CAT FACTS
© naijmi , hoyoverse
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[NAME]
kuni? whos that?
SCARAMOUCHE
my sister.
[NAME]
oh, hi kunis sister!
RAIDEN SHOGUN
hello.
SCARAMOUCHE
well? explain.
RAIDEN SHOGUN
right. so um—
RAIDEN SHOGUN
i am the person who has been
sending you death threats,
[name]. and im so so—
[NAME]
wait what?
[NAME]
have we even met before?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
no but—
[NAME]
why would you send death
threats to someone youve
never seen in person?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
thats the thing i would like
to explain..!
SCARAMOUCHE
what? explain how youve been
the one telling kazuha about
our plans? giving him plans?
SCARAMOUCHE
what really is there to explain?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
i understand your reasoning,
but i really need to tell you
guys something.
SCARAMOUCHE
well? what is it?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
he already knows you guys are
going to mondstadt—
[NAME]
are you serious?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
..please let me continue.
SCARAMOUCHE
go on then.
RAIDEN SHOGUN
um.. as i was saying. he knows
that you guys are going to
mondstadt.. and if you guys plan
on going anywhere else.. he'll
somehow know that as well.
SCARAMOUCHE
what? how?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
hes determined to ruin your
life or something. im not too
sure myself how he somehow
knows everything, but he does.
RAIDEN SHOGUN
i think he has a bunch of people
following his orders. im not sure
though. thats just a theory.
SCARAMOUCHE
you do know that you dont
sound convincing, right?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
what? it may not sound like it—
but i really am confessing what
i know! please kunikuzushi—
please believe me.
SCARAMOUCHE
it may be the truth, but im not
sure if i want to trust you.
SCARAMOUCHE
ive told you so many things about
me, thinking that you would be a
trust worthy person. and what?
are you telling him all of it?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
of course not—!
SCARAMOUCHE
get out.
RAIDEN SHOGUN
kunikuzushi— please just listen
to me—!
SCARAMOUCHE
what? what else is there to
explain, raiden?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
kunikuzushi. anywhere you go,
he'll find a away to find you.
SCARAMOUCHE
a restraining order sounds
real hot right now.
RAIDEN SHOGUN
thats a smart idea.. but still
if its not him— it'll be someone
else.. someone you probably
dont know of. someone youll
probably not expect.
SCARAMOUCHE
oh?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
yes..! im so sorry i didnt tell
you sooner, but—
ZHONGLI
you were the one putting my
child in danger?
RAIDEN SHOGUN
what!? you were listening
to all of that!?
[NAME]
he does that often— wait
did you just call me child?
ZHONGLI
please leave my house.
RAIDEN SHOGUN
... alright.. bye kunikuzushi,
[name]. once again, i am so
sorry. i didnt know what—
SCARAMOUCHE
you act as if apologizing will
make this any better.
raiden looked at her brother,
tears welling up in the corners
of her eyes.
raiden stepped away from
the group, closing the door
behind her.
zhongli groaned as he pinched
the bridge of his nose.
ZHONGLI
i cannot believe she was
the one responsible for
this bullshit.
he fluffed his hair as he ran
his fingers through it.
SCARAMOUCHE
..[name] can we please
talk outside?
[NAME]
oh, sure!
[name] leapt from their bed.
taking their boyfriends hand
in theirs and dragging him outside.
once they finally got outside,
[name] closed the door.
[NAME]
soo? what do you wanna
talk about?
SCARAMOUCHE
.. i dont know how to say
this.. but i really think this
is the correct choice.
[NAME]
.. huh?
SCARAMOUCHE
im sorry, but i no longer want
to put you in danger.
[NAME]
wait what?
SCARAMOUCHE
you mean so much to me, [name],
and im so glad you were able to
love me for me. you didnt seem to
mind how dry and mean i was.. you
still continuously talked me even
after kazuha got in our way. as
friends and as lovers.
[NAME]
oh.
SCARAMOUCHE
we're made for each other, but
i just dont want to see you get
hurt because of me.
[NAME]
no, its fine. its completely
understandable, lets keep
in touch though, yeah?
SCARAMOUCHE
of course.
he said with a small smile.
[name] said goodbye and
walked to the direction of
their house.
soulmates that were met at
the wrong time, i guess?
i really am unlovable. i drive
everyone who loves me away,
they always leave me. i will
never experienced of feeling
love anymore.
you fucking won kazuha.
although, i really wish we couldve
stayed happy together.
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[name] walked inside the
house, tears in their eyes.
ajax noticed their quiet behaviour
and immediately walked up to them.
CHILDE
[name]? wheres scaramouche?
a— are you crying!?
CHILDE
whats wrong!?
[name] sniffled and
wiped their tears away.
[NAME]
nothing.. um— me and
kuni broke up—
CHILDE
WHAT?
[NAME]
nonono—! look, its for the
best! he doesnt want to put
me im danger, and ill agree
with whatever he has to say.
CHILDE
are you sure..? you guys can
always date in secret.
[NAME]
no. its for the best.
CHILDE
.. alright.
im so glad i met you, kunikuzushi.
to think all of this started with
cat facts.
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