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" Now, we are going to watch a Harry Potter Parody" Loki says.
" We Always do" Harry comments.
" No, we don't" Ron argues.
" Its just a once in a while clip' Hermione shakes her head " Your complaining a bit too much"
" I want to go back to hogwar-"
" NO"
Everybody stared at Loki.
" I mean no, we have more things to watch" Loki sinisterly smiled.
" Wai-"
" I'm a Gryffindor"
" Hell no" Draco shouts.
" That was in the most ugliest voice" Pansy snarls in the most disgusting voice.
" High Pitched voice you mean" Blaise adds.
" This guy is a Hufflepuff"
" Clearly, I mean" George blows raspberry.
" They have a yellow tie for a reason" Ginny says.
" We Take the Hogwarts Train, going all the way"
" No shit" Draco scoffs.
" We need to take some serious lessons on your language" McGonagall glares at him.
" Its my mouth" Draco retorts.
" and my Theatre" Loki steps in.
" But you don't care when I cuss"
" Right"
" Here come the ravenclaws"
" That's my house" Luna smiles with some representation.
" Chillin with some Slytherins"
" We don't hang around with the Ravenclaws" Blaise says.
" I didn't in my Hogwarts years" Bellatrix adds.
" I probably did...don't remember" Narcissa says.
" Well, I didn't" Lucius humph.
" I only handle with Hufflepuffs, Their the only tolerable house" Draco says.
" We Take The Hogwarts Train. Going all the way"
" Right" Neville says.
" This is very... creative of them to create" Fred nods.
" It is, but they got it wrong on Slytherins chilling. They don't chill" George laughs.
" Very Funny, Mr. Weasley" Lucius remarks" Very Funny".
* They eat all the m & m's*
" Making me hungry for those snacks" Ron rubs his stomach as the candy is dropped on his lap.
" We hangout in our common room with chocolate frogs and pumpkin juice"
" Yummy" Harry says.
" I just involuntarily cringed" Pansy gaged.
" At What" Neville asks.
" The word Yummy" Pansy replies.
" What is wrong with the word Yummy" McGonagall emphasizes on Yummy.
" He could have used the word Delicious" Pansy simply says.
" He can say whatever he wants" Dumbledore eats a grape " Yummy"
" If you got magic, you can live this life. Its goes on and on and onn"
" Nope, not if you have muggle parents your allowed" Lucius says.
" and who decides that" Dumbledore asks.
" I have an opinion" He argues.
" You lost it a long time ago, Lucius" McGonagall says.
" Wizards, Snogging. up and down the Hogwarts Halls"
" Is that a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin snogging" Harry raises his eyebrows.
" Slytherins have more respect then that" Snape hisses.
" True, why would a Righteous Slytherin snog a Ravenclaw" Pansy sneers.
" Its probably two Ravenclaws" Hermione brushes it off.
" Professors searching in the night "
" Well somebody reported them" Ron says.
" Probably a Gryffindor" Draco suggests.
" Or Slytherin" George says.
" I hope it was a Slytherin, I hate PDA" Bellatrix rolls her eyes.
" Watch out for Dementors"
" More like Potter" Draco snickered.
" Very Funny, Malfoy. Very Funny" Harry squinted his eyes in anger.
" Livin just to steal emotion"
" Expecto Patronum"
" Like I'm suppose to know what it is" Blaise looks at Draco and Pansy.
" Its a Patronus thing" Draco says.
" What's My Patronus" Neville asks.
" Its Non-corporeal. Doesn't take a form of anything" Loki says.
* Slytherins Laugh*
" It just means he hasn't found a strong enough happy memory" Loki scoffs at them " Besides your acting like Draco can even produce a non corporal"
* They stood silent*
" No Death Eater can produce a Patronus" Loki says side eyeing Snape that caught it.
" Mixin Exilers in potion class"
" Snape hasn't failed you yet" Harry asks hiding a laugh.
