Jack said "so next up is universe that is...something"
Aizawa asked "why is it something"
Jack said "well...it set somewhere...unearthly...mostly...but not in space...it don't how to explain it and eri kota will have to be put in the kids room"
The scene opens with a voiceover of Uraraka singing "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows".
Uraraka sang "At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness."
"Hey that Uraraka voice"mina said
A human is shown falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.
Uraraka sang "And to find it, how often I've tried."
Uraraka is seen being told off by her father.
Uraraka sang "But my life, is a race. Just a wild goose chase."
Camera pans over to where a figure was pointing at, which shows Hell being circled by angles.
Uraraka sang "And my dreams, have all been denied Why have I always been a failure?"
A shadow of Lucifer looms over a disappointed Uraraka as demonic arms and tentacles cover the screen.
Uraraka sang "What can the reason be? I wonder if the world's to blame."
The Earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it.
Uraraka sang "I wonder if it could be me."
The Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as the camera focuses on the middle Exorcist's face and halo.
"geez thay are creepy looking"kirishima said
Uraraka sang "I'm always chasing rainbows Watching clouds drifting by. "
The scene fades in on graffiti and signs that says "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" can be seen throughout Hell.
Uraraka sang "My schemes are just like all my dreams Ending in the sky. "
Uraraka heads towards the hotel's balcony as she releases fireworks that signals the rest of Hell that the extermination has ended.
Deku said "wait this is hell"
Uraraka sang "Some fellows look and find the sunshine."
A handful of demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear.
Uraraka sang "I always look and find the rain."
An Overlord opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. The camera then proceeds to show a four-eyed Overlord, as well as Lucifer himself hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as her.
Uraraka sang "Some fellows make a winning sometime."
At The Porn Studios, Velvet takes a selfie with Vox whereas Valentino is not amused when he sees that he got a text from his employee.
'Uraraka sang"I never even make a gain Believe me."
Two demons check to see if Franklin is still alive and proceed to head offscreen as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce onto her dead body. Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business.
Uraraka sang "I'm always chasing rainbows.
A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open.
Uraraka sang in tears "Waiting to find a little bluebird In vain."
Uraraka looks back at the Clock Tower as it resets the timer for the next yearly cleanse.
A sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive".
Four-Armed Demon said "Aaaaah! *lands* Ugh. Huh? *checks himself* I'm alive! I'm alive-"
He then gets run over by a taxi driven by Travis which Shigaraki walks out of. Travis snickers.
Travis said "Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!"
Shigaraki pushes his hand through his hair and said "Yeah, yeah, listen. *Fixes his hair more* Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab *makes a gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at him, smiling*. Ya got it?"
Mina said "hey that shigaraki's voice
Bakugo"Ha damn villian dies and get send to hell what he die of being lame"
Jack said "no he die of drug overdose"
Travis said "Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!"
Shigaraki pretends to be offended and said "Ouch! Ooh! *turns back to face him* Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me *looms over Travis and points at him with all his index fingers*, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" *kisses him*, Shnuckums!"
Travis said "*defeatedly* Pack a - puh..."
As Travis angrily drives off, Shigaraki looks behind him to see a vending machine for drugs. He goes for the angel dust and just as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals his drugs.
Feathered Demon said "Yoink!"
Shigaraki said annoyed "Hey!"
Feathered Demon said" Up yours, drag show!"
A boulder proceeds to fall out of the sky, crushing the feathered demon alongside Shigaraki's drugs. Shigaraki gasps.
Shigaraki said "Oh my GOD! *leans in to pick up what's left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look on his face* MY DRUGS! *clenches the cloth angrily and looks up* Damn it!"
A war ship can be seen passing by, destroying its surroundings.
Mina said"wow that is a pretty cool ship"
Kirishima said "but how is piloting that manliy ship"
The camera zooms in on the war ship, revealing Twice and his Clones inside.
TWICE"Everyone yelled
"What with all the villians" bakugo asked
Twice said operating the controls to his ship "Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take-over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! *proceeds to push two levers as his hood flares open* No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!"
Twice Clone #23 said "Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!"
Twice Clone #666 said "Yeah!"
