BATTLES ACROSS THE GLOBE!
Y/N, CAULIFLA, AND GOKU RETURN TO EARTH
All of the Earthlings who weren't capable of fighting hid out on the Lookout
Bulma: Hey, guys! These monitors are linked to the drones I sent out to check on the battles!
Chi-Chi: So we can watch my Gohan in action?
The first monitor turned on, showing Krillin fighting Yunba
Krillin: KIENZAN!
Yunba flipped through all the incoming Kienzan, crashing into Krillin, and sending Krillin into the dirt. But Krillin used his finger to redirect a Kienzan to slash Yunba in the face. Krillin continued to do this as Yunba dodged each of them, causing them to clash through Krillin
Yunba: Patchetic!
Krillin suddenly disappeared as the real Krillin reappeared behind Yunba
Krillin: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! THAT'S MY AFTER-IMAGE MOVE! TRY TO KEEP IT IN MIND! KAMEHAMEHA!
Krillin blasted Yunba dead on with the Kamehameha, knocking Yunba out cold
Krillin: Phew.. somehow I pulled it off. HEY! HOU GUYS CAN HANDLE HIM FROM HERE, RIGHT?
Galactic Patroller: Yes! We're responsible for escorting this one back to the Galactic Prison
Suddenly, a women's scream erupted from the woods
???: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PEEPING, YOU DISGUSTING OLD PERVERT! YOU SICK CREEP!
Krillin: Dammit... Master Roshi!
Krillin flew off to find Roshi roughed up
Krillin: You alright, Master Roshi?
Roshi: Ah, Krillin! I found some tough foes! Won't even let me grope em- I mean, my attacks ain't hitting!
Krillin: *whispers* I'm glad Y/N hasn't introduced you to Caulifla yet.. she would've killed you by now
Roshi: We gotta focus!
Miza: YOU GOT SOME NERVE PULLING THAT ON US, YOU OLD CREEP! HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR PAYBACK!
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Tien and Chiaotzu found themselves fighting Universe 7's Metal-Man, Bikkura Quoitur
Tien: What's with this one?!
Chiaotzu: Your punch had no effect!
Galactic Patroller: Bikkura Quoitur is a member of a race of Metal-Men, made entirely out of a metallic substance
Tien: A Metal-Man? Like Magetta from Universe 6? Didn't he have some weakness?
Chiaotzu: Insults! That's his weakness! Insult him!
Tien: Huh?!
On the lookout, Bulma was worried
Dende: S-so... insults are effective against Metal-Men.
Bulma: Is Tien even capable of insulting someone
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Tien: Alright... here I go.. Y-you...! Rock-head!
Quoitur was unphased
Chiaotzu: Uhh... Tien... metal is harder than rocks.
Tien: Right... in that case... YOU HALF-TON TUBBY!
Once again, Quoitur was unphased, swinging at Tien
Tien: Darn it all! What counts as an insult against him?!
Chiaotzu: HEY, OVER HERE!
Tien was baffled as Quoitur ran at Chiaotzu
Chiaotzu: YOU HALF-WITTED HUNK OF SCRAP METAL!
Sure enough, that did the trick, Quoitur collapsed to the ground
Tien: Y-you did it, Chiaotzu
Chiaotzu: You suck at insults, Tien.
Tien: S-sorry!
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Bulma: They did it! Everyone's doing great!
Oolong: These guys are winning too... That old freak had to resort to drastic measures to keep his inner perv in check
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Roshi, now wearing a blindfold, was now able to fight the trio of women
Roshi: Ho, ho, ho! I still got a read on you gals' moves even when they're out of my sight.
Miza: W-what's this old fart's deal?! I've never run across someone who got STRONGER when their eyes are covered
Roshi: Listen gals, when you stray from the path of goodness, you're bound to pay for it someday, so quit being evil, 'kay? Head back to that Galactic Prison and just be grateful there's a place where you get to atone
Miza: AS FREAKIN' IF! We're never going back to the slammer! IWAZA! KIKAZA! YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S TIME FOR!
Krillin: A special move?
