[Open on an exterior shot of the Loud House, then fade into Lincoln sleeping in his room. His eyes snap awake]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Today is a big day. Today is the day Lincoln Loud becomes a man." [gets out of bed] "And I am super pumped!" [Cut to Lincoln brushing his hair in the bathroom] "I've always been known as the Man with the Plan, but tonight, I'm gonna take it up a notch. My best friend Clyde and I will be watching the Rip Hardcore Midnight Marathon and getting our official Macho Man badges."
[Flashback to Clyde and Lincoln watching TV in the living room]
Rip Hardcore: "Ooh! Watch my Midnight Marathon! Yeah! Put in promo code: MACHOMAN! All-caps! Watch it! And I will personally send you your Macho Man badge."
[The badge flashes on screen.]
Announcer: "Macho Man badges are not gender-specific. Rip Hardcore isn't just super ripped, he's super woke. And super ripped."
Lincoln: "I am totally getting that Macho Man badge!"
Clyde: "There's nothing cooler than a badge. That's why I wanna join the FBI as a badge-maker."
Lincoln: [looks down his jersey] "Maybe I'll even grow some chest hair."
[Back to the present. The usual Loud House chaos runs rampant in the hallways. Lisa is standing outside the bathroom, really needing to use the toilet. The toilet flushes, and Lincoln steps out of the bathroom as Lisa rushes inside.]
Leni: "Too pink?"
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "When you're the only boy in a family with eleven sisters, you learn two things. Number one: Always put the toilet seat down when you're finished."
[Lisa can be heard screaming as something splashes]
Lisa: "LINCOLN!!"
Lincoln: "My bad!"
Luna: [off-screen] "Where's my lucky guitar pick?"
Lena: [Off-screen] "Is it not in your guitar case?"
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "And number two..."
Lynn: [off-screen] "Hey, Stinkin'!"
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "You gotta reserve your TV time." [heads downstairs]
Lola: [off-screen] "Hops farted again!"
[Lincoln heads downstairs to the couch, where there's a "RESERVED" sign on his sweet spot.]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "I've even staked out my favorite spot on the couch." [Next to his sweet spot is a stained seat. He grabs the seat and flips it, and it's stained on the other side, too] "Guess this one's out of flips." [puts it back] "The only thing left to do is prepare the midnight snacks." [He enters the kitchen to find Lynn Sr. knocked out cold on the floor, snoring, surrounded by ingredients and with the fridge door open] "Ah, the life of a chef. Poor guy works too hard." [tries to wake him up] "Dad? Daad?"
[Suddenly Luan shows up]
Luan: "Step aside, Lincoln. This is a job for my gag flower."
Lincoln: "Does that thing even work?" [Luan fires the flower on Lincoln.] "OK, then."
[Luan prepares to fire the gag flower on Lynn Sr., but finds out it's run out of juice]
Luan: "And now it's out of water."
Lynn Sr.: [groggy] "Where am I? What day is it? Did I miss my half-birthday?"
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "My dad loves his half-birthday."
Lynn Sr.: "Last thing I remember is coming into the kitchen to fix a late-night chocolate cake for my half-birthday, which I love."
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Told ya."
[Flashback to last night. Lynn Sr. is in the kitchen and gathering ingredients to make his half-birthday cake]
Lynn Sr.: "♫ It's my ha-ha-half, birthday, it's my half, birthday, it's my- ♫"
[He closes the fridge door and gets jumpscared by Lucy standing next to him wearing robes and carrying a scythe. He's so shocked he collapses to the ground in fright, dropping his ingredients.]
Lucy: "Hello, Father."
[Back to the present. Lynn Sr. gets up from the floor]
Lynn Sr.: "Lucy scared the ding-dang dickens out of me. But only because it was the middle of the night. She doesn't scare me during the day anymore."
[Unfortunately he's once more jumpscared by Lucy, who is once again standing next to the fridge, and collapses in fright.]
Lucy: "I don't see what's so scary about me." [A high-pitched scream is heard in the background, and it turns out to be Lucy's ringtone] "I'll get that later."
Lynn Sr.: "What were you doing up in the middle of the night, anyway?"
Lucy: "If you must know, I've been up 58 hours straight for my Morticians Club's Three Nights of Fright."
