(Text Convo)
Harry: HELLO
Harry: ARI ARE U THERE
Harry: IK UR THERE
Harry: ACTUALLY I HAVE THE FEELING THAT UR SLEEPING
Harry: sO THEREFORE I AM TALKING TO MYSELF
Harry: ARI!
Harry: wAKE UP BITCH IM TALKING TO MYSELF
Harry: ITS LIKE IM GOING INSANE
Harry: AND NOW IS THAT WHAT U WANT ME TO DO NOW?
Harry: TO GO INSANE?!
I waken to the sound of my phone ringing off like crazy.
I should've known.
It was my best friend, Harry.
Hey My name is Ariana Matthews. They call me Ari for short. I preferred that nickname anyway.
I'm 16 years old and I'm a sophomore in high school.
That's how I met my crazy, annoying friend, Harry.
I mean trust me I do love him but he can be annoying as fuck sometimes. Then again I can too. I bet he feels the same way.
Harry always texts me at the wrong time. I'm either in the middle of watching a marathon on Netflix, doing homework or sleeping. Like when will he ever learn my daily schedule?
(Text convo)
Me: wHat dO yOu WANt u tWAT
Harry: that was very rude young lady!
Me: lmao you just called me a bitch and that's not rude?
Harry: when I said it was funny. THEREFORE, NOT. RUDE.
Me: You keep thinking that👌🏼
Harry: guessing by ur HARSH ATTITUDE, I was right. You were sleeping and I woke u up.
Me: okay fine u guessed it
Harry: knew it. You can't fool me little lady.
Me: Harry...iM ALMOST THE SAMe HiEghT aS yOU
Harry: SO FUCKING WHAT LETS JUST HANG OUT IM DYING OF BOREDOM OVER HERE
Harry: SUSAN IS ALSO PISSING ME OFF. SHe dOESN't knOW HOw tO kNocK On mY dOOR
Susan is Harry's step mom.
I've met her and she's a little uh what's the word? Rude. As. Hell.
Oops my bad that was 3 words.
But whatever it was still true.
I was helping her put away the dishes after having dinner with her at Harry's with her and Harry himself a week ago and she kept yelling at me since I was apparently "putting the dishes in the wrong cabinet"
THEN TELL ME WHERE TO PUT THEM IN A NICE WAY LIKE LITERALLY THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO DO.
(Text Convo)
Me: alright just walk over here then Styles
Harry: kk Matthews
I turned off my phone.
But then it went off again.
Harry: btw have u noticed when u pronounce ur last name it sounds like math? Must suck considering ur failing math😂😂
My face turned red.
Me: at least my last name doesn't make me sound like I'm a middle aged stuck up bitch working at a salon😒
Harry: oUCH