Discord kittens
Ellie
On the scale from one to ten how likely bravertz is real
Hana
Ellie we talked about this...
Amelia
This is why we can't take you anywhere
Mason
1000
Ellie
Oof Sophia and Luise won't be happy hearing this...
Amelia
How gay are everyone in football
Mason
Extremely
Ellie
How many cheat days do you have
Mason
Officially one per month
Amelia
Not officially?
Mason
Like once a week
Amelia
I knew it!
Ellie
Are footballers really that dumb?
Mason
I mean have you seen Trev's maths video?
Amelia
Wait
Ellie
She's watching it and just cackling
Amelia
It's just wow...
Mason
I know..
Amelia
I mean you did pretty good
Mason
Yeah i know
Amelia
No need to be rude
Mason
Wait are you all roommates?
Amelia
Yeah but no
Mason
...?
Amelia
So Ellie spends most of her time at her parents house but like officially she lives in our flat
And Hana spends a lot of time in France because that's where her family lives, but like tries to spend as much time as she can here
And I'm the only full time resident because i got a job that requires going to it everyday
Mason
That's like so complicated
Ellie
Hey i live in our flat mostly during the week and leave on weekends
Mason
But like aren't you missing the most fun part of the week
Ellie
Nah i prefer to spend weekends with fam
Hana
Where are others?
Amelia
Well look at the time and make a conclusion
Hana
How are they asleep so early in the night
Mason
Not everyone's sleeping schedule is fucked
Jude
Or people have lives and spend time with friends instead of texting a group chat
Hana
I mean you guys are like my only friends so...
Tammy
That's why we need to start meeting up
Ellie
Mate you live in Italy.. how are we supposed to meet up?
Tammy
Hmm good question
Mason
Anyways aren't you like replacing us with the big man Paulo dybala
Tammy
How could I replace you guys
You're the ogs
Well not Jude Amelia and Ellie
Amelia
Wow.
Ellie
How classy of you
Jude
Right in the feels Tammy.. right in the feels
Tammy
Don't be such babies
Ellie
Trent
Using the quality memes i see
Ellie
Of course of course
Mason
How are you all asleep one minutes and then awake the next?
Reece
Because my phone was like a fucking disco ball because of notifications
Trent
Wasn't sleep, just came back home from being forced to read to robbo's kids to sleep
Hana
That shounds awfully domestic
Jadon
You could have had that if you hadn't broken up
Hana
I'm like judging you so hard right now
Trent
Jadon i think you are sleep deprived and need to sleep because right now you are talking nonsense
Jude
He's only spitting facts tho
Hana
It's way past your bedtime
Jude
Aww so cute ex lovers teaming up to bully their friends
Trent
Be careful because if you don't stop i will make sure when you come to Liverpool I'm gonna make your life living hell
Jude
Who said I'm joining Liverpool?
Trent
Me and hendo
Jude
...we will see
A/n wrote this at 5am while listening to Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging soundtrack, enjoy.