Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: Mom™
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dilf
Hyunjae: Himbo™
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.
Private chat between hellokittyenjoyer and sleepatron_3000
hellokittyenjoyer: eric
sleepatron_3000: yessir o7
hellokittyenjoyer: what are you doing rn
sleepatron_3000: doing your mom
hellokittyenjoyer: wow
hellokittyenjoyer: im laughing so hard it's insane
sleepatron_3000: I'm a comedic genius I know
sleepatron_3000: but to answer your question,, im getting ready for a game rn
hellokittyenjoyer: you have a game today?
sleepatron_3000: i do :D
sleepatron_3000: OH EM GEE
sleepatron_3000: CHANHEE HYUNG YOU SHOULD COME WATCH ME
sleepatron_3000: IT STARTS AT 5 ARE YOU ABLE TO MAKE IT???
sleepatron_3000: HYUNJAE HYUNG SUNWOO AND KEVIN ARE COMING
hellokittyenjoyer: only those 3?
sleepatron_3000: well hak has a class, younghoon and jacob both have work, and i didn't bother asking the others
hellokittyenjoyer: not even juyeon?
sleepatron_3000: im sure hes busy anyways
sleepatron_3000: BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME !!
sleepatron_3000: ITD BE SO COOL HYUNG
hellokittyenjoyer: sure why not
sleepatron_3000: YAYAYAYAY ʚ(*'꒳'*)ɞ
hellokittyenjoyer: BUT
hellokittyenjoyer: im gonna ask the rest of the gc to come
sleepatron_3000: okay???
sleepatron_3000: the more the merrier ¯\_( ツ )_/¯
sleepatron_3000: SEE YOU SOON <333
hellokittyenjoyer: ill wear your jersey number <333
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✨yassified burn-outs ✨
hellokittyenjoyer: okay losers
hellokittyenjoyer: im kidnapping you all to erics game today
Dilf™: what
hellokittyenjoyer: i know youre old but dont tell me youre losing your eyesight already sangyeon
hellokittyenjoyer: eric has a game today at 5 and he deserves some support ۹( ÒہÓ )۶
moon_cheese: me, hyunjae, and sunwoo are already going
hellokittyenjoyer: ik,, he told me
Dilf: he plays volleyball right?
sunnyD: yes
sunnyD: and this game is very important
sunnyD: it's the first one of the season,, and hes on starting lineup as libero
sunnyD: so unless youre younghoon, hak, and jacob,, if you dont show up i will personally see to it that you never interact with youngjae ever again
certified_creep: i would ask if he's being serious, but im too scared (☍﹏⁰)｡
Himbo™: hes being serious :D
Himbo™: happened to a dude once in highschool
Himbo™: none of us have talked to hyunjun since sunwoo kicked his ass
sunnyD: and id do it again
sunnyD: he was a fucking asshole
sunnyD: anyways, see you all at 5
sunnyD: its in gym 3
manstandingemoji: i was going anyways
moon_cheese: oh ¿?
Dilf: oh ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
manstandingemoji: my friend Kim Rowoon is on the team and asked me to come
hellokittyenjoyer: DAMNIT
hellokittyenjoyer: ERIC SOHN YOU COWARD
moon_cheese: one day bestie,, one day
manstandingemoji: what
sunnyD: dont worry about it
manstandingemoji: im gonna worry about it
certified_creep: osehufgwohfgp
Dilf: OH I KNOW WHO YOURE TALKING ABOUT
Himbo™: babe chill (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Dilf: ignoring that
Dilf: Rowoon is that absolutely jacked dude,, right?
manstandingemoji: i mean
manstandingemoji: i guess?
manstandingemoji: people know him more for his height
sunnyD: ( ≖_≖)
moon_cheese: dw sunwoo,, i got this
moon_cheese: lee juyeon
manstandingemoji: kevin moon
moon_cheese: i want a full introduction to this Kim Rowoon
manstandingemoji: uh
manstandingemoji: sure(??)
moon_cheese: good
moon_cheese: see sunwoo? No violence needed
sunnyD: fine...
sunnyD: but the game's about to start so ill see you all soon
certified_creep: im still scared
Dilf: me too
Himbo™: good :D
Dilf: is it?
