CAT FACTS ━━ scaramouche ( βœ“...

By naijmi

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❝ ━ π˜πŽπ” πŒπ„π€π π’πŽ much to me, and im so glad you were able to love me for me. ❞ ( 𝗦𝗖𝗔π—₯οΏ½... More

0 ; cat facts ━
01 ; i. ━
02 ; ii. ━
03 ; iii. ━
04 ; iv. ━
05 ; v. ━
06 ; vi. ━
07 ; vii. ━
08 ; viii. ━
09 ; ix. ━
10 ; x. ━
11 ; xi. ━
13 ; xiii. ━
14 ; xiv. ━
15 ; xv. ━
16 ; xvi. ━
17 ; xvii. ━
18 ; xviii. ━
19 ; xix. ━
20 ; xx. ━
21 ; xxi. ━
22 ; xxii. ━
23 ; xxiii. ━
24 ; xxiv. ━
25 ; xxxv. ━
26 ; xxxvi. ━
27 ; part one. ━
27 ; part two. ━
28 ; xxviii. ━
29 ; part one. ━
29 ; part two. ━
30 ; xxx. ━
31 ; xxxi. ━
cat facts ; part one. ━
cat facts ; part two. ━

12 ; xii. ━

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By naijmi

CAT FACTS
© naijmi , hoyoverse

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07:34 am.

you
i need help lol

annoying ass ginger (self explanatory.)
OH????

annoying ass ginger
SCARA???

annoying ass ginger
ASKING FOR HELP??

signora
stfu

annoying ass ginger
u stfu

you
shut the fuck up

you
idk why i asked u guys
for help anyway 💀

signora
tell

annoying ass ginger
ong

you
k but dont say sum
weird shit

annoying ass ginger
did you find out you
have STDs?

you
what.

signora
childe, actually shut your
big ass mouth

annoying ass ginger
🙁

you
ok uh

you
i THINK i like this
person right

annoying ass ginger
wait what

annoying ass ginger
YOU LIKE SOMEONE??

annoying ass ginger
r they cute

you
shut up

signora
oh? and when will you
let us meet her?

you
uh theyre agender

signora
so?

signora
is anything wrong w it?

you
no im j saying bc u
called them a she

signora
ah? did i? my mistake

annoying ass ginger
ew why r u so formal
today weirdo

signora
shut the fuck up dude

signora
im trying to be professional

you
anyway.

you
i THINK i like this
person ok?

signora
u alr said that stupid

you
n i kinda lied to
them lol

annoying ass ginger
what

annoying ass ginger
why

you
bc i kinda panicked

annoying ass ginger
panicked??

signora
whatd u tell them?

you
i told them i liked heizou

annoying ass ginger
NO WAY

annoying ass ginger
LMFAO

annoying ass ginger
GAY SCARA ARC 🤭

signora
you act like you dont have
a boyfriend if your own 💀

you
ong

annoying ass ginger
stop it

signora
how in the shit did you
fuck up this badly dude 💀

you
whatd u expect me to
tell them??

you
"i like u"

you
fuck no

annoying ass ginger
better than making them
think ure gay

signora
howd that even happen 💀

you
they told me they liked
someone they met for
only ten days

you
and asked if it was
normal or smth

signora
and whatd u tell them?

you
"ten days?"

annoying ass ginger
LMFAOO

signora
shut the fuck up

annoying ass ginger
🙁

signora
and then?

you
i said i couldnt even
make fun of them bc
i like someone ive only
known for 10 days as well

signora
what a coincidence

annoying ass ginger
and then???

you
they asked who it was

annoying ass ginger
oh

annoying ass ginger
and then u said u
liked heizou

signora
childe using his brain

you
yes then that happened

signora
so

signora
whatd they tell u?

you
they said they knew i
was gay or sum shit

annoying ass ginger
FAYUM

annoying ass ginger
I CANT BEATHE

signora
i had to laugh

signora
but anyway

signora
did they tell u who
they liked in return?

you
yeah, xiangling

annoying ass ginger
THE CHEF???

you
who else?

signora
idk who that is but ok

annoying ass ginger
so this persons from
liyue, i take it??

