ain't shit messy bout no sick ass bitch who let motherfuckers touch on they kids." I said causing Asia to gasp "I'll clear you like a jet out here."
"This is too much for me mane." Dede sighed holding her head "Now who touched on who ?"
"You better watch your mouth letting false accusations fly out of your mouth !" She pointed in my face stepping closer
"Ion gotta watch– getcho hand out my face and respect my space." I warned her
"Hey miss lady ion think you should– gah damn !" Karter yelled catching everybody's attention "Damn near took her head off !"
"Respect my space like I said." I blinked watching her start to cause a scene falling out on the porch
"Now what the hell is going on out here ?!" Papaw questioned as everyone started to pile outside
"That disrespectful ass little girl just fucking hit me !" She lied making my mouth drop open
"Mazi." My daddy sighed
"Cuh I ain't even hit her !" I held my hands out
"So why her wig fucked up then ?" He smacked his lips
"Cause I mushed her !" I told him "She wasn't respecting my space."
"Gah damn." Somebody mumbled
"She mushed the shit out her."
"On god she did, her wig part on the side of her head now."
"Laci getcho ass up embarrassing your damn self !" Papaw yelled at her "All this shit going on on my damn front porch– I said get up Laci !"
"Now this hoe acting so hurt,yeah just imagine how Leeky feel." I rolled my eyes stepping to the side seeing C3 walking up
"Fuck going on ?" He asked "Damn you hit the old lady ?"
"Maleek is not your child !" Aunt Laci yelled as a few elders helped her up
"And you act like he not yours bitch !" I yelled back
"Calm down before you have that damn baby on this porch." My daddy walked over to me with his face turned up
"You better get your daughter or–"
"Or what ?" My daddy cut her off "Who gon do sum ?"
"Mane Laci you trying a loose screw." Tutu shook his head "Nigga fresh out off a m, don't fuck with that man !"
"Daddy she's fake ! She's throwing this fake ass family kumbaya since Gucci in the hospital like she not putting Maleek through hell !" I fussed "He's fighting a whole charge on something he ain't do !"
"I know but you need to calm down cause you getting worked up and shit." He wiped my face with his shirt
"It– its not fair !" I stuttered trying to control my breath
"Hmm." C3 pushed my phone in my face
"Stop talking to that miserable bitch and walk off."
"But Leeky she–"
"Mazi ion give a fuck bout nun that hoe saying, walk off before you upset my niece or nephew you stupid ass lil girl."
"You irritate me I swear to god !" I yelled walking off the porch anyways
"I know." He laughed "And I know you walked off too."
"I walked off cause I ain't wanna smack her for real." I told him walking to my car "She got nerve to invite the whole family fucking tree here to kumbaya since Gucci in the hospital. We ain't see half these people in years talm bout some the family need to get closer."
"She can suck a dick."
"Exactly! Fuck the family !"
"Now I have been nothing but nice to you little girl."
"What she say fuck me for ?!"
I turned around ready to cuss whoever it was out only to see Karter and Dede standing there. He reminded me of Kaseem in a way before he went all cuckoo on me.
"Karter, not right now." I held my hand up "I ain't even fix no plate or nothing."
"You want me to get Dede to fix you one ?"
"Why you can't do it ?" She mugged him "Volunteering me to fix shit."
"I look like a bitch to you ?"
"You really want me to answer that ?" She tilted her head
"You really wanna get put in a headlock ?" He mocked her
"Whole family just abusive." I said "Go fix me a plate !"
"I'm only doing it cause ion want yo baby to starve." He said before walking off
"You find out what you having ?" Leeky asked
"No, I lied and told Pie them I opened the envelope but I didn't." I got inside my car "I got it with me right now, I was waiting on you so I could tell you."
"What happened to you having a gender reveal ?"
"You nor Gucci would be there, why the fuck would I have it ?"
"Uh, you got a whole baby daddy ??"
"No I don't and he will be a cardboard cutout at all the events and birthdays."
"Aw you hell cuh." He laughed "Not you acting like the nigga died !"
"He dead to me, when you get out we having a balloon release for my feelings for him."
"Just for you to go back."
"...."
"..."
