(A/n): recently I also came to the realization I'm not always writing what I want. The main story is still happening but I'm also gonna write what I'm inspired by!
Anyway...since I'm going on vacation in about a week and haven't posted anything yet this summer here is some funny jokes to hold you over!
Yes all these things were said in a school setting
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Nico: "I feel gay"
Y/n: "Same"
Will: "I have an entire (S/o) " (my teacher said husband lol)
Jason: *to Nico* "You know- the other day was national emo day"
Jason: "I didn't know if you celebrated or something"
Y/n: "It scares me how stupid people are sometimes"
Annabeth: "That should be the name of every history class"
Chiron: *picks up my backpack* "oh- are you kidding? I dont think that's healthy."
Chiron: "I think I need to call home about this(the bag)"
Jason: "Okay everybody pack up...don't steal anything"
Y/n: "I'm not gonna get back problem!"
Jason: "Oh you for SURE are"
Leo: "Well now I know who you miss!"
Nico: *raising arm for at least 5 minutes*
Percy: *high fives*
Will: "Hurt you? They're ((y/n))more likely to hurt themselves"
(Y/n): "Do we not have enough subs(fighters)?"
T.J: "(Y/n). You know. You know"
Mr D: "We finally got the calculators! Do we have enough? No! Cause this is The Gods (the DOE )so we only have a quarter of what we need"
(Y/n): "Of course we don't have materials (a pass) Why would we?"
Leo: "Of course. It's CHB"
(Y/n) "Damn you be shitting on your own camp? (school)"
Leo: "They shit on me"
Jason: "I need Leo and (Y/n)"
Reyna: "Keep them"
Percy: "He's punchable"
Leo: "Imma be honest this guys voice...I mean If you want to take a nap-"
(Y/n): *sigh* "I hate this hotel"
*notices Samirah is right there*
Me: "no offense"
Samirah: "nah it's fine"
Will: "You need to go to a lab to get your blood tested" *points at (Y/n)* "but you already know that cause you're accident prone"
Alex: "I'm so proud of you. I am now not going to disown you"
*(Y/n) choking on their drink*
Annabeth: "Choke on my work"
Nico: "my collage essay is gonna be so good"
(Y/n): "what's it about?"
Nico: "you know how they're about things you've been through-"
(Y/n): "oh yeah."
Nico: "yeah my essay is gonna be amazing"
(Y/n): "yeah you could write a whole book"
(Y/n): "people look up to you Magnus"
Alex: "not anymore"
Alex: "(y/n) it would be so much easier if you called me a slur"
T.J: *looks over at you* "....quote of the day"
(Y/n): *trying to do work*
Hearth: hey (Y/n) I found these. I think you're gonna like them. They're corny jokes they wrote for fozzy bear
(Y/n): "I don't like corny jokes"
Hearth: yes you do.
*kid doing push-ups*
Reyna: "I wish you worked out like that on my strategies"
Chiron: "I can say whatever I want I'm leaving. if you're gonna do it (smoke weed) don't be obvious we about it. Like it's so obvious. Like if I call your name and you're all like '...what? ...what?' That's just like...come on...and you get so paranoid like if I call your name and you're jumpy like come on"
Will: "Y'know if you're gonna take up oxygen in the room"
Magnus: "So you're saying I should play it?"
(Y/n): "no I haven't gotten to it"
Magnus: "no like I just want to see where (y/n)'s breaking point is"
Alex: "doesn't that satisfy the child abuser in all of us?"
Alex: "Yeah whatever age your punching preference is...7?"
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Hope y'all liked it-
I might provide context in the comments
Who knows
- Lilli <3