Side note: I will not do all Yuro vids in one chapter since they are kinda comedy relief. The girls will probably watch a random request or two after a few tense/history vids
Side note 2: Another voting thing at the end of the chapter so help please. I might do reactions based on votings, or you all will decide what you want. I will decide as well but I need some help.
Reactions before/after Epilogue:
(I will be doing alternate history for some of these. Since my version is the crimson axis war didn't happen, some of these videos will be related to that war like in the anime/game.)
- Battle of Jutland, Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Samar (Task Force Taffy 3)
- Yuro World of Warships (Current reaction/s)
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- Naval Legends: USS Texas
- WW1 and WW2
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Bismarck Sabaton
- Genshin Impact
- Greyhound scenes, Battleship 2012 scenes, Hacksaw ridge scenes
- The Pig War, Napoleonic Wars
- How Nuclear power works (maybe to be accepted)
- Star Wars Navy battles (Most specifically Scarif, Endor, Scipio, Corusant, etc.)
- The New Order Documentary (It's basically 'what if the axis powers won?'. It's really good)
- Battle of Myeongyang, Admiral Yi (maybe to be accepted)
- Pirates of the Caribbean (maybe to be accepted, maybe I'll add some Azur lane elements)
- Bismarck documentary by animarchy history
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- The Great War of Archimedes (Might do a shortened version of the film)
- "I am a Pole" The Legend of Piorun
- Halo Battle of Earth (maybe to be accepted)
- Isoroku Yamamoto, the Commander-in-Chief of the Combined Fleet movie/scenes (maybe, for the crimson axis war history)
- Storm Over the Pacific movie/scenes (maybe, for the crimson axis war history)
- Tora Tora Tora (maybe, for the crimson axis war history)
- The Lost Bismarck Class (it's another story made from another author, they will only react to little of the story. Not the entire thing.)
- Genshin Impact (maybe to be accepted/reacted to)
- Top Gun/Top Gun Maverick (maybe to be accepted)
- SCP 3000, Steven HE, Kantai Collection
- Roon and Hans (maybe to be accepted)
- MSG 3 Snake/Big Boss (Essex) vs Boss (Enterprise), (maybe to be accepted)
- World of Warships AMV - High Free Spirit (accepted)
- Tank Fish Dead Ahead, including more World of Warships gameplay
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- What your favorite warships says about you Pt 1-3
- Smash or Pass Azur Lane (Might accept and MY VERSION, may God forgive me or burn me in hell)
- Transformers, Venator Class Star Destroyer, Pacific Rim 1st movie (Pacific Rim equel had potential but ruined, at least there's Pacific Rim: The Black. These are maybe to be accepted)
- USS William D. Porter (unlucky, so unlucky that it nearly got the President killed)
- USS Kearsarge, USS Arleigh Burke, USS Zumwalt, USS Midway, USS Montana (more future warships reactions confirmed)
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies (more alternate history)
New characters (you can request):
I plan to add USS Texas at the Battle of Jutland reaction
Depending on the reactions, I will add shipgirls on my own accord
Chapter starts:
"Alright. That's the Cold War, may I ask how was it or.. no?" Screen asks
"Rest in peace those bad communists leaders.." Richelieu says sarcastically
"Yep, that means for a small break. Eat some food, talk with others before we start the next one. It won't be serious like the others." Screen says
It was a 30 minute break mostly for eating time. Some take a short nap, and the Northern Parliament shipgirls talk about how their communism beliefs should never be used for bad purposes like how those leaders used it. They did admit that Mikhail was a good leader. The shipgirls wondered more about WW1 and WW2 more than ever but they would have to wait
"I take it that you're all ready since you're seated, done eating, and back with energy. By the way, this video is focusing on a game called 'World of Warships'. The game is an alter future game, millions play. It's basically a game where players can build and buy warships of your era from all nations, and then use them to destroy other players. It's fun" The speaker says as the video starts, the shipgirls got curious
Video starts:
The 20th Century Fox intro is shown, but it looks different. The 20th is in Japanese, and the words 'BIG SISTER ENERGY' is replaced with 20th Century Fox (it will always be fox to me, not century studious). The voice of Atago is heard in the background
"Ara~ what a cute commander! Please allow your big sister Atago to take good care of you from now on! Hehehe~"
Silence was in the room as Atago had a proud face
"What the.." Takao says
Another voice is heard
"Ara Ara, my ass is blasted, wtf?"
