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Plane
Tohka's POV
Peace and quiet...
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and I spoke too soon.
"Origami, could you knock that off!" Shido shouts.
"I'm only comforting you, Shido." Origami replies rather immediately.
I was sitting by the carpet aisle. With Shido in the middle and Origami by window. The only good thing about my seat that the real Tohka didn't notice is the easy access to the washroom!
That's right.
"Damn you Itsuka!" I look over to my right across the aisle and saw Tonomachi gritting his teeth as he was emitting a jealous aura.
I spoke to soon. I sigh. These two Japanese anime characters had been at since the before the flight. I've been keeping my sanity up for the since this morning... Even at school when we we're about to leave for the airport.
But NO!
Origami's lust we're beginning to paint all over on Shido. It was annoying and uncomfortable. I bet majority of the boys in the school would envy this sealer. YOU'RE FANTASING IT TOO MUCH!
All I can do right now is groan because these two, mainly Origami are going to make the plane trip uncomfortable.
Dammit even the seats in this DEM fancy plane doesn't have a mini monitor at the back. Well technically its only a four hours flight so why bother needing one?
"Oi," I growl with me facepalming as my eyes met the two, "Could you please keep it off the radar? Origami, you can do that right?"
Origami simply stared while Shido had an exhausted face.
"How will I make progression if I hold back?"
I straighten up from my seat and had a 'WTF' look aiming at her.
"What?" Both Shido and I answer in unison.
FLASH!
A flash of light came out of no where likely I didn't look at it directly which didn't blind me. I turn my face to where it was, as it turns out to be Ellen Mira Mathers taking a picture of us.
She seriously should've been teacher rather than crazy wizard.
I had a deadpanned look while Ellen kept a smile to her face. Shido and Origami we're confuse at first.
"Oh I'm sorry for surprising you," The first rank wizard apologizes, "But you had the perfect expression."
"Um, Okay?" Shido replies.
I stood up from my seat and walk to Ellen.
"Can I see the photo?"
Ellen looked mentally taken back and alerted from my question. But overall she followed through my request and shows the picture she's taken. I couldn't help but chuckle at this. The photo I mean.
Now time to troll her, I've been waiting for this moment.
"WOW!" I stared in amazed, "This is a great shot!"
Ellen look a bit flattered by my comment.
"I ap-appreciate the kind words, Yatogami." It sounded like she was restraining herself from taking my praise.
"Youuu know, it would've been WAAAYYY better if you we're a teacher rather than a business woman, ehh?" I said.
"Wha?" Ellen became slightly astonished as her eyes grew big.
"I mean you're wearing a suit I assume you're a business woman, right Granny Ellen?" I mutter the last part.
After I've said that Ellen's face suddenly turn tomato as she stomp out and heading to her seat. It may have to do with my last comment about her age. Though she looked like she was going to kill someone.
I hear someone sounding a bit amazed. It Tonomachi, I turn around.
"Woah! As expected of Tohka-chan, you're full of surprises!" Tonomachi shouts out his praises on me.
I couldn't help but feel embarrassed. With that done I went back to seat and sucked it up for the duration of the flight.
"Did I hear that right? But did you just call her Granny Ellen?" Shido ask as he seem to have heard the last part.
"Yup, I did," I kept a straight face with a smile to it, "Origami, did she looked like she about half of her age?"
I ask Origami for confirmation due to her extreme analysis and observation on a certain specimen.
Origami looked at me by a brief as she replies with a nod.
I look at Shido again with a proud shit-eating grin.
Shido sighs as he facepalms.
"You know... One day I'm going to lose my head in future because of your antics, Tohka." Shido then relax to his seat as he closes his eyes.
I nervously laugh at his sentence.
"Fore-Shadowing~?" I whisper to him. But he didn't seem to be listening that goes for Origami as she kept looking by the window.
I should rest up until we get there.
Time Skip
Arubi Island Airport
WE'RE HERE!
OH YEAH! Vacation day!
As soon as we landed to Crescent Island's airport each classes we're line up and waited near the entrance. Attendance we're to be taken before everyone proceed to the Inns and lounges.
Not going to lie its been ages since I've experience travelling through plane before.
Can't remember the last time this has happened.
I inhaled and exhaled in a relax way. Then vigorously breathe in through my nose as I turn my head to my close friends.
Shido and Origami... Okay yeah Tonomachi was also with us.
We might probably ditch Origami and Tonomachi when we run into the twins. Tonomachi was now on his phone opening up the dating sim app. Fucking loser. Origami still attempting to make Shido feel good. Not going to comment on that even further.
