There are sometimes where, like everyone, I question my asexuality.
Well, from today on I won't anymore. And I also have a miraculous discover to share with y'all. You may have already guessed it but,
I KNOW HOW SEXUAL ATTRACTION WORKS
Yeah, you understand that.
Turns out that the reason why allos are so obsessed with butts and boobs it's because when they see one that fits their taste, they want to touch it.
Like, when I was told that at first I was like
"wtf, so whenever you go to the beach you want to touch the butts of everyone who passes by?"
"Well, yes"
And I was half-kidding, I didn't expect it to be true.
Guys, I'm shocked. It feels like someone told me the truth of the universe.
Now I can understand all those adds, publicity, songs, etc. who show asses. They actually work on allos.