More silence fills the room
"What does fu-" Z23 tries to ask but FDG quickly covers her mouth
(No words like that under my watch) FDG thought
Scene changes to Atago's ship with a weird looking color template (skin/camouflage) as the title and a picture of Atago shows
'HOW TO ATAGO'
Scene changes to gameplay with a narrator speaking
"Atago, is the first and the oldest premium in the game. Back when matchmaking are historically accurate and people have zero regard on balancing" The speaker says as we see the game, Atago is shown firing to a destroyer with other features of the game shown
The matchmaking pictures show. Showing the two teams being perfectly balanced as all things should be. Atago's team has a carrier, a battlecruiser, two battleships, seven cruisers, and a destroyer while the enemy team has a carrier, four battleships, three cruisers, and four destroyers.
The shipgirls were surprised at the game so far, even games drastically change in the future. The grannies minds melted some more. Akagi and Kaga were surprised seeing Amagi's ship
"Woah.." Javelin says
"I see a radar down left, a map in the right.. I see the types of shells, a fire extinguisher and torpedoes below in the middle... and the letters 'A, B, C' must be the team's objectives. I can't figure out the rest like the numbers below Atago's blueprint template or the numbers top right.." Shangri-La says
"Twelve ships each team, and it seems the players can play the same ship even if they're opposite sides. The map below seems to help the players know where the enemy and their objectives are" Sheffield says
"This ship was conceived as a replacement, of what could be the possibly the torpedo end game (THANK GOD)" The speaker says as we see Atago being hit by some shells as some text say that her steering and maneuverability abilities were damaged and reduced
"And even so it wasn't exactly a new ship but it is all right, we don't want game changing ship to proliferate, we want totally balanced ship with equal ups and downs." The speaker says as we see the health bar of Atago go down as she gets hit by Massachusetts and Hipper.
"So the numbers go down when a ship receives damage.. interesting" Soryu says as she wonders what the ribbons show on the top right were
"In fact this ship is so balanced war gaming put three versions of it already" The speaker says as different colors for Atago were shown
(She's a real onee-san because she's the oldest premium yet she can still destroy)
"Even though she has a proper sister in the other game (Maya) but who cares when people kept buying clones of existing ship" The speaker says as we see Atago fire at a destroyer nearby. The numbers in the top right go up and some ribbons show
"There's numbers.. for damage...? Weird.." Laffey says
"The ribbons seem to be some sort of awards" Hood says
"Playing the Atago involves acknowledging that it is not a dpm (Damage per minute?) fanatic like Eagle Union citizens. Probably the reason why it fell out of favor, it has the slowest reload of all the tier viii cruisers after all (16s). This demands patience and great marksmanship, that's like 10x harder pulling a carrier slingshot" The speaker says
Atago was a little insulted, Takao too since they're the same class
"But people simply forgot the class leading he (high explosive) alpha. Capable of blasting chunks of hp (health points) plus multiple fires, however to maximize the potential of the Atago is not to sit at range and spam (high explosive) he constantly. Not like it has much range to begin with, but it has one unfair advantage often overlooked by many that other cruisers don't get including those at tier 10, which is the ship design itself." The speaker states as more gameplay is shown
"Of course it's ship design" Hiryu says
"Atago is possibly the only cruiser with a free board lower than than the average iq of your typical weekender, and why does it matter? Because it means less hull above the water line compared to something like Cleveland." The speaker states as pictures show the differences between the two ships
"I don't get it.." Montpelier says
"The superstructure will get hit more than the hull itself, I don't know how this game works but I think I can see that as an advantage" Mikasa somehow spoke, her mind is melting but she still has braincells left to spare
"You should know where this is going, with most shells likely impacting the superstructure not the hull, gives the Atago superior durability since both section does share the same hp pool. Underneath that superstructure is 41 millimeters of armor deck, enough to bounce anything away from the vital parts"
Takao and Atago had a proud smile
"Of course the vital parts are the people's yard stick on determining durability." The speaker says as pictures show some posts, saying that Atago is more vulnerable than the game shows her and try to not show the sides of the ship or else you're done for.
