[The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.]
Blitzo: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
[ Y/N is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while rolls down her window and smiles.]
Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]
Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-
[Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]
Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
[Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]
Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.]
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!
[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]
Verosika: Blitz-o.
Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
[Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]
Blitzo: ...three rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]
Verosika: So,your sister says "Hi".
Blitzo: *angrily steps in front of Verosika* Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.
[Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.]
Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...
Loona: *watching from the van* No way...
Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.
Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!
Verosika: *removes her sunglasses* Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run...
Blitzo and Verosika: ...run three rings to wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!
Blitzo: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!
Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.
[Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.]
[Blitzo follows Verosika.]
Blitzo: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna...
[A towering muscular hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls.]
Vortex: You'll what?
Blitzo: uh, ill uh. YN!!!
[a dark aura radiated off the van, as the door slowly opened
Y/N: You need something?
Blitzo: Help me get the parking spot back!
[Y/N looked at Verosika and Tex]
Y/N: Who the fuck are they
Verosika: Mmm, who's the hottie Blitzo....
Blitzo: First off don't talk about my employees like that. 2nd this is Y/N.
Y/N: Hi *wait did she call me hot?*
Verosika: What're you doing working with a guy like Blitzo, *in a flirting voice* when you can be working for me instead~
Y/N: A kind offer, but no.
Verosika: Your loss, Tata fuck stains.
Blitzo: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.
Loona: *kicks van door open and steps out* You know Verosika Mayday?!
Blitzo: Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated.
Y/N: Who even is she.....
Loona: A pop artist.
Y/N: Ew...
Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?
Moxxie: *opens the van door and steps out* You dated a pop star?!
Blitzo: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?
Loona: Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?
Millie: It's you?
Moxxie: I just... *scratches his head* Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?
Blitzo: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.
Y/N: BULLSHIT
Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!
Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.
Loona: You totally do that.
[Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.]
Millie: What was sex with her like?
Y/N: I'd like to know to
Moxxie: *taken aback* Millie!
Millie: Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.
Moxxie: *about to scold Millie but changes his mind* ...Touché.
Blitzo: Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck. [tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to driver's side] Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit.
[The scene cuts to Loona, Moxxie and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.]
Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!
[Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes.]
Blitzo: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~
[Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.]
Loona: Shut UP, da—
[Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside.]
Loona: Urgh! Blitzo!
Y/N: Loona you look beautiful alright? Stop overreacting
Loona: *blushing a bit* Thanks Y/N
[Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.]
Loona: Oof! Oh. Woah...
[Vortex glances down at Loona. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. He moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.]
Blitzo: Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?
[Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from I.M.P. . office room.]
Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper.
Blitzo: Oh, COME ON!
Vortex: *scoffs* Sorry, man.
[Vortex walks away.]
Blitzo: *mutters* Oh, no you don't, bitch.
Moxxie: Sir... how about you let me-
Blitzo: Moxxie SHUT THE FUCK UP. Go get em Y/N!!!
Y/N: Oh fuck me....
[Y/N walked into the office, ready for the worst]
Y/N: Verosika right. Hey
Verosika: Oh Y/N~. Change your mind and decided to work for me?
Y/N: Uh no, i couldn't do that to Blitz. I just wanted to come here and kindly ask for the parking spot as it means a lot to blitz.
Coco: Ooo, check out the hottie.
Josh: Want a kiss, big guy?
[as Josh reached for Y/N, he was suddenly thrown out the window in front of Blitz]
Blitzo: Shit! Y/N YOU ROCK!!!
Y/N: I will ask again, hand over the damn parking spot-
litzo: Alright...! *bleep* THAT'S IT!
[Blitzo stomps toward Verosika.]
Blitzo: If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! *to himself* Fuck, I said that twice.
Kiki: Mmmm... Is this Imp boy starting a demon duel?
Verosika: *Chuckles* I think he is!
[Verosika leans in toward Blitzo.]
Verosika: What's the game then, Blitz-o?
Blitzo: Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day.
Y/N: Why do i even bother....
[The succubi laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.]
Verosika: Oh, you're serious?
[She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper].
Verosika: Game on... bitch, and if we win. Y/N is mine~
[Later at I.M.P headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.]
Blitzo: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.
[The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Loona, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of Imps and clients surround them with bags of money.]
Blitzo: We portal up.
[Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.]
Blitzo: We have our fun murder time as per usual.
[The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns].
Blitzo: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.
[The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads S.S. Cum Gutter.]
