Lu Shijin went to Ci'an Palace and told the Empress Dowager what he saw in the imperial garden about the quarrel between Princess Xian and Shen Guibin for a flower. He laughed directly at the Empress Dowager and scolded Lu Shijin as a ghost elf.
Dinner was also used in Ci'an Palace. After dinner, he played in the Empress Dowager Palace for a while. Lu Shi now estimated that it was time for the emperor to finish the government affairs, so he retreated to the Empress Dowager and set out for Yong'an Palace.
Li Chong avoided him for seven days on the pretext of reciting scriptures and praying for blessings. Finally, seven days have passed, and Lu Shi is not going to let him go.
"Brother Emperor, I'm coming!"
Before Lu Shijin stepped into Yong'an Palace, Li Chong heard his voice in it.
Li Chong sat behind the imperial case, with two brushes on the table. The pen tube was made of purple bamboo, and the tip of the pen was made of good white wolf tail hair. After touching ink, it was lubricated and elastic. Whether it was used for painting or writing, it could not be better.
Li Chong took one of the pens and casually turned in his hand. The wolf pen was brand new, and the tip of the pen was snow-white without any color.
He stared at the tip of the pen, looking unhappy or angry, and didn't know what he was thinking.
There is also a handkerchief made of a mackerel. The material of the mackerel is light and thin, but it is extremely strong. It is rumored that the high-quality mackerel knife can't be broken and burns constantly.
"Brother Emperor, what are you doing?" Lu Shijin came in and greeted Li Chong, and then walked to him carelessly. Seeing that he was holding a brush in his hand but not writing, he asked strangely, "Is there anything special about this? Why do you keep staring at it?
Li Chong looked up at him and hooked his lower lip lightly. "It's nothing special. I've just been thinking about something."
"Oh." Lu Shi didn't think much about it now. He went aside and sat down, picked up the tea brought up by the eunuch and took a sip. "Brother Emperor, fortunately you came out. If you recite the scriptures in Kanghua Hall for a few more days, I will be bored to death."
Li Chong put down his pen and said in a low voice, "Didn't I tell you that you can't say the word 'death'?" This is taboo.
"Oh, I forgot." Lu Shijin smiled and said, "Brother Emperor, do you still want to approve the fold tonight?"
"No, what?" Li Chong looked at him.
Lu Shijin's eyes lit up: "Then let's play games?"
Li Chong put down his pen and said, "What do you want to play?" First of all, I won't play too naive games.
Lu Shijin curled his lips: "What is childish? Brother Emperor, you dislike me, don't you?"
"What nonsense? I have never meant that. Li Chong smiled in his eyes, "I mean games like kicking sandbags and hide-and-seek. If I don't play it, you'd better find a little eunuch to play with you."
"Well," Lu Shijin stood up and forked his waist and turned his head unconvincedly. "Who said he would play this kind of children's game! I'm already an adult. Naturally, I have to play games played by adults!"
Li Chong also stood up, walked to Lu Shijin, looked down at him with great interest, "Oh, right? Yes, I almost forgot that we have grown up now. So what games do adults play?"
Lu Shi turned his eyes and smiled cunningly, "I just learned the drinking order a few days ago. Brother, how about we drink and punch?"
"Oh, how can you still punch?" Li Chong put his hand on Lu Shijin's shoulder and patted, "You have finally learned arithmetic within ten years, haven't you?"
"Who do you look down on!" Lu Shijin clenched his fist and beat the emperor's chest. "It's not good to say arithmetic within a hundred years!" Brother the emperor, just say you dare! I have to drink you down today!"
Li Chong's eyes were deep, and his lips smiled stronger. "Okay, I really haven't had a good drink with you for a long time, but it's boring to drink alone. How about adding a little colorful head?"
"What other colored head do you want to add?" Lu Shi asked today.
Li Chong thought for a moment and said, "If you lose, you can take off another dress besides drinking."
"I thought it was," Lu Shiman waved his hand indifferently. "You and I are both men. What are you afraid of taking off your clothes? OK, take it off!"
Li Chong said to the little eunuch who served next to him, "Take the wine here. Remember to take the bottle of northwest tribute."
