leech😐: why're you ignoring my texts?
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leech: lee minho
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leech😐: i can see you reading my messages 😒
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leech😐: answer before i call hyunjin and tell him to get those very confidential voice messages.
leech: and that furry picture of you from last year 🫢
minho: what do you want jeongin🫠
minho: i'm having my daily jeongin cleanse and you're ruining it :(
leech😐: good
leech😐: i have to ask you a question
minho: you texted me 70 times to ask me a single question ?
leech😐: yeah !
minho: you couldn't just send the question and wait for me to reply ???¿??
leech😐:
leech😐: did you forget the whole not answering your phone part or are you stupid??
minho: what do you want 🫥
leech😐: i wanted your permission for something. hyunjin said i had to ask first 🙄
minho: im not giving you more money
minho: or making you food.
minho: in fact i don't even wanna see you after last night
leech😐: i don't want your stale ass food bitch
leech😐: i ate already anyway
leech😐: i was gonna ask if you wanted to join a group chat
leech😐: it'll be me, hyune and then jisung, felix and chan and their two friends and you if you stop playing hard to get
minho: nope
leech😐: you were supposed to say yes
minho: .
leech😐: why not
leech😐: they're super fun !!
minho: hard pass
leech😐: whatever
leech😐: you're annoying yk that?
leech😐: you're lucky i love you
minho: yes, so very lucky !!!!
minho: dont know how i could possibly function without you begging me for money or eating everything i own :(((
leech😐: mkay.
leech😐: i respect your decision lino
leech😐: bye.!
minho: yang jeongin do not add me to that group chat
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minho: jeongin
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minho: bob or whatever your name is
minho: istg i'll put my phone in the microwave
[read]
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new notification:
you've been added to tubbyland !
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1:28 pm
lala:okay i have one more !
lala:
po: why the hell do you have that in your camera roll 😭
lala: emergencies 😛🤞
thatfatsunbitchorsmthin: 😦
tinkytwinky:
tinkytwinky: no words
lala: you just said two words
lala: in case you didn't know !🤓
po:😃
dipsy: i do not thik
dipsy: i simpy not
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: we know
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: stupid ass bitch//
n.e: i added him !
hymen: min?
hymen: you there?
n.e: speak now !
xxx-xxxx-xxxx: jeongin i'm going to slaughter your entire family.
xxx-xxxx-xxxx: not your dad though .
n.e: i told you to leave him alone😟
xxx-xxxx-xxxx: should've thought abt that beforehand.
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: minho! hi :D
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: this is felix . don't be alarmed by the name😀 idk whats wrong with these guys lol
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: everyone, please introduce yourselves to minho !
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: normally. like we talked about.
lala: what if i don't want to 0.0
lala: what then?
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: chris ?.
po: gotchu
po: you'll do what he said or i'm shooting your nutsack off.
po:
lala: oh
lala: i'm changbin !
lala: nice to meet you guy who's cat ji crippled and who jisung is afraid of because you're apparently super badass (what jisung said)
tinkytwinky: 😐
tinkytwinky: i never said that.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: hello.
po: it's chan :)
xxx-xxx-xxxx: i gathered as much
dipsy: i'm seungmin!
dipsy: i have the best personality here so i'm most compatible with you ;)
lala:🤨
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: im felix !
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: which i already said but ><
xxx-xxx-xxxx: hi felix :)
n.e: so that's how its going to be?
n.e: okay
tinkytwinky: god why am i nervous?/
tinkytwinky: this is jisung
tinkytwinky: um, the one who hit your cat :,)
xxx-xxx-xxxx: you don't have to remind me you crippled my pet every time we speak.
tinkytwinky: right
tinkytwinky: mb
hymen: your favorite person:)
xxx-xxx-xxxx- you are not usher ❌
hymen: 😐
n.e: obviously my name is easily recognizable
xxx-xxx-xxxx: shldve been something better like bed wetter or something
n.e: that was one time.
lala:
xxx-xxx-xxxx: why am i here?
xxx-xxx-xxxx- no offense but idk you people like that.
dipsy: he is very blunt💀
hymen: bc we're making friends :)
hymen: and you do know a few of them
xxx-xxx-xxxx: not by choice//
xxx-xxx-xxxx: right
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: you don't have to stay if you're uncomfortable minho! i know we can be handfuls :,)
thefatsunbitchorsmthin: we just wanted to include you
tinkytwinky: felix wants to go to this trivia bar this weekend
tinkytwinky: you can come if you want
tinkytwinky: i'll pay for you as a thank you for letting us hang out at your place
po: no pressure man
po: you can say no
xxx-xxx-xxxx: typing...
xxx-xxx-xxxx: i'll think about it.
dipsy: he wants to see me 🥱 that's why he's agreeing
lala: yikes
lala: you might as well stay home if your goal was to see his alien ass 👽
dipsy:
tinkytwinky:🤦
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sometime after-
lino: ima fuck your dad in so many positions he's gonna forget how to use his limbs.
leech:
leech: he's not gay !
lino: not yet 😵💫
leech: this feels like a threat
leech: i think i should report you
lino: :D
lino: do what you want
lino: son <3
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this was trash but listen— i forgot abt this book😭