Rain:
- [ ] You've spent 5 minutes slamming a McDonald's chicken nugget into a sauce container
- [ ] Turn the car around I don't wanna do this no more
Dew:
- [ ] Ah the smell of nature...it's fucking terrible
- [ ] #WeNeedSomeBrushFires
Aether:
- [ ] If there's three things I hate on this god forsaken earth it's communism, coleslaw, and beaver dams...not always in that exact order might I add
- [ ] Don't smuggly eat a grape at me
Mountain:
- [ ] *in completely pitch black silent room at 1 AM* *leans over and whispers* "do you want a beef stick?"
- [] play hit me baby one more time and I'll hit your shins with the crowbar in the trunk of the car
Swiss:
- [ ] I might not be able to unscrew a water faucet but I can screw your mom
- [ ] Live grenades are a great motivational tool for training
Cirrus:
- [ ] I'm bisexual and I agree with this message
- [ ] You point out a red stain on a serial killers hoodie... obviously it's ketchup that's just common sense
Cumulus:
- [ ] You realize how many hours of work country folk put in to fighting those paddled tailed bastards and you just go and do that and help the enemy
- [ ] Look I'm not saying he's wrong but he's not right either
Sunshine:
- [ ] It's a bit frosty outside and I don't mean the snowman
- [ ] I object your objection to him objecting the objection