Lynn Sr.: "58 hours?! Lincoln, family meeting whistle."
[Lincoln grabs a whistle and throws it to Lynn Sr., who blows it. The family gathers in the living room, the siblings talking over each other]
Lynn Sr.: "Order! Order!"
Rita: "Zip it, people!" [The siblings quiet down] "Your father said order."
Lynn Sr.: "That I did. Now." [clears throat] "As some of you may have heard-"
Siblings except Lily: [deadpan] "We know. Tomorrow's your half-birthday."
Lily: [joins them] "Day!"
Lynn Sr.: "Tomorrow is my half-birthday, but that's not what this meeting's about. But feel free to mark it on your calendars." [chuckles] "Moving on. Lucy..."
[The other siblings look at Lucy.]
Lucy: "What?"
Lynn Sr.: "...has been up for three days straight, and last night she scared the bejeezus out of me. So, there's gonna be a new rule around here."
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Probably gonna be no more sneaking up on people."
[Lucy slides next to him and jumpscares him]
Lucy: "You think so?"
Lincoln: "You really should start wearing a bell."
Lynn Sr.: "And the new rule is..." [the kids lean forward in anticipation] "Everyone goes to bed before midnight, not one minute later!"
Lincoln: "NOOOO! This isn't fair! It's Lucy's fault! Why should we have to suffer?!"
[The siblings start protesting]
Lynn Sr.: "Order! Order!" [They're not listening] "Don't make me have to count! Here we go! One, two--"
[Rita holds a fist up, and the kids immediately silence.]
Rita: "You did it, honey."
Lynn Sr.: "Sorry I had to be so harsh with them. In this house, it's all for one and one for all."
Rita: "And Lucy's not the first kid to make a mistake."
Lynn Sr.: "Yeah, Mom's right. You've all been responsible for new rules around here."
[Flashback to the parents coming back to the house to find Lola sitting in a massive tub of ice cream]
Lola: "What? You said we could have one bowl of ice cream."
Lynn Sr.: "New rule!"
Rita: "One normal-sized bowl of ice cream! Per kid!"
Lola: "By the way, we're out of mint chip." [continues eating]
[Second flashback of the parents coming back home]
Lynn Sr.: "Really? The whole time?"
Rita: "The whole time."
[Suddenly there's a snake on the coat rack, which hisses at them. Lana is sitting on the couch watching TV and eating popcorn.]
Lana: "Don't worry. El Diablo won't hurt you. I found him in the sewer."
Lynn Sr.: [whispering] "New rule."
Rita: "No bringing home stray pets."
Lana: "Sorry, Mudpie."
[She's talking to a cow she'd also smuggled into the house. Back to the present. The kids are still complaining]
Lynn Sr.: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! This is not up for debate! Effective today, no one stays up past midnight!" [the parents leave the room] "Now I'm gonna clean and repair Vanzilla. I don't wanna do it tomorrow because tomorrow's my, uh, half-"
Siblings: "We know."
Lynn Sr.: "Feel free to mark it on your calendars." [leaves]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "I need to come up with a plan."
[The siblings all leave]
Lola: "This is not fair. I have no time to get ready."
Lana: "Man, that guy's so obsessed with his half-birthday."
[Lincoln gets an idea]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Bingo."
[The siblings are now gathered in Lisa and Lily's room]
Lincoln: "OK, so here's the plan. Tonight at midnight, you guys take Dad out to Jean Juan's French Mex for a half-birthday celebration. I will stay here and watch the Rip Hardcore Midnight Marathon and get my Macho Man Badge."
Lori: "Look, Lincoln, I'm only home from college for two days, and we all have a lot of stuff to do. So if you want us to help you, you're gonna have to help us with our stuff."
Lily: "Yeah."
Lincoln: "What do you need help with?" [The sisters start listing what they need help with, and he slowly takes out his walkie-talkie] "Clyde, got a Code-"
Clyde: "Red?" [suddenly shows up in the house; Lana mouths "What the-?"]
Lincoln: "How did you know that?"
Clyde: "Let's just say I red your mind."
Lincoln: "OK, Clyde and I will help you with your stuff, but we have to get moving because the clock is ticking."
[He takes out a Rip Hardcore clock; it's 1:00 PM]
Rip Hardcore: "Macho!"
