𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭
❝ IT TRULY IS LIFE'S GREATEST MYSTERY HOW I HAVEN'T MURDERED YOU ALL YET. ❞
💌 starring!
taissa farmiga as
❛ ADELAIDE SWEENEY! ❜
🧸 ── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭
( HUFFLEPUFF )
❝ please refrain from using our simulated baby as a prop for one of your pranks. ❞
oliver phelps as
❛ GEORGE WEASLEY! ❜
🎡 ── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭
( GRYFFINDOR )
❝ i'm sorry, back-track. this is a legitimate commitment? ❞
jessica rothe as
❛ LAURENCE SWEENEY! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐞
( HUFFLEPUFF )
❝ just tell me i'm hotter than him so i can get over it. ❞
zoë kravitz as
❛ GIA MEADOWES! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
( GRYFFINDOR )
❝ how is it fair that is was us that ended up with those two ginger buffons? ❞
malese jow as
❛ JASMINE SANDERSON! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫
( SLYTHERIN )
❝ when he loses his hunkiness, i'll consider it babycakes. ❞
carlos valdes as
❛ CLAYTON SCHAFER! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐤
( HUFFLEPUFF )
❝ professor trelawney makes some great points, you're all just too dense to see it. ❞
karla souza as
❛ QUINN ERWIN! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞
( RAVENCLAW )
❝ i swear to god, if he doesn't die on a broom first, i'll be ready with the arsonic.❞