Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™
Hyunjae: whore:3
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.
✨yassified burn-outs ✨
bread.: someone stole my laundry ('≖ ‸ ≖)
moon_cheese: what?
bread.: i said
bread.: someone stole my laundry
whore:3: HALSFJBALFL
hellokittyenjoyer: deserving
bread.: choi chanhee i swear to god
manstandingemoji: how
bread.: well tuesdays are my laundry days
token_straight: ew younghoon what
bread.: what
token_straight: you do laundry on tuesdays?? Disgusting
certified_creep: i do laundry on tuesdays(?)
manstandingemoji: yeah but youre you changmin
whore:3: OUEGFWOH
bread.: can i finish my story please
moon_cheese: yeah
hellokittyenjoyer: no
bread.: ignoring chanhee,, basically i put my load in the washer and went to get a late breakfast right?
bread.: and i live in the Gwanak dormitory so im pretty far from the nicer campus cafés
bread.: so i come back to switch the load, and its gone
bread.: my clothes are gone
token_straight: even though they were wet ????
bread.: YES
bread.: SOGGY AND EVERYTHING
bread.: EVEN MY BEAT UP SWEATPANTS FROM HIGH SCHOOL
bread.: ALL OF IT
moon_cheese: i feel bad for laughing
whore:3: i dont
whore:3: OURHGWRPUGHPW
manstandingemoji: damn
manstandingemoji: sorry dude
bread.: ....thanks juyeon
hellokittyenjoyer: to be fair younghoonie
hellokittyenjoyer: a lot of your clothes are like,, big name brands
bread.: yeah i get that but ive been attending this fuckass school for years and not ONCE has my laundry been stolen
certified_creep: i have a feeling you have like a ton of clothes though
sleepatron_3000: HE DOES
token_straight: oh hello eric
sleepatron_3000: hi (๑ö◡ö)۶
sleepatron_3000: BUT LIKE I SAID
sleepatron_3000: i dont think ive ever seen younghoonie hyung wear the same thing twice
sleepatron_3000: save for the high school sweatpants and his winter coat
hellokittyenjoyer: ^^^^
whore:3: my guy is rich asf
certified_creep: omg can you be my sugar daddy
bread.: can i be your what now ʘ‿ʘ
moon_cheese: a match made in hell ^^
manstandingemoji: no no changmin asks me this question on a regular basis
manstandingemoji: dont take it seriously
certified_creep: I ONLY EVER ASK YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS REJECT ME
manstandingemoji: IM NOT MADE OF MONEY CHANGMIN
certified_creep: THEN STOP DRESSING LIKE YOU ARE
certified_creep: THIS MOFO RIGHT HERE
certified_creep:
certified_creep: CAN BARELY AFFORD COFFEE IN THE MORNING
sleepatron_3000: daddy?
manstandingemoji: what?
sleepatron_3000: what?
sunnyD: and suddenly youngjae's true intentions shine through
token_straight: omggg sunwooooooヾ(☆▽☆)
sunnyD: omggg hakkkkkkk (≧∇≦)/
hellokittyenjoyer: ew never do that again
whore:3: OURHGFOUPSH
bread.: is no one concerned about my laUNDRY???
moon_cheese: bestie what are we supposed to do about it ('_ゝ')
moon_cheese: just give you more clothes???
moon_cheese: you have plenty
sleepatron_3000: maybe the thief is trying to keep him humble by taking some clothes(??)
bread.: ʕ•̀_•́ʔ
bread.: eric did you take my clothes
sleepatron_3000: wooooooooowwww
sleepatron_3000: first off, we live on different ends of the campus
sleepatron_3000: second, your style is NOT mine, so why would i take your clothes
sleepatron_3000: also youre like a foot taller than me your stuff wouldnt fit
sunnyD: awfully sus that you had a defense ready
sleepatron_3000: why am i friends with any of you
whore:3: its okay eric, i believe you <3
sleepatron_3000: thank you hyung (つ﹏⊂)
hellokittyenjoyer: brothers who steal together stay together (¿¿¿)
Dad™: i dont think thats how it works
certified_creep: THEYRE BROTHERS ?!?!@?#?!@?
