Snow on the Beach // Tyrion L...

By rissarosewrites

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Jon and Jill Snow are in for a wild ride when they get summoned to the beaches of dragonstone. ❄️ "Weird bu... More

1. Captivated
2. Hopeless
3. Shameless
4. Unburden Her
5. Risk
6. Smile
7. Killers
8. Challenge
9. Trap
10. Vulnerable
11. Adore
12. Dastard
13. Broke Her Too
14. Gone
15. Bye Snow
16. Mouse, Cheese, Snap
17. Kings and Queens
18. La Di Da
19. Miss Me
20. Eaten and Burned
21. Midnights
22. Dracarys
23. Beautiful Beasts
24. Best Chance
25. Beyond
26. Last Life
27. Next Time
29. Sounds Like Goodbye
30. Eternity
31. Poetic Justice
32. I'M A SNOW
33. Bloodline
34. Tell Them
35. Love Back
36. Killer
37. Take You Down With Me
38. Punishment
39. Long Live

28. Vicious

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'How many people live here? In kings landing?''

"A million perhaps.' Tyrion told him

"That's more people than in the entire north, why would anyone wanna live like that? cramped that way?' Jon asked

'There's more work in the city and brothels are far superior.' Tyrion told him. 'Not that I go there anymore.' He added glancing back at Jill. 

"Course not." Jill agreed. "You have been running for your life and kissing a dragons ass." Jill turned to Jon. "But I suppose the ass kissing has transferred to you, dear brother." Jon nearly choked on his tongue. "Ships... wonderful for travel, not so noise cancelling."

"Excuse me... I'm just..." Jon choked out as he walked faster a few paces. Jill laughed out, making him blush. 

"I seem to recall us having a similar journey." Tyrion remarked softly. 

"Yes."" Jill agreed. "But Jon is so easy to mess with." 

'Letting the dragons roam free around the city will be a problem' Mormont said

'I always thought it was a funny joke an arena for children to play fight is now the most dangerous place on the earth.' Tyrion remarked as they made their way to Cersei.

'I think it still is'

'Welcome lords and ladies, your friends arrived before you,' Bronn pointed the Brienne of tarth, representative from Winterfell. 'I've been sent to bring you all to the meeting.' Bronn said, the Dothraki men went ahead.

'Pleasant surprise and an unpleasant situation' tyrion told Podrick

'It's nice to see you my Lord.' Podrick said

"I see you are supporting the enemy though' Tyrion joked.

"Is he though?" Jill mused. "I myself am still trying to figure that out." 

"Jilly." Tyrion mused. 

"You did. You had a fucking Jilly Jamboree while I was fending for my life." Jill declared. "Inconsiderate." He grabbed tight to her hand as she smiled down at him. 

'I am glad you are alive' podrick told him.

'Come on you can suck his magic cock later.' Bronn told him 'Snowflake-"

"Stop now, or I kill you before the dragons." Jill informed him. 

'Yes thank you Bronn, your comments are always appreciated.' Tyrion told him.

'What's in there?' one of the guards asked Sandor as he stood closest to the cage.

'Don't fucking touch it!' sandor snapped.

'I thought you were dead' brienne of tarth said coming up to Sandor.

'Not yet you came pretty close though.' He informed her gruffly.

'I was only trying to protect her.' Brienne said looking to sandor he seemed more broken than previously somehow.

'You and me both'

'She is alive, Arya.' Brienne corrected

'Where?' sandor questioned

'Winterfell.'

'Who's protecting her if your here?'

'The only one that needs protecting is the one that gets in her way.' Brienne corrected.

'It won't be me' Sandor told her. he marched away from Brienne.

'Here we are strangers at black waters bay. Strange place for a reunion'

'It is my lord' Podrick agreed.

'I don't think I am anyone's Lord anymore Podrick'

'I'm sure your new queen will be happy to restore your lordship if she makes it to the throne.' Bronn offered.

"If." Jill agreed stubbornly. 

"You don't like her?" Bronn mused. "what a surprise." 

"What's that supposed to mean?" Jill countered. 

"You don't like anyone." Bronn informed her. 