And finally Shido just struggling in life. Sad.
I simply stood there with a deadpan face. Though my eyes quickly perked up as I saw Ellen a few meters away from where I normally couldn't see here, she was stalking me by the plant vase. Weird.
Has anybody realized how obvious to what's she's doing right now? So much for the Number one wizard being sneaky.
Anyways the guys are starting to attract a lot of attention mainly the two so called couples are.
"Origami please, I need some space here!" Shido sound in agony.
"I am only comforting you, so stay still." The AST soldier replies.
"How does licking on my ear counts as comforting?!"
I had none of it.
"GAAAAHHHHH!" I shout out of frustration in kept of my sanity as I had my hands holding my head. The entire people in the airport including from the school and even Ellen had their eyes focused on me.
I went up to the two and separated them. Then give them a quick slap to the cheek. Only lightly so it shouldn't hurt much. I gave them a short speech on keeping their hands out from each other but Origami was listening while Shido was...
Well a couple chapters ago I did mention about me breaking him.
It turns out he was doing a jack in box middle finger and had it directly pointed at me. He had a weird expression on his face.
"Oh I'm so sorry... I didn't know how this machine works," He sarcastically apologizes.
One of my veins at the top of my forehead were beginning to pop out like hell. As I menacingly stare at Shido.
Mainly our class we're backing away from us except Origami as she sat next to Shido normally.
"SHHIIIIIII.....DOOOOOOO!!" I creek.
He started to bullet sweat.
"Uhh, wait Tohka! Please I'll buy you kinako bread!" He pleded.
I stared at him.
"Denied!" I reply.
"OI! Tonomachi! Help me out here!"
Tonomachi who was amongst the crowd had his phone glued to him. He seemed to be ignoring Shido as he had his eyes focused on his 'girlfriend'.
"Origami?" His voice shaking turning pale.
"As much as I want to intervened, I have don't have enough power to do so... You're on your own," Origami turn her face away from Shido leaving him in shock.
He might be asking himself that there is no way in hell Origami would leave him like this. Well that change was applied by me.
I crack my knuckles.
"Now where were we?"
"Umm... hugs?" Shido says with an awkward smile.
"Better... pain! GGAAAAWWWWWHHHHHHH!!!" I charge towards him.
I had him at a choke lock. Comically.
"SAY YOU'RE SORRY GOD DAMMIT! SAY IT!" I shouted.
"Gah- I-I'm s-sow-wy," His voice was low at the same time struggling.
"LOUDER! I SAID! SAY IT LOUDER!"
Shido couldn't form his words as he was beginning to turn blue. This alerted Ms Okamine rather quickly. What took you so long?
"Oh my goodness, Yatogami-san! release Itsuka-san this instant!" She says furiously.
I stop for a moment and let him go. Leaving him to heavily catching breathe as he was doing so, he still flipped me off.
"Itsuka-san!"
Shido looked away with a scowl.
"Hai,"
I smirk.
"And you too Yatogami-san!" As Ms Okamine she simply grabs her head, "My goodness, when the two of you argues one another, it always ends in violence."
"That's just how we interact with each other," Shido and I said in unison.
"LIKE HELL IT IS!" The entire class shouts.
Leaving both Shido and I nervously chuckle.
In the end, our sibling argument were concluded...
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Or is it?
Timeskip
With our little fight display our class were to now wait for further instruction by our homeroom teacher.
I guess this is where the school trip really begins. As soon as many classes got out of the airport, many of them followed their respective home room teacher.
This being my actual first ever time being at an island I was looking around the scenery mainly the oceans and its palm trees.
Though since I know how it technically played out I notice Ellen had her camera pointed at me as she was hiding by the building edges. Like a stalker would.
Ah geez.
I simply waved at her. She looked alerted and quickly falls back. I sigh.
"This is the first time you've seen the ocean right?" Shido joins in with me as I had my eyes face towards the deep blue waters from the distance.
Technically it isn't but right now yes.
"Yeah, damn!!!! it soooo blueeee!" I starred with awe, "However it is a bit hot out here."
Shido perks up and looks up at the sky as he notice the rise in temperature.
"Oh right, It may have to do with it being the summer season,"
"Go figures," I shrug.
I notice the rest of class 2-4 are already going ahead of us as it seems that we were about to be left behind. Additionally Origami seems to have lost track of where we are as she was looking around for us but proceed with the class. I saw Ellen was amongst the crowd, it look like she was talking to her collegues about summoning Bandersnatches.
"Hey, we should probably keep up. Come on, Tohka!" Shido walks away from where we had our eyes at the ocean.