sunnyD: not literally you fucking idiot
sleepatron_3000: ;KMEWPIFHWEOPHFO LMAO
whore:3: oGUFOWGHFPSHG PLEASE WHAT
moon_cheese: changmin im telling you now to never fully trust anything chanhee says
moon_cheese: this
moon_cheese:
moon_cheese: this is the face of a liar
certified_creep: NOOOOOO (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)
hellokittyenjoyer: (๑￫ܫ￩)
bread.: none of you are any help
manstandingemoji: just go report it or smth idk
bread.: i did,, but theres not much they can really do
sleepatron_3000: just see if anyone is wearing your sweatpants
sleepatron_3000: i mean theyll be easy to spot considering they say YOUNGHOON on the ass in bold letters
bread.: spreading that information wasnt necessary eric
sleepatron_3000: thats what you get for blaming me
manstandingemoji: wait on the butt? Are they like,,,, a really dark grey? With green stripes on the sides?
bread.: ...yes
manstandingemoji: i saw some dude in my interior design class wearing them earlier
Dad™: mystery solved
bread.: names juyeon. I need names.
moon_cheese: woah slow down there Bond
hellokittyenjoyer: and scary younghoon makes a resurgence
whore:3: its been a while since we've seen him
manstandingemoji: his name is Yu Yongsun or smth like that
manstandingemoji: i dont rlly talk to anyone in my lectures so im not sure
sleepatron_3000: oh you lonely little thing
manstandingemoji: what
sunnyD: jesus youngjae keep it in your fucking pants
bread.: ignoring all of that
bread.: i shall be back
certified_creep: if you need help hiding a body,, i know some people
Dad™: are those "people" just you ?
certified_creep: i cant disclose that information sangyeon im sorry
token_straight: yes its just him
moon_cheese: i feel like changmin on his own is scary enough i dont think he needs other people
sunnyD: and youd be right kevin
moon_cheese: great
whore:3: are we gonna move on from younghoon becoming a murderer
manstandingemoji: yeah
manstandingemoji: yongsun is really fucking annoying
manstandingemoji: younghoon would be doing my class a favor by getting rid of him
hellokittyenjoyer: oh (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
sleepatron_3000: oh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
sunnyD: you shameless bastard
sleepatron_3000: LMAO
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✨yassified burn-outs ✨
whore:3: good morning losers
whore:3: + daddy <3
moon_cheese: 10am and hyunjae is already horny
moon_cheese: man has no shame
sunnyD: i hate how we all know who he's talking about
whore:3: ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮
certified_creep: ew hyunjae really?
sleepatron_3000: OUHRGWPHRIU PLEASE WHAT
baebae: no one tag sangyeon
token_straight: (ᇴ‿ฺᇴ)
token_straight: @Dad™
baebae: ...
moon_cheese: what else were you expecting babe?
baebae: fair enough（◞‸◟ ）
hellokittyenjoyer: look what you did hak
hellokittyenjoyer: you made jacob sad
token_straight: iM SORRY
moon_cheese: ƪ('▿▿▿▿'ƪ)
token_straight: nvm no im not
sunnyD: LMAOWRGKJBOWF
Dad™: what?
whore:3: (✿ヘᴥヘ)
certified_creep: oh hello sangyeon
Dad™: hi
Dad™: i got @'d ? whats going on
sunnyD: your boyfriend is horny
Dad™: im single
sleepatron_3000: PLEQAOUEHFG Q0EHGF0PHW8RIG8
hellokittyenjoyer: dont tell hyunjae that
hellokittyenjoyer: he has erotomania for you
whore:3: no i dont
whore:3: hes just hot (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)
Dad™: ...