Lincoln and Clyde: "Clincoln McCloud! Let's do this!" [they chestbump]
[Clyde is in the younger twins' room]
Lola: "I need you to brush my pageant wigs."
[She hands one over to Clyde; he nervously brushes]
Clyde: "Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy."
Lola: "Good job." [grabs a bag full of wigs] "Here's the rest of them." [dumps them all on the floor] "Oh, there's more."
[She grabs more wigs from her bed and dumps them on the floor. Clyde can only sigh in horror in what he has to deal with.]
[Lincoln and Leni are in her and Lori's room. Leni is wearing a lie detector]
Leni: "Somebody stole my boss's tofu sandwich from the break room at work, and now she wants all of us to take a lie detector test. I need to practice telling the truth. Every time you lie, it buzzes."
Lincoln: "OK, you're not the only sister I have to help. How long will this take?"
Leni: "It'll go really fast!" [The machine buzzes and glows red, meaning she's lying.] "Kinda fast." [Another buzz] "OK, it might take a really long time." [This time, it dings and glows green; she's told the truth] "Just ask me an easy question."
Lincoln: "Am I your favorite brother?"
Leni: "Yes." [buzz]
Lincoln: "Leni, I'm your only brother!"
Leni: "I know, but sometimes you can be a little annoying." [buzz] "Pretty annoying." [buzz] "OK, fine, you're really annoying." [ding]
[Lincoln has a look of worry on his face.]
[Clyde is now in Luan and the older twins' room, where Luan is on her comedy stage]
Luan: "OK, so I need a really funny closing joke for my comedy act. What do you think? Have a great day, and if you're driving home, please take a car."
Clyde: [laughs] "Oh my gosh, that is so funny! Great job, 'kay, bye." [tries to leave]
Luan: "Not so fast. I've got about 50 other options, and you're not leaving until you hear them all." [reads from her jokebook] "Two fish are in a tank, and one of them says, 'How do you drive this thing?' Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!"
[Lincoln and Lori are in the kitchen]
Lori: "Bobby literally sent me the most romantic anniversary text. I tried to send him one, but... I think I need your help."
Lincoln: "I'm sure what you wrote is great."
Lori: [reads from her phone] "'Bobby, I literally love that you never litter. If you literally ever litter, you pick it up later, which is literally not littering. Happy anniversary.'" [beat] "Was that awful?"
Lincoln: "Literally."
[Clyde is in Lynn and Lucy's room, talking to Lynn.]
Lynn: "Tomorrow is my hockey team's championship game, and I need to come up with the perfect motivational speech to, uh..."
Clyde: "Motivate them?"
Lynn: "Yes! See, this is why I need you, Mr... Good-With-Words Guy! Let me give you what I've got so far." [clears throat] "WE GOTTA WIN THIS GAME, YOU SPACE WASTERS!!!"
[The intensity of the speech is enough to knock Clyde on his back.]
[Lisa and Lily's room. Lisa is showing off Todd.]
Lisa: "I'm entering Todd in a robotics competition, and it seems another contestant also has a robot named Todd."
Lincoln: "Why can't he change his robot name?"
Lisa: [sighs] "His Todd was named after his recently-deceased grandfather. Some guys have all the luck."
Lincoln: "So you need me to come up with a new name for Robot Todd?"
Lisa: "Precisely."
Lincoln: "How about Beau?"
Lisa: "No."
Lincoln: "Jamie?"
Lisa: "Lamey. This is a list of names that I don't like." [shows a massive board filled with X'ed out names, then flips it over to show the other side is also full of X'ed out names]
Todd: "WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR HOURS."
[Lincoln sighs.]
[Lana is in the living room and showing Clyde an image of a guinea pig named Truffles who apparently won the world record of leaping 48 cms.]
Lana: "The world record for a guinea pig jump is 48 centimeters." [shows Clyde her guinea pig] "Sprinks here is gonna shatter that record for a full two centimeters. But according to the big shots at Guinness, I need a witness to verify it." [plays music] "FLY, SPRINKS!" [Sprinks doesn't do anything] "Probably just nerves."