Soon the little eunuch brought the plate, a one-foot-high white jade wine pot, two jade cups, and two or three dishes of wine.
Li Chong and Lu Shijin had sat cross-legged on both sides of the kang table. After the wine was served, Li Chong asked the servants to retreat, but he and Lu Shijin were left in the hall.
The charcoal basin under his feet burned very brightly, and the temperature in the room was not low. Lu Shijin's head sweated finely, and his lips were red and white.
Li Chong picked up the wine jug and poured wine glasses with wine, then rolled up his sleeves, raised his eyebrows and said to Lu Shijin, "Let's go?"
"Come on!" Lu Shiqiu boldly rolled up his sleeves and was eager to try.
He thought proudly, thinking that his father was known as the "Little Prince of Boxing", but he had never lost anyone!
Dog Emperor, pretend to be serious. Let's see how I deal with you tonight. Just wait for the chaos after drinking!
Both of them turned their hands behind them, stared at each other's eyes, trying to guess from each other's eyes that he would have a few fingers.
Suddenly, the two of them squinted at the same time, and both of them stretched out a hand from behind like lightning.
Li Chong shouted "six", Lu Shijin shouted "five", and then fixed his eyes at the fingers on the table. The two actually stretched out three fingers at the same time. Naturally, Li Chong, who shouted "six", won.
Li Chong pointed to the glass in front of Lu Shijin and shouted, "Drink!"
I was willing to lose the gambling. Lu Shijin happily raised his glass and drank it all, but he didn't expect that the wine was very spicy. As soon as he entered his throat, it was like a fire, and the degree was definitely not low.
Lu Shijin frowned fiercely, and his wine kept rushing to his mind, which made him dizzy. It took him a long time to slowly.
Lu Shijin gritted his teeth and took a cold breath. When he opened his eyes, he saw Li Chong, who smiled carelessly opposite side, and began to play drums in his heart. Shit, the dog emperor was going to play with him!
"Come again!" Lu Shijin's victorious heart was stimulated and rolled his sleeves up again. "This time I lost to you carelessly. I must have won the next game!"
"Don't worry, you just drank it and haven't taken off your clothes yet." Li Chong laughed and chanted in the tunnel.
Oh, by the way, I almost forgot this.
Lu Shijin blinked. The Dog Emperor wanted to see his joke, but he didn't let him see it!
Lu Shijin untied his belt and threw it on the table. He said without changing his color, "Okay, I'll take it off."
"Just a belt? Is it also clothes?" Li Chong leaned forward and knocked on the table dissatisfiedly.
Lu Shi raised his chin and looked like a rogue. "The belt is also worn on his body. Why can't it be regarded as a dress?" I set the rules, and I'll forget it!"
Li Chong laughed, nodded with approval, and said kindly, "Okay, you can do whatever you want. Come on, go on."
However, after guessing three games in a row, Li Chong tonight seemed to have been patronized by the goddess of luck, and he didn't lose any of them.
Lu Shijin, an unlucky guy, has drunk three glasses of spirits, blushing, and his hot mind is like burning.
Moreover, after he took off sweat towels, handkerchiefs, socks and other things as clothes, there was finally nothing else on his body to make him play a scoundrel, so he had to choose to take off his clothes.
"Take it off?" Li Chong put his elbows on the table and supported his head, so that he could take a good time to measure the land.
Lu Shijin wrinkled his nose, took off his robe and threw it aside: "Take it off. I don't think the robe is wearing a tie of hands and feet, which affects my performance. Come on, brother, emperor, let's continue. Next, I will definitely not win. Pooh, won't lose!"
Lu Shi doesn't believe in evil now. There is no reason why he can keep memorizing it.
Obviously, he proposed to play boxing, but Li Chong didn't drink a glass of wine?
If you say this, do you still want his name as "Little Prince"? You must find the field back!
But sometimes, once a person carries it, he will carry it all the way to the end.
In less than ten rounds, Lu Shijin still drank seven glasses of high-concentration spirits, and only a pair of desecrated trousers was left after taking off his clothes.
If you lose again, only the leggings are left.
In contrast, Li Chong only lost three handfuls. He drank three glasses of wine, and his clothes were still neatly worn.