Other Twice Clone said" You really showed them what for! I liked when you *his hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun* shot them with your ray gun! *gets slapped away by Twice*"
Twice Clone #23 said " I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun! *Other Twice Clone pats him*"
Twice: *hood flares open* At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end! *pushes a few buttons* And nothing, *pulls levers towards him* not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from *squeezes an Twice Clone with his tail* my constrictive grasp!
An Twice Clone suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pent's face. Sir Pent proceeds to swat said Twice Clone aside.
Random Twice Clone: Oh boy!
Twice: Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-
Twice is interrupted by a scream coming from offscreen. Sir Pent and two Twice Clones become surprised.
Mina: EDGELORD!
"Wait that's my voice"mina said
Twice: *offended* Pardon?! *looks around angrily and eyes the two Twice Clones behind him* Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! *hisses* Speak up!
The Two Twice Clones: *petrified* That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman.
A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Twice's ship. It then lands right between Sir Pent and the two Twice Clones. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.
Twice: *coughs and hacks*
As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Mina as she prepares another bomb in hand.
Mina: You lookin' for a fight, old man?! *begins to juggle around her cherry bomb* Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I *proceeds to throw and catch the bomb* smash it?!
Mina said "I got to say like what I'm wearing"
A large pipe falls on top of an already dead Twice Clone, crushing him as Sir Pent and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage.
Mina: *grins sadistically* ....More!
Twice: Oh! *hood flares open* You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!
Twice is then backed up by his henchmen of Twice Clones.
The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast.
Midnight: Good afternoon, I'm Midnight.
Aizawa: And I'm Aizawa! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!
"So they do the news"mic said
An image of Twice trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Mina flipping the bird is shown.
Aizawa: Between notable kingpin, Twice, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Mina!
Midnight: That's right, Aizawa! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!
A live clip of Cherri and Twice's clash is shown.
Aizawa: Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?
Midnight: Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail *as she fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee* for that hot spot! *proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail*
Aizawa: *looking over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri* And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! *wiggles eyebrows* Hoohoo!
Midnight: Haha, you are a limpdick jackass Aizawa! Or should I say - *pours scalding hot coffee onto his crotch* no dick?
Everyone of the boys cover there balls in shock
Aizawa: *curls over in pain* Ugh...not again!
all the boys grabed the crotuhes and cringed at what happen
Screen shows a picture of Uraraka as Aizawa can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background.
Midnight: Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break! *crushes her mug in her hand and turns to aizawa who's still in pain* Suck it up, you little bi-!
The news cast cuts off and goes on a commercial break.
The camera pans out from a nearby screen, focusing on Uraraka and her girlfriend as she fixes Uraraka's bow.
Toga: *exhales* Okay! You remember what to say?
Uraraka: *inhales* Yes! Let's do this!
Toga: *in a serious tone* Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you.
"so toga is in hell two"deku asked
Jack said "yes she is"
Uraraka: Come on, Toga! *bends backward* I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know, *grabs and throws a doughnut away* make things sound more exciting! *Gasp* Hooo! What if I si-
Toga: *cutting Uraraka off* -Sing a song about it?
Uraraka: You knew I was gonna say that! *boops Toga on the nose*
Toga: Because I know you *fixes her bow again*. But please don't sing! *shakes Uraraka* This is serious!
Uraraka: Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!
Uraraka stands on the table with Razzle and Dazzle happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.
Toga: But life isn't a musical, hon. *places hands on hips*
Uraraka: Fine. But I have these other ideas of what to say! *starts bouncing a bit as she shows Toga a piece of paper* The highlighted bits are the best part!
Toga: Uh, it's all highlighted. *squints* Is this a drawing...?
Uraraka: Yes! That's the happy ending, see?! *begins to fantasize* Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!
Toga: *pinches the bridge of her nose* I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And *grabs Uraraka to face her* do not sing!
Uraraka: Okay, fiiiine. *in a british accent* I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills! *salutes Toga as she walks over to Midnight*
Uraraka: *normal voice, nervously* Hiii! I'm Uraraka. *tries to go for a handshake*
Midnight: Midnight. *blows out the smoke of her cigarette* I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. *throws away her cigarette* And you can put that away. *gestures to Uraraka's hand* I don't touch the gays. I have standards!