You know I'm about to do something stupid... I'm pretty I've done many stupid things as Tohka and the people who are probably reading or watching this... You counted how many so far right?
In order for this haremist to meet the ginger twins I must go all out...
I did quick pose similar to a dab but a bit lower.
Shido looked confuse.
"What are you doing?" He ask.
"Now you see me! YEETTT!" I dash to the opposite direction of the class is heading, "NOW YOU DON'T!"
With that I continue to run until I would reach where the Yamai Twins will appear.
"THE FUCK?! OI! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TOHKA?!" Shido shouted as he hip tail behind me.
After about three minutes or so from running... I sense something. Of course I stopped my track so that I could observe my surroundings.
Shido was catching his breathe as he heavily panted.
"W-What h-has got into you T-Tohka?"
"Shh, I sense something,"
If I'm understanding this Ellen's teammates should be monitoring the island and had their target on my head specifically.
Alright time to do my magic.
I held my two fist up in the sky then did the jack in the box middle finger aiming towards the sky. Because I have no idea where that camera is at.
"What are you doing?"
"Shut up right now!" As soon as my middle finger was fully wind up here comes the big one, "OI! GET A LIFE THAN WASTE YOUR PATHETIC LIVES ON ME!"
I laughed hysterically. Following with Shido nervously chuckling then scratching his side.
"Umm, did that even mean anything at all?"
I turn to Shido with a smug.
"Yessir," I gave him a thumbs up.
DEM SHIP {ARBATEL}
Third POV
Inside the ship located in the commanding room, one man leading the ship goes by the name of James A. Paddington.
As he and his crew received a transmission from Ellen. Claiming that the target Princess... Tohka Yatogami is on the island.
The monitor in the commanding then shows a live footage of Tohka arguing with Shido and actually choking comically.
So some surprise some of the crew were chuckling and find it amusing.
"Well, would look at that... Are you positive that this? delinquent is a spirit?" Captain Paddington ask the Number One Wizard with clarification as the footage didn't really appeal at all.
"Don't let her appearance fool you. She could be a spirit. That alone makes her a Class-1 hazard. In addition a pain in my ass."
"Copy that. I'll make sure to be careful, Now about the that Wizard?" Captain Paddington was making sure no interference were to have occur during this retrieval mission. That also includes the likes of Origami Tobiichi.
Ellen responded immediately after a quick glance from where the students are walking.
"I've only met her once, I also had my sunglasses on at the time, so she wouldn't recognize me. With that she should not pose a threat."
"Excellent," Captain Paddington smirks sinisterly, "With that out will be able to capture this spirit a few time to spare."
Ellen had gave the signal to the crew that Tohka has the left the group and is running oddly. With Ellen's explanation to cut of radio signals so that nobody would interfere or even sabotage the mission.
In the Ellen's communicator was cut off as she was ambushed by the Ai, Mai and Mii trios.
With that cut off Captain Paddington was beginning to feel cocky that he could capture a spirit himself.
"Captain! You might want to take a look at this." One of the crew member brought out his attention.
"Huh?"
The monitor shows Tohka doing a jack in box middle finger surprisingly in front of the camera drone. Then the next thing happen will set off the captain even more.
"OI! GET A LIFE THAN WASTE YOUR PATHETIC LIVES ON ME!" She had the most troll smug to have ever been shown.
Captain Paddington grits his teeth out of anger and slam down both of his fist from his chair.
"THAT LITTLE BRAT! I'LL HAVE THE BANDERSNATCHES HUNT HER DOWN! YOU HEAR ME SPIRIT BRAT!!" He shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Umm sir,"
"WHAT?!"
"Uh, Have a look at the weather." A crew member shows the radar, as the weather begins to drastically change. From sunny to a stormy one.
"What is that?" The Captain ask.
Arubi Island
Tohka POV
Out of nowhere the weather suddenly changed as it got all windy. Shido and I had our arm covering our faces to avoid getting hit by objects.
"The wind picked up all of sudden." Shido struggle to block the wind, "If we don't hurry, we'll never catch up to the others! and who's fault was it?!"
"Oh, uhh... hahaha." I nervously chuckle while scratching at the back of my head, "Sorry I thought I saw someone here,"
Shido then looks straight ahead from the path. Though with wind becoming a lot stronger it was actually hard to keep out eyes open.
"It could've been the locals wondering about the noises we were making." He says, "Now which way was the museum, again?"
"Isn't it the opposite direction from where we are?"
Suddenly a big gust of wind came flying towards us, almost knocking us or even worst blowing us away.
Shido grabbed my hand and took me down to safety.
"This weather's just crazy," Shido comments.