" Very Funny" Snape rolls his eyes.
" is everybody just going to say Very Funny" Ginny looks around.
" It seems so" Hermione replies.
" Casting Spells"
" and kicking ass"
" Kick it very hard" Fred advices.
" use some Lethal spells" George laughs.
" Very Funny" Narcissa scoffs.
" Their it is again" Ginny sighs.
' Sneaking out in the dark of night just because we can"
* Some people laugh*
" Just because we can" Draco mimics.
" Cause we can what a splendid reason-"
" To get expelled" Snape says in a stern voice.
" I was just going to say it was a good reason" Fred raises his hands in protests.
" Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose"
" But Gryffindor wins" Ron shouts.
" Nope not this time you won't" Draco glares at them.
" Quidditch aint no game for fools"
" Hear that Longbottom," Pansy teases.
" I heard very well, Thank you' Neville says in a sarcastic tone.
" Wow, Longbottom's got an attitude " Pansy snarls leaning of her chair a McGonagall pulls her back.
" It would be embarrassing of the Gryffindors witness you fall while trying to degrade another Gryffindor" She said in a very judgy tone.
" But, If no one finds the snitch. It goes on and on and on"
" Could last many days" Narcissa says.
" Many Days, haven't seen one last that long yet at Hogwarts" Dumbledore chuckles.
" Wizards, Snoggin"
" Why are you listening in" Draco makes his face in a disgusting voice.
' Your a wierdo if you do" Ron looks disgusted as well.
" No privacy" Hermione shutters.
" Like Nobody wants to listen in" Ginny shakes her head.
" I politely decline your request of me listening to people snogging" Luna clears her throat.
" Up and down the Hogwarts Halls"
" So, every corner somebody is snogging" Bellatrix lips curls.
" I guess so " Lucius shrugs.
" Professors searching in the night"
" Oh, so the professors are hooking up" George laughs.
" But why would they open the door" Draco gets even more annoyed.
" They could do that to anybody that's what it means" Blaise says.
" and the Dark Lord"
" Oh, I see myself" Bellatrix jumps up pointing like a child.
" I think we can all see, Bella" Narcissa assures her.
" Secretly, Plotting our down fall "
" Yes, he is" Lucius smirks.
" and hidin somewhere in the night"
" My Cosplayer actually did quite a nice job" Bellatrix smirks.
" You can say so with the wave of the wand" Hermione whispers to herself.
" We are From Hogwarts"
" Oh, we guessed" Dumbledore side notes.
" wands up, strong and united"
" We are definitely not United" Harry shakes his head.
" Not even close, especially with those losers' Ron points at Draco.
" Oh, we know their is no House unity" Draco laughs.
" We are From Hogwarts"
" Wasn't she a Hufflepuff" Luna notices the wrong tie.
" She switched ties with someone" Fred says.
" Someone" Harry smirks.
" She had a one night stand with somebody" Neville says bluntly.
" Neville" Luna whispers.
" Wow, Longbottom has no chill" Draco says.
" He said it so Bluntly" Blaise chuckles.
" Because that's what happened" Ron smiles at Neville who smiles back.
" Wands up, Strong and United"
"So Basically if their a was a Squad from each house" Ginny says.
" We need a friendship like that" Hermione says.
" It would be nice seeing that" Luna thinks dreamingly.
" Not now" Pansy distracts the positive note.
" Of course not" Ron rolls his eyes.
" We are From Hogwarts. School of witchcraft and Wizardy. Strong and united"
* Clip ends*
" So Harry Potter became a singer" Lucius laughs at the thought.
" I guess you could say that' Harry says " I'm not a good singer though"
" That's a Lie" Hermione exclaimed. " Daniel Radcliffe is a great singer. so you would be too"
" Are you referring to the time he did Drag?" Draco raises his eyebrows " Apparently he was a priest"
" A yassified priest of his time he was" Ginny drinks down a cold glass of water Loki had given her.