Uraraka: Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya? *turns to look around nervously*
Midnight: Look, my time is money, so I'll keep this short. *proceeds to poke Uraraka* You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment.
A billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled "It's Dahm Good!" can be seen in the background.
Midnight: You might be some royal big shot *fluffs her hair*, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon *does air quotes with her fingers* "princess" wants to advertise.
"wow..midnights a bitch"denki said
Aizawa can be seen shaking his head in disapproval as Midnight boasts about her wealth and influence to Uraraka.
Uraraka: But I-
Midnight: *continues to poke her chest* So don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!
News Staff: And we're live!
Midnight rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck.
Midnight: Welcome back! So, Ochaco!
Uraraka: It's... Uraraka. *smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way*
Midnight: Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about! *tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen*
Uraraka: *looks around as Toga motions her to go on* Well, *clears throat and exhales* as most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.
Midnight spots a slug and stabs it with her pen, the slug's blood bursts all over.
Uraraka: Hell is my home and- *gets slug blood splattered across her cheek which she then wipes off* you are my people. We... we just went through another extermination.
Toga is seen giving Uraraka two thumbs up as Midnight quickly starts to lose interest.
Uraraka: We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given *slams fist on table, waking Midnight up* a chance! *walks up from Midnight's desk* I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? *she walks around the audience* Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? *throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members* Well, I think yes! So that's what this project aims to achieve! *returns to midnight's desk* Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!
Her broadcast is being shown at The Radio Shack, which many other demons are also watching by the streets and everywhere else in Hell.
Uraraka: *starts to lose her confidence* Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily...
Reptile Demon: Ahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks- *tries to hold in his laughter* You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts. *walks out of The Kaiju Klub with his friends*
Uraraka: I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!
The scene cuts back to the demons watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack. A mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching such as Crymini and a handful of others.
Bakugo said "Who is dear looking demon the a shit eating girn in the back"
Jack said with an evil look"are you sure wanna know"
Bakugo said "on second thourght I don't care anymore"
the dekusquad thourght "why did say it like that"
Cameraman: *snickers* Stupid bitch.
Toga: *punches the cameraman square in the face*
Uraraka: *looks around, saddened* Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you.
Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted that Uraraka's about to sing and that she may need their back-up vocals.
Toga: *facepalms* Oh no...
Uraraka snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Uraraka, Razzle and Dazzle start performing on. Meanwhile, back at The Radio Shack, Deku and his shadow can be seen tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.
Uraraka: ♫ I have a dream, I'm here to tell! / *walks away from the piano as two news staff look at each other* About a wonderful fantastic new *takes out a drawing of The Happy Hotel* hotel! ♫
Uraraka: ♫ Yes, it's one-of-a-kind! Right here in Hell, catering to a specific clientele *boops Dazzle's nose*. ♫
Razzle and Dazzle: ♫ Oooh ooh ooh~ ♫
Midnight is in shock as Aizawa looks around, confused.
Uraraka: ♫ Inside of every demon is a rainbow *throws her arm around the necks of two bird demons*! Inside every sinner is a shiny smile *passes through a hellhound's tail*! Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac *dodges all the hatchets being aimed at her* is a jolly, happy cupcake-loving child *hands the masked demon a sparkling cupcake and pats his head*! ♫
Uraraka: ♫ We can turn them 'round! *turns to Midnight and Aizawa* They'll be Heaven-bound! With just a little time, down at The Happy Hotel! *camera pans to the audience where Toga stands with a worried expression* ♫
Uraraka: ♫ So all you junkies *takes out syringe from a doll demon's head*, freaks *takes a pic with a Siamese twin demon in its cage*, and weirdos *fends off a several-eyed blob demon*. Creepers *stares at a snail demon out the window*, fuck-ups *boops a couch demon on the nose*, crooks and zeroes *returns the stolen money to charity*, and down-fallen superheroes *throws her hands behind the necks of two supervillain demons*, help is here! ♫
Uraraka: ♫ All of you cretins *dips her hair into the water by the pier*, sluts *holds out a pair of panties in disgust*, and losers *calls her rival a loser*, sexual deviants *backs away from the sex offenders*, and boozers *turns to face a depressed demon*, and prescription drug abusers *throws away the drugs a blue demon is taking into a burning trash can*, need not fear!
