Tirpitz "Eh?"
Bismarck "Schwester? Are You Ok?"
Tirpitz "Ja... Just Sleepy..."
Bismarck "Come On! I Have So Many Things Planned!"
Tirptiz "Oi!"
Do I Deserve This?
. . .
Tirpitz "Schwester? What Are You Doing?"
Bismarck "I'm Seeing If I Can Fit 19 Inch Guns Like Mama!"
Friedrich "My Children, Please Don't Be Jealous. Your Guns Are Perfectly Fine As I-"
Blücher "EVERYONE! OUTSIDE NOW!"
Tirpitz "Eh?"
Bismarck "What's The Commotion About?"
Friedrich "I'm Not Sure Tochter."
Tirpitz "Maybe A Super-Super Yamato, I D- HOLY SHIT."
Yamamoto "Oh... My... God... It's Massive..."
Tirpitz "We've Now Entered Loco Mode."
??? << Yo Dawg Can You Fucking Believe That They Left The Keys On The Counter, I Took That Shit Right Off, Free Bomber! >>
Ah Hell Naw.
. . .
??? << Wait, Why Am I Hearing Spanish Guitars? >>
Tirpitz << You Made A Mistake Coming Here. >>
ESPADA
ROYAL SAPINISH AIR FORCE
9TH AIR AND LAND DIVISION | 11TH TACTICAL FIGHTER SQUADRON
Espada 2 << Espada 1 This Is Espada 2, Consider This A Gift From Espada Me To Espada You. I Speak In Limerick To The Enemies I Slay, I Wish To Destroy Border's Now Get Out Of The Way. Death You Shall Have And Quickly Too, Here I Present A Missle For You- Wait. Where Is She? >>
Tirpitz << Guten Tag~ >>
Espada 1 << How The Actual F- >>
Bismarck << Guten Tag Aswell~ >>
Espada 2 << Since When The F- ok why are there Literal Suits With Busty Girls Piloting Them Surrounding Me? Yeah Espada 1 I Think It's Best We Go. >>
Espada 1 << No I Wanna Check Out The Anime Waifus. >>
Espada 2 << We're A Pair Of Fucking Drones Controlled By Some Madlad That Was Given A Bomber For No Goddamn Reason, What The Fuck Do You Expect? >>
Espada 1 << Spain. >>
Espada 2 << Portugal. >>
Espada 1 << Spain. >>
Espada 2 << Portugal. >>
Espada 1 << SPAIN. >>
Espada 2 << PORTUGAL. >>
Espada 1 << SPAINNNNN!!! >>
Espada 2 << PORTUGALLLLL!!! >>
Espada 1 << FUCKING SPAINNNNN!!!!! >>
Espada 2 << FUCKING PORTUGALLLLL!!!!! >>
??? << Yeah I Think It's Best We Go Unless Ya Wanna Hear About A Pair Of Iberians Trying To Roast Eachother. >>
Ok What The Actual Fuck Was T- MI EYESSSSSSSSSSS-
. . .
. . .
Now Where Am I?
??? "So, This Is Who I'm Supposed To Take Care Of."
Tirpitz "Why Am I Looking In A Mirror?"
??? "Don't You See? I'm Tasked With Destroying You."
Tirpitz "What's Your Name? Evil Tirpitz?"
??? "Heh, You Truly Are Incompetent."
Tirpitz "Go Fuck Yourself, I'm Leaving."
??? "Whatever... But I Will Tell You This, YOU BETTER PREY YOU CAN SAVE THOSE YOU LOVE."
Tirpitz "Ok, Yandere Me."
. . .
Tirpitz "Eh?"
??? "You're Awake!"
Tirpitz "What Th-"
??? "Stay Down! You Need Rest!"
Tirpitz "Da Hel Happened?"
??? "You Were Running With Bismarck Until You Seperated And... You Found Yourself In The Japanease Part Of The Base... And You Ran Into The Shower... While I Was Naked... You Can See Where I'm Going."
Tirpitz "How Did I Even Get There?"
??? "My Apologies, I'm Just Not Used To... Ya Know."
Tirpitz "What's Your Name?"
??? "Ah, Where Are My Manners? Atago, Second Ship Of The Takao Class Heavy Cruiser."
Tirpitz "Tirpitz, Second Ship Of The Bismarck Class Battleship. I Swear Every Jap Is A Kitsune."
Atago "Yeah, It's Just Apart Of Our Culture."
Tirpitz "Well, I'm Off. Thank's."
Atago "N-No! I Want To Come With You!"
Tirpitz *Why Does Something Tell Me I'm Gonna Have A Threesome With Her And Wales?*
. . .
Prince Of Wales/Bismarck "EHHH?!"
Tirpitz "Don't Ask What I Was Thinking."
Prince Of Wales "I-I Know You Were A G-Guy... But Your Turning Into A Pervert!"
Tirpitz "I Just Shortcircut Like That Sometimes."
Bismarck "I Wondered Where You Went... Now I Know Your Intrested In Foxes~"
Tirpitz "Uhh, Ok? But Really I Need To Go."
Bismarck "Is Something Wrong Schwester?"
Tirpitz "Nothing."
. . .
*Knock*
Yamamoto "Come In!"
Tirpitz "Admiral, We Have A Gigantic Problem."
Yamamoto "Tirpitz? What's Wrong?"
She's Writing Paperwork...
Tirpitz "They've Created A Clone Of Me."
*SCREECH*
Pen Snapped.
Yamamoto "What?"
Tirpitz "I Don't Know How... You Remember How The Sirens Used Enterprise To Fill The Cube Of Orochi? They've Done The Same Thing To Me."
