*Someone randomly walking in a level and stumbles across a trading area*
(Scarf, thats his name is creative yes)
Scarf: WHA-
Wanderer: WHY HELLO THERE VALUED CUSTOME- I mean helpless wanderer!
Scarf: Im not helpless- >:(
Wanderer: Wanna buy some almond water?
Scarf: ...
Scarf: No-
Wanderer: Well, heres the best-selling almond water! On the house!
Scarf: .
Scarf: Heavens is this?
Wanderer: That's almond water! A natural source of hydration and the only liquid here that is known to be safe!
Scarf: Bro, I hate almond-
Wanderer: It has a good vanilla taste & it is guaranteed to be a good, advisable drink that helps your physical and emotio-
Scarf: Okay, okay- Stop being a weird, weird salesman. Can I-
Wanderer: But wait! You can also use it as poison to other entities! And theres also many flavours like licorice, coconut-
Scarf: AS I WAS TRYING TO SAY, I HAVE A SENSITIVITY OR AN ALLERGY TO CITRIC ACID, WHICH IS FOUND IN THE INGREDIENTS IN ALMOND WATER-
Wanderer: We have other flavours-
Scarf: THATS FOUND IN EVERY FLAVOUR NO MATTER WHAT IT IS-
I love the song bro