Uraraka: ♫ Forever again *A demon lands on a wheelchair and is pushed by Razzle towards Uraraka and Dazzle*, we'll cure your sin *shows the demon her chart*! We'll make you well *Dazzle injects a happiness syrum into the patient*, you'll feel so swell! Right here in Hell *turns to her full demonic form*, at the Happy Hotel! ♫
Razzle continues to aggressively play the piano.
Uraraka: ♫ *slides over to Killjoy's right* There'll be no more fire, *slides over to Trench's left* and no more screams. Just puppy dog kisses *holds a dog close to her face*, and cotton candy dreams *holds out a cotton candy*, and puffy-wuffy clouds *cuddles both the dog and cotton candy*, you're gonna be like "Wow!" *camera pans out showing the clouds forming the word "Wow!"* Once you check in with me *shows a check-in chart*! ♫
Toga is seen with both her hands covering her face.
Uraraka: ♫ So all your cartoon porn addictions *confiscates a neckbeard demon's cartoon porn magazine*, vegan rants *confiscates a vegan demon's Hellphone and takes a selfie with it*, psychic predictions *confiscates the spell books and crystal ball of a psychic demon*, ancient Roman crucifixions *avoids running into a crucified demon and knocks over two other crucified demons*, end right here *throws away all the confiscated items off a cliff*! ♫
Uraraka: ♫ All you monsters *clenches the hands of two monstruous demons*, thieves and crazies *points finger guns over a dog demon trying to steal baguettes from an insect demon whose hood flares open*, cannibals *tempts the cannibals with a severed arm on a plate*, and crying babies *looks at a possum mother and her rabid babies, annoyed*, frothing mouths that's full of rabies filled with cheer *pulls a hellhound with rabies close to her*! ♫
Uraraka: ♫ You'll be complete *completes a puzzle demon as the camera pans out*! It'll be so neat *a wrecking ball demon destroys the puzzle demon as Uraraka gives two thumbs up*! Our service can't be beat *in her doorman uniform*! You'll be on easy street, yes *hugs three demons which include Mimzy*! Life will be sweet *turns to her demonic form* at The Happy Hotel *twirls happily in flames as she jumps up, revealing a land made of candies and sweets behind her*! Yeah! ♫
Uraraka ends the song, rather exhausted as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief.
jiro said "they was pretty good"
Cartoon Demon: Wow!*turns to his demonic form*...That was shit!
Jiro said "shut up you cartoonish freak"
Everyone in the audience including Midnight and Aizawa begin to laugh at Uraraka. Uraraka looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested
Blue Flame Demon: *deadpan* Boo.
bakugo said "hah he didn't care enought to give a good enough boo"
Midnight: What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?! *continues to laugh*
Uraraka: Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!
Midnight: *feigns shock* Oh? And who might that be?
Uraraka: *tries to look smug and confident* Oh, just someone named... Shigaraki!
Aizawa: The porn star?
Midnight: *turns to him menacingly* You fucking would, Aizawa! *turns back to Uraraka* In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube *motions doing a handjob*.
Uraraka: Oh, I beg to differ! *begins to count on her fingers* He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now.
News Staff: *offscreen* Breaking News!
Midnight shoves Uraraka off her desk.
Midnight: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.
The live feed shows Shigaraki stepping on an Twice Clone and throwing a grenade over at Twice with visible laughter in the background as Uraraka stares at the screen in defeat.
Uraraka: Oh, shit.
Shigaraki in the background: I'm a bad person!
Midnight: "Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than *feigns a gasp* porn actor, Shigaraki! *turns to Uraraka as she shakes her fist* What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid right now.
Midnight and Aizawa proceed to laugh at Uraraka.
Midnight and Aizawa: *does Jazz hands* Ratings!
Uraraka: *stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view* Don't look at this!
Midnight: Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. *looms over Uraraka* Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure? *everyone in room excluding Uraraka start bursting into laughter*
Uraraka: *tries to think of a comeback* Yeah, well... *looks around* How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! *grabs Midnight's ball pen* ...Bitch!