[Clyde nervously gives the thumbs-up]
[The older twins are rocking out in theirs and Luan's room. Lincoln comes near their room]
Luna: "Oh, hey, little dude! We're just finishing up this banging track, but it's missing a little sultry, Southern sound, AKA the cowbell. So grab a drumstick, We need some cowbell."
Lena: "Please Little bro."
Lucy: [offscreen] "Lincoln, where are you?"
Lincoln: "I gotta go."
[He enters Lucy and Lynn's room]
Lincoln: "Lucy?" [the door shuts behind him; he looks in her mirror] "Lucy?" [looks behind him, then back in the mirror, and gets jumpscared by Lucy showing up out of nowhere] "AAH!"
Lucy: "Hello, brother."
Lincoln: "Please stop doing that!"
Clyde: "She scared me, too."
[He's also lying on the floor]
Lincoln: "Let's not mention this in our Macho Man applications."
Clyde: "Why don't you just ask your dad if he would change the bedtime rule?"
Lincoln: "He's fixing Vanzilla today. It's not a good time to ask him for stuff."
[Cut to Lynn Sr. outside the house... and he isn't making any progress in fixing Vanzilla]
Lynn Sr.: "I AM NOT A GOOD MECHANIC! I JUST WANTED TO REPLACE THE WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID!"
[Back to Lynn and Lucy's room]
Lucy: "I need to stay up for five more hours to complete my three nights of fright. And though I never admit it to my fellow club members, I'm fading. I need you to keep me awake."
Clyde: "This isn't gonna work, Lincoln. We're running out of time, you have too many sisters."
Lincoln: [gets an idea] "That's it, Clyde! I just had another idea." [to Lucy] "Come with me." [grabs Lucy and drags her out of her room to the twins' and Luan's room. To Luna and Lena] "You both need a cowbell player to go with your blaring solos." [to Lucy] "You need to stay awake." [hands her a cowbell and leaves. Leni is pacing in her room with the lie detector when Lincoln enters with Luan. To Luan] "You need to know if your joke's actually funny." [to Leni] "You need to practice telling the truth." [Cut to Lincoln in the living room with Lana] "You need your guinea pig to set a world record." [Lynn shows up. To Lynn] "You need to practice your motivational speech."
Lynn: "Let's do this!"
Lana: "Yeah!"
[Cut to Lincoln in the kitchen with Lori]
Lincoln: "You need to write your boyfriend a romantic text." [brings Clyde over] "Clyde can help you write it. He's the best at this stuff."
Clyde: "I wouldn't say I'm the best." [clears throat] "Bobby, how lucky am I that in this infinite universe our souls exist in the same place at the same time?"
4 MINUTES LATER
[Clyde is still reciting his romanic text, and Lincoln and Lori are driven to tears.]
Clyde: "Love that is true, love that is real, love that is love."
Lori: "Oh, Clyde, that is literally so perfect!"
Clyde: "My dads and I watch a lot of romantic comedies together. Oh, and if you could run through an airport and read him your text right before he gets on an airplane, that'd be ideal."
[Lori sends the text over.]
Lori: "I did it! I sent the perfect text!"
[Lincoln fist pumps and Clyde salutes back.]
[Luna, Lena and Lucy are rocking out and finish the song]
Luna: "We laid down the perfect track!"
Lena: [Sets down her flute] "I also learned there is such thing as too much flute playing." [Breaths heavily]
Lucy: "I stayed up for 72 hours straight." [collapses from exhaustion]
Lena: "Luce?"
[Luan finishes her comedy material on Leni]
Luan: "I said sprocket, not socket."
Leni: [laughs] "That was a really funny joke." [ding]
Luan: "I wrote a funny closing joke!"
Leni: "I told the truth!"
[Lynn is motivating Sprinks]
Lynn: "You gotta ask yourself one question: How bad do I want it? Now go get it!"
[Sprinks takes the leap and sticks the landing]
Lynn: "YES!"
[Lynn and Lana start jumping for joy]
Lana: "I'm getting in the Guinness Book!"
Lynn: "I wrote the perfect speech!"
Lana: "Yes!"
[They high-five]
[Lola is styling a wig Lincoln is wearing]
Lola: [gasps] "I brushed all my pageant wigs!"
Lincoln: "All that's left to do is come up with a name for Lisa's robot, and then Operation Watch Rip Hardcore and Get My Macho Man Badge While You Guys Take Dad Out For His Half-Birthday is ready to launch with time to spare."
