Me: Welcome back dear readers!
Skylar: We were so close...
Me: No, there will always be questions. Sometimes, you just have to wait.
Jim: This sucks.
Me: Yeah, well, you're about to hate me because you're all in for a treat today!
Strickler: Do I want to know?
Me: Probably not.
Skylar: But she's gonna tell us anyway.
Me: So, first up is once again, a statement. They think Jim, and most of you, would be traumatized by their story.
Bular: I still do not understand.
Strickler: Let's move to the questions.
Me: OH hoho! You're gonna regret saying that.
Barbara: How can questions be bad?
Jim: Trust me. Just don't ask.
Me: First up is Jim.
Jim: But I-
Me: But nothing! Now, when was the last time you lied?
Jim: Uh... Last time I lied....
Claire: Why do you have to think about it?
Skylar: It's either because he lies too much or doesn't lie enough.
Claire: Lie enough?
Skylar: When it comes to lying, I hate lies. I'd rather be told the truth. However, in some cases, such as say you're saving a life and you need to lie, then you lie. Lie like the wind.
Arya: Not that the wind can lie.
Draal: Would you lie to me?
Skylar: No. Absolutely not.
Jim: Would you lie to me?
Skylar: Absolutely.
Me: Jim, the question?
Jim: Uh... I'd have to say that the last time I lied would have to be when... Oh.
Claire: Did you lie to me? I swear, if you lied to me, Jim.
Jim: It wasn't you. And as scary as you can be, there is someone far scarier.
Claire: Who would... Oh. Oh!.. Oh.
Jim: Yeah...
Skylar: What is it?
Strickler: You lied to Skylar, didn't you?
Jim: ...Slightly.
Skylar: Jim. If you don't tell me, I will end your entire career.
Jim: Okay... So, you remember when I said I watched Strickler open the window that Scribbles snuck out of and I didn't close it because I was cooking?
Skylar: ...Yes.
Strickler: You didn't.
Draal: He has chosen death.
Jim: Well, I wasn't exactly cooking. It was just really hot inside. I did try to stop Scribbles from going outside, but... He kinda Scratched me.
Skylar: And you didn't tell me.
Jim: I was hoping he'd come back before you'd notice.
Me: Bular... Hand me the bowl of popcorn.
Bular: Strange fleshbag.
Me: Weird Troll.
Everyone:
Barbara: Let's move on to the next question.
Me: Alrighty then. Claire.
Claire: Oh dear.
Me: What's the worst intimate experience you've ever had? On a date, a cuddle, or anything else intimate.
Claire: I'd have to say when I was on a date with Jim and got taken over by Morgana. Nothing will beat that.
Jim: Understandably so.
Claire: Though there have been things that come close.
Jim: ...Oh.
Strickler: There there.
Skylar: Hehehe. I think Draal and I had a hand in that a couple times.
Claire: You sound so proud of that.
Skylar: Claire, you should know, that as your future sister in law, I have every right to tease you guys.
Bular: Are there any questions for me?
Me: After Skylar's question.
Skylar: I have a question?
Me: When do you not?
Skylar: Touche.
Me: AHEM. Skylar- *Mumbles before laughing*
Skylar: What? What is it?
Me: Where is the weirdest place you had seggz with Draal?
Skylar: ...What kind of question is that?
Me: one you have to answer.
Draal: May I leave?
Skylar: No, if I have to suffer, so do you.
Jim: Can I leave?
Strickler: Can the rest of us leave?
Barbara: ...I think I understand now.
Me: Let me give you a true and official welcome to the dome of doom.
Barbara: The name sounds so fitting now.
Skylar: Alright, ripping off the bandaid. I'd have to say the weirdest place would have to be...
Draal: Your room.
Skylar: Not the weirdest.
Draal: For me, yes.
Skylar: The question isn't directed at you.
Draal: Saving time.
Jim: Knowing the readers... Yeah.
Skylar: Uh... I can't really think of one. In my opinion they're pretty normal. It's not like we do it in public or anything... Oh, no wait. It'd have to be when we were in that abandoned barn, during our travels.
Draal: Ah, the shelter when the sun came out.
Skylar: Yeah, and you remember when a storm suddenly rolled in as we were in the middle of it and the roof caved in?
Draal: Hard to forget.
Me: I think they completely forgot we were here.
Bular: Entirely too much information.
Barbara: I'm sorry, a roof caved in on you two?
Skylar: Draal took the brunt of it.
Strickler: There there, Jim.
Jim: Can we move on... Please?
Claire: Jim, it's completely natural.
Jim: I don't want to know what my sister does with Draal behind closed doors.
Barbara: A roof caved in on you.
Skylar: It was kind of funny, actually.
Bular: What is my question?
Me: Oh, uh... Ahem. "What is a secret you've never told anybody? Since you are just a just a traumatized boi and probably need a load of therapy if you were human, also, I thoroughly enjoyed you being human *Evil laugh*. But I have a feeling you have loads being since you hated everyone around you -and still probably do- but, answer".
Skylar: Did you just do an evil laugh for them?
Me: Totally. Out loud and everything.
Skylar: You could have just... Read it.
Strickler: Concerning.
Me: Reading it wouldn't have gave it all the life necessary.
Bular: I only have to tell one secret?
Me: Yeah. Just one.
Bular: ...I am actually glad to be here.