Everybody instantly stops laughing while Midnight and Aizawa give her the death stare
Uraraka: *nervously* Ehehe... *puts pen back down* oops.
Aizawa runs off set
Midight's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Uraraka from the shadows.
Purplish red smoke transitions into Shigaraki and Mina fighting Twice Clones.
Mina: Heyyy, thanks for the backup, Shiggy!
Mina said "what we're freinds in this"
Shigaraki: Hahaha!
Mina: *Fires rocket launcher*
Shigaraki: You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages! *puts hands behind his head*
Mina: *launching another cherry bomb* Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.
Shigaraki: *lighting a bomb and handing it to her* Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.
They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field.
Shigaraki: *Continues to shoot down Twice Clones with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson* Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine. *steps on a broken tile, launching an Twice Clone airborne and shoots him from behind as he sighs again* These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!
Mina: *in disbelief, smiling* Holy shit!
Shigaraki: *looks at the leftover smudge on his finger* Well, sorta clean. *destroys an incoming Twice Clone* Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder! *gets chained and thrown aside by Twice*
Shigaraki: Ohh~, harder, daddy! *raises left eye brow*
The Hole thearter Just went silent after that line while Jack just started to laugh
Twice: *taking it seriously as he gasps* Son?!
Shigaraki lowers eyebrow as Mina kicks Twice to the side.
Twice: *hood flares open* Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle! *adjusts tie*
Mina: Or the side that ain't dead! *decapitates an Twice Clone*
Shigaraki: *stands up and removes the chains restricting him* Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?
"Good question" Jack said
Twice: Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?
Shigaraki: Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom
A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Twice as an Twice Clone acknowledges the roast.
Twice Clone: *cups hands* Oooooh! *gets pebble thrown at him by Twice*
"I'm with that twice clone on that way" mina said
Twice: *enraged* I'm going to blow you to bitssss!
Shigaraki: *eyes him up and down* Hm, kinky!
Jack try to hold back his laughter
Twice: Oh, not like that! *hood flares open as a sign that says Pussy can be seen pointing at him in the background* Pervert! *knocks over an Twice Clone*
Shigaraki notices an Twice Clone with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri to the side out of fear.
Shigaraki gets tangled up in all the tentacles
Twice: Not so cocky now, are we?!
Shigaraki: *unamused* Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole *limbs gets pulled on as Twice reveals a drill which jump starts* TIME! *reveals his third pair of arms carrying a gun* And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just *pulls out M1928* sad! *shoots it at Twice*
Mina said"wait did he grow them arms"
Mina: So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?
Shigaraki: Eh, *retracts his third set of arms* what's one little brawl gonna cause?
Uraraka and Midnight can be seen trying to duking it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Aizawa entering the scene, covered in flames.
Aizawa: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!
Aozawa asked "okay...how...just how"
Mina: Glad you haven't changed! *slugs him on the arm* You know you're my favorite guy to party with!
Shigaraki: You know it, sugar tits!
Mina: *takes out one last bomb* You ready to finish this?
Shigaraki: *places drum in Thompson* Born ready, baby!
"Looks like the climax of the fight is about to begin" bakugo said
Shigaraki and Mina pounce onto Twice and his army as they prepare to clash, Uraraka and Mina are still at each other's throats screaming, Aizawa is still on fire, screaming in agony. The camera shows all the characters present, screaming as the scene turns silent
The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Uraraka can be seen hugging her knees and looking out the window when her jacket is ruined after Midnight attacked her, while Toga sits next to her, glaring furiously at Shigaraki.
Uraraka: *sighs*
Toga: *eye twitches*
Shigaraki can be seen amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly.
Toga: *scrunches up her face*
Shigaraki: *taking notice* ...What?
Toga: "What?", "WHAT?!" What were you DOING?! *rips off her hair*
Shigaraki: *sighs* I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? *air quotes* Helping friends with stuff? *rolls eyes*
Toga: Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!
Shigaraki: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! *Inhales* It wasn't that bad, anyway. *proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller*
Toga throws a folded pocket knife at the window roller.
