Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae / Mom™
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™
Hyunjae: whore:3
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.
✨yassified burn-outs ✨
sleepatron_3000: kevin why tf do you take selfies like a white girl from San Francisco
moon_cheese: what?
sleepatron_3000: look at yourself
sleepatron_3000:
moon_cheese: its funny thats why
sleepatron_3000: you look like your name is brittany and you peaked in high school
moon_cheese: okay mr. I-infantilize-myself
moon_cheese:
sleepatron_3000: HOW IS THAT INFANTILIZING IM LITERALLY NOT EVEN SMILING OR ANYTHING
moon_cheese: LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING POUT AND TELL ME YOU DONT LOOK FOUR YEARS OLD
moon_cheese: BABE BACK ME UP HERE @baebae
baebae: what
sleepatron_3000: LOOK AT MY POUT???? LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING DUCK LIPS
sleepatron_3000: YOU MIGHT AS WELL START QUACKING WHILE YOURE AT IT
baebae: both of you please
baebae: you're gonna give me a headache
baebae: or worse,, piss one of the others off for spamming when they cant understand it
sleepatron_3000: they were all taught english in high school,, not our fault we're just cooler
moon_cheese: ^^^^
Dad™: im scared to ask
baebae: dont be
baebae: theyre arguing over...how they take selfies?
Dad™: i stand correct
moon_cheese: eric was being a bitch to me
sleepatron_3000: you called me a four year old
sunnyD: fuck yeah go Kevin
sleepatron_3000: ಠ╭╮ಠ
sunnyD: not sorry <3
sleepatron_3000: fine sunwoo...you forced me to do this
sleepatron_3000:
sunnyD: i-
whore:3: PIHREPIGHPWIHRGF
sunnyD: you realize this means war right?
sunnyD: nothings off the table now
baebae: guys please dont do this again
sleepatron_3000: war it shall be then
sunnyD: high school included
sunnyD:
token_straight: OOOOH and sunwoo pulls out the lunchtime photo
sleepatron_3000:
token_straight: eric strikes back with a more recent picture of sunwoos questionable decisions!
Dad™: what the fuck is happening
whore:3: i love it when they do this
whore:3: its so entertaining
sunnyD:
token_straight: we have our first edited photo! Sunwoo gives us lazer eyes!
certified_creep: not Hak being the umpire what
sleepatron_3000:
sunnyD: fuck not the red hair
token_straight: AND ERIC MAKES A GRAND MOVE WITH A BRATZ AND DYED-HAIR COMBO
token_straight: A FINISHING MOVE
sunnyD: I got nothing to top that shit
token_straight: ERIC WINS
sleepatron_3000: FUCK YEAH
hellokittyenjoyer: im saving all of these for future use
manstandingemoji: ^^^^
sleepatron_3000: HI JUYEONIE HYUNG (❀ˆωˆ)
manstandingemoji: hi eric
moon_cheese: my god its like clockwork
Dad™: they love their consistency ??
baebae: i guess so
bread.: the day eric stops greeting juyeon is the day the world ends
certified_creep: period king
manstandingemoji: never say that again ji changmin
certified_creep: *GASP*
certified_creep: guys juyeon is homophobic
manstandingemoji: its true
sunnyD: aw really? Youre gonna make youngjae sad tho
sleepatron_3000: ଵ˛̼ଵ
token_straight: damn it juyeon look what youve done
manstandingemoji: what (￣□￣)
hellokittyenjoyer: those three are probably higher than the moon right now tbh
bread.: without me? Okay fuck you too then
sunnyD: sorry man,, our schedules matched up nicely so yknow
sleepatron_3000: wink wonk and all that
token_straight: ^^^
Dad™: jacob?
baebae: im allowing it,, plus i know hyunjae is with them
whore:3: yes i am !
Dad™: okay
certified_creep: jacob should really change his name to Mom™ at this point
moon_cheese: but then that means he and sangyeon will match >:((( and i dont wanna be Dad™ to match with my boyfriend
certified_creep: youre like a wine aunt anyways kev
moon_cheese: true
sleepatron_3000: my aunt killed herself
hellokittyenjoyer: I– what
bread.: eric please
bread.: a warning or something
sleepatron_3000: sorry
whore:3: he has even less of a filter when hes high lmaoooooo
manstandingemoji: bro really dropped that bomb on us like no biggie
Dad™: im choosing to ignore all of that and just move on
baebae: me too
[baebae changed their name to 'Mom™']
Mom™: (❁⌒ں⌒)
certified_creep: YEAHHHHH
sunnyD: omg should we match so its like a huge family
hellokittyenjoyer: ew oh my god why do you sound like eric
sleepatron_3000: fuck you too okay damn
bread.: to be fair sunwoo's texts are dryer than a fucking desert except when hes yelling at eric and hak
token_straight: wr9ghpiraeo;fjls"?pk
moon_cheese: i am immediately vetoing sunwoos idea because my username is too funny to change
Mom™: so true love
moon_cheese: <3
Mom™: <33
certified_creep: i feel so single its actually not okay
Dad™: same at this point
manstandingemoji: ...
manstandingemoji: i can feel hyunjae raising his hand rn
whore:3: stfu you brick
manstandingemoji: im sorry w h a t ¿ ¿ ¿
hellokittyenjoyer: somehow hyunjae makes it work
manstandingemoji: no bc i feel insulted
whore:3: good <3
manstandingemoji: im rejecting you
whore:3: MEAN
moon_cheese: you love sangyeon anyway tho
whore:3: omg so true !!!
