Tw; murder!
B - Okay, back to work you guys go. The cars are in front of the building. Your bodyguards will take you there, of course tho. They will not come with you.
Y/n - what even is this? Some movie?
B - just get to work.
Y/n - fine.
Y/n and Kurt both go to their cars.
Y/n - bye Kurt!! Watch the road and be careful because u got killed twice if it wasn't for me!!
Y/n says with a sarcastic voice, but does mean it in some way.
K - of course of course, how many times am I gonna hear that?
Y/n - a lot.
Bodyguards - get to work.
Y/n and K - fine
Y/n and Kurt get in their cars and start driving.
Y/n pov.
Y/n arrives at her first target.
Y/n - hii!! I'm y/n and I'll be your spree driver today! Where to?
T1 - Hello. ---- park, please.
Y/n - alright then.
Y/n looks at her dash cam, which target 1 did not realize was pointed at him. Y/n then looks around if they has a gun in her dashboard, sadly. They forgot the gun. Plan 2 - more brute force.
T1 - Sorry to underestimate your navigation skills but this is the wrong way.
Y/n - oh, this is a shortcut. Don't worry.
Y/n thinks about a weapon. It is only then, that y/n realizes they have a butterfly knife in their pocket.
They arrive at the park.
T1 - thank you!
Y/n grabs their (live) phone and gets out the car, puts on a dark hoodie. And gets out the butterfly knife.
Y/n gets out the car, walks to the target and stabs the target in his back, pulls it out, flips him around and stabs him an extra 3 times.
Y/n - sorry dude, need the cash tho.
T1 - I- thought-..
Y/n - looks can deceive.
Kurt pov.
Kurt arrives at his target. (Which is t2)
K - Hello, I am Kurt and I will be your spree driver today.
Kurt just wants to get it over with.
T2 - to --- street, please.
K - alright then.
However, Kurt doesn't go to that street. Kurt just pulls into a random alley, and gets out the car. Before getting out he says
K - I am so sorry, I have to deal with something real quick.
However, Kurt walked around, opened the door and stabbed him in his stomach 6 times. Kurt hides the body in his basement and heads to get a shower. He gets under the shower, covered in blood and starts streaming.
Y/n enters the live.
Kurt realizes there's 100 people in the stream and bounces around a bit.
K - yes hello! Hi you guys! You're watching me! Yes you, you're watching me!
Kurt finishes showering and meets y/n at the office.
Y/n - I see, you're not dead yet.
K - of course not, c'mon you know me.
Y/n - Well, let's catch up, how'd it go?
K - as the usual, to be honest I just pulled in an alleyway next to my apartment and stabbed him. Then went to take a shower, as you saw.
Y/n - wait- u saw me in ur stream? Oh sh-
K - What, did u not want to get spotted in between those people? Too bad.
Y/n - I- uhh-
Kurt starts laughing at how nervous you are.
Y/n - hey! It's not funny!
Y/n grabs the handcuffs out of their purse.
Y/n - I bet you forgot.
K - wait! No- Don't!
Kurt starts running and runs into and alleyway, but runs into a fence.
K - Sh1t, I can't climb.
Y/n - wait, u can't climb?
Y/n starts laughing, with the handcuffs still in their hands.
Kurt sees his chance and grabs the handcuffs and handcuffs y/n to the fence.
Y/n - Hey! You- Idiot!
Y/n says the first words normally, but yells idiot.
K - Look at you now!
Kurt starts laughing, but gets a straight face as soon as he realizes y/n still has their purse.
K - hey uhh- can I uhh- have your purse?
Y/n starts snorting, then bursts out in laughter.
Y/n - Y- forgot the purse! Hahaha!
Y/n grabs the keys and rapidly sprints towards Kurt, as soon as they are free.
Y/n jumps on Kurt.
K - Hey! Unfair!
Y/n handcuffs Kurt's hands behind his back.
Y/n - well, let's get to boss.
Y/n and Kurt walk in the building.