Shigaraki: Aw, come on! I had to! *brushes back hair* My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona! *suggestively pushes up chest floof*
Toga: Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! *gestures at Uraraka* Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke! *combusts*
Shigaraki: *scoffs* No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! *camera pans to Uraraka* And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! *camera focuses back on him* Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! *starts looking around the limousine* This thing have any liquor?
Toga: Can you please just try to take this seriously?
Shigaraki: *flicks off a dust bunny* Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby! *snaps finger at her while smiling*
Toga: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!
Shigaraki: *groans* Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!
Toga: *returns to sit next to Uraraka as she crosses her arms* I'm gonna kill 'em.
Shigaraki: Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it *folds arms confidently*.
Toga: *angrily, as she grits her teeth* ¡Con una mierda malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake you bastard son of-!)
Shigaraki: Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! *looks out the limousine window, smirking* You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here! *laughing*
Toga: You're one to talk. *smiles in a smug fashion*
Shigaraki: Hey! *motions to his body* This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, *pushes up chest fluff and takes out a letter* and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!
(Takes letter from in between his boobs and reveals it to Toga that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Shigaraki" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Shigaraki body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic".)
Toga: Grrr...
Uraraka: That was really uncool, y'know, Shigaraki.
Toga: "Uncool"? After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! *looks toward Shigaraki* All thanks to *points at him* you and your selfish bullshit!
Shigaraki: Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?
Toga: *motions "What do you think?"*
Shigaraki: *snaps finger* Ah, well shucks.
Uraraka: Hey, come on. *takes off ruined jacket* We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Toga. *puts a hand on Toga's left shoulder* I-it'll be okay!
Toga: *smiles at Uraraka*
(The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment.)
Toga: *throws herself on the couch, facing the wall* Ugh!
Shigaraki *rummages through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabbing a box of Popsies.*
Shigaraki: Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahaha! Ahaha...! eh... ah... * he closes the fridge door as he tries to comfort Uraraka but decides to back off*
(Uraraka exits the hotel and tries to contact her mother.)
Uraraka: *sighs* Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well, *shrinks to her knees* and... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference *starts tearing up as she wipes it off her face*. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me... Ahah, oof, eh, anyway... *wipes her face once more* I'll stop talking before this gets long. *stands up* Love you, bye...
(Uraraka walks back in and leans by the door in defeat as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising Uraraka.)
Uraraka: *contemplates on whether or not to open the door but decides to open it anyway*
(The mysterious figure watching her performance from before can be seen standing before her.)
Deku: Hel- *gets door slammed on him*
Uraraka: *looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again*
Deku: -lo!
Allmight said"wait that voice"
Bakugo said "It can't be"
everyone else yelled "That creepy looking guy is deku"
Uraraka: *slams door against his face once more* Hey, Toga?
Toga: *annoyed* Whaaaat?
Uraraka: The Radio Demon is at the door!
Mina said "Radio demon"
Bakugo said "what kind of bullshit name is radio demon"
Toga: *sits up* What?!
Shigaraki: *takes out the popsicle from his mouth* Uh... who?
Uraraka: What should I do?!
Toga: Uh, well, don't let him in!
(Uraraka decides to disregard Toga's advice once more and opens the door for Deku.)
Deku: May I speak now?
Uraraka: You may.
Deku: *reaches hand out* Deku! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! *pulls Uraraka towards him* Quite a pleasure! *lets himself in* Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, *plays with his mic staff* sooo many orphans...
Toga: *holds a harpoon towards his chest* Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bastard son of a bitch)! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy *Shigaraki's head pops in* talkshow shitlord!
Deku: *uses finger to move the harpoon away* Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... *turns into his demonic form* I would've done so already...
everyone just backed up in there seats
The screen distorts as Uraraka and Toga stare at him in fear.
Deku: *snaps back to reality* No! I'm here because I want to help!
Uraraka: Say what now?
Deku: *repeats himself* Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on? *taps on his mic* Testing, testing!
Deku's Mic: *opens its eye* Well I heard you loud and clear!
"Wait that mic is all might" bakugo said
Uraraka: Um, you want to help? With...?
Deku: *teleports behind the two with his shadow* This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it.
Uraraka: Buuut... why?