Lu Shi knew that he regretted it now. He lay down and rolled on the kang and complained, "Wow, Brother, Emperor, you bully people. If you don't play it, don't play it. This game is not fun at all!"
Li Chong laughed and said, "You said you were going to punch. Why did you blame me for coming?" If you lose, you will play scoundrels. You can't let me play with you anymore.
When the wine came up, Lu Shijin was dizzy in his head, lazy, and said weakly, "Then don't you know if you want me?" What's the point of a game that you win alone?
"I didn't let you?" Li Chong said solemnly, "Didn't I leave you a pair of trousers?"
"You!" Lu Shijin felt ruthlessly ridiculed. He sat up and patted the table and flattened his mouth. "The emperor's brother is too bullying. I won't play with you anymore. I'm leaving!"
As he spoke, he picked up the clothes he threw everywhere and put them on it randomly. He went down the kang to wear shoes, but he was dizzy because he drank too much. He stretched out his feet several times and couldn't stick into the shoe tube. He was so angry that Lu Shijin kicked his shoes away directly and shouted aggrievedly, "Even the shoes bully me!"
"It's all like this. Where do you want to go?" Li Chong took the kang table away and pressed the person back.
Lu Shijin couldn't use his strength all over his body, and he was suppressed by Li Chong and couldn't resist. He lay down so quietly and looked at Li Chong sadly.
The wine reddened the young man's narrow tail of his eyes, and his eyes were full of tears, and the candlelight shone, floating with delicate waves.
During the breath, he could smell the faint fragrance of wine. Li Chong felt that he had not drunk much. After smelling the breath of the teenager, everyone was drunk.
"The emperor bullies people. I don't like you anymore." Lu Shijin's voice was soft and glutinous, and his slender eyelashes fanned and itched into the emperor's heart.
Li Chong pinched the teenager's face and said with a shallow smile, "Then I'll compensate you. I'll continue to like me now, okay?"
Hearing that there was compensation, Lu Shijin's eyes lit up again and asked with interest, "What kind of compensation?"
Li Chong lowered his head and whispered in the teenager's ear, "How about I practice with you?"
As soon as Lu Shijin raised, the corners of his mouth stiffened. He immediately shook his head and said, "Not good. My brother drank too much. My brother wants to sleep, but my younger brother doesn't want to practice!"
"No," Li Chong simply rejected and pinched today's ears at the time of landing and falsely criticized. "If you want to practice kung fu well, you can't waste it a day. Today's share must be finished before you can go to bed."
Lu Shisheng said wisely in a hurry, "But I didn't bring my martial arts secrets, and I almost forgot my moves. Why don't you practice it tomorrow?"
What happened to the dog emperor today? No matter how he grinded him before, he was unwilling to "practice skills" with him. Why did he suddenly take the initiative today?
Is it because he is drunk and wants to take the opportunity to wipe the oil? Shit, beast!
Li Chong shook his head gently and said, "It doesn't matter. What I want to teach you today is not the move in your book."
Lu Shijin felt badly, "What do you want to practice?"
Li Chong said gently, "Today, let's practice endurance. Only when you endure hardships can you be the best, and practicing skills is also a truth.
Lu Shijin heard him in the clouds and didn't know what he was going to do.
Li Chong pulled out a veil made of a mackerel, raised Lu Shijin's hands above his head, and wrapped the kerchief around his wrist and tied a knot.
"This... Brother Emperor, why did you tie me up?" Lu Shijin couldn't help opening his eyes slightly, twisting his wrists, and wanted to break free from the velope, but the vela was very tough. Lu Shijin used his strength and couldn't break free.
Li Chong sat on Lu Shijin's lap and suppressed him from letting him move around. He didn't know where he came out of the two purple bamboo wolves he had just seen and turned around in his hand.
Lu Shijin looked at the two pens and naturally had a bad hunch. He swallowed saliva and stammered, "You, you, what do you want to do?"
Li Chong smiled and said nothing. He looked down and looked down at the current expression of landing. As expected, he saw a look of fear in his eyes.
May I ask, a fool who drinks too much just sees two brushes. Why does he feel scared?