Dad™: now kevin why'd you gotta go and say that
moon_cheese: because youre a sad lonely dilf who needs a good partner to balance you out
certified_creep: and so kevin's true plans are revealed
Dad™: balance what out?
moon_cheese: your sad lonely dilf-ness
moon_cheese: duh
Dad™: jacob cant you like,,, make him shut up or something
Mom™: kev, love, do you wanna go out and get some coffee with me ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
moon_cheese: OH DO I ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LETS GO
bread.: i cant believe thats all it takes
whore:3: i can
whore:3: dude is fucking whipped for his man
hellokittyenjoyer: youre acting as if this is new information
whore:3: im just sayin
certified_creep: yo hyunjae what happened to the kids you're babysitting
whore:3: oh theyre like,, completely out of it
whore:3: actually i think theyre asleep
whore:3: yeah theyre asleep
manstandingemoji: damn
whore:3: time to clean up their mess because im a good hyung <33
moon_cheese: @Dad™
moon_cheese: ~b a l a n c e~
Dad™: kevin please
Dad™: please shut the fuck up
certified_creep: spighwprighpsfflfdk
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✨yassified burn-outs ✨
token_straight: i think im going to kill my foreign policies professor fr
token_straight: that man makes me want to commit vehicular manslaughter
sunnyD: have fun
moon_cheese: you dont have a drivers liscense tho
token_straight: minor details kevin
sleepatron_3000: i have a drivers liscense !!
sleepatron_3000: I can do it for you Hak !!
token_straight: ...
token_straight: thanks eric
Dad™: there is no way you have a license
Dad™: i would not trust you behind the wheel ever
hellokittyenjoyer: ah but sangyeon thats where youre wrong
hellokittyenjoyer: eric is one the best drivers i know
sleepatron_3000: its true (*˘︶˘*)
certified_creep: like spongebob
moon_cheese: what
certified_creep: yknow cuz he only drives well with his eyes closed and its super different from his personality
certified_creep: ...
certified_creep: it sounded smarter to me
Dad™: you look better when your thoughts stay in your head so shut up and try to keep the appearance
whore:3: feisty sangyeon
whore:3: i like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
manstandingemoji: god
manstandingemoji: sangyeon cant you like dick him down or smth so he shuts up?
Dad™: ex-fucking-scuse me ?¿?¿
hellokittyenjoyer: OUEGWOPGHOWRHG
sleepatron_3000: HI JUYEONIE HYUNG ヾ(^ ^ゞ
manstandingemoji: hi eric
sunnyD: right on time
token_straight: I feel like i should be keeping count of how many greetings eric does
moon_cheese: fr ^^
Dad™: can we go back to the blasphemy that juyeon said
certified_creep: idk man he has a good point
certified_creep: maybe being friends with bennies could do you both some good
Dad™: I-
Dad™: why am i friends with any of you
token_straight: because you love us
Dad™: do i?
sleepatron_3000: you dont??? (ᑊᘩᑊ⁎)
Dad™: uh
sunnyD: good going sangyeon
sunnyD: you made youngjae sad
sunnyD: now i have to go comfort him
certified_creep: smh
certified_creep: cant even be grateful for us
Dad™: what the fuck
whore:3: lmaoooo
Dad™: did i just get shunned
hellokittyenjoyer: yes you did
hellokittyenjoyer: hater
Dad™: what is going on ヽ(●ﾟ'Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ
manstandingemoji: yknow what would help with that?
manstandingemoji: sex
whore:3: omg so true bestie
manstandingemoji: im a genius i know
Dad™: im going to kill you lee juyeon
sleepatron_3000: no dont ੨( ･᷄ ︵･᷅ )ｼ
sunnyD: sangyeon please stop causing youngjae emotional turmoil
sunnyD: its not very nice
certified_creep: i love that we're just ganging up on him
certified_creep: this is so funky fun ( * ́꒳'*)੭
moon_cheese: changmin likes being a bully confirmed
hellokittyenjoyer: as he should
whore:3: sangyeon's gone silent wrgpihnrigp yall are foul
Mom™: you god awful creatures look what you did
Mom™: making my poor eric sad
token_straight: PSIHGWRPIGH NOT JACOB GETTING IN ON IT TOO
moon_cheese: wow babe that was so hot <3
Mom™: ty love <3
sleepatron_3000: ew go flirt somewhere else
moon_cheese: stfu bitch boy <3
sleepatron_3000: Σ(ﾟДﾟ；
sleepatron_3000: WOO WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO MEAN TO ME
sunnyD: idk youngjae
sunnyD: do you want to come over and play some COD with me ?
sleepatron_3000: yes please（◞‸◟ ）
sunnyD: ill leave the door unlocked
certified_creep: cant believe yall just planned to hang out right in front of us
sunnyD: suck a dick changmin yall made my boy sad
sunnyD: also dont you have a class rn anyways?
certified_creep: minor details
manstandingemoji: changmin your jealousy is showing again
certified_creep: ᵟຶᴖ ᵟຶ
hellokittyenjoyer: osighfworihfgopwh