Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: Mom™
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™ / Dilf
Hyunjae: whore:3 / Himbo™
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.
✨yassified burn-outs ✨
moon_cheese: guys i just had the best freak-fucking idea ever
Mom™: what is it love?
whore:3: freak-fucking dofghdf (☍﹏⁰)｡
sleepatron_3000: i love kevin's ideas
moon_cheese: ty my little bestie <3
moon_cheese: but i'll need you to do it bc i dont have admin permission
sleepatron_3000: oooo i like where this is going
token_straight: i dont–
moon_cheese: eric can you change sangyeon's name to Dilf
sleepatron_3000: OIHRWGPIWH YES
sleepatron_3000: of course bestie
[sleepatron_3000 changed 'Dad™' to 'Dilf']
token_straight: nvm i love where this has gone
Dilf: what the fuck
whore:3: DOES THIS MEAN I CAN FINALLY CHANGE MY NAME FROM WHORE:3
hellokittyenjoyer: to colgate_teethwhitener i hope?
whore:3: fuck you chanhee
hellokittyenjoyer: i bet you wanna
moon_cheese: OIHGPIHSPD
sunnyD: doesnt everyone
hellokittyenjoyer: what
sunnyD: what
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The Three Musketeers
sunnyD: FUCK
sleepatron_3000: LMAOFEPRH GPWIHGRWPH
token_straight: you did that to yourself sunwoo
sunnyD: i want to commit suicide
sleepatron_3000: ੨( ･᷄ ︵･᷅ )ｼ
sunnyD: i wont actually youngjae
sleepatron_3000: (≧▽≦)
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✨yassified burn-outs ✨
Dilf: you should change it to Himbo™
whore:3: maybe
whore:3: changmins idea wasnt too bad either
certified_creep: YES MAKE IT a_spoon
certified_creep: I TOLD YOU GUYS HE HAD SPOON VIBES
bread.: what even are spoon vibes
certified_creep: if you dont know then i wont tell you
sleepatron_3000: younghoonie hyung you have spoon vibes
bread.: ...
bread.: im only accepting that because eric said it
bread.: and i cant get mad at eric
moon_cheese: sangyeon younghoon is coming for your father role
Dilf: im going to murder you
hellokittyenjoyer: does this mean he finally accepts his father role ?
Mom™: please dont hurt my boyfriend sangyeon
Dilf: ...
Dilf: fine
Dilf: you live to see another day kevin moon
whore:3: angry sangyeon is so hot i think i just nutted
token_straight: please
token_straight: shut the fuck up
hellokittyenjoyer: ( •_• )>⌐■-■
sleepatron_3000: IOHGREPIHI
certified_creep: i have full confidence that hyunjae secretly writes erotic fanfics of him and sangyeon
sunnyD: changmin please...
whore:3: who said it was secret
bread.: EW OH MY GOD
hellokittyenjoyer: and he wonders why his name is whore
Mom™: im going to class and when i get back the topic better have changed
Mom™: and no murdering anyone, do you hear me?
sunnyD: yes mom
Mom™: good
Mom™: okay bye <3
moon_cheese: BYE BYE I LOVE YOU <333
sleepatron_3000: i hate being single
token_straight: make your fucking move how about that
certified_creep: tea?
sleepatron_3000: how about you shut the fuck up hak
token_straight: okay loser
sleepatron_3000: SUNWOO THEYRE BEING MEAN TO ME
sunnyD:（'＿｀）
sunnyD: there there youngjae
sleepatron_3000: ヽ( ' ∇ ｀ )ノ
moon_cheese: and he wonders why i call him a toddler
moon_cheese: hes 21 but acts 3
whore:3: i feel bad for laughing
hellokittyenjoyer: no you dont
whore:3: ...
whore:3: no i dont
certified_creep: IUWEGRFOIG PLEASE
bread.: the power chanhee holds
moon_cheese: ^^^
hellokittyenjoyer: it comes with being god
token_straight: go check your ego pls
hellokittyenjoyer: hak stop being homophobic
token_straight: ᕕ( ಠ‿ಠ)ᕗ
token_straight: i give up
Dilf: lol
sleepatron_3000: piHEPGIHERPG
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✨yassified burn-outs ✨
[whore:3 changed their name to 'Himbo™']
certified_creep: and not a_spoon??? :(((
Himbo™: sorry bestie
Himbo™: this one just fits better
sunnyD: at least hes self aware(?)