[He takes out the clock, it's 6:35 PM now]
Rip Hardcore: "Macho!"
Lincoln: "I may be a genius, Lola."
Lola: "But what do you think's gonna happen when Dad notices you're not at his party?"
Lincoln: "I didn't think about that. If Dad sees I'm not there, then he's gonna want to come get me. How could I have missed this?" [takes off the wig] "I'm the Man with the Plan, but my plan was flawed. I have to be here to get my Macho Man badge, but I have to be there so Dad doesn't find out I skipped his party."
Lola: "Too bad you can't be two places at once."
Lincoln: "Or can I?" [gets an idea] "The Man with the Plan is back!" [enters Lisa's room] "Lincoln!"
Lisa: "Excuse me?"
Lincoln: [puts the wig on Todd] "We're gonna name your robot Lincoln."
[Lisa and Todd look at each other.]'
[Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet. The Louds have assembled for Lynn Sr.'s half-birthday with Todd disguised as Lincoln.]
Lynn Sr.: "I am having such a good time." [chuckles] "Lynn, how's that beef baguette in a bread bowl?"
Lynn: "Great. Perfect pre-game meal for my hockey championship tomorrow. Carbo load!" [keeps eating]
Rita: "You still need to chew carbs, sweetie."
Lynn: [mouth full] "I do?"
[Meanwhile at the Loud House, Clyde is watching the marathon when Lincoln comes back with the midnight snacks]
Lincoln: "So the Man with the Plan came through again. In 13 minutes, we're going to be official Macho Men."
Clyde: "What happens if your dad notices it's a robot and not you?"
Lincoln: "Why does everyone keep poking holes in my plan? Let's check Lisa's robot cam."
[He opens his laptop showing Jean Juan's from Todd's eyes.]
Lynn Sr.: "How about you, Linc? How's that burger treating you?"
[Cut to Jean Juan's. The sisters nervously glance at Todd.]
Todd: [in Lincoln's voice] "THE MODERN HAMBURGER WAS A RESULT OF THE EMERGENCE OF THE WORKING CLASS AND THE DEMAND FOR MASS-PRODUCED AFFORDABLE FOOD."
[Cut back to Lisa's robot cam. Lynn Sr. starts getting suspicious as the camera zooms in on his face.]
Lincoln: "Oh, no."
[Cut back to Jean Juan's]
Luan: [whispering] "What's going on?"
Lisa: "Sometimes the artificial intelligence mode overrides conversational tones."
[The other sisters glance at Todd, then back at Lynn Sr., worried he might catch on to the ruse. At the Loud House, Lincoln and Clyde lean in closer to the camera. Cut back to Jean Juan's]
Lynn Sr.: "Wow, Linc, you've really been boning up on your meat trivia, huh? Good job, buddy."
[The sisters sigh in relief]
Lori: "Yeah."
Lily: [points at her brother] "Lincoln."
[Cut back to the Loud House. Lincoln and Clyde high-five]
Clyde: "It worked!"
Lincoln: "I never had any doubts." [closes the laptop] "T-minus 10 minutes till the Midnight Marathon. I think I just felt a chest hair come in." [glances down at his chest] "How ya doin'?"
Clyde: [sighs] "I've never felt like more of a man." [timer dings] "My lemon bars are ready." [leaves]
[Back at Jean Juan's. Lynn Sr.'s half-birthday cake has shown up]
Sisters and Rita: "♫ Happy half-birthday to you! ♫"
[Rita ends up belting out the last note and modulating it]
Rita: "You're welcome."
Lynn Sr.: "Here we go." [prepares to blow out the candle]
Todd: [Lincoln's voice] "MAKE SURE NOT TO VERBALIZE YOUR WISH, FATHER. IT IS CONSIDERED TABOO."
Lynn Sr.: "You know what, buddy? I don't need to make a wish, because tonight, all my wishes have come true."
[A waiter refills Leni's cup and turns around to see Lucy standing behind her.]
Lucy: "Diablo sauce?"
[The waiter screams and spills water on Todd, causing him to malfunction.]
Todd: [Lincoln's voice] "PARFAITS--THE MODERN HAMBURGER--HAPPY--" [reverts to original voice] "MEAT TRIVIA."