Deku: Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus, *shoves Toga offscreen* aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!
Uraraka: Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?
Deku: Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.
Uraraka: So does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?
Deku: Hahahahaha! *shakes hand in front of her* Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! *shakes head back and forth* Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! *looks over to Toga who is offended and Shigaraki who just shrugs* The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! *puts his arms out, gesturing the entirety of Hell* There is no undoing what is done!
Uraraka: So then, why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?
Deku: Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! *pulls Uraraka close to him and twirls her* I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!
Uraraka: *removes his hand from her back* Riiiight.
Deku: Yes, indeedy! *grabs her by the waist and drags her offscreen* I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I? *trails off*
"That version is very different form our version"kirishima said
Shigaraki: Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?
Toga: Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me!
Shigaraki: *shrugs*
Toga: The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?
Shigaraki: *shrugs a second time* Eh, not big on politics.
Toga: Ugh! *leans in on Shigaraki as she begins her story* Decades ago, Deku manifested in Hell,
Scene changes to a visual presentation of Toga's story regarding Deku.
Toga: seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!
Everyone went pale at what the version of deku capable of
Shigaraki: Ya done? *Laughs dryly* He looks like a strawberry pimp.
Toga: Well, I don't trust him!
Shigaraki: To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?
Toga: *grabs Uraraka by the shoulder* Uraraka, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!
Uraraka: I... *sighs* we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!
Deku inspects a portrait of the royal family.
Uraraka: To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. *puts hands on Toga's shoulders* Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!
Toga: Uraraka, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!
(Deku makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Toga.)
Uraraka: Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! *imitating her dad's voice* "You don't take shit from other demons!" *walks off to where Deku is*
Uraraka: Okay, so, Deku. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke.
(As Uraraka turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Deku which quickly disappear after Uraraka turns back to Deku.)
Uraraka: But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... *makes gestures with hands* tricks or voodoo strings attached.
Deku: So, it's a deal, then?
(As Deku rolls his eyes at that last statement, he twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.)
Uraraka: *refusing his handshake* Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire.
(A howling wolf can be heard in the background as Uraraka looks over to Toga for approval.)
Uraraka: Sound fair?
Deku: *rubs his chin* Hmm... *retracts his mic staff* Fair enough!
Uraraka: *sighs in relief* Cool beans.
Deku: Hmm hm hmm hmm... *hums while looking around as he stops in front of Toga*. Smile, my dear! *tickles the underside of her chin* You know you're never fully dressed without one! *Walks away as he continues humming* So where is your hotel staff?
Uraraka: Uh, well-
(Camera pans to Toga who's staring at Deku dead in the eyes.)
Deku: *adjusts monocle* Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that. *walks towards Shigaraki* And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?
Shigaraki: I can suck your dick!
(Mic feedback can be heard in the background as Deku tries to process what he was just offered.)
Deku: HAH! No.
Shigaraki: *scoffs* Your loss
Ochacko said "from him not that much of a loss"
Deku: Well, this just won't do! *takes out his mic staff* I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.
(At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the trio behind him.)
Eri: *poofs off the soot from her body*
Deku: This little darling is Eri!
Mina said "why is eri is still cute"
Eri: *drops to the floor* Hi, I'm Eri! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! *eyes the three* Why're you all women? *lifts Uraraka* Are there any men here?! *puts Uraraka down* I'm sorry, that's rude. *looks around* Oooh man, this place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! *grabs a spider and crushes it* Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense. *stares offscreen as she takes out a feather duster* Oh my gosh, this is awful! *she speed cleans throughout the hotel* Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! *spots a cockroach and stabs it with a pin* Nope!
(The four stare at Eri as a voice coming from an unknown demon can be heard nearby.)
Iida: *lays his cards down the table* Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho- *demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily* -tel? What the fuck is this? *looks around and spots Deku, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him* You!
"Whoa who is this"mirio asked
"Who ever he is hes cute" Mina said
Kirishima said"I'm guess because hes a cat"
Deku: Ah, Iida, my good friend! Glad you could make it!
"That's iida"everyone said
Iida: Don't you "Iida" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot! *the jackpot disappears into nothingness*
Deku: Good to see you too!
