𝕱1 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖒!

By DragonracerF1

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Sebastian Vettel made a group chat. More

1 why?
2 carlando.
3 drinking.
4 absent.
5 movies.
6 flat tyre.
7 streaming.
8 cooking.
9 we love kimi.
10 winter testing 2021.
11 gay max.
12 first race, bahrain.
13 hospital.
14 home.
15 drunk max.
16 Imola.
17 it's 3 am!
18 Portugal.
19 bullied lando.
20 sad Charles.
21 monaco.
22 virgin.
23 busted.
24 british carlando date.
25 happy george.
26 summer.
27 break up.
28 rains like always.
29 holland vibes.
30 Shoey.
31 sochi pain.
32 Texas Dan.
33 cooking disaster.
34 checo's dad.
35 Qatar.
36 Saudi Arabia.
37 world champion.
38 weird memes.
39 japanese date.
40 winter break.
41 broken plates.
42 Las Vegas gone wrong.
43 mr. stupid.
44 max lives where?
45 drowned.
46 they doing what?
47 LA date.
48 mama verstappen.
49 kitten...
50 wondering...
51 twitch.
52 morphine.
53 the mexican lover.
54 sleepy.
55 bouncy.
56 bloody kangaroos.
57 Valentine.
58 the tea!
59 kid.
60 a thing.
61 Barcelona.
62 accidental.
63 departure.
64 K-mag is back.
65 Ferrari 1-2!!
Not a chapter.
66 child missing.
67 boss debrief.
68 where did antonio go?
69 sad tifosi. ♥️
70 updating bosses.
71 Kimi announcement.
72 engine failures.
73 excuse me what?
74 scary max.
75 buying ferrari.
76 fight.
78 reasoning.
79 old ladies and messy kids.
80 i am stupid.
81 wait! I am?
82 Danke Seb. ♥️

77 singapore mess.

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Seb:
What the fuck happened this race?

Kimi:
Singapore, that's what happened.

Alex:
I'm not sure what happened.

Charles:
I couldn't pass the stupid red bull.

Checo:
Hey! It was my red bull!

Charles:
Okay I couldn't pass the red bull.

Checo:
That's better, no need to be salty to me.

Nando:
Stupid dnfs.

Dan:
I was fifth!!

Lando:
I choked of laughing when max went straight.

Max:
I had too much downforce which made my car slide and not break. It felt like my front wheels came off the ground.

Lando:
Whatever mate.

Dan:
So you gonna explain to us why you cheated?

Max left the chat.

Kimi:
If it is not true.
He is digging his own grave right now.
It makes him look oddly suspicious.

Charles:
See! He bloody cheated on me!

Dan:
Yep. Like he really did so.

Lando:
Why would he do that to charles?

Charles:
He could have just bloody broken up with me if he didn't love me anymore!

Seb:
I will talk to him.

Alex:
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Checo won??

Checo:
Nah. I'm celebrating with my team.

Nando:
Is Max there?

Checo:
No. I think he left to Japan.

Pierre:
If Max didn't cheat then why isn't he trying to explain that to us??

Yuki:
Do you think we're gonna listen to him?
And believe his story if charles doesn't?

Dan:
Yuki's got a point.

Toni:
Uhm hello! Haven't we seen depressed Max sleeping on our couch and leave in the morning?

Dan:
Yeah but if he did nothing, then why isn't he trying tk make up with Charles??

Charles:
Hello! I'm in this bloody chat too! I can read that!
Besides! I don't fucking want him back!
Anyway why would his sister stay in our house without me knowing?
And leave a mess like that??

Dan:
Did you ask him?

Charles:
What was there to ask!
His sister wasn't there!
He had lipstick on his cheek!
And bloody cleaning up the mess!

Seb:
Any normal person would clean up a mess.

Charles:
He was fucking stuttering and hiding something from me!
He hid underwear behind him.

Dan:
I wouldn't like it either if Toni were to see my sisters underwear.

Toni:
I would be scarred for life. ☠️💀

Charles:
Right.
It hasn't been the first time that i caught him with red lipstick on his face and his sister doesn't even wear red lipstick.

Dan:
Okay, good point.
Only on special occasions.

Seb:
To think of it.
I have never seen his sister wear red lipstick before.

Lando:
I'm gonna kill him.

Kimi:
We don't know his side of the story yet.

Charles:
What side?
That he fucking cheated on me?
I fucking hate him!
I never want to bloody see his face again!

Nando:
You will see him this weekend again.

Charles:
He better fucking leave me alone!
Or i will tell the press what he did!

Seb:
Charles.
That's just mean.

Charles:
I fucking don't care!
That's fucking his problem!

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