"Hey, couldn't you just summon your shield?" I ask.
Shido then realized he could've have just done that. You might ask why not me? Well I did not want to waste any reiryoku for this simply task plus I want Shido to learn to use this kind of power that differs from canon.
Shido held up his left arm.
"Come forth! {SANDALPHON:} SHIELD FORM!"
With one shout of the angel's name his left arm glowed, there it manifested a small shield with a purple jewel in the middle.
Wow, he really can do it.
"Tohka, get behind me!" He orders. I obeyed, "SPIRIT TERRITORY!"
This skills of his allowed him to make a small protective barrier area just like how wizard does it but this feeling is much more powerful than an average wizard.
The sky was beginning to darken. Also that same trash can that hit canon Tohka was bounced off from the territory. Lightning appears by only a glimpse.
Ha! Eat shit trash can!
Anyways as soon as those two lightning flashed. Bam!
Two figures appeared facing each other at the opposite side.
It was them... The Yamai Twins...
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Shido still had his shield up but quickly had his ability cancel out. He looked astonish to see not one but two spirits. I was right behind him but deep down for some reason I couldn't contain my excitement.
"Two?" He ask, with a single drop of sweat to his side.
With that being said the dark stormy that was happening a few minutes ago just flat our vanished into tin air like the twins were the ones that caused it.
Of course they caused that storm!
The one with the slight small boobs name Kaguya had her chuni attitude talk for her.
"Impressive, Yuzuru. kukukuku," A smug painted on her face like she was some kind of protagonist, "I'd expect no less from my counterpart. But today will be your last!"
However the other twin interjects with this. The big booba name Yuzuru counters Kaguya's statement.
"Rebuttal: Yuzuru will defeat Kaguya in this hundredth duel."
"Oh keep dreaming. You'll find out sooner that I am the true Yamai."
"Deny: Yuzuru will survive, Kaguya is not fit to be a true Yamai."
Oh god these twin headed knuckle heads are going to be at it for a while. I tap Shido's shoulder.
"Hmm?"
I gestured his left arm, saying that he needs to un summon before he gets unwanted attention thankfully he understood what I mean. I sigh in relief.
Shido then receive a call from his earpiece.
"Reine?... Yeah she's here and well... Okay," Shido then dug something from his pockets and handed it to me.
It was ear piece.
I then put it on.
"Hello? Can you hear me?"
'Tohka? Good, do you know where you two are?' Reine ask through the ear piece.
"Well about that," Shido couldn't finish his sentences as him and I are witnessing a sibling rivalry.
The Yamai twins still haven't a move against each other which making the suspense very intense right now. It is no joke that these two are crazy powerful. I hate to admit it but I'm a bit weaker than them at this current state.
"Request: Yuzuru requests Kaguya explain what Sturm Lanze is?"
"My Sturm Lanze is beyond the scope of language, simultaneously real and imaginary, visible and invisible. It's an abstract concept created to pierce-" I never would've thought Kaguya was this annoying with her chuni speech.
Yuzuru then finishes her description.
"Summary: So it is in reality, nothing." Yuzuru sends the burn to Kaguya.
Okay I remember Kaguya only say the acronym for what the fuck. This is going to be cingey.
"HUH!? Like, WHAT THE FUCK?!" Kaguya cursed, "It's totally not nothing! You just have zero idea of what it is!"
I did a spit take. THE FUCKKKK????
"Ridicule: LMAO Sturm Lanze," Laugh Yuzuru.
"QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME!" Kaguya starting to boil, "You will feel my wrath for ridiculing me!"
Kaguya readies her attack as she charges towards her first. Yuzuru did the same as she charge with her fist ready at Kaguya.
Shido and I shielded ourselves as this wind up close was annoying as hell.
"Crap, It's too dangerous here!"
"No duh, There going to cause another storm if they clash here!"
As the two charge and collided each other Shido out of some miracle manage to call them out to stop.
"STOP!" He shouts.
Both Yamai stop their fist and had their attention focus on Shido. I use this opportunity to move away from them before getting misunderstood.
Shido turn his face to me and had look of 'Do not leave me here.'
"A human?" Kaguya clarifies herself. Shido turn his gaze back at the two.
"Surprise: I cannot hide it." Yuzuru said.
"Oh umm..." Shido couldn't express any words to this situation.
"Aright you human shrimp, Give us one good reason why you've interrupted our sacred battle!" Kaguya almost sounded threatening there. "Depending on your answer, my... uh?"
Kaguya had a finger under chin as she seems to have forgotten what her weapon name she was going to use.
"Schatten Lanze may have to pierce you!"