The answer is self-evident, so this "fool" must have guessed what he is going to do next, so he is afraid.
"Be good now, don't be afraid, just practice." Li Chong held the brush, pointed the tip of the pen at Lu Shijin's chest, and comforted softly, "Now it's to exercise your endurance. No matter what I do later, you are not allowed to move or make a sound to know?"
Know what? I don't know anything!
Lu Shijin shook his head desperately and said in a pathetic tone, "No, brother the emperor, I don't want to practice. I want to sleep. Please, can you untie me?"
"No, you must practice. Don't make a sound or move, otherwise I will punish you." Li Chong was indifferent, and the tip of the pen had fallen on the target point, which made Lu Shishi shudder.
The senses catalyzed by alcohol are already keen. How can he stand Li Chong's tossing? Lu Shijin felt that the two brushes were not scratched on him, but into his heart.
The feeling of crispyness and numbness is like bugs getting into the body from the skin and penetrating into the limbs along the blood, but they can't grasp, scratch and scratch and scratch. Lu Shijin couldn't help but shed physiological tears in the corners of his eyes.
"Didn't you say don't move?" Li Chong felt Lu Shijin's legs twisted twice, which punitively aggravated his strength. Two heavy strokes were scratched on the teenager's white and flawless skin, and a fine sob uncontrollably broke his throat.
"Don't make a sound. If you don't be obedient, you should be punished." Li Chong held two pens in one hand at the same time and raised them like chopsticks. While enjoying the wonderful expression changes at the time of landing, he was still in the mood to recite poems. "Red beans are born in the South, and a few branches are sent in spring. May you pick more. This thing is the most lovesick. Now, do you remember the poem Wang Youcheng I taught you to recite? Can you tell me?"
Recite poems? At this time, what do you think I still have the intention of retoring poems?
Lu Shijin felt that he was about to be tortured crazy by this man, Dog Emperor, he is really not a thing!
Forget it while he is drunk and takes advantage of it. He actually plays this kind of perverted trick! Is it really stupid to be?!
However, I have to admit that the dog emperor's methods are still clever.
Under the catalysis of alcohol and the stimulation of the brush, Lu Shijin soon showed signs of fire.
The emperor's dark eyes narrowed unhappily as deep as night, "Don't you keep you moving?" It's disobedient."
Lu Shijin defended himself in a low voice, "I didn't move."
The emperor twisted his crotch and asked in a low voice, "So what is moving here?"
Hearing this, Lu Shijin turned his head shyly and buried his face in his arm. He didn't want the dog emperor to be too proud, but Xiaojin betrayed himself without guarding the bottom line!
"I can't stand it to such a little degree. Are you still pestering me to practice martial arts? Say, will you still practice in the future?" Li Chong asked jokingly.
Excited by Li Chong, Lu Shi's anti-bone disease has committed it again.
The dog emperor bullied people too much. How can he be so rampant?
"Practice! I want to practice! I'm going to practice!" Lu Shi shouted loudly to let the dog emperor know that he didn't admit defeat!
"Well, it seems that I still have some backbone today. I underestimated you." Li Chong picked up his pen and slowly twisted his wrist, as if he was describing a plum blossom and outlined the pattern of the flower "understatement". "Then let's continue to practice."
Lu Shijin couldn't stand the excitement of the hairy brush. He closed his eyes and mourned, "Don't brush... Whoo-hoo, it's too itchy. Please, don't use a brush."
"No brush, what do you want?" Li Chong asked in a hoarse voice.
"If... want...be...be..." Lu Shijin doesn't know what he wants. He only knows that if he doesn't have something substantial, he will explode.
"How about this?"
As soon as Li Chong finished speaking, Lu Shi felt that the place repeatedly taken care of by the brush was swept by something slippery.
It seems that the brush is stained with water, but it doesn't seem to be. It's hotter than a brush without temperature, which makes his heart tremble twice.
Although Lu Shijin closed his eyes and didn't see what it was, there was a picture in his mind. When he suddenly, all his blood surged into one place on his body.
Whoo-hoo, the Dog Emperor is so good at playing. He is almost unable to pretend.
Is he going to open his thigh and beg the emperor's brother to turn him?!