[He catches fire, much to the others' horror]
Lily: [excited] "Fire!"
[The waiter grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire]
Todd: "FIRE. OW. PAIN. I'M MELTING."
Lynn Sr.: "What is going on here?"
Lynn: "That's not Lincoln, Dad."
Lisa: "It's Todd. I programmed him to have Lincoln's voice."
Lynn Sr.: "What? Well, why?"
[Back at the Loud House, the marathon has begun]
Rip Hardcore: "Ahh! All you hardcore fans, enter the promo code MACHOMAN right now. You'll receive your Macho Man badges in three to five business days, three to five!"
Clyde: "I'm gonna enter the promo code."
Lincoln: "On it."
Rip Hardcore: "It's now or never for your Macho Man dreams to come true!"
[As Lincoln opens his laptop, he hears the sisters confessing his plan.]
Luna: "Lincoln wanted to stay up to watch the Midnight Marathon so that he could get his Macho Man badge." [Cut to Jean Juan's] "He asked us to take you out for your half-birthday."
Lena: "So you wouldn't stop him from staying home."
Leni: "So you wouldn't make him go to bed."
Lynn Sr.: "So the only reason you're all here is to help Lincoln with his scheme."
[The sisters nod]
Lily: "Yeah."
Lynn Sr.: "Well, don't I feel like a fool."
[Back at the Loud House, Lincoln is still watching the camera feed]
Clyde: "Why aren't you filling in your Macho Man code?"
Rip Hardcore: "Last chance to enter the code and get your Macho Man badge!"
Lynn Sr.: "You know, when I was a kid..." [Cut to Jean Juan's] "There was this really popular guy named Jake Strong. And we had the exact same birthday." [Cut to the Loud House, with Lincoln still watching] "And every year, all the neighborhood kids would go to Jake's party..." [Jean Juan's] "And no one would come to mine. And my mom, she tried to entice the kids to come to the party. One year, we even had a miniature pony. But, uh, it didn't work."
Leni: "Nobody came?"
Lynn Sr.: "No. That pony bucked me off and ran straight to Jake's. I think he was attracted to all the music and laughter. Anyway, my mom had this amazing idea. And she decided that instead of trying to compete with Jake, we'd start celebrating my half-birthday. And it worked. All the kids came. And, you know, I just was never happier. And I always dreamed that you guys would throw me a half-birthday party, but I guess some things are too good to be true."
[Lincoln is still watching the footage, getting sentimental himself]
Rip Hardcore: "10, 9..."
Clyde: "Lincoln, 10 seconds or you won't get your badge."
Rip Hardcore: "...6, 5, 4..."
Lincoln: "You know what, Clyde? I don't feel like a Macho Man right now." [closes the laptop]
Rip Hardcore: [grunt] "Get your badge."
[Cut to Jean Juan's]
Lynn Sr.: "I guess I'll just call a cab to take us home since I couldn't fix Vanzilla either."
Rita: "Oh, honey."
Lynn Sr.: "No."
Rita: "I already called a cab."
[Todd comes over and grabs the cake]
Lynn Sr.: "Hey, Todd..."
[Todd slams the cake into Lynn Sr.'s chest, much to the sisters' shock.]
Lily: "I love cake."
[The Louds come back home to the darkened living room. Lincoln turns out the lights to reveal that he and Clyde have decorated the house to celebrate Lynn Sr.'s half-birthday]
Lincoln: "Surprise!"
Lynn Sr.: "Wait, wha-what?"
Sisters: [feigning happiness] "Surprise?"
Lincoln: "It's your surprise half-birthday party. I had to get you out of the house so we could decorate, right, guys?"
Sisters: "Yeah."
Lynn Sr.: "Wait, so that whole story about Lincoln's plan?"
Lincoln: "It was all part of our bigger plan, right, guys?"
Sisters: "Yeah." "Of course."
Lynn Sr.: "Wait, you were all in on this?"
Sisters: "Yeah."
Lori: "It's like you said, Dad. In the Loud House, it is all for one and one for all."
Lincoln: "And..." [gives a knowing smile at Luna and Lena; they takes the hint] "We have another special surprise for you."
