you hear there's a new neighbor right next door to you. you decide to meet him.
when you walk out, he's unpacking boxes from his car. you don't get the best look at him, but you can tell he's tall and muscular.
you go up to him and say, "hey, i'm your new neighbor! welcome!"
he stares at you, in complete awe, then says, "they never told me i would have such a gorgeous neighbor."
you blush, shocked he would say that, but you're not mad... "well, they never informed me i would have an equally gorgeous new neighbor."
he stares at you, giving you a slight smirk. "i like this town," he says.