Today 11:50 AM
LIFE IN THE DREAMHOUSE !
you
so who's making dinner??
shiggy
dinner??
you
yes i didn't mistype sir
you
who's making dinner??
shiggy
where the fuck are you living??
shiggy
it's still morning
lani
barely
shiggy
why do you always have
to disagree with me
dabi
just don't be wrong dumbass
lani
THANK YOU
lani
at least SOMEONE gets me
amya
ummmm let's leave the poly
issues elsewhere pls
mal
PLOY??? SINCE WHEN
shiggy
plot*
shiggy
and i'd kms before being in a poly with dabi
jin
**poly
jin
wait don't you guys cuddle
whenever lani isn't over
lani
????????
shiggy
snitch
mal
HELP??
you
LMFAOOOOO???
you
homo activity isn't allowed
here guys
himiko
then why are you me and
amya cuddling rn ???
lani
AND YALL DIDNT INVITE ME???
dabi
you're cuddling w me & shig
rn so stfu
lani
😐😐😐😐
amya
himiko it's not gay because we're
wearing socks silly 😂🤣!!
dabi
that's only for men
you
i am whatever i want to be
dabi
okay fucking loser
you
says the one that's single
himiko
what if we're not wearing briefs
mal
wouldn't that make it more gay
jin
what even is gay
shiggy
no frl i be thinking that
shiggy
like how a word becomes a meaning
shiggy
it's the government behind all this
you
bro 😭😭😭😭😭
you
shutcho bitch ass up what is you
even saying 😭😭😭😭
mal
he's trying to be inspirational 🥺🥺
amya
F for effort tbh 👍
dabi
wait yn are you not single
you
what where did that come from
dabi
cause you called me single
you
i said that like ten seconds
ago
you
why are you JUST now
processing that 😭😭😭
himiko
he's having a late reaction
give him a minute
jin
who did you think the handsome
fellow was on christmas
mal
right like they kissed right when
he was leaving
dabi
THEY DID???
you
dabi as my bestie im highly
disappointed
you
do you EVER listen to
what i say????
dabi
no
shiggy
LMFAOOOO
shiggy
same
lani
?????
shiggy
i mean.... um, #not relatable
you
anyways
you
yes the rumors are true
you
i am indeed dating mr. aizawa
himiko
have you met his daughter
dabi
wtf how old is this guy
shiggy
like 50
lani
WHAT 😭😭😭
you
IM 21???
you
WHY WOULD I DATE
A 50 YR OLD???
shiggy
i thought he was a sugar daddy????
lani
RIGHT
lani
i thought they was getting
the bag for us dawg
dabi
OKAY SO IM NOT CRAZY
dabi
i ain't think they was frl bruh
shiggy
yn... ur dating him FRL FRL????
you
YES???
shiggy
SAY YOU SWEAR 😭😭
jin
wait backtrack for min
jin
IS HE REALLY 50!???
jin
he looked abt 60 to me
you
WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭
amya
HELPPP UR SO SICKKK HE
WAS NOT RHAT YOUNG
himiko
no but seriously tho like that's pushing
it a little young tbh
himiko
he was at LEAST 70
you
he's 36....
mal
😬😬😬😬
shiggy
crickets...
dabi
yeah... ima leave...
you
LMFAOOO STOP
himiko
he's damn near croaking
in his sleep whatchu mean
he's 36???
you
you guys are soooo BAD
you
y'all willingly let that man into
this home thinking it was normal i
brought a sugar daddy with me
dabi
absolutely
lani
right i wouldn't bat a single eye
if shiggy or dabi brung a sugar
mommy or daddy
mal
shig wouldn't be able to pull a
sugar mommy
shiggy
i'm submissive AND breedable
i fit right in their criteria wym
jin
#same
mal
BYE 😭😭😭
you
IMA LEAVE
you
i'm having brunch with
mr sugar daddy rn
jin
YOU WERENT ECEN HIME??
dabi
WOWWWWW
amya
smh none of us are even out
of bed yet
himiko
#fakefriends