"Ready for more memes! I'm not even going to wait for an answer"
"The answer was going to be no but..." said Clarisse
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"You sure you're not an Amazon"
"Positive"
"Well, we have a spot available if you're interested. I'll even let you keep the boy"
"Hear that, Seaweed Brain? You could be my concubine while I conquer the world with a band of fierce warriors"
*Percy squints* "Is that not what we're doing now?"
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Everyone laughed.
"When was this?" asked Piper
"When we met Hylla" replied Annabeth
"Did she really ask that?" asked Reyna
"Yep" said Percy
"Percabeth at it's finest everyone" said Rachel still laughing a bit
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Piper, Leo, Percy and Jason playing rock, paper, scissors
[Piper plays paper, Jason plays scissors, Percy plays rock and Leo wiggles his fingers]
Leo: Haha, I win.
Jason: What is that?
Leo: That's fire. It beats everything.
Percy: Oh really? Does it beat water balloon? Pop-pssh!
Leo: Well-played, Percy Jackson. Well-played.
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"That's" said Conner
"Genius" said Travis
"Is that what you guys were doing in the dining room before I walked in on the Argo II?" asked Annabeth
"Maybe..." said Leo
"Oh good, I was expecting much worse" replied Annabeth with a look of relief on her face
"Oh my gosh did you say that Will?" asked Annabeth, laughing
"Yeah" replied Will, with Nico laughing into his shoulder remembering the moment "Most of my insults are medical related"
"You're adorable" said Nico to Will after he recovered from his laughing fit
"Solangelo" whispered Jason and Percy while staring straight at the pair with their girlfriends face-palming in the background
"That is offensive" said Leo
"And if I told you Mr. D calls Clarisse by her actual name as well" said Nico
"Even more offensive!!" said Conner
"He calls us the Seals" exclaimed Travis
"It's actually pretty funny" said Katie "Until he calls me Kevin"
"I have never met this guy but he seems annoying" said Magnus
"I disagree he seems cool" said Alex
"Magnus! You don't call one of the Olympians annoying" chided Annabeth
"Says you Princess" said Clarisse
"Speaking of which I have a meme about that"
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Annabeth Chase, age 12: Never say anything bad about the gods ever. Names are powerful
Annabeth Chase, age 18: The gods? They're all pussies. Hey hera. HERA. F**k you.
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"Ah, look at how you've changed" said Thalia "I've raised you well"
"You used to say that?" asked Piper
"She would say it all the time to me" replied Percy
"I mean, 12 year old me thought that I would die if I said something bad" explained Annabeth "Now I have a boyfriend who says things like that on a daily basis, so I just join in"
"Fair" said Alex