A/N: Time to get interesting! *yeets into a portal*
Meanwhile...
Carla: Shu, have you seen Stream and Valt?
Shu: No?
Carla: Jeez, they need to stop... people are starting to get suspicious.
Shu: And when you mean "people", you mean yourself.
Carla: You a mind reader?
Shu: *chuckle*
Stream: *walking in with Valt* I KNEW IT! I KNEW he wasn't gonna stay in there for long without dying!
Carla: Hey! What were you guys talking about?
Stream: NOTHING!
Valt: Oh we were just watching dsmp lore-
Stream: *clamps Valt's mouth* You... heard... nothing.
Carla: Sure I did...
A/N: *bursts in out of thin air* AYO IT'S MEEE!
(Pun intended)
Stream: What now...
A/N: *smirk* You are gonna like this one... *flicks finger and the entirety of dsmp teleported there* HAVE FUN!!! *bursts back out*
Tommy: *has his mouth taped* *muffled swearing*
Dream: God dammit! We were just ending the lore stream!
Stream: Tommy?
Valt: Dream?
Carla: DSMP!?!?
Sapnap: *rubs his head* *sees Stream* *bites his lip* Damn pretty gurl-
Stream: *slaps and zaps him*
Sapnap: *faints*
Quackity: *sneaks up on Stream from behind* Ola mi amor~
Stream: *kicks and zaps him in the ballz* For the last time, I don't like flirty types!
Quackity: *falls over* FU-
Bad: LANGUAGE!
Shu: WE HAVE CHILDREN HERE!
Quackity: ALRIGHT! SORRY!
Tommy: *pulls the tape off his mouth* THAT SON OF A BASTARD!
Technoblade (I miss him): To be fair having a child bastard swearing in a building full of innocent children isn't a good idea.
Tommy: I'M NOT A CHILD YOU-
Technoblade: *picks him up by the scruff*
Tommy: HEY- PUT ME DOWN! *tries to punch him but can't reach*
Technoblade: HAHA! CHILD!
Tommy: *triggered* I'M NOT A CHILD NOW PUT ME DOWN YOU SON OF A BI-
Technoblade: *covers his mouth* Shut up, if I don't kill you then Stream will.
Philza: *laugh* God these guys are a piece of work...
Shu: Wait- you guys know Stream?
Phil: Yeah, she visited the dsmp loads of times, not for any lore but she told us all about you guys.
Ghostbur: Hello!
Valt: Oh- Hi!
Ghostbur: Stream told me all about you, I heard you were very nice!
Valt: *chuckle* Thanks!
Ghostbur: So... you watched all our lore streams right?
Valt: Uhh yea! It was really cool, especially November 16th. I never thought I would see Stream cry in my entire life!
Stream: I TOLD YOU WE DON'T TALK ABIUT THAT!
Ghostbur: Aww, did you give her any blue?
Valt: You see... I'm kinda the blue.
Carla: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU HUGGED STREAM THAT OTHER DAY AND SHE WON'T ADMIT IT!!!
Stream: *zaps Carla till she faints*
Tommy: *breaks free from Techno (don't ask me how he's a little gremlin)* IMMA KILL YOU MOTHERF***ING BASTARD YOU SON OF A B****!!!
Badboyhalo: LANGUAGE!!!
Technoblade: Oh no~ I'm scared~
Tommy & Techno: *fighting like cats and dogs*
*chaos ensues*
Dream: *standing on the side looking at the pure chaos while sipping coffee* Now THIS, THIS is a movie.
Stream: *walks up to him* Finally I got away from them...
Dream: Psst... race you to the door.
Stream: You're on. *superspeeds to the door*
Dream: What the- HEY! Who said you could use powers!?
Stream: I did, Dreamy boi.
Dream: Call me that again and you're dead!
Stream: Dreamy boi. *superspeeds away*
Dream: *chases after her* C'MERE STREAM!!!!
The end...