Standing atop their table, Jojo stood rebelliously awaiting someone to either answer or challenge him.
Though on the surface he looked calm and ready, but deep down he was close to losing his cool as Coco made him before.
Jojo:(Glares)
(Slam)
Banging her fist against the table, Hanna was first to speak.
Hanna: You have some nerve, new kid!
Angel: Ohhh, but that's what makes him interesting... And fun to break~.
Alex: Take your dirty shit-walker shoes off the table and get lost.
David: Confusion creates panic. Panic creates chaos. If we stay calm and explain then we can end this.
Coco: I refuse peace! I want his balls on my wall for touching my Nany!
Angel: If anyone is getting his balls, it's me.
Alex: UGHHH...!
Leaning back and crossing his arms, Alex rolls his eyes.
Alex: Is that all it takes to get you chicks all thirsty for some balls... A bad attitude and rebellious look?
Angel: You have horrifically misinterpreted what we want his balls for.
Jojo: Grrrr...
His anger was peaking toward the limit. But Jojo knew he couldn't lose his cool so soon. Thus, he took a deep breath and began laying down on the table.
Jojo:(sigh)... Can someone just answer my fucking question?
The five each then began saying something, talking over each other with different responses, not agreeing with what they should do with Jojo.
The leader, who had been facing away this entire time then rose his hand, causing all the council members to go silent in an instant.
Jojo:?
Turning around, the student council leader stood up. He wore all white.
White jeans, jacket, and helmet.
(Student Council President: Punk)
Punk: I'll explain it to you... I'll explain it all...
(Opening theme)
Jojo:(mind) The hell's with that helmet...?
Sitting up on the table, Jojo stared at Punk awaiting the answers he promised.
Punk: The student council is what you may call... The engineering crew of this school.
Punk: We make sure everything is working nice and spiffy.
Jojo: By being the authority that does whatever they want.
Punk: Don't interrupt.
Jojo:?
He spoke calmly and with no malice, yet there was a clear pressure from him. Jojo's rebellious nature allowed him to ignore it through thoughtlessness, however, the other members flinched at his response.
Punk: As I was saying...
Punk: Yes, we do act as the leaders of this school... Making sure life here is nice and nifty.
Punk: And yes, some of us do use that power to reward themselves.
Punk: But since there is no currency here, I believe it to be an acceptable price for their loyal service.
Jojo: You believe it to be...?
Punk: What they do is no different from a cop flaunting their badge for perks...
Jojo:(mumbles) Or a crook flaunting their gun...
Punk: I'm sure you're aware... Everyone here has a "gun".
Jojo: Uh-huh... Now skip to the part where you explain the memory loss.
Punk: I cannot do that.
He walks over to a cabinet and pulls out a cup that he proceeds to fill with water.
Jojo: Oh, don't tell me you don't know either!
Punk: I do.
Jojo: Then spill it.
Punk:(holds out glass) But I just pored it.
Jojo:?
....
....
....
Punk: It's a joke.
Council: Ha ha ha...
Jojo:... Don't quit your day job.
Punk:(shrugs)
Punk: Jojo, I want you to understand, I'm not going to tell you the reason for your memory loss because it was your choice.
Jojo: My choice?
Punk: You enrolled willingly. Losing your memories, willingly.
Punk: Out of respect for your past self-
Jojo: That version of me can eat shit! I don't care about the past me, only the present me!
Punk: Nice line.
Punk: Contradicts what you want.
Jojo: Eh?
Punk: You don't care about the past you, but you want your memories?
Jojo: I'm more concerned about what family and friends I have...
Punk: If you had any, why did you choose to forget them?
Jojo:(Glares)
Punk: I can tell you are not satisfied. And to be fair, there is more I could tell you...
Jojo: Then tell me!
Punk: Don't interrupt.
Jojo:?!
Punk:...
Punk: I could tell you more... However you would have to join the council.
Jojo: Eh?!
Punk: Now you already have the arrowhead... There's just one extra member for you to get rid of.
Jojo:(glances at Coco)
Coco:?!
Punk: Now, for reasons that can only be explained when you're a council member... There can only be six of us.
Punk: You don't have to kill Coco. Anyone here will be good enough.
Jojo:(Glares) Even you?
Council:?!
Punk: Of course.
Jojo: Is that so...?
He rose up, back onto his feet, taking out the arrowhead he had.
Jojo: Just to be clear... There is no alternative.
Punk: The alternative is we kill you to get the arrow back.
Jojo:(smirks)
Tenacious D: SKAAADOOSH!!
(SHUNK)
Taking the arrowhead, Tenacious D threw it. At high speed, it flew passed Punk's head and through a window.
Jojo: You made a mistake.
Punk: I did?
Jojo: You gave a rebel an ultimatum... Baaaaaaad move...
Jojo: See, I'm the type of guy, when you tell them to do something, I'll go "fuck you", just to spite you.
Jojo: And when you tell me do this or die.... I'll tell you this...
Jojo: Skadoosh.
Tenacious D: SKA-SKA-SKA!!
Shattering the table he stood on, Jojo made everyone but Punk raise their arms to protect their face.
Jojo: "Master Exploder"!!
Several chunks of wood gained a rocket-like pillar of blaze that propelled them wildly across the room.
Once the smoke settled, Jojo was gone.
Alex: Where did he go?!
Punk: Down the hole. (sips water)
David: Hole?
Where the desk was, a hole now stared at them.
Punk:(sips)...
Coco: I'll go kill him...
Punk: No need.
Coco: I can do it! I won't under-
Punk: The arrowhead isn't in his possession. He can wait.
Punk: David, when the bell rings, go locate the arrowhead.
David: Understood.
Angel: Are we really letting him go?
Punk: Hmmm... You may all proceed however you wish.
Hanna: You don't see him as a threat?
Punk: He is only a threat if he were to anger "Yes"...
Punk: As it stands, WE are happy. What cruise doesn't have a few mice?
Hanna:(looks at arrowhead)...
Angel: Anyone up for a little wager?
Alex: What do you have in mind?
Angel: Coco has proven we've gotten perhaps a bit lax... And that it's time to re-evaluate who should be here.
Angel: Why don't we see who can beat this mouse first? Failures are of course kicked out.
Coco:?!
Angel: Don't worry, Coco...(smirks) We'll give you a second chance.
Alex: I'll beat him first try. Then what? You all get kicked out?
Angel: There's never only one mouse. They're like the rabbits of the sea.
David: True...
Hanna:... Is it?
Angel: Why don't you check?
Hanna: Why me?
Angel: Afraid you'll lose?
Hanna:(glares) Fine. But when I win, you're out.
Angel: We'll see about that.
Hanna leaps down the hole.
Meanwhile... Through the window, passed many walls, buried deep under the dirt, was where the arrowhead landed.
Inside a tree root.
(Cruckrcuck)
The arrow sunk deeper in, the roots immediately growing stronger.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
(ENDING THEME)