"Why you clock me like that ? What's tea ?" I questioned as we started laughing "We into it ? Let me know some gang."
"Nah twin ain't no beef, you just dramatic as hell." He answered calming down from his laughing fit
"He cheated so I took his dog and leaked some songs." I told him "And I took his chain, well I didn't the dog did."
"You did what ?! Nah he cheated so ion give a fuck bout dude but you did what ?!"
"He had me fucked up, hoe sent me a picture in the same outfit he had on." I rolled my eyes "He just don't know bad I can up the score."
"I say you up that hoe twin, fuck em we ball."
"I thought I would've lost the juice since I'm pregnant but nah niggas still be in my dms." I said as I downed my window "Thank you Karter, you so sweet !"
"Whatever Peppa, grab this shit." He held the bag out for me to grab
"You and CB4 gon stop calling me that."
"What they calling you ?" Leeky asked
"Maleek stop fucking laughing." I sucked my teeth hearing him laugh already
"I'm not, what they calling you twin ?"
"Peppa fucking pig."
It was quiet before he started screaming on the phone laughing. The shit wasn't even that funny and what made it worse was Karter started laughing with him.
"Fuck the both of y'all."
"I ain't eve– ooh I almost dropped yo ass cuh !" Karter yelled backing up as Tahj came to my window "You better make some noise Ni Hao Kai-Lan."
"I– you're racist as fuck." She blinked "Because you literally only said that because my eyes are chinky."
"Hey." He held his hands up "You said it, not me."
"Who the fuck is this before his face beat up my hands." She looked at me "And why you in the car while everybody on the porch ?"
"Mane she damn near laid everything out like Mike on why did I get married." Karter said "I'm still confused on who touched who."
"Boy shut the fuck up." I eyed him before looking over at Tahj "How you get here ?"
"You look pretty today." She ignored me making me laugh
"Hoe you funny."
"Who you talking to ? My wife ?!" Leeky asked
"Boy she just got dropped off by a whole different nigga, she is for the streets."
"Hoe stop playing with me." Tahj sucked her teeth
"For the streets ?! What street so I can tear it up ?" Leeky questioned
"Tahj get in." I told her "Dede can you do me a favor ? Can you tell Leeky the gender, but walk away from me."
"Sure." She nodded taking the envelope and walking off to the side
"Aight Peppa, it was nice meeting you Kai-Lan." He waved to Tahj before going over to Dede
"That's your cousin ?"
"I mean yeah I guess so."
"I'ma put hands on him."
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"So you lied to me ?!" Pie yelled
"Yes, yes I did." I held the envelope in my hand "I felt like throwing y'all in a frenzy."
"So you knew too ?" She looked at Tahj
"No, she made sure she told Leeky though." Tahj mugged me
"That's my twin, stop being jealous. It don't look cute on you."
"Girl kiss my ass." She waved me off "Teezy bring yo hoe ass in here !"
"I'm literally right behind you." Teezy mumbled staring at her "Why are you yelling ?"
"Why do you sound like enchanting when she's rapping ?"
"Tahj annoying." Pie laughed
"And fucking is." Teezy said "Like a itch you can't scratch."
"Mazi open the envelope before this becomes a I hate Tahj party cause my gemini bout to kick in a minute."
"Alright, y'all ready ?" I started wiggling the envelope in the air
"Hoe stop dancing and open the shit."
"I– okay I been getting disrespected all damn day and it stops here." I made a face "Just vibe twin."
"Mazi open the fucking envelope."
"Y'all ass is not just vibing."
"I'm finna pop a perc."
"I– why ?" I scrunched my face up looking at Teezy
"Cause you making me think about shit I don't want too with all this waiting."
"This turned dark." Pie mumbled scratching her head
"Okay, I'ma just go on and open it." I said opening it "Im not gon lie gang I'm scared."
"We getting a girl."
"Y'all gon be mad when it's a boy." I cheesed holding the sonogram "Okay, 1 2 3."
"..."
"..."
"Lemme see this shit !" Tahj snatched it before she sucked her teeth "On god yo doctor lying !"
"IT'S A BOY ?!" Pie screamed in horror
It sure the fuck is America
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