Pairing: Bokuto Koutaro x Kozume Kenma
Warnings: None
Notes: None
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Kuroo: Do you have a crush on anyone?
Kenma: The only crush I have is my crushing anxiety.
Kuroo: And?
Kenma: And Bokuto.
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*Texting*
Kenma: it's cold
Bokuto: you're always cold
Kenma: come to bed and candle me
Bokuto: ...cuddle?
Kenma: no, candle.
Kenma: blow me.
Bokuto: i hate you
Kenma: uh-huh
Bokuto: i'm coming
Kenma: so soon?
Bokuto: i'm going away.
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Bokuto: What are you hiding in your jacket?
Kenma: Nothing.
*Kenma's jacket meows*
Kenma: Drugs.
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*Kenma, talking about the fake plant*: I can't wait till it starts growing fruit.
Kuroo: I'm gonna tell him.
Bokuto: Don't you dare.
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Kenma: I told Bokuto that his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell when he's lying.
Akaashi: What? How?
Kenma: Watch. Bo, do you love me?
*Bokuto covering his ears with his hands*: No.