Dad™: thanks?
whore:3: youre so welcome king <333
manstandingemoji: disgusting
token_straight: wpIUHGWPRGHFPW
sleepatron_3000: OMG HI JUYEON (๑ö◡ö)۶
manstandingemoji: hi eric
hellokittyenjoyer: god theyre like a car crash
sunnyD: tragic but i cant look away
certified_creep: ABSOLUTELY FOUL BOTH OF YOU
moon_cheese: bitches who hate together stay together (?)
baebae: i dont think thats how it works love
moon_cheese: it fits tho
sleepatron_3000: HOW ARE YOU???
manstandingemoji: tired
token_straight: they fr just ignored all of you
Dad™: i hate how juyeon knew eric was talking to him
sunnyD: dont be so surprised
sunnyD: youngjae hates holding normal conversations with the rest of us
sunnyD: juyeon brings out a side of him we never see
token_straight: ^^^^
manstandingemoji: we're right here
sleepatron_3000: HYUNJAE THEYRE BEING MEAN TO ME
whore:3: its okay eric theyre being mean to me too
certified_creep: YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF LEE HYUNJAE TF YOU MEAN
bread.: yall are so loud
hellokittyenjoyer: save me younghoonie
bread.: ...
bread.: fine
hellokittyenjoyer: omg really?? Ill suck your dick
moon_cheese: WHAT
bread.: wouldnt be the first time
certified_creep: W H A T
certified_creep: CHANHEE YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME??
hellokittyenjoyer: die.
whore:3: and yall say I have a parasocial relationship
sunnyD: stfu slut
whore:3: ＼(°o°；）
sleepatron_3000: LMAO WROGUHWQPRI
token_straight: yall are going to hell fr
moon_cheese: not jacob
token_straight: no not jacob
baebae: (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸*✧⁺˚
Dad™: adorable
whore:3: why wont you call me adorable :(((
Dad™: ive seen only one picture of you(??)
whore:3: OH MY GOD THATS TRUE
sleepatron_3000: insta tag in 3 2 1
whore:3: HERE MY INSTA IS @jaejae_hyun97
sunnyD: shameless
sunnyD: utterly shameless
manstandingemoji: yall cant go one day without doing some bs can you
bread.: you ask too much of them
manstandingemoji: i see that now (-｡-;
certified_creep: lameass username hyunjae
whore:3: stfu bitch
certified_creep:（ΩДΩ）
certified_creep: YALL ARE JUST GONNA LET HIM SLANDER ME
token_straight: yes
bread.: hyunjae be nice
moon_cheese: younghoon being the mediator as always
sleepatron_3000: you'd think it'd be jacob
sleepatron_3000: but no
sunnyD: jacob doesnt get angry enough to be a mediator
sunnyD: meanwhile younghoon has probably killed a man
manstandingemoji: killed my classmate
certified_creep: lmaooooo
manstandingemoji: ...
certified_creep: youre joking
certified_creep: right?
certified_creep: juyeon?
manstandingemoji: he hasnt shown up since the day he wore those sweatpants
moon_cheese: i-
Dad™: younghoon
Dad™: what did you do
bread.: (.﹒︠₋﹒︡.)
bread.: i just made him change colleges, thats all
manstandingemoji: i stand corrected
sleepatron_3000: aw i really hoped he had killed someone
sleepatron_3000: i was hoping i could help hide a body
sunnyD: youngjae what the actual fuck is wrong with you
hellokittyenjoyer: youre asking that now?
baebae: im sorry for laughing eric
sleepatron_3000: ⚆ᗝ⚆
sleepatron_3000: I HATE ALL OF YOU
whore:3: (꒪⌓꒪)
sleepatron_3000: EXCEPT HYUNJAE AND JUYEON
manstandingemoji: what
Dad™: predictable
moon_cheese: brothers who simp together stay together
baebae: love i think you need to let it go
moon_cheese: i'll get it one day
token_straight: wpirgfhwrpigh
🐵: I changed it so that Sunwoo calls eric youngjae for plot ig later on idk we'll see anyways enjoy,, imma try and do weekly updates but no promises