Blitzo: We push said canoe into some water.
[Blitzo drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.]
Blitzo: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!
[Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.]
Blitzo: They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet...
[The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.]
Blitzo: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...
[The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.]
Blitzo: Do you have... any questions? *throws pointer stick through a window*
Y/N: I LIKE THAT PLAN!!!
Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?
Blitzo: *walks over to Moxxie* That wasn't a question.
Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.
Blitzo: *puts a hand around Moxxie* I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.
Moxxie: A what now?
Blitzo: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you *begins poking Moxxie in the chest* talentless baby dicked troll?!
Moxxie: *climbs onto table in anger* Well, why don't you *points at Blitzo and points at him&* take an art class?
Blitzo: *grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair* Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!
Loona: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?
Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!
[Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera, presumably looking at Helluva Boss's furry viewers.]
Loona: Well, I- I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.
Blitzo: Wait, say that again.
Loona: I can... blend in...?
[Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzo that she can disguise herself.]
Millie: Do you have a human disguise?
Loona: Yeah. Don't you?
[The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.]
Loona: You four have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!
Y/N: I have one, just to lazy to use it.
Blitzo: Okay, new plan!
[Blitzo quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona and Y/N surrounded by humans with hearts around them.]
Blitzo: Loonie and Y/N can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?
Millie: Flawless logic.
Moxxie: I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!
Blitzo: I got that covered, Mox.
[Later, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.]
Blitzo: Now... we wait.
Moxxie: Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!
[Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.]
Blitzo: Now, who's first?
[The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.]
Blitzo: Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?
[Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.]
Loona: Got it.
Blitzo: Wait, where the fucks Y/N
[A white haired man walks into scene]
Y/N: Sorry I'm late, i had to meet with Yog.
Blitzo: Y/N??
Y/N: The one and only.
Blitzo: You look-
Loona: Hot....
[everyone stared at Loona as she realized what she said]
Loona: I uh....whatever.
Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.]
Blitzo: Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful!
[Loona glares at Blitzo.]
Blitzo: I am so proud. Now, fetch!
[Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.]
[In the next shot, a woman can be seen trying to remove Y/Ns pants, but Millie drops a brick on her. a blonde man runs to Loona in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitzo. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitzo kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head. Blitzo chops a woman in half who was following Y/N.]
[Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.]
Blitzo: That's Eleven kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many--
Verosika: Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!
[The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.]
Fan boy: Verosika!
Verosika: This is your final boarding call. All aboard~
[Verosika launches into "Vacay to bonetown". Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens. Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, literally foaming at the mouth.]
Verosika: ♫ Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town. ♫
[The humans make out with others around them. kiss, hug, grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing.]
Verosika: (off-screen) ♫ V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D. ♫
Blitzo: God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!
[A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzo.]
Blitzo: *points to vomiting man* He on the list, Loonie?
Loona: Huh? Yeah... I- I think so.
[A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.]
Blitzo: Good!
[Blitzo takes out a red and black axe.]
Blonde man: Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun? [Laughs]
Blitzo: (off-screen) Yeah... Pretty cool, huh?
[Blitzo cleaves his head in half with the axe.]
Blitzo: But, you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one, Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where--...?
[Blitzo glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes. He panics.]
Blitzo: Wha-- Wha-- Wh-- [distraught, tears in his eyes] WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!
Millie: *Points to the stage* Look!
[Loona is seen walking towards Vortex. Blitzo notices, and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.]
[The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.]
Verosika: Now, who wants a piece of this?!
[Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden portal. A fish appears, which rapidly grows into a big ass fish.
[Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.]
Loona: *nervously* Heyyyy... you...!
Vortex: Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex.
Loona: Yeah. *chuckles* Sorry if that's weird.
Vortex: It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care.
Loona: *nervously* Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!
Vortex: Okay. *mimics her nervous tone and smile* I'm Vortex!
Loona: That's hot... I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right? *bites lip nervously*
Vortex: Uh, yeah. *chuckles* I guess. But my friends call me Tex.
Loona: Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends. *chuckles nervously* I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I... I don't have friends.
[Blitzo arrives and stands between them.]
Blitzo: Am I... interrupting something?
Vortex: Nah, man. Just having a conversation.
Blitzo: *pokes Vortex* "Conversation" leads to HPV!
[Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.]
Moxxie: And... we've lost him. *sighs* It's looking like it's up to us handle this list.
Millie: Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!
[Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.]
Loona: Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!
Blitzo: I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job.
Loona: What, I can't have a break?
Blitzo: We have a parking spot on the line!
Vortex: Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?
Blitzo: Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!
[Blitzo holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equals a horse.]
Blitzo: Literally!
Loona: *groans in frustration, fixes bangs* Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!
Blitzo: Because, I adopted you! And that should mean something!
Loona: Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!
Blitzo: It still counts!
Loona: Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!
Y/N: Okay Loona, that's enough. It's normal for a father to worry about their only children.
Loona: Stay out of this Y/N! This doesn't concern you.
Y/N: WELL IM MAKING IT. IM NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND LET YOU SPEAK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT!
Loona: Why do you even care? HUH. It's not like you know what its like to have a father!
[a sudden sound of slapping was heard across the beach, Loona, Blitz, and Tex looked at Y/N in shock. Loona was about to retaliate, but she stopped when she saw the tears in Y/Ns eyes]
Y/N: I would kill, to have a father like Blitz. So don't EVER disrespect your father like that again, cause you never know when he could be ripped from your life.
Loona: Y/N I...
[before she could finish her sentence Y/N vanished]
Blitzo: Nice going Loonie. Im gonna go kill something!
Vortex: Damn, girl. That was savage. [places a comforting hand on her shoulder] You okay?
Loona: *blushes* Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does. I don't know about Y/N though...
Vortex: *chuckles* I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm! Takes guts.
Loona: Thanks.
[Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.]
Millie: Moxxie!
Moxxie: *drunk* Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em. *Makes smooching noises*
[Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitzo looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.]
Moxxie: *drunk* Ooooh! Fish.
[The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.]
Moxxie: *drunk* Hehehe... Weeeeee...
[Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. She pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Moxxie smiles, closes his eyes and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands into Blitzo's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically.]
[Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.]
Moxxie: I love that woman~ *tail makes a heart shape*
Blitzo: Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?
[Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.]
Blitzo: Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Mils!
Millie: Is Mox okay?
Blitzo: Oh, yeah. He's fine.
[Millie holds Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression.]
Moxxie: *Drunken* Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... drinky.
[Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.]
Blitzo: Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking.
Millie: Hey, where's Y/N?
Blitzo: Well-
Verosika: Blitz-o.
Blitzo: Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!
Verosika: That was handled rather... obvious... Don't you think?
Millie: I don't think this belonged to any of us.
[Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.]
Millie: Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.
Moxxie: *Laughs* Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED! *Continues laughing drunkenly*
Verosika: Yeah, well... you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!
Moxxie: *faceplants* into the sand* A human called me a possum. I am not a *faceplants again* possum!
Blitzo: Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space.
Verosika: ...Fine.
Blitzo: WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!! *laughs triumphantly*
Millie: Fuck YEAH!
Blitzo: IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!
Verosika: *scoffs* Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!
Vortex: Well... guess it's time to bounce. But, hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime.
Loona: Really? I mean, heh...yeah. Yeah.
Vortex: Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties.
[As Vortex mentions his girlfriend, Loona's expression shifts into dejection.]
Loona: (dejected) Nice. Can't wait for my first one.
Vortex: *chuckles* Let's get you some friends, girl.
[Vortex gives her a playful punch before following Verosika. Loona looks downcast at seeing Vortex leave and being reminded of her confrontation with Blitzo as well as the reveal her crush already has a partner.]
Blitzo: Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!
[I.M.P go through the portal. Loona falls through the portal backwards.]
[Blitzo jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger.]
[Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.]
Police: PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!
Verosika: Alright, sluts. Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick.
[Her gang all sigh and groan in disgust as they raise their hands in defeat and groan.The cops suddenly started combusting, as their blood filled the streets.]
Y/N: *peaking out through a portal* better get your asses in here before more show up
[the succubitches hopped through the portal, into their office]
Verosika: Thanks...I guess, but why did you help us?
Y/N: I felt like it. I can always send you all back there if you want me to.
Verosika: NO no, we're good.
[Y/N walked out, entering the I.M.P office]
Moxxie: Y/N! Where have you been, you didn't go through the portal and i thought we might've left you there.
Y/N: Sorry Mox, I was just....upset I guess..Im just gonna go home early, if you all need me just ring me.
[They all watched as Y/N left, knowing something was wrong]
Millie: what do you thinks wrong with him? Is he sick?
Moxxie: I don't know, but I hope he feels better soon