"𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐈𝐍' 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐒. 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐒."
— 𝐉.𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐄. | 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏
Wattpad has given me a warning when I first tried to publish this chapter, so I guess I should put this here.
WARNING: CALL OF DUTY MW2 LOBBY/GAME CHAT. YOU WILL HEAR SOME WEIRD AND QUESTIONABLE THINGS, SOME BASED OFF MY OWN EXPERIENCE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
{9:48 PM}
[Shit-Box]
Gekko
so, u adding him?
Akawii
mayhaps
Qiyana Reeves
Just add him.
Akawii
ok but y'all need to swear u won't do anything weird
Yashole
Do you trust us that little
Akawii
ya lol
u guys kinda suck 🗣️💯
Gekko
i know ur ugly ass isn't talking rn
Sennamon
it'd be better if you guys didn't fight here
Gekko
tell her ass senna!!
Akawii
WOW now ima def not adding him 😒
Gekko
nah nah nah chiilll u can't do that!
that's my homie ╥﹏╥
Yashole
But don't you want him to be aware that he's in?
Akawii
well yes
Sennamon
so much commotion for one dude
Yashole
perhaps asking him first would be better
Gekko
I DONT WANNA HEAR SHIT FROM YOU
Yashole
You're still pissed about that??
Gekko
U LEFT ME DURING MY RANK UP GAME
NOW BE SILENT
Yashole
😔
Akawii
ok ima add him rn don't be weird lol
also i already asked him so dw yas
Qiyana Reeves
Finally
Akawii added Røzco
Gekko
YERRRR (￣▽￣)ノ
Yashole
Sup Y/N
Qiyana Reeves
Heyyy
Sennamon
HIII
Akawii
Y/N! this true damage, remember them?
Røzco
how could i not? they're the ones who cockblocked us in the pool.
Akawii
WHAT
Gekko
I KNEW IT!!!!
Qiyana Reeves
IN THE POOL⁉️
Yashole
Damn, I wanna fuck in a pool...
Sennamon
Keep your head up Yas, one day you'll get bitches...
Gekko
Or bros, you never know, he maybe bi
Røzco
well it's obvious that he's bi-himself
Gekko
LMAOOOO
Qiyana Reeves
EVEN THE NEWBIE ON YOUR ASS
Yashole
I didn't know I came here to be disrespected.
Akawii
oh calm down Yas just jokes.
Gekko
yo Y/N, u remember me? :>
Røzco
of course, you were the chill one
Akawii
yeah so that's a fucking lie.
Yashole
Bro didn't see the all caps texts from five minutes ago.
Do NOT play ranked in any game with this mf.
Gekko
don't tell him that :( giving me a bad rep fr.
i only got mad cuz you just happen to be straight ass at every game you touch yas :(
Yashole
Don't remember you talking all this shit when we were playing UFC 2 😮💨
Gekko
bro got a lucky submission and all of a sudden thinks he's the best ever.
Qiyana Reeves
Guys! Do us a favor and stfu :)
Sennamon
if ekko is the "chill one," then what about the rest of us?
Røzco
ehhh...
i didn't get to know the rest of y'all fr...
Qiyana Reeves
Ight bet, we'll all introduce ourselves then.
Akawii
I'LL GO FIRST!
I'M AKALI JHOMEN TETHI
AKA THE BADDEST
AKA THE REASON ANY OF YALL KNOW EACH OTHER
THE HEAD OF TRUE DAMAGE
Gekko
and formally known as the 'Rapper Ninja'
Akawii
LITERALLY DIE EKKO
Qiyana Reeves
OMG I REMEMBER THAT
Yashole
LMAOO
Røzco
???
im at a loss here-
Akawii
nothing you need to know babe!
Yashole
Ewwww cute name calling, somebody ruin their happiness!
Qiyana Reeves
On it!
You see Y/N, once upon a time, when kda first formed, Ahri was on a press run, advertising each member.
And when she got to Akali, she uttered the words, "She's a rapper ninja."
Akawii
IM HAVING PTSD JUST FROM SEEING IT
Røzco
i dont see the issue tbh...
Akawii
IT WAS A BIG ISSUE!!!
Sennamon
look at what y'all done did...
her she goes...
Akawii
I AM A NINJA RAPPER!!!!
THERE'S A HUGE DIFFERENCE!!!
Røzco
i don't get why you're so uptight 💀
Akawii
BC PPLE THINK I RAP ABOUT NINJAS!!!
Røzco
is that not what you do-
Akawii
I AM A NINJA RAPPER, Y/N!!
