Zodiac Signs

Facts of the Day

Aries:
FACT OF THE DAY: it's apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township
Taurus:
FACT OF THE DAY: mashed potatoes were discovered in boston, massachusetts in 1871, when a young chef accidentally stepped on a potato and decided to see what it tasted like
Gemini:
FACT OF THE DAY: no one knows exactly how the dinosaurs went extinct, but one scientist, officialunitedstates, thinks that the reason behind the mass extinction was their size, "They're just too big. They probably fell over a lot, maybe broke their ankles and stuff."
Cancer:
FACT OF THE DAY: you can do it, buddy
Leo:
FACT OF THE DAY: the reason why you can't dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that's it. that's the only reason.
Virgo:
FACT OF THE DAY: anteaters actually never eat ants. ants and anteaters have had an alliance since 1972, and there is no living member of either species that has eaten the other.
Libra:
FACT OF THE DAY: ugg boots come from the ugg tree, native to australia and new zealand. when asked for comment, the ugg tree did not confirm. it cannot talk. it is a tree
Scorpio:
FACT OF THE DAY: you can create homemade apple juice by smashing an apple with a hammer 19 times
Sagittarius:
FACT OF THE DAY: the US military has spent over $15 billion researching the possibility of using snowballs as weapons. Snowball Strike Force Unit goes combat ready within the week
Capricorn:
FACT OF THE DAY: if you are in an elevator descending at exactly 9.80665 m/s2 and you jump, you will remain in the air, essentially floating, for as long as the elevator continues to accelerate downward
FACT OF THE DAY: it is possible to climb lightning, if you can climb incredibly fast and aren't allergic to it
Aquarius:
FACT OF THE DAY: if you never tie your shoes you have over 1.7 years more free time over your lifetime
Pisces:
FACT OF THE DAY: starbursts are made out of moons, not stars