Luna: "We wrote you a half-birthday song."
Lynn Sr.: "I don't think this could get any better."
Lucy: "And I'm going to kick it with a little cowbell."
Lynn Sr.: "It just did."
Rita: "My real birthday was just a couple weeks ago, and nobody remembered." [chuckles]
[The twins start rocking out]
Luna: "You know what?"
Sisters: "What?"
Luna: "Let's just rock this thing!" [they cheer] "One, two, three, four!"
[Starts singing]
♫ You thought we didn't listen ♫
Siblings:
♫ Yeah-yeah ♫
Luna:
♫ Listen, you thought wrong ♫
Siblings:
♫ Yeah ♫
Luna:
♫ We've got news for you, Dad ♫
You're not just great,
Luna and Lena:
♫you're rad♫
Luna:
♫ Happy half-birthday ♫
Siblings:
♫ Happy half-birthday ♫
♫ Happy half-birthday to the best dad in the world ♫
♫ Happy half-birthday from your house full of girls ♫
Lincoln and Clyde:
And boys
Siblings:
♫ Whoa-o, whoa-o ♫
♫ Happy half-birthday (happy, happy, yeah), Dad ♫
Luna:
♫ Big fun is our goal ♫
Siblings:
♫ Yeah, yeah ♫
Luna:
That's just how we roll
All:
Hey
Luna:
♫ We hope you like this song ♫
All:
And so you know, you're way cooler than Jake Strong
Happy half-birthday!
Luna:
Yeah!
Lynn Sr.: "Thank you! That was--that was perfect. Where are Leni and Lana?"
Lincoln: "What would a half-birthday be without a big present?"
[Outside the house. Lori is covering Lynn Sr.'s eyes as he approaches his present]
Lynn Sr.: "Please be a pony, please be a pony, please be a pony--" [Lori removes her hand. The gift's Vanzilla, fully fixed by Lana] "Vanzilla! You're beautiful!"
Lana: "She's purring like a kitten." [throws Lynn Sr. the keys]
Lily: "Vanzilla!"
Leni: "And I combined all my ribbons from my ribbon collection to make that pretty bow." [points to a bow on the front]
[Lynn Sr. heads over to his beloved van and hugs it.]
Lynn Sr.: "This is the greatest night of my life. And I am the luckiest dad in the world because I have the best kids ever." [realizes] "Wait, Linc, what about your Midnight Marathon and your Macho Man badge?"
Lincoln: "I don't need a badge from Rip Hardcore to prove that I'm a man, because a real man is a guy who loves his family and always does the right thing."
[Clyde taps Lincoln's shoulder. Luna and Lucy look at each other then Luna looks at her twin and all three begin rocking out.]
Siblings: "Yeah!"
[The family keeps dancing as Lynn Sr. hugs Vanzilla again. The camera pans outward to the taxi the Louds took, with Todd still inside]
Todd: "IT SEEMS THERE REALLY IS NO STRONGER BOND THAN FAMILY."
[The taxi drives off. The credits roll with a reprise of "Happy Half-Birthday". The end.]
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💖✨️🎵Trivia🎵✨️💖
So here's the first chapter for the REALLY LOUD HOUSE
I don't have any new Trivia based on Lena but I couldn't think of anyone to play her so she is gonna be played by Sophia Woodward
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Wolfgang Schaeffer as Lincoln
Jahzir Bruno as Clyde
Eva Carlton as Leni
Sophia Woodward as Luna / Lena
Catherine Ashmore Bradley as Luan
Annaka Fourneret as Lynn
Aubin Bradley as Lucy
Mia Allan as Lana
Ella Allan as Lola
Lexi Janicek as Lisa
Jolie Jenkins as Rita
Brian Stepanek as Lynn Sr.
Featuring roles
Brian Stepanek as Robot Todd (voice)
Guest roles
Lexi DiBenedetto as Lori
August Michael Peterson as Lily
Emily Ford as Lily (uncredited)
Miles Burris as Rip Hardcore
Stunt performers
Dorenda Moore as Waitress
(First chapter done I will be making a loud house Christmas story featuring my oc so stay tuned for that and this one should be easier to update then My Loud House Story as the 2nd episode was just released today REMEMBER TO FIND YOUR OWN PATH XOXO)
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