"That's.... That's entirely false." Jill countered. "I like a select few people. A tolerate a few more and want the rest to burn in a fiery inferno." Jill offered sweetly. 

"I don't know how Snowflake hasnt killed you yet." Bronn remarked nodding to Tyrion. 

"He is in the select few I like very much." Jill informed him. 

"Oh you fuck her yet?" Bronn asked bluntly. 

"Bronn!" Tyrion demanded. 

"You should have seen this one, pining after little bitchy Snowflake, for moons. It was almost cute. I thought you had a magical cunt." Bronn remarked. 

"Bronn, stop talking." Tyrion demanded. 

"It was depressing however when I found out he hadnt even kissed you." Bronn finished. Jill stared back at Bronn before a giggle escaped her lips. "You still havent and now shes laughing because she knows what a pathetic loser you are." Bronn declared. 

"You are so very incorrect." Jill informed him simply as she walked forward. 

"Oh, am I?" Bronn asked. 

"Very incorrect." Tyrion agreed. "I wish you would shut up sometimes. We had a good thing, Jill and I and if you just scared her away I will come for your head." Tyrion warned. 

"You would have to be able to reach it first." Bronn mused. 

'Remember my offer Bronn whatever they're paying you I will pay you double.' Tyrion reminded him

'Don't worry about me I'm looking after myself I'm doing just fine.' He told Tyrion.

'You put yourself at risk doing this meeting' Tyrion told him as they walked the long journey to the arena.

'I put yourself at risk, I put your head on the line for this meeting, cersei, she doesn't care about me. however, now thanks to me she got two traitor heads coming right through her door.' Bronn remarked. 'She can chop them off the moment she gets tired all thanks to Bronn of the fucking black water!' Bronn called out 'I'm looking out for myself.' He told tyrion

'It's good to see you again' Tyrion told him

'Yeah you too....' Bronn told him.

'Anyone touches it I will kill you first' Sandor said pointing at the crate that the white walker was trapped in. 

"There is the Sandor I know and everyone else fears." Jill declared smiling back at him. 

"Don't be cute Snow." Sandor mused. 

"Me? Cute? Please... I'm vicious." Jill countered and Sandor chuckled. "Oh yes just the reaction I was going for." Jill agreed staring back at him. "I say vicious and he laughs. He fucking laughs. You hear that Jon? Sandor is not terrified of me." 

"He doesnt know you well enough clearly." Jon agreed. Jill gave sandor a pointed look at she took a seat. 

They made their way to the arena where Cersei and Jaime were not waiting for them. Daenerys was still not seen as everyone else made their way closer to the woman who currently possessed the iron throne... But no one was there when they got to the arena just a few guards and suddenly they were surrounded by the Colosseum. Birds chirped cricket sung everything else in the world was quiet.

'I left this shit city because I did not want to die and I am I gonna die in this shit city' Sandor told tyrion

'What?'

'Well this is your idea all of this is your idea it always seems like theres always some cunt idea there's always a Lannister behind it.' Sandor told him.

'And some cunt Clegane to help see it through.' Tyrion added.

"You two are besties too I see." Jill called over to them. "But really, you both are right." 

"Thank you for the vote of confident Snow." Tyrion remarked sitting beside her. 

"What happens when all this is over?" Jill whispered tipping her head into him. 

"We... fuck the nights away, you get to be Snow on the beach during the day while I assist as hand of the queen and all is right in the world..." Tyrion offered. 

"Sounds like a plan.' Jill agreed and Tyrion couldnt help the smile that appeared on his face. 

Cersei and Jaime and the mountain along with the rest of her guards came out marching towards them and Mabel's fear and panic only increased. The mountain wore a helmet his face completely concealed but he was bigger and larger than any man it was him. Theon grayjoy's uncle was also with them. Sandor stomped up to his brother.

'Remember me?' Sandor asked his brother. 'Yeah you do... You're even fucking uglier than I am now...' sandor stared him down. 'what did they do to you? It doesn't matter, this is not how it ends for you brother. you know who is coming for you, you've always known.' Sandor told him marching away

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