Yamamoto "......"
Tirpitz "Worse, They've Created A Clone Of Not Only The Morgan, But My Literal Body. And I Bet It's Gonna Be The Same With The Abrams And The Skyline."
Yamamoto "We Need To Speak With The Queen, NOW."
Tirpitz "EH?!"
PORTAL-
. . .
*KNOCK*
*KNOCK*
Sara "Come In?"
Yamamoto "Your Majesty! We Have A Problem!"
Sara "Sakura, Why Are You So Worried?"
Yamamoto "Because They've Cloned Tirpitz!"
Sara "Wait... WHAT?!"
Tirpitz "So Basically Two Mad Scientists Have Duplicated Me, And You Should Honestly Be Lucky Since You We're The Original Test Subject."
Sara "EHHH?!"
Tirpitz "So Here's What You Need To Know If You Encounter My Clone:
The Advanced Domination Fighter Experimental 02, Or Commonly Reffered To, The ADFX-02 Morgan. Is A Fourth And A Half Generational Fighter Jet Developed And Built During The 1990's. It Features 4 Weapons: A Pair Of AIM-9L Sidewinder Multirole Missles That Can Be Fired In Pair's. Then Theres The Tactical Laser System, Codenamed "Zoisite". A High Power Laser That Can Go Through Anything In It's Way, It Also Uses Hydraulics, Minor Targeting Systems, And Internal Mirrors To Allow It To Redirect In Different Angle's Toward's It's Target. Then There's The Multi Purpouse Burst Missle, Codenamed "Hypersthene". A Gigantic Missle With A Warhead Designed To Cause A Large Blast Radius That Can Destroy A Cluster Of Ground Target's, It Is Also Able To Be Used As A Aerial Missle With The Same Effect, But It Can Be Remotley Detonated. And Finally Is The Electronical Counter Measure Pod, Codenamed "Morganite". This System Allow's To Neglect All Damage From Missles To Railguns To Magic Itself. It Can Only Be Hindered If The Front Air Intake Is Damaged. It Is Also Super Maneuverable And Is Able To Fly Mach 2... But It Has A Flaw That I Myself Have Encountered: Due To The Not So Convienent Place Of Zoisite, It Is Designed To Never Past 7 G's. So You Could Theoretically Go Beyond That And Gain A Advantage... That's All I Know."
Sara *Aggresivley Taking Notes.*
Tirpitz "Your Majesty? You Do Have A Photographic Memory Ja?"
Sara *Still Aggresdsivley Taking Notes.*
Tirpitz "Ok?"
Yamamoto "Do You Have Blueprints For The Morgan?"
Tirpitz "Nein."
Sara "Ok... I Get It... It Uses Weapons And Maneuvrability To Dominate A Opponet... But That G Limiter May Well And Truly Be It's Demise."
Tirpitz "Right... Also, What Happened To Emmeria And Musashi?"
Sara "These "Emmerians" Are Still Accepting This World... And Musashi's Ok And Under Control, But Yamato..."
Yamato "I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM IS DESTROYED!!!"
Tirpitz "Siscon, Am I Right?"
Yamamoto "Uh Huh..."
. . . . . .
Bismarck "Schwester..."
Prince Of Wales "That's Messed Up..."
Atago "My God..."
U-410 "Mama..."
Friedrich "Tochter..."
Blücher "Are They Working With The Sirens?"
Tirpitz "Unlikely, Could Of Just Saw Orochi And Me And Decided To Combine Them..."
Bismarck "How Will You Go Against Yourself?"
Tirpitz "No Clue Buddy."
U-410 "M-Mama... You W-Won't Go Right? RIGHT??"
Tirpitz "Tochter... I'll Be Ok... There's No Need To Worry."
Prince Of Wales "I Wouldn't Want To Lose You So Easily~"
Atago "Me Either~"
Bismarck "Schwester, You Already Have Wales. Why Do You Need Atago?"
Tirpitz "She Was Just Like This. Wait, Wales? Atago? Have You Told Your Sisters About This?"
Prince Of Wales "No... No I Haven't."
Atago "We're About To Come Out Act-"
*BANG*
Tirpitz "Who The F-"
??? "WHERE IS SHE!?"
Prince Of Wales "G-George-San?! What Are You Doing Here?!"
??? "Sister! Snap Out Of It!!"
Atago "Takao, Don't Overreact."
Takao "OVEREACT?! I WILL NOT ALLOW ANY MAN TAKE YOU!!"
Tirpitz "What About A Man In A Female Body?"
King George V "YOU. ARE. DEAD."
Tirpitz "Am I? I'm Still Alive Buddy."
Takao/King George V *Summons Rigging*
Tirpitz "Ok, No Need To Nuclear Buddy."
Takao "D-Don't Call Me That!"
Tirpitz "Alright Female Mihaly."
King George V "Mihaly?!"
Atago "Sister! This Is Mutual!"
Takao "M-Mutual?! Ain't No Way This German Whore Is Mutual!!"
Prince Of Wales "Sis? Why Are You So Overprotective?"
King George V "Enough! I Am Reporting You To The Queen!"
Queen Elizabeth "About That..."
Yamamoto "They Talked With Us On This, So It Is Mutual."
Takao/King George V . . .
*BANG*
Takao "I Failed To Keep My Sister Away..."
King George V "That Whore Has Stolen Her..."
Atago "Excuse Us, Our Older Sister's Need Some Time To Accept."
Tirpitz "Of Course."
THIS WORLD HAS GONE TO THE POINT WHERE IT DOSEN'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ANYMORE AND IS DOING WHATEVER THE HELL IT WANT'S.