Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™
Hyunjae: whore:3
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.
ITALICS = English
✨yassified burn-outs ✨
certified_creep: heres my issue right?
certified_creep: im hot
certified_creep: but im single
certified_creep: why is that
sleepatron_3000: sir–
baebae: ...
baebae: what?
manstandingemoji: ji changmin it is fuckass in the morning what the hell are you going on about
sleepatron_3000: hi juyeon ヽ(｡ゝωゝ｡)ﾉ
manstandingemoji: hi eric
manstandingemoji: do you know what changmin is talking about
sleepatron_3000: hes sad that hes single
sleepatron_3000: as for why i dont know
sunnyD: he's been binging Love Is Blind again
baebae: changmin cmon
certified_creep: ITS A GOOD SHOW ꒰｡•'ｪ'•｡꒱۶
certified_creep: BUT DUMBFUCK ZANAB WAS LIKE "hE gAvE mE aN EaTinG DisOrdEr" WHEN ALL HE SAID WAS "appetito" LIKE TF YOU MEAN
whore:3: changmin are you being sexist?
certified_creep: NO IM JUST SAYING
hellokittyenjoyer: yes he is
whore:3: okay just checking
whore:3: anyways im going back to sleep
whore:3: shoo honk shoo honk and all that
sleepatron_3000: "mimimimimi" - hyunjae hyung
whore:3: exactly
manstandingemoji: jesus what?
hellokittyenjoyer: its best not to ask
hellokittyenjoyer: eric and hyunjae speak their own language
baebae: juyeon is just a grouchy person when he wakes up
sunnyD: hes a grouchy person in general tf you mean
sleepatron_3000: so are you ???
certified_creep: LMAOFPOH oHGOIH
sunnyD: yeah and? I wont deny it
bread.: all of you shut the fuck up I am trying to sleep.
manstandingemoji: ^
hellokittyenjoyer: okay sleeping beauty ( ⌣̀_⌣́ )
certified_creep: noOoOOOOOooOo dont be mean to my bbangy-boo
sunnyD: youre fucking what now?
sleepatron_3000: HIS BBANGY-BOO WHAT
sleepatron_3000: I NEED TO WAKE HYUNJAE HYUNG UP FOR THIS
manstandingemoji: this is a development
manstandingemoji: chanhee it seems he's moved on from you
hellokittyenjoyer: thank god
hellokittyenjoyer: now younghoon can stop complaining about being single
baebae: a match made in heaven
sunnyD: changmin makes me homophobic
certified_creep: (ಠ ∩ಠ)
certified_creep: its okay at least younghoon loves me
bread.: what
certified_creep: what
token_straight: tf is going on
baebae: scroll up
token_straight: ...
token_straight: jesus christ
whore:3: BBANGY-BOO
whore:3: OIHGPWIRHGPIERGH
sleepatron_3000: i woke him up :)
manstandingemoji: why
sleepatron_3000: BECAUSE JUYEONIE HYUNG
sunnyD: omg he's been moved to hyung status
sleepatron_3000: HYUNJAE HYUNG DESERVES TO SEE THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
sleepatron_3000: ONLY FOUR CHAPTERS IN AND CHANGMIN ALREADY HAS BITCHES LINED UP FR
certified_creep: its true
certified_creep: everybody wants me
whore:3: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
token_straight: delusional as always i see
baebae: haknyeon be nice
token_straight: sorry mom
sunnyD: hak your mommy issues are showing
token_straight: fuck you man
sleepatron_3000: UGHORIGHSO
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✨yassified burn-outs ✨
bread.: i take back everything i said
bread.: i do hate being single
token_straight: oh ?
certified_creep: oh ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)
hellokittyenjoyer: ew changmin
bread.: i just saw moonbae on a date im going to kill myself
whore:3: BWAHAPFIHPE
token_straight: fair
sunnyD: stfu hak you have a gf
manstandingemoji: he has a what now???
