GQ.com: We're here with Louis Tomlinson, who won an Oscar last month for his work in Limestone, and his husband turned ex-husband turned boyfriend, Liam Payne. How are you lads?
Louis Tomlinson: Good, good! Killing it.
Liam Payne: Fine, thanks. You?
GQ: I'm good, thank you. Louis, how've you been, since your big win?
LT: Great! Not doing anything, really. I just went back home for a bit, and then I've been with this one since.
LP: He's took over my flat. My flatmate's threatening to move out.
LT: He wouldn't. He loves me.
LP: [to GQ.com] The flat looks like a rubbish bin. It's awful, the two of them.
LT: That's what I've been doing. Not getting the respect I deserve.
GQ: Do you have a next project lined up?
LT: I do. Can't tell you much, but we'll start filming in a bit less than a month, and it's brilliant. New screenwriter out of Australia named Gareth MacMurdo, and he's just amazing. It's about --
LP: You can't just tell him! You're not telling him, come on [laughing].
LT: It's about koalas.
LP: Right. It's an Outback mystery.
LT: It's an Outback mystery, I play a kangaroo.
LP: It's brilliant.
GQ: Okay. We'll look forward to that one.
LT: Do!
GQ: Liam, are you planning to come with him to any more premieres? You were quite a hit at the Oscars.
LP: Yeah, well, I think that's not so much my doing, is it? I was just there, and Louis was making all the grand romantic gestures.
LT: Shut up! The answer is yes. I'm taking him with me everywhere.
LP: I'll go if I can, but I'm still working, like.
GQ: Right, you're a police officer.
LT: The oldest profession.
LP: Louis.
LT: What?
GQ: So you two are doing well, aren't you? [They both nod] Are you thinking about getting married again?
LT: No.
LP: I don't know, maybe? Come on, Louis, it might be nice.
LT: No! He's just wedding-crazy.
LP: I wouldn't mind doing it right this time, that's all.
LT: Maybe we'll elope.
LP: I'd elope.
LT: Where do you want to go? It's your wedding. Jamaica? Australia? Kathmandu? You don't know where any of these places are, anyway. [to GQ.com] He has no idea.
LP: Australia, that'd be nice.
LT: You want to go get married in Australia?
LP: Yeah. If you don't mind.
LT: Alright! Is the interview over? Can we go? We've got someplace in Australia to be.
GQ: I guess so! Cheers, you guys.
LP: Thanks!
LT: See you!