CAT FACTS
© naijmi , hoyoverse
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ZHONGLI
please give me your phone.
he said, his palm facing upwards,
right in front of [name]s face.
[NAME]
what? no, i dont have to
give you anything.
ZHONGLI
make this easier for both me
and you, and hand me your phone.
[NAME]
or what?
ZHONGLI
im going to stop you from
seeing any of your friends,
restrictions on your phone,
checking up on you after the
clock hits midnight. i can keep
going if youd like.
[NAME]
are you kidding? fine.
[name] put their phone on
zhonglis palm, and walked
away, clearly annoyed.
AJAX
uhh.. zhongli, what are you
gonna do? privacy is very
important, ya know.
ZHONGLI
im well aware, [name] just
seemed stressed in the car. i
saw them texting someone, they
were clearly uncomfortable.
AJAX
okay.. um let me know what
you find. ill talk to [name].
ZHONGLI
alright.
zhongli watched as childe
walked away to [name]s
room.
he did this to protect them..
he was doing the correct thing,
if he asked them; they wouldnt
have said anything. this was the
only way.
zhongli opened the messages app,
his eyes scanning on which chat
to look at first.
def kazuha? whos that?
he thought, tapping on
the chats.
his eyes widen when he
read all of the messages
theyve been sending
each other.
why were they hiding this
from him? did they not
trust him enough? did
ajax know? was he the only
one left in the dark?
zhongli walked up to [name]s
room, opening their door.
ZHONGLI
[name]. who is this "def kazuha"
and why are they threatening you?
[NAME]
person who called you.
ZHONGLI
okay? and why are they
threatening you?
[NAME]
twitter drama. i got with
their crush.. or something.
ZHONGLI
you mean scaramouche?
[NAME]
who else?
AJAX
um.. do you know who
kazuha is, zhongli?
ZHONGLI
no, and i dont care.
ZHONGLI
if i have to, i will end them.
[NAME]
honestly, i feel like thatll be
the best option.
AJAX
i dont think we should kill
anyone.. at the moment..
ZHONGLI
well, if we arent; i dont want
you near that scaramouche
boy ever again.
[NAME]
wait what? hes my boyfriend??
ZHONGLI
and? im doing this to protect you.
[NAME]
zhongli, all hes been doing is
keeping me safe?? i dont think
youre caught up.
ZHONGLI
well thats because you never
fucking tell me anything?
ZHONGLI
why didnt i know about this
twitter shit? why was i excluded
with all of this?
ZHONGLI
you never talk to me anymore.
you're always in your doing god
knows what. you never even say
hi to me. the least you can do is
tell me about all of this.
ZHONGLI
everyone but me knew about
all of this. whys that?
ZHONGLI
im your da— ..brother. you
should be able to talk to me.
silence.
ZHONGLI
ajax, tell scaramouche he
wont be allowed to see
[name] any longer.
AJAX
you mean as in break up?
ZHONGLI
i shouldve reworded that. i
mean, tell him that he isnt
allowed to be near them.
AJAX
..okay.
ZHONGLI
thank you.
zhongli left the room quickly,
shutting the door immediately after.
why was he the only one
who didnt know about this?
[NAME]
oh.
AJAX
im sorry, but hes kind of right.
AJAX
i— i dont mean to make things
worse.. but he has a point. half
of the times you just talk to him
because you need something..
you dont really start a conversation
with him unless its about something
you want.
AJAX
um. so yeah, bye.
what?