Until Yuzuru reminded her. Of course following it with a roast.
"Remark: The name has changed."
"Yeah! Wasn't it called Sturm Lancelot or what ever?" I intervened a glare from Kaguya.
The twins then notice my existence.
"YOU! Don't intervened in this conversation or you'll face the consequences!" She declares, "Also just shut your tongue, Yuzuru!"
"Inquiry: Why should Yuzuru shut up? That girl over there has a point,"
Both twins looks at Shido.
"You know, I cannot simply ignore this humiliation." Kaguya continue to stare at Shido, "So what should we do then?"
Bang, something has come up to the small boob Yamai's chuni mind. Something that will decided their fate along with this harem protagonist brother of mine.
Kaguya turn to her sister with a smug.
"Oi, I have a brilliant plan, Yuzuru."
"Question: what would that be, Kaguya?"
Kaguya then puffs her chest in confidence.
"We have fought numerous times thus far, resulting in twenty-five victories, twenty-five loses, and forty-nine draws... and we were beginning to run out of ways to duel." Kaguya then lifts her right finger, "However, there is one aspect on which we have yet to decide who is surperior."
This perks up Yuzuru more about Kaguya's request challenge.
"Inquiry: Which is?"
Well the answers was right at Shido. As both twins now we're I don't know lusting on him...
Shido begins to bullet sweat and turns to me. Like really.
"H-Hey! T-Tohka! You're not going to leave me here w-with them a-are you?!" He was trembling.
I was beginning to walk away from him...
"OI! TOHKA!" Shido shouts once more.
"I am so sorry, I do not speak Japanese," In a different ascent as I booked up and ran off leaving him with the twins.
Sorry man but you're on your own. For now to the say the least... Okay I wouldn't be a jerk. I walk back to see both twins are now hugging Shido's both arm respectively. I sigh.
Shido wasn't comfortable.
Though both of the twins are still in their astral dress.
"Oi! Ginger twins," This got their attention.
Shido look alarmed by my rude manner.
"You might want to blend in, don't want any unwanted attention to ruin your sacred duel," I notify with them.
In response the twins nodded both of their head and transform to the raizen high uniform.
"Okay let's head back!" I shout. As made our way back to the class, I'm pretty it was at the museum which is at the other side of this island. It was Reine that insrtucted both Shido and I to return to the group along with the two spirits. I look to my back to see Shido still uncomfortable, while the Yamais are happily snuggling both of his arm in a competitive way.
I turn around to face them as I walk backwards the three looked me funny. As I gave them a single response.
"I want to die right now."
Timeskip
Museum
FINALLY WE'RE FUCKING HERE! These twins are driving me insane... Much more insane that time at the plane.
As we were about to enter the museum, Origami by instinct got out to check on us. I call instinct on this one.
I cried as I went to Origami and hug her below her skirt. Since she was the partial the one that doesn't drive insane. I mean on the plane that's Origami.
"GAaahhh, Origami its you! Thank goodness, I was about to go insane because of that so called boyfriend of yours and his two strippers!" I mutter to her.
Surprisingly Origami pat my head but then shifted towards Shido and the Yamai twins. I quickly brush off my comical tears and stood next to her. The rest of the class and Ms Okamine got out to check out the commotion that was happening out here.
Shido then finally notice Origami and greeted with an awkward smile.
"Oh, Hey Origami," Sheepish smile on Shido's face.
However Kaguya started talking.
"Sooooo Shido, don't you think I'm way more attractive than Yuzuru?" She ask.
"Seduction: Please, choose Yuzuru."
The atmosphere became very awkward now as the two attempted to flirt with this man.
"Pstt, Tohka-chan," Tonomachi whisper to me, "What is up with Itsuka here? How did he score two beauties?"
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"I would rather not talk about it..." I will not mention anything to them.
Origami had a deadpan look as she look at Kaguya then Yuzuru, "What gives?"
I facepalm out of stress. This is suppose to be a summer vacation not to become a summer headache.
Timeskip
Lobby
Shido's POV
Now how did I get myself into this. This morning I was being sexually harrased by Origami, following being almost choked to death by Tohka's wrath, now being treated as a prize yet again. Just my luck.
I really have a rotten luck.
Can't this poor Itsuka get a break. A proper one to say the least.
These two had been clinging on me ever since they declare that if either of them seduce me and win my heart and one of them wins.
I look to my front to see Tohka and Reine analyzing our current situation. After Reine seemingly have spoke to Ms Okamine about the two new comer. Let's just hope they get me on the right path. With these chicks...