I AM A NINJA THAT RAPS, NOT A RAPPER THAT RAPS ABOUT NINJAS!!
Gekko
guys im making a pizza, remind me to take it out in 12 minutes :D
Akawii
NOW I CAN'T STOP RANTING!
NOW SOMETHING ELSE I AM MAD ABOUT!!!
SENNAAAAAAA!!!
Sennamon
mannn wtf i do?
Akawii
YOU ATE MY LAST CUP OF SPICY RAMYUN LAST WEEK, SENNA!!
Sennamon
THAT WAS LAST WEEK KALI
Røzco
u ate her last cup of spicy ramyun last week???
u fucking monster.
Sennamon
you're not even part of the problem.
Røzco
akali is my girlfriend and any problem she has, it is also mine to deal with.
Sennamon
wow, what a fucking supportive bf you are
so brave of you 🙄
Røzco
just say you're sorry.
Sennamon
no.
Akawii
IM CHARGING INTO YOUR ROOM WHEN I GET OVER THERE
Sennamon
ALL BC I ATE ONE CUP OF NOODLES?????
Røzco
yeah, sucks to be you.
Qiyana Reeves
CAN'T WE HAVE A PEACEFUL AND QUIET MORNING JUST ONCE IN THIS DAMN HOUSEHOLD???!!!
Akawii
WE CAN IF SHE DIDN'T EAT MY DAMN CUP OF NOODLES!!
Sennamon
BITCH, FUCK YO NOODLES!!!
Akawii
DON'T FUCK MY NOODLES!!!
Yashole
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Sennamon
DON'T SCREW UP MY WORDS!!!
Gekko
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Gekko Has Sent An Attachment!]
Røzco
BRO WTF
Gekko
YOU GUYS SUCK
Qiyana Reeves
US?? MF YOURE THE ONE HOLDING A BURNT PIZZA
Gekko
I TOLD YALL TO REMIND ME!
Akawii
YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS TRUSTING US
Gekko
well... no pizza for dinner...
Yashole
Damn...
Sennamon
yeah this is enough of y'all for one day, i'll see myself out...
Røzco
and then there were 5.
Yashole
Nah, only 4.
Qiyana went to sleep wayy before.
Gekko
well, seems like only the real ones are still here 🗣️💯🤞🏾
Akawii
more like the couple and their third and fourth wheel.
Yashole
no couple shall be happy on my watch!
Gekko
u tell her yas!
Røzco
damn... y'all got cod?
Akawii
which one?
Yashole
I got Vanguard
Gekko
stfu
i got mw2
Røzco
reboot?
Gekko
both
Røzco
bet.
all y'all hop on rn
Without wasting another second, Y/N had his Xbox controller in his hands and used it to power on his console.
In less than ten seconds he got a notification saying Akali was on as well.
Another ten seconds passed before he got an invite to a party.
"Ayyeeeee!" He was greeted by Ekko's voice which was full of excitement. "Join right now so we can queue up."
"What mode we playing is the question." Akali piped in after plugging in her mic.
"And the answer is obviously Search & Destroy-"
"-Warzone." Yasuo cut in at the last moment.
"The hell?" Ekko and Yasuo said at the same time.
"Yeah no. I don't feel like playing a battle royal right now, man." Ekko voiced his opinion first.
"No cap, if I wanted to play a battle royal I'd just boot up Fortnite..." Y/N added, getting a few hums in agreement from the party members.
"But, every time we play S&D, you end up bellowing into your mic at some twelve year old." Yasuo complained, "I don't feel like hearing that all night."
"If you're not yelling at the other team by the end of a match, are you really playing the game?" Akali interjected.
Y/N snickered, "If anything, I'm just trying to figure out if I'll have to carry you guys."
"Don't insult me like that. I got a 2.5 KD." Ekko tried to boast before getting absolutely humbled.
"Take that with a grain of salt, babe, last time I played with him we were getting into bot lobbies all night." Akali remarked, prompting Ekko to suck his teeth.
"Least I don't look up weapon load outs and follow the 'CuRrEnT mEtA'." Ekko raised his voice to impersonate Akali's feminine voice.
"Meta doesn't mean shit to a man with Kali Sticks." Yasuo exhaled as he leaned back into his gaming chair that audibly creaked.
"You sound like the type to sit in corners until someone comes by so you can kill em'." Y/N pointed out.
"HE IS." Ekko and Akali said at the same time.
"My God..." Y/N sighed.
"Let's just start a match already."
┌──═━┈━═──┐
YasuWhoa
has invited you!
└──═━┈━═──┘
Y/N accepted the invite immediately and was dragged into a lobby with everyone else.
