NO SPOILERS :)
AGE OF ULTRON WAS FREAKIN AWESOME
PLEASE GO SEE IT IN IMAX 3D ITS WORTH IT
ALSO PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DEMANDING MORE CHAPTERS AND im actually sick right now so expect typos or whatever but IM WORKING ON SOME POST-AOU MATERIAL TOO
DONT WORRY I'LL CONTINUE THIS ONE TOO :3
[tony]
THEATER TIME
[bruce]
what are we gonna see?
[tony]
AGE OF ULTRONNN
[bucky]
that sebastian stan guy is pretty handsome... i'm in!
[natasha]
not as gorgeous as scarlett johansson!
[fury]
yall know that samuel l. jackson is the sexiest
[thor]
...
[clint]
...
[steve]
...
[tony]
...yyyeah.
but we all agree that robert downey jr. is pretty hot, eh?
[bruce]
guys mark ruffalo is the hottest man alive
[clint]
have any of you even seen jeremy renner
[steve]
GUYS
DID YOU ALL FORGET THAT WE ARE UNDER A HYDRA ATTACK
[tony]
oh yeaaah haha oops
forgot about that
[steve]
also chris evans is the best
[bruce]
BUT MARK-
[natasha]
SCAR-
[clint]
JEREM-
[bucky]
SEBAS-
[thor]
FELLOW AVENGERS
THE MAN TITLED CHRIS OF THE HEMSWORTHS IS PROCLAIMED AS THE WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN
I SECOND THIS
[steve]
aww what?! not fair! chris evans' beard is perfect!
[bucky]
sebastian's a BABE!
[natasha]
...bucky?
but scarlett is BEAUTIFUL!
[bruce]
mark is a perfect human being!
[tony]
robert downey jr.
you know who he is.
[clint]
JEREMY RENNER, GUYS.
JEREMY.
RENNER.
[thor]
I DID NOT MAKE THE RULES
I JUST AGREE TO THEM
[tony]
wait a minute...
thor?
[thor]
YES MAN OF IRON
[tony]
go shave your face and cut your hair
[thor]
WHY
[tony]
just do it or no poptarts
[thor]
ON IT
[bruce]
what are you trying to get him to do?!
[tony]
you'll see...
[thor]
DO I USE THE IRON TO SHAVE MY FACE
[bucky]
steve go help him
[tony]
does steve even shave
is his skin even capable of producing hair
it's so soft
[steve]
I'M GROWING OUT MY BEARD, STARK. JUST WATCH.
[bucky]
remember when you tried to grow a stache and got a rash for a week because your soft skin couldn't handle it lmao
[steve]
BUCKY!!!
[natasha]
now that i think about it, steve's upper lip was strangely smooth
[tony]
?
[bucky]
?
[bruce]
?!?!?!
[clint]
how on earth would you know that
[steve]
i'm gonna go help thor now...
[bucky]
nat?!
[natasha]
yesss
[bucky]
YOU DID NOT
[natasha]
DID NOT WHAT
[bucky]
KISS
[natasha]
KISS WHO
[bucky]
KISSED STEVE
[natasha]
KISSED WHO
[bucky]
STEVE
[natasha]
DID WHAT
[bucky]
KISSED WHO
[natasha]
KISSED STEVE
ahhh
[bucky]
eyyy
[bruce]
nat
WHEN
[tony]
this is actually quite entertaindbfooznsfcjandjxiAksnczia
[bucky]
what happened tony? bruce hulked out on ya?
[tony]
NO
[bruce]
aha no
[tony]
GUYS GO LOOK AT THOR
[natasha]
OH MY
[bruce]
DEAR
[steve]
MY EYES ARE REJOICING
[clint]
HOLY MOTHER OF HOTNESS
[bucky]
AM I A GIRL
[thor]
IS MY APPEARANCE SUFFICIENT FOR A POPTART, SIR STARK?
[tony]
yes
take what you want
okay guys
he's right
hemsworth wins
[bruce]
agreed
[natasha]
oh yeah
[clint]
what a babe
[steve]
and his ARMS!!! *patriotic heart eyes*
[bucky]
AM I A GIRL