Dilf: i feel like im meeting a whole new sunwoo
certified_creep: no fr me too dofgihofig
hellokittyenjoyer: wdym
hellokittyenjoyer: he seems as bitchy as ever to me
certified_creep: idk he just never seemed like the guy to care about someone that much
certified_creep: but he's practically eric's mom
Himbo™: well yeah,, they've known each other since elementary school when eric moved here
certified_creep: no i know
certified_creep: im just saying
sunnyD: well stop saying and start cheering bc the game is starting
certified_creep: see thats the asshole i know
moon_cheese: OIHRGPIEH PLEASE YALL ARE FOUL
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✨yassified burn-outs ✨
Himbo™: im thinking of becoming a stripper
Himbo™: thoughts?
bread.: and prayers bestie
bread.: jesus christ
certified_creep: why would you want to be a stripper??? You already work at a bar
certified_creep: isnt that close enough
Himbo™: okay yeah
Himbo™: but like
Himbo™: look at me
Himbo™:
Himbo™: im too hot to be wasting away in a pub with slimy college students
token_straight: says the slimiest college student of them all
hellokittyenjoyer: so youd rather waste away in a strip club with even slimier old men
hellokittyenjoyer: disgusting
Dilf: i mean...
Dilf: hyunjae is hot though
Himbo™: omg daddy ( ♥ ͜ʖ ♥)
hellokittyenjoyer: god you both disgust me
sleepatron_3000: IF YOU BECOME A STRIPPER CAN I BECOME ONE TOO???
sunnyD: YOUNGJAE NO
Himbo™: ERIC YES
Himbo™: LETS DO IT TOGETHER
sunnyD: absolutely not
sunnyD: Son Youngjae I am not letting you ruin your sports scholarship because you decided to join a strip club with your idiot of a faux-brother
sleepatron_3000: ੨( ･᷄ ︵･᷅ )ｼ
certified_creep: i think at this point theres nothing "faux" about it
moon_cheese: brothers who strip together stay together
hellokittyenjoyer: KEVIN FUCKING MOON YOU BETTER START PRAYING TO EVERY GOD THERE IS BECAUSE ONCE I FIND YOU I AM CUTTING OFF ALL YOUR FINGERS AND MAKING YOU EAT THEM
moon_cheese: shut up chanhee im being consistent with my character
token_straight: and kevin was asking who wrote fanfics
token_straight: when it was himself all along
bread.: look what youve done hyunjae
Himbo™: im an enabler what can i say
Mom™: what is happening
moon_cheese: babe chanhees threatening to torture me (ノдヽ)
Mom™: ...
Mom™: yknow forget i asked
sunnyD: owrhgorhfeorig
sunnyD: so real
hellokittyenjoyer: am i the only one noticing how quiet sangyeon got after hyunjae sent that photo
Himbo™: im sexc as fuck like what else should he do? Move on?
bread.: that picture was ugly tf you mean
Himbo™: bitch
Himbo™: who came in your cereal this morning
token_straight: isnt it pissed?
Himbo™: i said what i said
Himbo™: plus
Himbo™: younghoon's a slut on a good day and a downright sextoy on a bad one
hellokittyenjoyer: its true,, he is
Mom™: cover your eyes eric you dont want to see this
sleepatron_3000: (꒪ȏ꒪;)
sunnyD: too late
manstandingemoji: what the fuck
sleepatron_3000: HI JUYEONIE HYUNG (✿˵ᵕ ꈊᵕ˵)৴♡*৹
manstandingemoji: hi eric
Mom™: my saving grace lets please change the topic
moon_cheese: idk babe i was kind of interested in seeing where it would go
certified_creep: i wasnt
certified_creep: i feel like i just saw a pornhub video
certified_creep: and i hated it
token_straight: i have a really good feeling sangyeons watching porn right now
Mom™: guys
Mom™: please
manstandingemoji: i regret ever turning on my phone
sleepatron_3000: (｡•́︿•̀｡)
manstandingemoji: i would have just messaged you privately
sleepatron_3000: (*^_^*)
hellokittyenjoyer: ew oh my god he can read erics emojis
hellokittyenjoyer: thats disgusting
sunnyD: ^^^
sunnyD: i hate how close theyve gotten
sunnyD: especially when they never fucking see each other because soMEONE NEVER COMES TO SEE ME
sleepatron_3000: IM A BUSY GUY KIM SUNWOO
token_straight: guys how many times are you going to have this argument
sunnyD: as many times as it takes before youngjae stops being a hermit and comes to hang out with me
sleepatron_3000: ｡｡ ᕕ༼✿•̀︿•́༽ᕗ
Himbo™: he hangs with me all the time tf you mean hermit
sunnyD: WOW YOUNGJAE
sunnyD: JUST WOW
moon_cheese: brothers who hang together stay together
hellokittyenjoyer: kevin
hellokittyenjoyer: i am SO CLOSE
hellokittyenjoyer: to genuinely committing 1st degree murder
hellokittyenjoyer: IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY
bread.: i can practically see the knife shaking in his hand as he says that
certified_creep: so true ^^
Mom™: i give up
manstandingemoji: its okay jacob
manstandingemoji: at least you tried