"Come on now, Shido," Kaguya pesture me, "all you have to do is choose me. If you pledge your loyalty towards I, Kaguya Yamai. I'd gladly let you put both of your precious body and soul around my hands."
"False: No outcome will benefit from choosing Kaguya. Yuzuru trust that you will choose wisely."
The two kept doing whatever with their fingers across my top for some reason. I don't like that in one bit!
I lift my head up to face Reine as she look a bit a distress from this suddenly.
"Good grief, quite a mess you've gotten yourself into," She comments.
"Yeah," I sigh, "Just my luck."
"Bad Luck is just another rejection of God's Blessing, Shido." Tohka added with her arms crossed.
Basically these two are having their final competition and its centered on me. Whoever seduces me first wins is what they implied. I was a prize during the Rinne Utopia fiasco and now I'm a prize yet again.
Suddenly the twins got closer.
"Now come on, Shido. Say it." Kaguya said, "Who is the better woman, me or Yuzuru?"
Both of their boobs are pressing. GAAHHHHH!! I should have asked for training with TOHKA!
"Question: Who is cuter? Yuzuru or Kagu-yuck?" Yuzuru demands for a response from Kaguya's question.
"Excuse me? Did you just insult me?" Kaguya sounded very irritated by her sister's name calling.
"Ignore: Yuzuru is better than Kagu-yuck." Yuzuru repeats.
"Quit it with that!"
I couldn't take it longer.
"HOLD THE PHONE!" I scream.
Which got the twins to back off a little.
"Yeah, seriously you twins are acting like fucking five year olds right now," Tohka said. Though she received a rather aggressive response.
"Would you shut up!/Annoyance: Shut up!" Both the twins raise their palms and aimed it right at the Tohka.
What comes next was a huge gust of wind coming out of their hand which luckily didn't hit majority of the surroundings. Including us.
Though Tohka only smirk and raised her right hand.
SHATTER
A glass shattering was heard cancelling out the wind. She just activated this power called Imagine Breaker. She said it has the power to negate supernatural abilities which is good counter against spirits and wizard who uses mana. This shocked both of the twins.
"What the hell? are you spirit?" Kaguya gaping.
"Astonish: what sort of power was that? Yuzuru has never seen a spirit negating one's power."
Tohka shook her right hand off then shifted back to her serious mode.
"I'll tell you soon, now answer the question what's the point of you two dueling?"
That got twins surprise as it seems that they've forgotten to tell us the full story.
"Oh, right. We haven't told you the full story yet."
"Blunder: It had slipped my mind. Shido, as the judge, has the right to know." Yuruzu then begins explain, "You see, Yuzuru and Kaguya began as one Spirit."
Wait they were one spirit? I guess that explains some context to this. Still though...
Kaguya adds, "Its name was Yamai."
Okay after they gave me the run down, it turns out of these two somehow split into to two and then one day will become one spirit. Sounds like Tohka's fusion... Would that even work?
If they do become one... Either would seize to exist from this world.
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It doesn't feel right. To have one exist and the other disappear. I'll make sure to find a way to give them their own happily ever after.
"Why not fuse together to be one spirit?" Tohka interjects.
Kaguya had a vein pop from her head.
"Grrrrr, That's not how it works! Did your simpleton mind even listen to our story?!" Kaguya then gets up from where she's clinging to me and her face arguing towards Tohka.
Tohka then bash her head to Kaguya as the two we're clashing head.
"I was only trying to help! GIVE ME SOME THANKS WILL YOU!" She roars.
"OH I'LL GIVE YOU THANKS! A THANKS FROM STURM LANZE!" Kaguya counters.
"CAN'T YOU THINK OF A BETTER NAME THAN THAT?!"
Reine them clears her throat as all four of us had our attention towards her.
"Its no use. I'll see if I can contact back to Fraxinus. But it seems the signal is off."
Tohka then backed off from Kaguya. She walks up to Reine to snag the tablet from her hands to confirm herself.
"Well that's just great," She kept tapping. Kaguya went back to sit next to me.
"I have no idea what the issue is. But Tohka and I will look into it." Reine finishes, "Anyways, would you girls come with me for a moment? Catching Shin's heart is harder than you think. I can give you some advice."
CRACK
All of our attention slowly shifted to Tohka as she had her strong grip on the tablet. She looked shaky..
"Hey mom..." Tohka says.
"Yes? What is it Tohka?"
"Please... For the love of god. Don't teach them anything unnecessary." Oh god Reine is the last person I would ever ask for advice. I still remember from that first field test.
Reine had a thumb under her chin.
"No promises."
Kaguya merely had a cocky grin. Doubting that Reine's advice would help their duel.