Iida: *facepalms angrily* What the hell do you want with me this time...?
Deku: My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!
Iida: Are you shittin' me?!
Deku: Hmm... No, I don't think so!
Iida: *shoves Deku off* You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! *camera pans to Deku dusting himself off* You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!
Deku: *grins as if he's about to laugh* Maybe!
Iida: I ain't doing no fucking charity job.
Deku: *teleports behind him through his shadow* Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! *gestures towards the bar he made out of his magic* With your charming smile *pulls Iidas's lips into a forced smile* and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend, *walks over to the bar, revealing the soles of his shoes to have deer prints* I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish. *makes a bottle of "Cheap Booze" appear out of nowhere*
Iida: *stares at the booze for a second* What? You think you can buy me with a wink *winks sarcastically* and some cheap booze?! *grabs the booze and looks at it* ...Well, you can! *downs the booze*
Toga: Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth, brothel, man cave!
Shigaraki: *Launches himself at Toga from somewhere off screen* SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We *points to the bar with all his fingers* are keeping this!
Shigaraki: *flirting with Iida* Hey~
Iida: Go fuck yourself.
Shigaraki: *holds Iida's face* Only if you watch me!
Uraraka: Oh my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here! *tries to go for a handshake*
Iida: *reaches for his booze* I lost the ability to love years ago. *continues to down his booze*
"Iida in this universe must of had hard life if he lost the ability love" deku said
Deku: So, whaddaya think?
Uraraka: This is amazing! *rubs her cheeks excitedly*
Toga: *with crossed arms* It's... okay.
Deku: *reels the two towards him* Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!
(He then lets go of Toga and summons a fireball, launching it to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Uraraka fast enough for him to shove Toga offscreen. He dresses himself in a tux and matching top hat.)
Bakugo said "is this version of deku gonna sing"
Deku: ♫ You have a dream! *twirls Uraraka and dresses her up* You wish to tell! *turns to Toga who's now on the floor* And it's just laughable *turns back to Uraraka and tosses her mid-air*. But, hey, kid, what the hell? ♫
(The background behind Uraraka changes to neon colored lights featuring two apples and a skull.)
Deku: ♫ *catches Uraraka by the hand as they both tap dance* 'Cause you're one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle! *The two slide down the railing of the stairs* ♫
Deku: ♫ Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell! *dresses up the rest of the hotel staff* Take it, boys! ♫
(Shadow Deku appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Toga tries to talk to Uraraka who is having too much fun. Deku pulls her in with him and the others as his shadow demons surround them.)
Shadow Deku: Boo!
Deku: ♫ Haha! Inside of every demon is a lost cause! *puts a fedora on Shigaraki's head as he snaps his fingers back at Deku* But we'll dress 'em up for now, with just a smile! *slaps Toga's butt* ♫
Shadow Deku: ♫ With a smile! ♫
Deku: ♫ And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair! *kicks off skull which Eri rushes in and cleans off* And show these simpletons some proper class and style! *summons a shadow clone of himself* ♫
Shadow Deku: ♫ Class and style! ♫
Deku: ♫ *snaps away his shadow* Oh! Here below the ground, *pinches Uraraka's cheeks* I'm sure your plan is sound! *holds hands with Uraraka as they both twirl* They'll spend a little time, down at this Hazbin Ho-
The hotel door explodes, knocking Eri offscreen as Uraraka, Deku, Shigaraki and Toga look outside.
Twice' war ship has made an appearance outside the hotel.
Twice: Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Deku!
Deku: Do I know you?
Everyone try not to laugh
Twice: *ego deflates* Oh, yes you do! *Hood flares open* And this time, I have the element of- *pulls a lever* SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!
With a snap of a finger, an otherwordly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Twice' ship while he is inside. Deku can then be seen finishing it off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand. Deku is then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror.
Everyone in thether has the same look exepted for Jack who the same look as alastor
Deku: *breaking the tension* ...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now...
Deku uses his magic for the last time in the episode to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".
Deku: *sinisterly* ...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!
Twice is revealed to have survived the beating served by Deku along with Twice Clone #23
Twice Clone #23: Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?
Twice collapses of exhaustion
"Well...that was...something" aizawa said