All three ladies fused into one massive behemoth of a women
Roshi: YIKES! NOW THAT AIN'T CUTE AT ALL!
Krillin: WE'RE IN TROUBLE!
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Esca: DENDE! MORO'S SPACESHIP IS ON THE MOVE!
Dende: What?!
Dende, Esca, and Popo all witnessed as Moro and Saganbo jumped from their ship and down to Earth
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17 and 18 were firmly in control of OG73-i and Shimorekka
Gohan: WRAP THIS UP QUICKLY, YOU TWO!
17: This is over...
17 used two energy blasts to propel him toward OG73-i
17: EAT THIS!
17 kicked Seven-Three in the stomach, sending him flying right into the hand of Moro
Jaco: IT'S MORO! He finally decided to crash the party...
Piccolo: So he's the big boss?
Moro: Ahem. Seven-Three. I told you not to employ my abilities so casually
Shimorekka: S-so sorry! But we didn't stand a chance otherwise!
Moro: There will come a time when I require his power once again. Help him to recover
Shimorekka: Yes, my lord!
Shimorekka flew off with OG73-i
17: Hey.. should we really let that one get away..
Piccolo: So this is Moro? Yeah, he's on another level
Gohan: Th-that's some horrifying Ki he has. Like the death cries of countless people. It's pure evil...
Jaco: Probably cause he stole the energy from everyone he's killed!
Moro: It seems as though those four aren't here.
Gohan: Oh, they'll show. My Dad, Y/N, Caulifla, and Vegeta are getting strong enough to beat you! SO UNTIL THEN, PROTECTING EARTH IS MY JOB!
Moro: You don't lack boldness. But calm yourself. I'm in high spirits
Gohan: W-why's that exactly?
Moro: Because I had the good fortune of coming upon this planet. There aren't many out there teeming with so many high-energy individuals. What a waste it would be to consume you all at once. How should I go preparing this dish?
18: Blech... What a creep!
Saganbo: Lord Moro. Why not allow me to cook these ones to your liking?
Moro: What?
Saganbo: Saganbo's Galactic Bandit Brigade isn't known for slinking off after taking beatings!
Moro: Go on. But leave them alive, I intend to snack on their energy
Saganbo: Understood
Moro suddenly planted his fingers on Saganbo's back, sending some of his energy flowing into Saganbo, powering him up exponentially
Gohan: HUH?! HIS ENERGY JUST SPIKED!
Jaco: I guess Moro can portion out energy to his goons!
Moro: Go...
Saganbo immediately charged forward and punched 17
17: W-WATCH OUT!
18 ran forward, placing her hands on 17's back, trying to slow Saganbo down
Piccolo: T-THAT'S NOT GOOD! WE HAVE TO HELP THEM!
Piccolo, Gohan, and Jaco all ran and grabbed Saganbo, but Saganbo simply powered up more, sending everyone flying
Jaco: Y-yeah! That's nuts! Definitely not the Saganbo I know
Piccolo: Of all the... We still have to deal with this one before Moro?!
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Caulifla: *yawns* How much longer now?
Y/N: I don't know, Whis didn't exactly give us a map. I'm pretty sure this is the right way! Huh?
It was faint, but I could sense it, everyone on Earth was fighting. I could barely sense it as Gohan, Tien, Yamcha, everyone was getting pummeled
Y/N: Dad! Do you sense that?!
Goku: Yeah! I can't get a lock on though! Their ki is shrinking by the second! Wait!
Suddenly, we could all sense it, a sudden eruption of power, it was Krillin!
Y/N: IT'S KRILLIN! EVERYONE, GRAB ON!
Father and Caulifla grab my shoulder
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Roshi and Krillin were fighting for their lives against the Miza, Iwaza, and Kikaza Fusion when suddenly, a powerful attack sent the fusion flying.
Y/N POV
Y/N: Nice one.
Caulifla: *scoffs* It was nothing
We all land in front of Krillin
Krillin: G-GOKU! Y/N! CAULIFLA!
Y/N: Seems I inherited Dad's habit of showing up late. Sorry, Krillin.
END OF CHAPTER 75
BSG OUT