"Hardcore or casual?"
"Casual." Everyone else replied.
As everyone silently waited to be put into a match, Y/N suddenly spoke up.
"Hey guys," he started, pausing to possibly think hard about his question, "Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle?"
"Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle..." Yasuo repeated, "I'm gonna have to go with Bulbasaur, my guy."
"WHAT?!" Akali erupted.
"I've always been a grass type." Yasuo defended himself, "I picked Turtwig."
"That doesn't surprise me that you're a grass type." Y/N snickered.
"What does that mean?"
Before Y/N could elaborate, another voice joined the conversation, "So I'm in the kitchen, right? Making some food. Getting some munchies. And I hear this man say Bulbasaur??"
"You heard that too, right?" Akali said in disbelief.
"This guy has consistently the worst takes I have ever heard." Y/N tried to say before laughing.
"Thank you! Thank you! I knew y'all was gonna have my back on that!" Ekko laughed along with him.
"Kali... Kali..." Y/N tried to contain himself, "Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle? Right in front of you, who you picking?"
"Charmander, duh."
"THANK YOU!!" Ekko elated, "This man Yasuo really said Bulbasaur with his full chest."
"That's how you know he a softie."
"How's that make me a softie???"
"Okay... Okay... Squirtle or Charmander were the two right answers for that question. But this one only has one..." Y/N announced, "Treecko, Mudkip, or Torchic?"
"Bruh, I'm going to have to go with Tree-"
"Bruh-"
"DON'T YOU SAY IT!! THERE'S ONLY ONE ANSWER."
"I didn't even hear what his answer was." Ekko chuckled.
"He said Tree-"
"-It's Treecko." Yasuo finished Akali's sentence.
"BRO GET OUT THIS PARTY DAWG."
As Y/N erupted into laughter once again, they finally got placed into a match.
"Game chat! Game chat!" Yasuo barked as if everyone was still in the party.
"AYYY, MERCADO LAS ALMAS! WE GOT THIS IN THE BAG!" Y/N heard Ekko's voice in game chat over the game's ambience.
"No fucking way." One of their random teammates groaned, "I swear if it's this guy again-"
"Hold up- Rivenge...? Is that you on my fucking team?" Ekko laughed.
"Here we go again..." Yasuo sighs, leaving Akali and Y/N to simply hear the altercation unfold.
"Oh great it's this guy. GG everyone, we lost. I was on a hot streak too..." The feminine voice on the other end sighed.
"We're not even out of the opening cutscene-"
Rivenge interrupted him, "GG."
"-And this girl's already complaining!"
"I should block your ass."
"You're going to fucking run around with a knife again and complain when you die again."
"How many accounts do I have to keep avoiding?" Rivenge muttered.
"You're not beating the bot lobby allegations, bitch." Ekko huffed.
"I'm done. That is so cap." Rivenge replied as the match countdown began. "You know, I was having a really good day today-"
"Don't care." Ekko interjected.
"Went to the gym. Something you've probably never done in your miserable life. Pumped the iron a bit, hit a new PR-"
"Still don't fucking care."
"-Wanted to solo queue some S&D to end the day-"
"Don't give a fuck."
"And I see fucking, 'FOCKGOBACK' in my lobby, just to ruin my day."
"Can't wait till this shit gets fixed so I don't have shitty people on my team."
"Can you both focus on the damn objectives..." Y/N sighed.
"I got it. It's called multitasking." Ekko growled as he moved to Site A.
"Oh, I feel so much safer with this shithead watching over me." Rivenge chuckled.
"You should, you've only got a damn knife." Akali pointed out as she sticked with Ekko.
"Yeah, whatever-"
{3 V 3}
"-OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Rivenge had been demoted from player to spectator, "What the fuck happened? I thought you had both bomb sites covered, you fucking bot."
"Not my fault you rushed in like a dumbass!"
"Maybe if she had that level of energy in real life, her mother would love her." Yasuo tried to say while gasping for air from laughing so much.
"My mother's dead-"
"CUZ I FUCKED HER SO HARD!" Ekko roared into the mic.
"AYO?!" Akali gasped not even caring that she got killed.
{2 V 3}
Y/N on the other hand, "BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"They planted the fucking bomb!" Rivenge announced, as if the game didn't already, "Look alive you corpse!"
"Please, shut up." Yasuo sighed, "Y/N, I'm pushing A."
"Alright bet, I'm behind you." Y/N tactical sprinted behind him.
{1 V 3}
It'd all happened so fast...
One moment, he was tactical sprinting behind his buddy. Next thing he knew, his friend was blown to smithereens.
