Will:I Decided to show You guys how I once Trained Rookies and Recruits and I did it by doing a reference and Yelling at them Vulgarly!
Echo Already Covered Baby Wyatt's Ears for this,So he won't have to hear this.
(Y/n):Let's see how bad it is.
Meggy:It can't be that bad.
The sun was shining as recruits were all lined up with Will in front of them giving them his 'motivational' speech.
Will:I put in an order to My Chief to send me a shitload of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines and instead,all I got was you cupcake cock-clowns and a side order of fuck-nuggets.
Mario:
Will:Oh,You think it's funny?How would You like It if I made you Exercise?
Mario(Smg4):Oh no.
Will:With Only Water Breaks!
Mario:
Asta:that's not So Hard.
Mario looks At Asta Before saying.....
Mario:You Disgust Me.
Will:I can tell at a glance at least 50% of you are cock-suckers and the other 50% are cock-suckers who've never been told to believe in themselves.
(Y/n):Will,What the Fuck is wrong with you,Man?!
Will:You want Intense Training,You get Intense Verbal Punishment!
Subaru:You Are a psychopath.
Will:Well,Screw you too.
Tari:It does seem Rude.
Will:
Boopkins:Uh,Actually,I Care-
Will Shot Boopkins With a gun and that Sent him flying and Dead on the ground but don't worry,He's got Smg4 Logic.
(Y/n):What the hell,Will?
Will:Like i said,Nobody Cares
Bailey:Oh yeah?
Everyone turned to see Bailey Back in her Eri Form but that's Not all,She Was.....
OH SHIT,SHE'S PACKING HEAT!
Will:Baby with a gun!
She Began chasing and Attempting to Shoot Will as Everyone Took Cover From The Bullets While The (L/n) Family Chased bailey to take the gun away from her.
(F/n):BAILEY!
(M/n):Young lady,You get back here right here.
(S/n):C'mon,Bailey!
(B/n):Put it Down before you hurt Someone unless That Someone Is Will.
Will:HEY!
(Y/n):Or Worse,hurt or Kill Yourself with it!
(T/n):Give Us The Gun Bailey And We can Go back to Watching the Viewing.
The girl Stared At her Family before saying this...
Bailey:on one Condition......
She Looked At will and simply Said This To the God.
Bailey:Show a Happy One.
Will:I can't Guarantee That It's Gonna Be-
She Points To his head Since (Y/n) picked her up to give a Boost causing him to sigh and Say this...
Will:Okay.
Hearing This,She smiles and Reverts Back to Her Original Body.
The group Heads Back to their Seats but bailey Stays in the Lap of her "Big Brother" causing her other Older brothers and Older Sister to chuckle along with their Parents.
Back on the Screen,Will Continued with His Verbal Assault.
Will:I'm gonna shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes,it'll trigger a geological event!You all reek of poverty and animal abuse!Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion,You shit-stains are a collective masterpiece of failure!You cock-gobble and circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night!
Bob:Hey,I resent that!i'm Sexy And Amazing,Why Would i be a Failure?
Shinra:Your A real jerk,Will.
Arthur:He's Also a Moron.
Shinra & Will(Sarcastic):Oh hi there, Kettle. Name's Pot. Have we met?
Will:You signed up to get pounded by the Slythers and probably cried like sissies when you realized they don't actually have dicks!
One of the Rookies grew angry at the mention of the Slythers.
Will:'That's Just Sad If Someone Is Pissed at Slythers but their Still Rookies and They'll Learn More about the Enemy'
Will:Your sensitive pussies cried so many tears, you could float away on a river of douche-canoes. You glitter-toed,cock-wrangling, fairy-tinkle bag of fuck nuggets are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you're getting double fisted by the Solstice Kazics himself!
Everyone(Minus Certain People):'Who's Solstice?'
Will,Echo,(Y/n):'Oh yeah,They Don't Know About THAT Stuff'
Will:I will reorganize the failure that is all your lives! I will fuck-start your soul!
Lotte:I'm afraid to ask But how do you even Do that?
Kaminari:Yeah because it sounds Weird.
Will:I'll make you mongoloid rock-chompin' thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coat hanger abortion! I'm gonna chop off your shriveled balls, put 'em where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a piñata!
Issei:Jesus-OW!
Iris(Fire force):That seems like Overboard.
Will:Hell,I'll make you shit so many bricks,you'll put the Mexicans out of business!
Bowser:
Will:But fear not, 'cause in three years, I will turn you cock-monarchs into fuck masters of Ultimate Protectors against beasts of Chaos.
The viewing ends as the screen goes black.
Everyone relaxes and baby wyatt's ears are Uncovered And they all talk to One But will thinks to himself about something.
Will:'i know What i know About is Top Secret and Only guardians Can Know,Echo Knows Cause Well.....Multiple Reasons And Reader Knows Cause He's Gonna Be A Valor but......should i Tell them,What would Happen if i did?Would they Even think of their lives As the same anymore?Should I really Tell them about...................the Guardians and Our Enemies?'