you
naww

annoying ass ginger
LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT
OH MY TODS

signora
tods

annoying ass ginger
shut up

you
anyway idk what to do

you
oh AND they found
out abt my main acc

signora
well damn

signora
good luck to u

annoying ass ginger
honestly i feel like its
best if you correct
the mistake lol

signora
^

signora
if ur not a pussy

annoying ass ginger
^^^

signora
so whats their name?

you
uhh

you
[name]

annoying ass ginger
..

annoying ass ginger
WHAT

annoying ass ginger
[NAME]???

annoying ass ginger
AS IN ZHONGLIS (somewhat)
YOUNGER SISTER???

you
yea?

annoying ass ginger
hold the fuck up

annoying ass ginger
dude

annoying ass ginger
r being deadass?

you
yea??

annoying ass ginger
r u that guy they keep
on squealing abt.. 🙁

you
what

annoying ass ginger
YOU DONT KNOW???

annoying ass ginger
they stay up all night
talking to this guy

annoying ass ginger
THEY EVEN BLASTED K
BY CIGARETTES AFTER
SEX ONE TIME

annoying ass ginger
AMD WHEN I ASKED WHY,
THEY SAID "he likes this song"

annoying ass ginger
AND THEN I ASKED "whos
he?"

annoying ass ginger
AND THEN THEY SAID
"kuni" BUT I DIDNT
THINK OF IT

annoying ass ginger
DUDE YOU LUKE THEM??

signora
u just violated their
private dude

you
honestly

annoying ass ginger
wait what

annoying ass ginger
omfg

annoying ass ginger
im so dumb

annoying ass ginger
they never talk abt u

signora
too late to go back now

you
wait what

you
they squeal for who?

annoying ass ginger
holy shit

signora
are you shitting me rn??

annoying ass ginger
no one

annoying ass ginger
nvm

annoying ass ginger
just tell them that u
like them

signora
for real

signora
be honest w them

signora
theres no point in
lying yk

signora
wouldnt want them thinking
youre actually gay

annoying ass ginger
but r u being serious about
liking [name]??

you
why wouldnt i be?

annoying ass ginger
bc i dont want them getting
hurt over a boy yk

you
yea

annoying ass ginger
and dont forget that zhonglis
overprotective of them

you
rlly? bc they told me he
doesnt wanna spend
time w them

annoying ass ginger
what?

you
what? you dont know?

signora
oml shut up

signora
just clear it up bro

signora
from what childe told us,
they definitely like u back

you
omfg

annoying ass ginger
sitting next to them btw

annoying ass ginger
no funny shit

you
shiver me timbers

signora
good luck

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07:59 am.

[name]??
uhh

[name]??
r u @scarad ??

08:35 am.

[name]??
??

[name]??
kuni?

you
oh srry

[name]??
r u scarad?

you
yea lol

[name]??
deadass?

you
yea

[name]??
holy shit

[name]??
DEADASS???

you
yeah??

[name]??
dude omfg

[name]??
THATS SO COOL???

[name]??
[name] being friends w
someone famous 🤭

[name]??
wait is that why ur like
filthy rich

you
im rich bc of my mom
and my job 💀

[name]??
IH

[name]??
thats so cool

[name]??
i like rich ppl lol

you
that sounds like u use
ppl for their money

[name]??
I DONT

[name]??
it was a joke 🙁

[name]??
kind of

[name]??
zhonglis bf is lowkey
rich so idk

[name]??
speaking of his bf

[name]??
he just sat down next
to me lol

you
oh ok

you
also

you
i need to clear some
things up lmfao

[name]??
um ok

you
holy shit give me a
minute

[name]??
UR GETTING ME
NERVOUS WTF

[name]??
is it like serious

you
ig

[name]??
scared rn

you
uh ok

you
i dont like heizou

[name]??
what

you
yea i like smn else lol

[name]??
YOU LIED TO ME?? 🙁

you
ig

[name]??
wtvr

[name]??
TELL ME WHO THIS
PERSON IS 🤭🤭

you
its u
read at 08:41 am.

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☆'' CAT FACTS  !
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note. CONFESSIONS!!!?!?
also, scaras pfp is sasaki bc
[name]s priv twt pfp is miyano
🤭🤭🤭🤭 (this book might
end earlier than expected)

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