Y/N saw them. The enemy. Right in front of him. A rocket launcher in their hands. It was time, kill or be killed.
Y/N had his Fennec 45, ADS faster than lightning. He thought the bastard would try to reload, but unfortunately they remembered Call of Duty's most infamous tip.
No Russi-
Not that one.
Swapping to your sidearm is faster than reloading. They'd swapped weapons, from an RPG to a fucking Riot Shield.
Y/N unleashed a hailstorm of bullets. All of them simply ricocheting off of that godforsaken shield.
All for their buddy to come up behind Y/N, and hit him with an execution animation...
"WHAT THE FUCK!" His neighbors downstairs were going to be filing a complaint tomorrow after this rant, "LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SHOOT A GUN. I'M USING ARMOR PIERCING ROUNDS AND ITS FUCKING BOUNCING OFF!"
War. More particularly, Call of Duty, makes men mad.
"Bro, when we get back to lobby, I'm letting this shit rip man!"
"Lock in, Ekko!" Akali cheered.
"If you clutch up, I swear I'll stop shitting on you!" Rivenge added.
"CLUTCH OR KICK!"
"SHUT UP YASUO!" Ekko screeched as he sprinted to Site A.
"He's camping the bomb. Check your corners." Akali called out.
"Don't fucking see em', I'm going for the diffuse." Ekko said frantically.
"Why would you fucking diffuse it? There's still someone," Rivenge began.
"AW FUCK!" Ekko had been executed from behind.
"Well there you go! You fucked us!" Rivenge sighed.
"Jesus Christ, I should've never got on..." Yasuo mumbled.
"You tried, Ekko, keep your head up." Y/N reassured.
"Thanks homie, and I was on a roll!"
"Oh you were on a roll? Show me. Show me where."
"Well I-"
"Which part of this was the roll?" As Rivenge spoke, the final kill cam played, displaying Ekko's operator having his head caved in, "Was it the fucking sledge hammer cracking your empty skull in? Was that the roll?"
"You literally died first, though." Akali pointed out while laughing.
"Yeah, and then I died a second time watching him play like damn amputee."
That was Yasuo's breaking point, "PFFT-"
"I don't know you're laughing, Yasu, I saw your gameplay! I've seen kids with Parkinson's disease play better!"
"Can we just focus up and win please?" It was unknown as to who said it, but they managed to get everyone on track.
"Right, right, can't lose to these fucks."
"Never letting Yas be host after this game." Y/N said exasperated.
"Agreed." Ekko and Akali snickered.
"Fuck you guys."
╔══ ≪ °♡° ≫ ══╗
-Chapter 7-
•War Is Mad•
╚══ ≪ °♡° ≫ ══╝
After a long, hard fought battle, True Damage and Rivenge came out on top. As the leaderboards were displayed, it was oddly silent. Neither team jumping to speak.
"Ahem." That was until Y/N unmuted, "Whoever 'Jinxhasbigcrits' is, you're a fucking pussy."
...
...
"Fuck you just say, asshole?"
"Shoot a gun bitch. Don't use just a riot shield."
"OH, YOU PISSED BECAUSE I-"
"OH A RIOT SHIELD! I'M A PUSSY AND USE A RIOT SHIELD! FUCKING IDIOT!"
"OKAY TELL ME WHAT FUCK TO USE!"
"FUCKING PUSSY!"
"TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO USE!"
"CAN WE JUST CALM DOWN-" Another voice tried to butt in and put out the flames.
"WAS THAT FUCKING 'VIagra' TALKING?" Akali jumped in, "DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE SOME SORT LF PEACEKEEPER. YOU WERE ON SITES CAMPING HARDER THAN ANNE FRANK!"
"AW DON'T BE MAD I WAS SHITTING ON YOU."
"YOU'RE MAX PRESTIGE CAMPING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH-"
"PUSSYYYYY PUSSSYYYYY!!!" Jinx's voice overlapped with theirs.
"SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU DON'T GET ASSHOLE!"
"I GET TONS OF IT ACTUALLY! I LOVE IT!"
"IRONIC COMING FROM A DICKHEAD LIKE YOU!"
"I BET YOUR MOTHER'S SEEN MORE BOXERS FALL THAN MUHAMMAD ALI!" Ekko's voice began to override everyone else's.
"THE LINE TO FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LONGER THAN THE QEUE TO GET INTO THIS MATCH!" Rivenge's voice cut in over VI's.
It soon got to the point where Y/N couldn't tell who was yelling what at who.