bread.: keyword "at least"
sleepatron_3000: spihgperihg
manstandingemoji: idk what i missed while i was in class but im scared to find out
sleepatron_3000: OMG HI JUYEONIE HYUNG !!!!!
manstandingemoji: hi eric
token_straight: and thats 18 times now
moon_cheese: not you actually keeping count what
hellokittyenjoyer: as if we expected anything else
sleepatron_3000: DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I RAN INTO TODAY ????
manstandingemoji: who
sunnyD: i hate that juyeon knows youngjae is only asking him
token_straight: same here honestly
sleepatron_3000: I MET CHANGMINNIE HYUNG
sleepatron_3000:
sunnyD: oh god hes been moved to hyung status this isnt good
sunnyD: hyunjae, hak, we need to enact Plan K.O.H.A.F.E.A.J.
token_straight: damn it dude already?
sunnyD: yes.
hellokittyenjoyer: that is the blurriest selfie ive ever fucking seen what the hell
bread.: be nice chanhee
hellokittyenjoyer: no
manstandingemoji: looks like fun eric
sleepatron_3000: IT WAS
certified_creep: it was fr
certified_creep: hes a lot more mature in person
Himbo™: you only say that bc you havent played video games with him yet
Himbo™: that man drives families apart
Dilf: i believe it
Mom™: protagonist shit honestly
hellokittyenjoyer: i cant believe eric is the main character and im just some side quest that lives in his world
moon_cheese: chanhee is a jobro confirmed
manstandingemoji: its giving Rohan Kishibe
bread.: ORIHGPEIH
hellokittyenjoyer: juyeon i swear to all that is mighty i will beat your 5'11 ass
manstandingemoji: how do you know how tall I am ?
sleepatron_3000: i love tall people <3
Mom™: you should be head over heels for younghoon then
bread.: god no
bread.: im gonna let juyeon deal with that kid
manstandingemoji: what
sleepatron_3000: what
certified_creep: the simpiest simp to ever simp vs. the personification of a rock
token_straight: juric in a nutshell
moon_cheese: we were all wrong, hak is the one writing the fanfiction
sunnyD: can confirm
token_straight: shut the fuck up kim sunwoo
sunnyD: make me you incel
hellokittyenjoyer: if you want your seven minutes in heaven go do it somewhere else you two
certified_creep: *sniff sniff* chanhee is that
certified_creep: is that jealousy i smell *sniff*
bread.: my god changmin *sniff sniff*
bread.: i think youre right
hellokittyenjoyer: i am going to kill both of you and no one is going to find your body
manstandingemoji: do it. No balls
sleepatron_3000: juyeon dont encourage him :(((((
manstandingemoji: ...
manstandingemoji: holy shit sunwoo how do you ever resist this guy
sunnyD: ah so hes gotten to you
sunnyD: it takes the willpower of a god to resist son youngjae
sunnyD: and youre just over chat, in person is even worse
Dilf: juyeon slowly crumbling to eric's power starts now and we're only like 6 chapters in
moon_cheese: why does everyone write fanfiction wtf is going on
certified_creep: PIEHRGPIEH PLEASE
Himbo™: kevins got a point tbh
sleepatron_3000: hyunjae hyung why would you encourage this ఠ_ఠ
Himbo™: sorry lil bro <3
Himbo™: i still love you <33
sleepatron_3000: ୧༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽୨
Mom™: eric dont you have practice now?
sleepatron_3000: oh fuck
sleepatron_3000: BYEEEEE GUYS
sleepatron_3000: BYE JUYEONIE HYUNG
sunnyD: motherfucker is playing favorites
manstandingemoji: bye eric
Dilf: mans is completely unbothered what
Himbo™: iron will fr
certified_creep: no hes just a hermit
moon_cheese: boyfriends who hermit together stay together?
hellokittyenjoyer: kevin moon i swear to god if you do not shut the fuck up with that absolute bullshit i will sew your mouth shut and feed you to Haknyeon's pigs alive
sunnyD: feisty
token_straight: my pigs are always hungry :)
moon_cheese: OIRHGRI JACOB HELP IM SCARED
Mom™: there there love
moon_cheese: (ಥ﹏ಥ)
certified_creep: weiprfhgwpiehf
bread.: interesting development
manstandingemoji: im scared
hellokittyenjoyer: good.
[K.O.H.A.F.E.A.J = keep other hyungs away from Eric and juyeon ]