―☆―
[ a few days after ]
2:07 am.
you ([name])
hii kunii<33
you
can u pls come over?
you
i miss u a lot 🙁
kuni my love <3
hi [name] <3
kuni my love <3
im sorry, but i cant
kuni my love <3
i dont want you to be hurt
because of me. that would
be my worst nightmare.
you
oh
you
he actually told you?
not sent! resend? [delete?]
you
thats okay!!
you
totally understandable 🫶🏼
you
ill just ask my friends
to come over !
kuni my love <3
[name], im so sorry
kuni my love <3
i really want to see you as
well, i miss you so much
you
that sounds so weird for
you to say..
you
its cute though !
you
i love you <3
kuni my love <3
i love you as well<3
kuni my love <3
keep safe, okay?
you
i willl
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you (scaramouche)
i think i just fucked
up my relationship.
signora
?
signora
wdym?
you
childe sent me a message sayin
that zhongli told [name] that they
camt be near me anymore
signora
what? why?
you
when [name], zhongli, n childe
got in the house, zhongli asked
for [name]s phone. they gave it
to him, and then he looked thru
their shit. he found out that
kazuha has been sending them
death threats, and now he sees
me as a threat to [name].
signora
oh
you
am i really that hard to
love? does everyone who
love me, have do leave?
you
or maybe im the problem.
you
maybe i drive the people
who love me away.
you
why am i like that?
you
i think im unloveable.
signora
calm tf down
signora
tell me what happened
signora
bc i know damn well, [name]
did not break up w you. theyre
too in love w for that to happen
you
we didnt break up
you
its just that they asked me
to come over, and i cant.
you
bc of what zhongli said.
you
i dont wanna risk putting
them in danger either.
you
kazuha is literally ruining
my fucking relationship.
signora
no, im sure they understand, scara
signora
from what ive seen? youve been
doing nothing but keeping them
safe. [name] in danger? no worries,
their knight in shining armour is
already there; protecting them
signora
you guys are literally MADE
for each other, you cannot
tell me otherwise
signora
all lovey dovey n shit, makin
me jealous
signora
i mean come on, i left my
boyfriend back in snezhnaya,
and whats the first thing i
see first thing in the morning?
signora
you guys cuddling.
signora
it was literally the cringiest
shit ive ever seen
you
you dont do that normally
with your boyfriend??
signora
cuddling is weak shit
signora
we're grownups.
signora
ifykyk 🤷♀️
you
gtfo.
signora
anyway, what r u gonna
do abt this???
you
i honestly dont know. i hate
seeing them so.. sad? it puts
me through so much pain
knowing im the reason theyre
sad, ykwim??
signora
mhm
signora
btw, that offer of me buyin u
guys tickets to mond is still
on the table.
you
im rlly thinking about it, but
would [name] want to leave
their friends to be with me?
signora
i mean, its not like they wont
ever see their friends again
signora
theres something called
travelling now!
signora
mond and liyue arent that
far from each other, youve
got nothing to worry abt
you
r u sure??
signora
yeah i am
signora
ill cover your tracks, ill make
it seem like you guys are still
here. dont worry scaramouche,
youll get your ending. you are
not unloveable.
you
thank you, signora
signora
scara sayin the impossible??
you
you literally just ruined
the moment. thanks a lot.
signora
np lmaoo
you
wait um
signora
?
you
[name]s friend is kind of
coming to liyue in about
a week i think
signora
and?
you
what do i do abt that?
you
me n [name] were supposed to
go to the airport to pick them up
you
but i cant.
signora
i can talk to ajax so he
can persuade zhongli?
you
if u can lmao
signora
np lmao
signora
also.. do u want the tickets?
you
yeah.. but what abt
[name]s friend???
signora
u want me to buy another
ticket for them?
you
if u dont mind
you
ill pay u back
signora
please, i dont need your
money. you may make
more than i, but i can still
take care of myself.
you
alr then, wtvr u say
signora
lmk if u need anything else
you
alr ty again
signora
np, you deserve this
―☆―
scaramouche smiled sadly at
his phone screen. he never
realized how much his friends
cared for him.
they ( probably ) did so much
for him already, but he didnt
realize it.
he didnt deserve them. they
deserved so much better than
him. all of them did. including
[name]. especially [name].
he reopened his chats with them,
debating weather he should text
them again or not.
finally, he made up his mind and
decided to drive over to their place.
he walked out from his house and
got in his car.
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☆'' CAT FACTS ! ❜
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note. decided to end the chap short.
lmk if i need to edit some things, i
didnt read thru it to check