"Even though it's no longer relevant when some other cruisers are straight up worse like that Royal Navy floating complacency" The speaker says as some three other cruisers show, one of them being Prinz Eugen as the text says 'Gets citadelled from underwater'. The Royal Navy cruiser is Cheshire
Admiral Hipper laughs as Prinz Eugen pouts
The Royal Navy cruisers took a deep breath, if Cheshire was here...
"With the Atago it is very predictable at the very least, less prayers and more wrangling. Baiting people to shoot the belt while everything else above it simply bounce off the 35 millimeter citadel roof. The only concern of the ship are the hilariously weak turret armor and also the citadel bulkheads which are directly under the front superstructure and rear turret asking to be blasted by stray shells." The speaker says as text say 'Only 25mm of Armor' and a picture of a panicking Atago shows
Some shipgirls laugh at the panicking Atago picture but are quickly quieted down by Atago's glare as Takao tries to calm her down
The game continues with Atago's ship being hit by some shells but she receives a ton of damage as someone yells 'Holy fu**ing sh*t'. (Censored it for the children)
The destroyer's and Unicorn's guardians still covered their ears
"Now you know how to kill an Atago, oh and carriers absolutely love you" The speaker says as more text appear 'Pretty sure some of you are eager to kill Atago potatoes already'
"But the best thing thing about the ship for existing since pre-release days of the game is having neanderthals showing broadside and dying because of it which gave it repair party and faster rudder shift time" The speaker states
"So let's not forget the unsung heroes who gave her the best single ship buff in the game ever. Being the most armored cruiser for its tier is nice, but how do you make it functional in current state of the game? Plying without radar, AA, lack of DPM and range." The speaker says as more pictures are shown.
Someone asking if Atago has radar, someone asking the devs to upgrade Atago's dpm and range, and the rankings of DPM cruisers (Takao-class being the lowest while Cleveland and Edinburgh are the highest. Admiral Hipper and Prinz Eugen are nearly above Atago)
The Cleveland sisters felt bad but had proud faces that their class is on top. Admiral Hipper and Prinz Eugen are wondering how bad their cruiser class is in that game. Takao and Atago were just shooketh, at least the game didn't apply to real life.. right?
"You use islands in good positioning and no this is not an Atlanta guide. The difference being you do not camp behind it, and also making sure you have the dumb radar skill taken. This is important, what you want to do is have the indicator facing the island as much as possible while you close the distance. Not only to reaffirm that the island is indeed blocking the enemy vision, but also providing readiness against anything approaching bringing your guns to bear and appropriate shells loaded while turning the ship away as you clear the island." The speaker states as we see text saying 'My my, nice citadels'
Everybody basically made a note about this, they could probably use that
"This is also effective at putting destroyers at bay and possibly ambush them, then laugh as you blast them with ag while retreating against all the enemies who are just as surprised" The speaker says as we see a small clip of Atago offering a hug
Atago has a smile, Takao and Ayanami have flashbacks. Not good flashbacks
"Think of attacking pearl harbor but this time you use napalm bombs instead like the allies always do" The speaker says as we see a country-ball of Eagle Union smiling and giving a thumbs up with text saying 'When your firebombs killed more people than both nuclear bombs'
The shipgirls frown at that
"You then wiggle wiggle giggle your ship to avoid incoming fire. Aided by the use of double rudder to get four seconds rudder shift turning Atago into a completely ship in such unconvincing ways you might think question if this game has any decency against physics in general, but once again who the cares " The speaker says as we see the upgrade in use as Atago dodges every shot the enemy tries to give her
"How interesting this game is.." Georgios says, she somehow managed to keep her braincells
"Atago is now pseudo destroyer that can fight destroyer and talk like a destroyer." The speaker says
(What?) Every destroyer and Atago thought
"Why even play anything smaller. You want to be the one in charge of the flank though your often stupid teammates realize it, but it is alright. You don't need to announce how much of a chad you are"
(Chad?) Everyone thought
"Just be a decent player for once, you help your teammate by using dumb radar and detection range to guestimate where enemy destroyers are, then pinging the map" The speaker says as text appears
