Discord kittens
Mason
So get this right
I go to the shop with my niece
She manages to get lost
I get to call for her over the intercom
Trent
Your niece got lost, and you are excited over the intercom
Hana
Mason i expected better from you
Mason
Hana you act like you haven't gotten excited over that, when you have literally called Trent over that thing, just because he made you mad and you ran away from him
Jude
That sounds very much like Hana
Jadon
The best part was that she was like "my useless boyfriend Trent, who can't even buy me chocolate please come to the front"
Ellie
She has done something similar to Amelia
Trent
Of course she has done that
Amelia
And she laughed through the whole thing
Jude
I think we are friends with a psychopath
Trent
I wouldn't be surprised
Hana
Trent you very well know that I'm not a psycho
Trent
Do i do?
Hana
Yes!
Trent
I mean you literally told us that arson is hot..
Amelia
Okay maybe enough of fighting
Mason
Yeah I think you guys should calm down
Ellie
Guys I'm going on a date
Hana
YOU WHAT?
Amelia
I feel like this is something you tell your roommates in person
Ellie
It's not like you guys are home
Hana
Hm.. that's true
Tammy
Ellie? I thought we were good friends?!
Jadon
"Friends"
Mason
Not now jadon
Tammy
Yes friends, because yk people can be only friends
Trent
How does he look, what he does for a living?!
Ellie
He's like an average height, got curly hair. I don't know where he works
Mason
Anything else?
Ellie
I guess he's like American
Reece
He sounds familiar
Mason
Omg I'm not alone
Ellie
What?!
Reece
Kidding
Ellie
Phew i thought I was going out with a footballer or some shit
Hana
Where is he taking you
Ellie
This one Italian place, it's very lowkey
Mason
Reece?
Reece
He sounds a lot like Christian
Tammy
Now that you mention it...
Ellie
Who?!
Mason
Christian Pulisic
Amelia
She's now googling him
Hana
I'm actually scared that it's him
Ellie
It's not him
Reece
Thank God
Tammy
Nah but imagine if it was him
It would be actually hilarious
Trent
On that note
What you guys doing
Mason
Chilly is forcing me to shop
Like for what reason do i need food
Hana
With friends
Amelia
What friends?
Hana
Not your business
Tammy
I'm with friends too
Amelia
Walking
Jadon
Hanging with erling
Jude
...
Jadon
What? You got a problem?
Jude
No no
I'm hanging out with Karim, Gio and nico
Jadon
Fine by me
Jude
Ok i didn't even ask for your approval
Reece
Anyyywayyysss
I'm losing Mario Cart to Lauren
Trent
Not even surprised
Reece
What is that supposed to mean?
Trent
Nothing, nothing at all
Mason
Why does one need a kg of flour
Hana
To bake?
Trent
Hana were talking about mase, he doesn't know how to bake
Hana
Hm... True true
Mason
That's mean
Hana
Is it really?
Trent
I don't think so
Tammy
Omg the friend that I'm hanging out with just burned cookies
Hana
What a loser
Tammy
I know right
Hana
Who would be so dumb to do that
Trent
Mason
Hana
Ha very true
Mason
What the fuck
Hana
Sorry...
Mason
She's not
Trent
She's definitely is not sorry
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Let's not talk about today's game...
I had to endure skysports commentary. I hate my life.
Anyways this game didn't happen.