Just as Lu Shijin was in a war between heaven and man and hesitated whether to continue to be patient or turn against the dog emperor, Li Chong suddenly stopped his torture to Lu Shijin.
"Okay, that's all for today." Li Chong untied the vene on Lu Shijin's wrist and put his clothes on Lu Shijin. "You haven't got home yet. You have to strengthen your training in the future."
Lu Shijin sat up in a daze and looked at the emperor with a little confused. Is that over? Why don't you continue?
Is that all? Don't you finish everything until you play this?
"What's wrong?" Seeing Lu Shijin's expression as if he had been struck by lightning, Li Chong asked with a smile, "I'm still reluctant to get up. Do you want to continue practicing?" I want to accompany you, but these two pens have gone wrong, and I'm afraid I will hurt you.
"..." Lu Shijin saw the two messy brushes in Li Chong's hand, and his cheeks suddenly caught fire.
Damn dog emperor, this hatred is irreconcilable!
Since that night, Lu Shijin has been trained instead of flirting, Lu Shijin has not dared to flirt with Li Chong as much as before.
Lu Shijin felt that Li Chong had changed his attitude towards him. Previously, he was worried that he was his brother and did not dare to do it.
But now, Li Chong looked at him, not only the love of his brother, but also a kind of hunter looking at his prey, which made Lu Shijin feel that he could not escape.
Time flies, and it's finally the 17th birthday of Lu Shi.
That day, the Empress Dowager announced Lu Shijin's entry into the palace early to celebrate his birthday.
The emperor went down to the morning dynasty and went to the Empress Dowager's Palace. The Empress Dowager ordered the kitchen to make longevity noodles. Just like the mother and son used to spend their birthday in the cold palace, the three of them would eat a bowl of longevity noodles together.
After eating longevity noodles, the Empress Dowager asked her maidservant to take out the gift she prepared for Lu Shijin.
"In a blink of an eye, we are 17 years old today, and we are also adults. This is the birthday gift given to you by your mother. Open it and see if you like it or not."
It was a small wooden box carved with exquisite red sandalwood. Lu Shijin opened it and saw it. There was a pair of jade bracelets in it. Looking at the color, it should be high-quality.
"The queen, the minister is a man. How do you send the jewelry worn by this girl to the minister?" Lu Shi asked puzzledly now.
The Empress Dowager smiled and said, "This pair of jade bracelets was rewarded to the Ai family when the Ai family gave birth to your emperor's brother. At that time, in the cold palace, no matter how difficult life was, the Ai family did not want to take out this pair of jade bracelets for silver. Now I'll give you this pair of jade bracelets. When you get married in the future, I'll give it to your princess.
How can the old man be so good that he mentioned marriage again.
Lu Shijin glanced at the emperor sitting next to him quietly drinking tea, and he calculating.
"Mother, this kind of jade bracelets means a lot to you, but you only give it to your children. When the emperor's brother heard it, you can't say that you are biased." Lu Shijin said happily, "In the past, when I was in the cold palace, there were any good things that we divided equally. Now there are two jade bracelets. It happens that I and I are the emperor's brother one by one!" Brother Emperor, here you are!"
Lu Shijin took out a jade bracelet from the box and handed it to Li Chong. Originally, he didn't know that Li Chong would accept it, but he didn't expect that Li Chong took it without changing his face. He smiled and said to him with a smile, "The world is big. Today, the birthday star is the largest. Since the birthday star says to send me, I am cynic."
Seeing the emperor take away the jade bracelet she gave to her future daughter-in-law, her nose was almost crooked.
But today is Lu Shijin's birthday. No matter what he does, as long as he is happy, the Empress Dowager can only let their brothers fool around.
"Your birthday gift, emperor?" The Empress Dowager stared at her own son and said angrily, "I haven't sent my gift yet. I have received the birthday gift first. Is that how you are your brother?"
Li Chong returned to the Empress Dowager's words, but she kept looking at the land with a smile and said, "Don't worry, my gift has been ready for a long time, but because it's too much to take it, it's in my palace now. When it's late, come back to the palace with me today."
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Today: The perverted brother is so terrible. Can't you go?