manstandingemoji: i dont believe you
token_straight: believe it or not juyeon but some of us are actually loveable
manstandingemoji: bitch
sunnyD: dw juyeon someone loves you
bread.: @sleepatron_3000
whore:3: damn you beat me to it younghoon
bread.: if i cant get a partner then ill just live vicariously through everyone else
bread.: even if that means i need to force their love
sunnyD: you lonely fuck
token_straight: how eloquent of you sunwoo
sleepatron_3000: HELLO I WAS SUMMONED
hellokittyenjoyer: damnit younghoonie look what you did
bread.: i wont apologize
manstandingemoji: im lost
certified_creep: dont worry about it
sleepatron_3000: HI JUYEON <3
manstandingemoji: hi eric
whore:3: genuinely love how this is a regular thing
token_straight: if i have nothing else, i know i at least have eric always greeting juyeon in chat
sunnyD: and only in chat
sunnyD: i think they only see each other if youngjae comes over to our apartment which is NEVER BECAUSE HES A FUCKING HERMIT
sleepatron_3000: DONT BULLY ME AND MY HABITS KIM SUNWOO
sleepatron_3000: AT LEAST I SHOWER REGULARLY
whore:3: eric this is an intervention
whore:3: you need to do more than play video games and volleyball
certified_creep: touch some grass you incel
sleepatron_3000: ( ∥￣■￣∥ )
sleepatron_3000: DAD THEYRE BEING MEAN TO ME
Dad™: there there eric
sleepatron_3000: thank you dad ...φ (。。*)
hellokittyenjoyer: adoption papers or it didnt happen
moon_cheese: LMAOOO
bread.: oh look who it is
bread.: the cause of all my problems
moon_cheese: bro what
moon_cheese: what is he talking about
sleepatron_3000: he saw you and jacob on a date
sleepatron_3000: and is now sad about being single
moon_cheese: bitch
moon_cheese: not my fault we're the perfect couple
sunnyD: stop speaking english both of you
sleepatron_3000: fuck you
sunnyD: i bet you wanna
token_straight: tea
moon_cheese: BWAHAHAH
bread.: not this sunric shit again
bread.: sunwoos been alone all his life and its showing
sunnyD: i have more game than you and thats all that matters
certified_creep: younghoon has so much game tf you mean
manstandingemoji: you get no room to talk changmin
manstandingemoji: you'd fuck anything that walks
certified_creep: not true
token_straight: its super true
Dad™: can we please change topics
whore:3: ^^^ i agree
whore:3: the energy we've created in the studio today is not a slay
hellokittyenjoyer: god hyunjae never speak again
whore:3: OEHGWPIHEGPE
whore:3: but it rhymes :((((
hellokittyenjoyer: ill make you rhyme with my fist
token_straight: ...
token_straight: that doesnt make any fucking sense
whore:3: chanhee made it threatening all the same
whore:3: im scared
hellokittyenjoyer: good
certified_creep: anyways....
sleepatron_3000: LMSAOAPFJAP
sunnyD: chanhee worries me so much
sunnyD: because hes so violent yet looks like
sunnyD: THAT yknow?
hellokittyenjoyer: wdym
hellokittyenjoyer: wdym by that sunwoo
sunnyD: you just threatened to sock hyunjae in the face even though youre like cute and dainty and would probably break your wrist against his thick skull
whore:3: was that a dig at me and my big head?
moon_cheese: yes.
hellokittyenjoyer: ('≖ ‸ ≖)
hellokittyenjoyer: just say im hot and move on sunwoo
token_straight: eric
sleepatron_3000: i know hak
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The Three Musketeers
token_straight: okay wtf was that??????
sunnyD: what
sleepatron_3000: "what" he says
sleepatron_3000: THE FUCKING "youre cute and dainty omg im so in love with you chanhee please marry me"
sunnyD: i did not fucking say that youngjae be quiet
token_straight: okay but knowing what WE know,,, looks sus dude
sunnyD: you dont know shit
sleepatron_3000: ...
sleepatron_3000: okay sunwoo im gonna level with you here hyung
sunnyD: oh
token_straight: yeah the hyung card,, we're being srs rn
sleepatron_3000: ^
sleepatron_3000: two weeks ago when we went drinking? The three of us?
sunnyD: yeah i remember
sleepatron_3000: then you crashed and me and haks right? Well before you went to sleep you told us
sleepatron_3000: and i quote "yknow i think i love chanhee...I know we dont talk that much but I've known him since high school with you guys and like...I've always admired him but I'm starting to think its more than that. Plus he's just so pretty"
token_straight: and you continued to go on a rant about him
sunnyD: i was drunk
sleepatron_3000: okay and? you are the most honest drunk i am ever met
sleepatron_3000: the first time you got drunk back in our junior year,, you told me you were grateful for our friendship and that you never wanted to lose me
sleepatron_3000: you NEVER say that dude
sunnyD: ( -'︿ '- )
sunnyD: okay so maybe i have a tiny crush on choi chanhee
sunnyD: what i said in the gc doesnt mean shit
token_straight: i think it means all the shit actually
sunnyD: up yours hak
sleepatron_3000: dont be so mean woo
sleepatron_3000: i just dont want to see you get hurt
sleepatron_3000: WE dont wanna see that
token_straight: exactly
token_straight: just looking out for you dude
sunnyD: (ㆆ～ㆆ)
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✨yassified burn-outs ✨
Dad™: i hate how the three of them went completely silent
moon_cheese: theyre just in their own gc
certified_creep: those bitches
certified_creep: having their private gc without us
certified_creep: i bet they just laugh at us the whole time
manstandingemoji: changmin your insecurity is showing
certified_creep: stfu whore（｀ー'）
manstandingemoji: damn ('-ι_-｀)
bread.: feisty
token_straight: changmins right
token_straight: we're shitty friends who tease you in our own gc
sunnyD: we're downright assholes
moon_cheese: even eric?