"Heh, why would I take advice from a lowly human? I don't need your dumb tips to-"
"I wouldn't mind helping just one of you." Reine respond.
The twins looked at each other while I sat there still waiting for their response but in the end they we're convince.
As the two followed Reine leaving Tohka and I at the lobby. I sigh in relief.
"You alright man?" Tohka still on the tablet.
"Tohka, you're right about this summer vacation being total bogus!" I exclaim to my partner in crime.
Timeskip
Tohka's POV
Dinner was the best. Though I did ask some of the server how they were made. Making them at home could be tricky. Actually after I asked that many of the students ask if cooking was some sort of hobby.
I just responded that I'm just good at it.
Not much of a big deal.
With dinner concluded, Shido and I separeted from each other as he was going to take a bath first. I told him, I'm going later.
But the later has pass, time for me to hit the bath. After a long stressful day.
As I make my way down to the bath house I notice the banner for the gender look odd. Wasn't the males one at the right and the female ones on the left? Oh well. I'll just follow what the signs says.
To be honest this is the second time I ever tried going to the bath house.
I went with the female sign on the right since it literally says it.
As I began to strip down, I of course had my towel wrapped around through out this entire session.
Something caught my eye for a moment at one of the baskets. I took peak and notice it was a white polo shirt, gray pants, and some boxers. Following with male shoes. This was Shido's stuff...
Oh boi.
Looks the twin are at it.
With seconds to spare I put away all of his clothes back in the basket. I'll give it back to him once I throw him to the order side. This method would avoid him getting sick.
As my towel was wrapped around my top, I quickly took a quick shower that the bath house provided before dipping in to the actual springs.
Once that is taken care off I slide the door open as in front was the bath itself.
I took a few steps forward and finally was greeted by Shido looking like he was going to pass out and the Yamai twins clinging on his arms.
I stood there while the three stared at me...
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"You girls love to play dirty huh?" I question.
Shido screamed.
I cover both of my ears.
"Dude, shut the hell up!" I shout.
"What are you doing in the men's bathing area!" He lifts a finger and had it point at me.
I gave him a puzzle face. Then I had two of my fingers, pointer and middle aimed at the twins in response. I had my other hand holding my towel, it case it falls.
Shido then look back at the two then figured it out.
"No... You didn't," He says, "You switch the fucking signs?!"
The two smirks. Kaguya took a step and did a chuni pose in response to Shido's question.
"Addedum: We swapped them back after you went in," Yuzuru sneer.
"Kukukuku, of course. How would we be able to continue our sacred duel?" Kaguya with enthusiast.
Shido's face drops then looks at me. I had my arms crossed.
"Don't you think, you're in a death zone pal?" I ask.
Shido was in a state mind as he seems to be deciding whenever to get out now and just try to get to the other side of the bath.
"Maybe you're right Tohka. I'll just pack up and le-"
But luck wasn't on his side as several girls came inside with their towels wrapped around their top. The Ai, Mai, and Mii trios and Origami.
I turn my head to see them coming in. Shido however scream in panic as he hid by a near boulder. I swam over to where he hid as he was tying up his towel below his waist.
"Oh man!" Shido struggles, "Rotten luck!"
"Kamijou!" Shido turns to me as I approach him.
"What is it? Can't you see my life is on the line?"
"Don't worry I got a plan," I said, this brought his hopes up.
I lifted Shido up just at the right level of the boulder and had him aimed at the other side of the bath which is now the men's bath.
"Wait! You're planning to throw me over there?" he ask. I nod. "But hang on, what about my clotttheeeeesss!!!"
I threw him over. In just a few seconds a loud splash was heard at the other side.
"THANK YOU!" Shido shouts, "I THINK YOU BROKE MY NECK OVER HERE!"
"Mission accomplished," I mutter. Luckily for me the girls except the twins didn't notice him at all.
Ah yeah, I'm the best!
Now I should get out and give his clothes back. But before that I gave one last advice to the twins.
"Hey, Yamais," They look at me, "Just give up and try again later..."
The two continue to stare only to stone.
"Tohka-san, where you going?"
"You're already done?"
"That is just so lame!"
The trios having their fun reduced, since I'm getting out. I saw Origami still having her trademark expression. I held up a hand indicating a high five for her.
In response she actually high five my hand.
I smirk.
Alright now time to give Shido's stuff back.
{Warning extreme adult humor!}
Inn Room
So it turns out since I change a bit of canon, the teacher thought it be okay to pair up Shido with me for this sleeping arrangement. It could have been Reine who decided to partner us up. Luckily the Yamai Twins haven't showed up ever since the bath incident.