Skylar: Awe, pure one.
Draal: ...No.
Me: Funny. What's the real secret?
Bular: How'd you know I was lying?
Me: You'd just confirmed it.
Bular: I dislike you.
Me: Noted. Secret please.
Bular: ...There was once an impure I liked briefly.
Strickler: You. Liked an impure? You?
Bular: Briefly.
Skylar: What happened.
Bular: She was weak and was felled.
Me: Tragic.
Bular: The troll my father praised was the one that killed them.
Me: So it wasn't just jealousy.
Skylar: It was a sense of revenge too.
Me: An epic tale of love and woe.
Bular:
Strickler: How did I not know of that?
Skylar: I'm disappointed in you, Strickler. I'm disappointed.
Strickler:
Jim: Disappointment is so much worse than anger. And it's not even real anger.
Me: So next question anyone?
Everyone: Sure.
Me: Duh dun dun duh... Dr. Lake!
Barbara: I am suddenly worried.
Me: Oh, don't worry. Ahem "Before I ask, I just gotta say, you are my favorite character out of the cast, you deserve more moments. That's why you're my main character since you have done so much stuff in your short time on screen. You've: Attacked Blinky that one time, went all Trollhunter mode on Strickler with a broom, Attacked merlin with a broom, and once tried to attack gumm-gumms barehanded. Which is why, I like you so damn much."
Barbara: That is so sweet. Thank you.
Me: And the question is... Have you ever broken the law? (In their story you haven't but you nearly did once, and now you're fighting evil so you get arrested once or twice).
Barbara: Okay, it was one time. I was in my teen years, it was a party. A big party. I never partied like that again, mainly because I was in a cell for twenty four hours, but also because of the massive hangover.
Skylar: No offense, mom. But that's kinda boring.
Strickler: I never thought you would have a record.
Barbara: They didn't put it on my permanent record.
Jim: I feel like my entire life was a lie.
Me: This question is for Jim and Skylar.
Skylar: These never end well.
Jim: Shoot.
Me: Well-
Jim: Me, please. Shoot me please.
Me: No. Uh, the question is; what is something you are glad your mum doesn't know about you?
Jim: Well, after this she'll know.
Skylar: Didn't I say these don't end well?
Me: And eeny miney moe.. Jim goes first.
Jim: Why me?
Me: Because you're the best one.
Skylar: pft-
Bular: Where did Arya go?
Me: Oh, I let her leave.
Everyone:
Me: Jim?
Jim: Uh... well I was glad about the fact that she didn't know that I had a collection of vespa magazines.
Claire: There is so many.
Barbara: Oh, I already knew about those.
Skylar: I was glad that she didn't know about my sex life, yet here we are.
Me: pft-
Everyone:
Me: Anyways... Skylar.
Skylar: Yes.
Me: Do you have any hidden talents.
Skylar: I can actually fold my tongue into three.
Jim: You can do that?
Claire: How?
Skylar: I saw someone do it once and trained my muscles to do it.
Claire: Teach me.
Skylar: I can also do a lazy eye on command. Freaks people out in the library.
Barbara: ...Why did you never tell us?
Skylar: Its called a hidden talent for a reason.
Draal: What are these things you speak of?
Skylar: I'll show you later.
Me: Bular, another question for you.
Bular: ...Very well.
Me: what's the most disgusting thing ou've ever done, that even you, the Dark Prince, believe was awful.
Bular: ...I suppose I would have to say when I had to kill one of my friends due to my father's wishes. He was a traitor.
Everyone:
Skylar: I don't know what kind of answer I was expecting.
Me: A moment?
Strickler: No. Move on.
Me: Alrighty then. Jim, are you bisexual?
Jim: uh... I don't think so... Never thought about it.
Me: Okay then. Barbara, have you ever cheated in an exam?
Barbara: ...One time. It was one time.
Skylar: ...Are you serious?
Barbara: In highschool.
Skylar: What class?
Barbara: History.
Strickler: Barbara?!
Barbara: I was really bad at remembering all the dates.
Skylar: ...But history. If you know your history, then you know the mistakes to avoid. And knowing the battle tactics is a huge win. I can't count all the times I used one of those. They work so well, of course I put my own twist on them, but you have to admire the genius behind the strategy.
Jim: Look what you've done...
Draal: When have we ever went in with a plan?
Skylar: I always have a plan. How else would everything always work out in our favor?
Claire: I mean, sometimes I know we have a plan, but I was pretty sure we were just winging it more than half the time...
Skylar: As much as I would love that amount of luck to exist, we are most definitely not that lucky. Sometimes, sure. All the time, definitely not.
Jim: She makes a good point.
Bular: how many questions are left?
Me: Technically one, and then the last statement is just a warning for me. Not a bad warning, just a warning to their book, which I am extremely thankful for.
Bular: Just ask the question.
Me: Right. Final question goes to... Drum roll please.
Everyone:
Me: ...Jim!
Jim: Just do it.
Me: Who was your first celebrity crush?
Jim: Scarlett Johansson.
Skylar: Concise and to the point...
Me: Wow.
Jim: Ironically, I'm not even embarrassed. That was mild compared to other questions.
Bular: Now we can leave?
Me: ...Sure. Anyways. Bye for now my dear readers, and as always, have a fantastic morning/afternoon/evening/night!
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