token_straight: especially eric
sleepatron_3000: o(○｀ω'○)9
hellokittyenjoyer: i knew it
hellokittyenjoyer: you fakeass bitches
hellokittyenjoyer: and here i was cooking yalls meals and being a good hyung
whore:3: L
whore:3: i know eric would never hate me <3
sleepatron_3000: youre so right hyunjae hyung <3
token_straight: traitor
sunnyD: ^^^^
manstandingemoji: wtf
sleepatron_3000: WE WERE KIDDING JUYEONIE HYUNG I LOVE YOU IM SORRY
manstandingemoji: ('･_･')
bread.: the way i slapped my forehead
certified_creep: and here i was thinking hyunjae had no shame
moon_cheese: third times a charm
moon_cheese: brothers who slut together stay together
hellokittyenjoyer: kevin moon please shut the fuck up
Dad™: you all make me want to cry
sunnyD: good
whore:3: DADDY NOOOOOOO
bread.: hyunjae you slut im going to shoot myself
hellokittyenjoyer: do it. no balls.
token_straight: the jae brothers need to not be horny for one fucking second
moon_cheese: your expectations are too high hak
token_straight: cant a guy dream ╮(╯_╰)╭
manstandingemoji: with this gc? No way
sleepatron_3000: WITH THE FRIZZ???? NO WAY
moon_cheese: BROOO YOU JUST UNLOCKED A CORE MEMORY FOR ME
sleepatron_3000: THAT WAS LIKE MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER
sunnyD: STOP WITH THE ENGLISH
bread.: bro calm down ('･_･')
certified_creep: hes only pissy about it bc jacob isnt here to translate
moon_cheese: my precious boyfie is in a lecture rn so you can stfu
sleepatron_3000: SUNWOO I HAVE TRIED TO TEACH YOU ENGLISH YOURE THE ONE THAT DOESNT WANNA LEARN IT
sunnyD: THATS BC YOURE A SHITTY TEACHER YOUNGJAE
sleepatron_3000: FUCK YOU IM GOING TO VB PRACTICE
sunnyD: OKAY FUCK YOU TOO BITCH FORGET OUR PLANS FOR TONIGHT
token_straight: the married couple is fighting again ('_ゝ')
manstandingemoji: lmaooo they do act like an old married couple
hellokittyenjoyer: they always do this on wednesdays,,, it gets so boring
bread.: i dont blame them
bread.: its the global wednesday slump
certified_creep: yknow for guys who claim to be best friends, they sure do hate each other
certified_creep: i mean obviously not really, but like
token_straight: their fights are always super short and stupid
token_straight: they've known each other since like...elementary school
Dad™: wait i thought this was one of their playfights why are we suddenly being serious
manstandingemoji: fr ^^
moon_cheese: RIGHT??? IT ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE PLAYFIGHTS LIKE I CAN NEVER TELL WHEN THEYRE SERIOUS OR NOT
token_straight: thats bc theyve only gotten into two really bad arguments and those were years ago
token_straight: dw sunwoos probably gonna go down to erics practice and apologize or smth
hellokittyenjoyer: slay we love healthy communication <3
hellokittyenjoyer: anyways back to younghoon shooting himself
bread.: i dont even own a gun ('-ι_-｀)
certified_creep: i do but i dont want you to shoot yourself bby
manstandingemoji: keep it in your fucking pants changmin
certified_creep: sounds like someone hasnt gotten laid recently
moon_cheese: wtf
bread.: im going to ignore all of that and go to class
bread.: by losers
token_straight: bye
hellokittyenjoyer: i hope you fall and break your fucking face <3333
bread.: thank you bestie <333333
Dad™: why are yalls friendships so fucking weird
whore:3: are we gonna ignore changmin admitting to owning a gun or...
certified_creep: i was joking
whore:3: ....
whore:3: @manstandingemoji
manstandingemoji: yeah hes joking
whore:3: oh thank god
moon_cheese: NOT YOU NEEDING TO CLARIFY WITH JUYEON WHAT
hellokittyenjoyer: no it seems like a smart move
whore:3: i never trust anything changmin says and juyeon seems to be the only one who can decipher his weirdness for us
certified_creep: isnt my bestie so skilled (✿≧³≦)
manstandingemoji: its a curse
Dad™: damn okay emo
Dad™: who hurt you
token_straight: its giving....little piss baby
moon_cheese: PLEASE I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED THAT HARD