Marinette's funeral
Adrien: Why did it have to be you? Why did it have to be you???
Marinette: WELL IF YOU WANT TO THEN YOU. YEAH YOU LIE DOWN HERE I'LL CRY.
Adrien: Wh- I don't wan-
Marinette: NAAAAH YA WANT TO RIGHT?!
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Alya: Why did you have to die today???
Marinette: I don't know....I DIDN'T PLAN- WHAT AM I A GODDESS?? (author: I mean-) I WASN'T EVEN INFORMED I CAN SCHEDULE DEATHS! IF I KNEW IT COULD'VE BEEN TOMORROW.
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Sabine: Sweetie...why did you die?
Marinette: Why are you asking?? CAUSE I USE MY PHONE A LOT RIGHT-
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Lila: Hi guy. Condolences. Oh, mind if I take out some food-
Marinette: Pfft- take out. WHAT DID YOU ATTEND A BIRTHDAY PARTY?! HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE OUT MY COFFIN AS WELL HUH? DON'T BE SHY. MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE A BED!
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Nino: AH! The lights turned off. This is Marinette isn't it? Marinette don't scare us please-
Marinette: EXCUSE ME IS IT MY FAULT YOU DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRICITY BILLS?!
Hi people I live. I'll try my best to update tue ELR rewrite while staying somewhat close to canon but keep my own lore. Sorry for the year long hiatus. My brain was everywhere but the plot of that book. I still watch MLB. I'll try to update as soon as possible, I promise.