'Radar + Detection = Enemy (DD) Location'
"I feel like this man has something against destroyers" Ark Royal says, her eyes narrowing
"While simultaneously doing damage and dodging incoming attacks because it is physically not a destroyer so Atago has better chance of having people shooting at you. Hello easy sit until they say that you can easily shrug off with the excellent rudder, well.. most of the time." The speaker says as Atago gets hit in her stern again
"We're cruisers not destroyers, but for some reason this man keeps on saying we are destroyers" Takao says
"I agree, you're too tall and too adult to be destroyers" Ark Royal says
"Don't forget that Atago has the thinking shell as well for nuking clueless people that always go broadside whenever they get spotted, but you won't be because you have the superior fake radar" The speaker says as Atago destroys a destroyer as a picture shows with text saying 'Keep calm and Tenno Heika Banzai
Most shipgirls laugh
"And when all bets are off, just get and dive to your enemy. There is a good chance you'll pull some absurd moves that will carry your team, because you have completely balanced torpedo angle launching completely balanced Sakuranese shlon lances" The speaker states as text says 'You could hypothetically take 4 ships in one go'
"Who knows? You might successfully realize that kante kes and doctor doctrine the Sakura Empire has been swearing about winning the game four year often insufferable teammates" The speaker says as more text appear saying 'Yamamoto Captain/Commander Skill Very OP (overpowered)'
The shipgirls were confused at the commander part
"Even though your spine went orbital in the process, but I suppose its better than eating torpedoes" The speaker says as gameplay shows Atago barely dodging torpedoes four times
"This is how you pet the dog" The speaker states as we see someone petting Atago as she wags her tail (Does she even have a tail?)
The shipgirls laugh as Atago slightly turns red a little embarrassed. Takao enjoys this
"You take gun feeder, pyro technician, superintendent, and radio location, then you can choose between a balanced build or a lunatic 'my teammate doesn't exist one'. Maybe get survivability expert if you have spare points, so people think you're stupid." The speaker says
Everybody was so confused
"For the upgrades you take main armament one, engine room protection, aiming system, and steering gears one and two for that four seconds rudder, it works most of the time unless it gets damaged. Reminds me of the time when Bismarck got touched inappropriately in the stern" The speaker says
This they can kind of understand, and the Iron Blood shipgirls had mixed reactions about the Bismarck part. Some laughed quietly while some were concerned
"Make sure you have hydro equipped with this build, then you have the best-do-anything cruiser. With enough armor to take shots, with enough concealment to dive a flank more than, more than enough torpedoes to deny a push, and getting away with the comically fast rudder which is perfect for dealing with this entropy of a game mode called random battle where unexplainable nonsense occurs regularly, but only good outcome can be had using the Atago." The speaker says
Atago had a proud face
"Now go out there and see how much character development the Atago gets as the oldest premium in the game. She is the only premium you should get if you decide to spend money on this game just once and never again" The speaker says as planes drop two torpedoes but Atago only gets hit by one.
Text appears and says 'Ara~ Nice torpedo, try beating this one!'
Atago then charges towards another cruiser and both ships explode. The video ends
...
"That was.. surprisingly entertaining" Kaga says
"Anymore thoughts?" The screen suddenly asks
"It was a little confusing... but yes it was entertaining and interesting" Yorktown says
"Informative as well, right bestie?!" Albacore asks
"Yes.." Taihou replies
"Good to know, let's continue watching"
Ara~ chapter is ending? It's voting time again! (You can vote for more than one)
- One more Yuro video? Possibly the last Yuro video I'll do? (The Admiral Hipper video, there will be more World of Warships related things but maybe not from Yuro)
- Greyhound scenes (Based on the previous voting Greyhound is after Yuro, after Greyhound will be Bismarck Sabaton, Taffy 3, Genshin, and so on.)
- World War 1 and World War 2 Oversimplified (This will be the start of learning Crimson Axis history, alter history as well)
- Battle of Jutland (learning the good old dreadnought days)
- More future warships reactions (more mind melting for our grannies)
- Anything else from the list? Or your own request/s again?
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