My legs give out slowly while using the remaining strength i have to set down the last box, tight muscles relaxing, like chilled jello
mmm..jello..
and with a loud screech across the floorboard i collapse onto my butt, the sweater i decided to wear slipping off my shoulders, sweat pooling over my exposed skin (whats the point of a tank top if you wear a sweater over it?)
"Uagh.." I manage to breathe out
Im starting to think Vaughn hates me, who in hell would force someone to move into a dorm with someone they hate with a burning passion, well..not as much as Arlo but the point still stands
Is this a new form of harassment?
Instead of dwelling on it i give myself some time to adjust to the aching muscles and lift myself off the ground, walking at snail speed to the shower hoping to wash away the stickiness
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Cecile-- the real shi TM
*Remi-- Equality
*Elaine-- Fukk equality
Blyke--Ass
Isen--Eats ass-> cake stealing rat
Arlo--Daddy👨👦👦
John--Mommy
*Seraphina--Sera
Famil bondung 🏡
11:58am
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Sera: who ths fuvc bought 5 slices of tripple tier chocolate cake.
Sera: i just walked up to the lunch line n the entire thing was CLEARED not eveb a fawking crumb
Mommy: u eat crumbs?
Sera: stfu thats not the point
Sera: i will flip this entire school to find the fucker who committed this HEINOUS crime
Sera: i am not joking.
Mommy: tf is a heinous
Sera: where tf r u lunch is already being handed out
Mommy: ion wanna go to schllllll
Sera:
Mommy: im onmw 😢
Mommy: i was doing smth
Ass: so like..anyways
Ass: it was isen
Eats ass: BROOOOO
Ass: he looks like hes shitting bricks rn
Daddy👨👦👦: Guilt at its finest
Sera changed Eats ass's name to 'Cake stealing rat'
Sera: Isen lock ur doors.
cake stealing rat: SERA--- GODDESS ALMIGHTY GREATES AMAXINESS-- PLEASEEEE
Sera: you forgot mommy, bitch.
Cake stealing rat: ZSSJSNZXXXXXXXXMM
Cake stealing rat: JJJJJJJJJMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAOKAKAKAKA
Ass: HOLY SHKT
Ass: sera jusd sbusted down tge door
Equality: yea, we kinda guessed that by the intense screaming
Ass: how tf did sera even onow where isens dorm is 🤕
Equality:
Equality: ehe..
Fukk equality: this is gonna be a loooong day
Equality: go save ur bf u dumbquack
Ass: IM ALREADY GOING
Ass: WAIT HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
Sera: caught in 4k
Daddy👨👦👦: Thats 8k
Fukk equality: dare i say...16k 😯
Ass: im letting him bleed out 🏃♂️
Equality:
Fukk equality: aw fuk, i cant believe uve done this
Ass:
Mommy: gottem
Cake stealing rat: werent u the same asshole that called arlo rock hard
Mommy: 1. Were u not just dead five seconds ago 2. I will break those budget bargin bin pens.. blend them, and force u to drink them through a paper straw if u ever mention that again
Cake stealing rat: yes mother, sorry mother 😨
Sera: ur rare insults are what drive me to live everyday
Mommy: ❤❤❤❤❤
Mommy: not to be melo dramatic but
Mommy: since u ditched me last week i was forced to eat by MYSELF, staring into the wilderness, sad, depressed, so lonely
:((
Mommy: the birds were the only ones keeping me company
Daddy👨👦👦: you arent a disney princess, im sure they flew away.
Mommy: th.e wild squirrels that found their way onto the roof somehow kept my lonely soul company
Daddy👨👦👦: I've never seen a squirrel on the compound.
Mommy: shut the fuck up im trying to be convincing
Mommy: seraaa :(
Sera: drop ur location biatch were having lunch
Cake stealing rat: gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Ass: slay..?
Fukk equality: im...im kinda proud..
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12:39
Sera: Omg...my heart
Sera: this adorable little bean just came up to me n gave me a slice of cake cause she saw i didnt get one
Ass: gae
Fukk equality: marry her.
Mommy: sera ur gae is showing
Sera: idc im hunting her down for her number 🏃♂️
cake stealing rat: sera stalker arc?
The real shi TM:
Ass: can i PLEASE change my name now?
Mommy: no
Fukk equality: i want to buy a new juice maker but im broke
Cake stealing rat: i feel that
Sera: ill lend u some cash
Fukk equality: really?😢
Ass: yea ofc
Ass: we are pretty much all friends..( minus john.)
Mommy: wow fukk u 🖕
Equality: dont worry elaine ill go steal arlos money and give u :D
Mommy: breaking into houses? Aw hell yea!
Ass: dudes loaded..
Cake stealing rat: fr he casually wears diamnd earings to schl
Sera: he had a gucci belt too, i saw it
Ass: rich ppl have the worst taste
Daddy👨👦👦: Im not letting you guys in.
Mommy: ill just break in 🖕
Daddy👨👦👦: thats illegal??????
Mommy: the law is just a social construct
-Message deleted-
Daddy👨👦👦: Im calling the fucking police.🤦♂️
Mommy: ill kill u while ur takin a shit, nobody'll know who did it
Fukk equality: ...ewww...
Daddy👨👦👦: ..couldnt you have said sleep??
Mommy: everybody knows thats not ehen ur most vulnerable
Cake stealing rat: no hang on, he has a point
Daddy👨👦👦: no he fucking doesnt
Daddy👨👦👦: you know what, fuck this. Ill get you a spare just stop with this bullshit
Cecile: cripple has keys to kings house? Breaking news!
Cake stealing rat : i knew ghey were fuckin'
Sera: todays screenshots r immaculate
Daddy👨👦👦: this makes no sense
Sera: well if u squint a lil..
Daddy👨👦👦:
Daddy👨👦👦: i hate my life
Mommy: you said that 50 times now, dumb fuck
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