"YUM YUM YUM YUM, I EAT DICK ALL DAY! THAT'S WHAT YOU DO ON A DAILY BASIS HUH?"
"IT'S CAUSE I'M BLACK, HUH?"
"YEAH, YOU FAT FUCK! I LOVE KALI STICKS, SO WHAT?!"
"I FOUND YOUR TWITCH. YO SHIT IS HOT GARBAGE BRO!"
"I SWEAR THIS BITCH IS ACTUALLY NINE!"
{RETURNING TO MATCH QUEUE.}
And as quickly it escalated, it quickly ceased. The screeching and screaming stopped. Everyone's vocal chords could finally rest, as the lobby was dispersed.
...
"Never letting Yasuo host again..." Y/N repeated.
"I'm never playing with you guys again..." The man sighed, his chair creaking as he leaned all the way back in it.
"Dawg... Never again..." Ekko croaked.
"Aw fuck..." Akali groaned.
"What's wrong?" Y/N inquired.
"We have PR Stunts tomorrow..." She answered, getting whines and grunts out of Ekko and Yasuo.
"Damn... Good luck to y'all." Y/N tried to laugh, having to hold his chest and winces every few seconds due to the pain. Who knew having so much fun could hurt so much?
"Fuck you mean man? You're in the same boat as us!" Ekko grunted.
Y/N cocked his head to the side, "What?" He scoffed, "Dude, I don't even have a big enough following to get signed to a label."
Akali quirked a brow, "Babe, are you stupid-" It then hit her like a gigantic Mac-Truck, "Ohhhh my gosh... We didn't tell him y'all!" She face palmed.
"Tell me what...?"
"Well, Y/N, my man, my dude..." Ekko started but inevitably drifted off, "Fuckin' Yas- tell him..."
"We supposed to tell you that we want you in True Damage..." The masked DJ spilled, "But, we got sidetracked..."
"Dude, it's 2:00, don't fuck with me right now."
Akali giggled, "We're not fucking with you, Y/N. The reason why I brought you to the penthouse, that was to see if you'd fit."
"Which is why we had you freestyle so suddenly." Ekko added.
"And the group chat-"
"Was for all of us to dump it onto you all at once." Yasuo finished.
"Wow..."
"How do you feel?" Akali asked.
"So fucking tired... You guys should've told me earlier, I would've been dancing around my room and shit."
"Yeah, that's on us," Ekko sighed.
"Well, we got a long day ahead of us. Be best to get some sleep, yeah?"
"Right. Right. I'll be seeing you guys tomorrow." Yasuo spoke up before immediately leaving, giving no one the chance to say bye.
"Yeah, I'm hitting the hay too. I'd rather sleep than be left alone with a happy couple." Ekko followed suit and promptly left, leaving Akali and Y/N alone.
"So, I'm guessing you were the one that got them on board?" Y/N spoke up.
"What do you mean?"
"What else could I mean, babe." He breathed out.
"Yeah, I did. I'd gotten into your music. Like your rhymes and loved your voice. Saw potential in you, that you'd be a great addition to the group is all."
Y/N's eyes slightly widened. The adoration held in Akali's words wasn't something he had been prepared for. Hell, he hardly ever got anything close to that in years.
"I mean it."
"Th-Thanks..." Was all Y/N could manage to utter out, finding Akali's words to be far too distracting to find anything else to say.
Akali, meanwhile, spent a moment basking in the comfortable silence in the party.
"I have to get back." She eventually announced. "Early start, busy schedule. You know how it is."
"Sure..." Y/N managed. "See y-"
"I'll come and pick you up." She cut him off, with a subtle chuckle, "I love you."
With that, Akali excused herself and exited out the party.
Now alone, Y/N was in a daze, slumped in his chair.
His mind kept replaying the event that just occurred: the gentle words, the thumping of his heart against it's confinements, the sweet voice she spoke with.
"She loves me."
The image of Akali from nights ago, with her shirt clinging to her body was held in the forefront of his mind. Y/N smiled. A dumb, awkward smile.
"She loves me!"
Short ass chapter.
REMEBER WHEN I SAID I'D UPDATE MORE CONSISTENTLY? OR WHEN I SAID I'D DROP A CHAPTER 'TONIGHT'?
THAT WAS A FUCKING LIE.
AND I'M SORRY.
BUT IM HERE NOW!
School just happened to want to kick my ass for a couple rounds but I came out on top!
I WILL publish a update schedule though, so you guys will know what's up.
If you somehow made it this far. Thank you for reading. Honestly surprised how this book stayed in the top ten in the 'leagueoflegends' category until like- yesterday! So thank you for reading!!!