They may be devising a plan.
Probably my words drilling into them.
Also Origami hasn't interrupted any of this which is good. For now.
I was on my phone just scrolling through some internet memes. Shido just laid there at the futon, moaning in pain.
"Couldn't keep your moaning down, we don't want the entire class to get the wrong idea here," I said.
"Easy for you to say... You have no idea what I had to go through today, and you're also one of them." He says.
I sigh then continue scrolling. Up until suddenly the signal died out on my phone.
"Shit, the signal died... You know most inns doesn't have the best internet. Hey can I use your laptop?" I ask.
Shido does own a laptop since he uses it at school for classwork and for other projects. I actually didn't own one myself.
"Sure... Its right over there by my luggage." Still groaning in pain.
I unpack his luggage and quickly took the laptop and had it set at my futon. I turn it on and open their version of google and...
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
Shido got alerted as he got up from his futon and look at me.
"Wha-What? What's the matter?"
In front of me was... Oh my god...
"Holy shit, there soooo much porn! Damn even hentai!"
"Then why are you looking at my private shit then?!" He angerly ask.
"Private shit? Are you for real? It was wide open!" I said.
Shido still trying to come clean.
"Look I was going to clear them all out before the school trip. It just slip my mind."
I continue to look at his browser page and history. Holy shit...
"Jesus man, what weird type of shit you're on. Rimjob, footjob, sixty-nine?"
"Hey, the second one is any man's dream!"
"Yeah, bet you want to do it with Rinne if you got the chance," Shido flinches as I continue to scroll, "You sick bastard, what with this step sister creampie! and worst of all chicks with dicks?!"
Shido then begins to cry comically.
"Oh my god, I-I h-have a disease man, I need help!"
I slam the floor down.
"There are no chicks with dicks, Shido! Only guys with tits!" I tell him.
He had his hand to his heart.
"Well this is su-such a r-relief, I'm glad I was caught, Tohka! I wanted to be caught," he cried.
"NOW SHIDO! Listen to me! This is a wake up call, You gotta get your 'A' game up for tomorrow! Because you're spiraling out control here!" I don't what this boy has been doing behind the scenes. But now I do.
I gotta my partner up. Homies help homies always.
"A-Alright, alright... Now please stop looking at that shit."
"Dude, I mean it when I said I'm getting your 'A' game up again," I closed the laptop and started walking near the door.
"Fine, I got it done!" He says.
"Good, now lets get rid of this thing." I said.
"But that's my laptop, why can't we just delete the files?" He ask.
"No, no, no that shit could be recovered, we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer." I said.
Shido and I snuck out of the inn and was by the beaches. We didn't have hammers so we both summon {Sandalphon} Katana Form. Shido's had a short version kinda like Kazuma's.
For each swing we the cut the hell out of the laptop. The screen was crack the pieces where everywhere. Even the buttons.
With one swing, the laptop was nice shredded.
"There ya happy?" Shido ask.
I look at the destroyed laptop.
"No, the circuits could also be reconstructed. You gotta burn it." I said.
Shido sighs as he held out his palm his Katana disappeared.
"{Cameal} Create: FIRE!" He shouts.
As the single flame pops out of his palm, It aimed right at the destroyed laptop. With a single contact the laptop has been disintegrated.
In the end we headed back and promise ourselves to never ever discuss about that again. Like ever...
A different room
Ellen's POV
Everything seems to be going according to plan. I smirk. That Tohka Yatogami, she was rather different than an average spirit.
I'll wipe that brat's smug for humiliating me at the plane!
I then receive a call back at the {Arbatel}.
"Yes?... That's correct, everything's one smoothly so far," They then brought out some interesting report. "Hoh? that boy with princess? conjuring spirit powers? I'll look into it... We had some unforeseen obstacles, but we will proceed with the plan tonight... Put the Bandersnatches on standby."
A boy wielding spirit powers? Impossible, I'll have Ike know about this. I scrolled a few on the photos that I've taken involving Princess.
Enjoy your fun because this will be your last.
Tohka POV
"ACHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Ah geez someone is talking about me.
"TOHKA, QUIET DOWN! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" Shido groans.
Asshole!
End of Chapter 26
Hello sorry for being gone, My only excuse for this one was school and difficult in continuing this arc.
Ah geez this chapter has been pretty crazy and hectic. Tohka going insane, Shido getting abused literally for the entire chapter. Yamai Tempest Arc is not easy cupcakes at all! Yamai Twins we're actually hard to do. Mainly Yuzuru.
Anyways, I'll cya in the next chapter! hopefully!