CAT FACTS โ”โ” scaramouche ( โœ“...

By naijmi

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โ โ” ๐˜๐Ž๐” ๐Œ๐„๐€๐ ๐’๐Ž much to me, and im so glad you were able to love me for me. โž ( ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—”๐—ฅ๏ฟฝ... More

0 ; cat facts โ”
01 ; i. โ”
02 ; ii. โ”
03 ; iii. โ”
04 ; iv. โ”
06 ; vi. โ”
07 ; vii. โ”
08 ; viii. โ”
09 ; ix. โ”
10 ; x. โ”
11 ; xi. โ”
12 ; xii. โ”
13 ; xiii. โ”
14 ; xiv. โ”
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17 ; xvii. โ”
18 ; xviii. โ”
19 ; xix. โ”
20 ; xx. โ”
21 ; xxi. โ”
22 ; xxii. โ”
23 ; xxiii. โ”
24 ; xxiv. โ”
25 ; xxxv. โ”
26 ; xxxvi. โ”
27 ; part one. โ”
27 ; part two. โ”
28 ; xxviii. โ”
29 ; part one. โ”
29 ; part two. โ”
30 ; xxx. โ”
31 ; xxxi. โ”
cat facts ; part one. โ”
cat facts ; part two. โ”

05 ; v. โ”

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CAT FACTS
© naijmi , hoyoverse

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―☆―

―☆―

9:37 pm.

you
i was only joking when i
said "dont text me tmrw"

[name]??
im well aware actually

[name]??
i just realized that im
the person who starts
the convos.

[name]??
that has to change if
you want more shoko
pictures.

you
alr

you
also did you immediately
go sad when we stopped
talking? 💀

[name]??
WDYM?

you
you were listening to k

[name]??
oh

[name]??
CAN I NOT LISTEN TO
CIGARETTES AFTER SEX
WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT??

you
i mean you can

you
but.

[name]??
BUT?

you
it doesnt seem like u

[name]??
what.

[name]??
HOW???

you
you seem to be the
type of person to listen
to them when youre sad

[name]??
thats true

[name]??
HUT I CAN ALSO LSUTEN
TO THEM WHENEVER J
WANT / FEEL LIKE IT.

you
ok

you
it just doesnt seem
like you 💀

[name]??
what ever.

[name]??
but i have to go

[name]??
zhongli needs me lol

you
oh

you
ok

[name]??

[name]??
before i forget:)

you
thank you?
[name]?? liked a message.

―☆―

10:59 pm.

kazuha
scara

you
what

kazuha
how have you been?

you
good

thanks for asking

lmao

kazuha
scara saying thanks?!

🫣

you
shut the fuck up

kazuha
THERES THE SCARA
I KNOW AND LOVE

LMFAO

you
not funny

kazuha
its very funny

amusing

you
whyd you even text
me?

kazuha
"dm" or "message" is a
better word suited for
this 🤭

you
you kinda sound like
[name] rn 💀

kazuha
oh?

[name]?

you
nvm

kazuha
what do you mean "nvm"

actually ykw

let me just get to the point

YOU HAVENT BEEN
POSTING???

you
yes i have

on my twt

kazuha
no you havent??

you
oh

kazuha
scaramouche, are you ok?

you
i am 💀

why wouldnt i be?

kazuha
well first you bring up
someone named "[name]"

and second, you said you
were posting on twitter

which i can confirm,
is false

you
proof?

kazuha
for fucks sake

is that the proof you
need? 💀

you
no, that couldve actually
been from june 6

kazuha
oh my god

i love how you havent
changed your header

makes me feel special 🤭

you
oh

so i was wrong

kazuha
i think youre wrong too

and whos [name] 💀

you
someone u shouldnt
have to worry abt 🤷

kazuha
oh

ok

and the twitter thing?

you
a private twitter

kazuha
oh?

can i have it?

you
ok

kniu

kazuha
alright, but thats a strange
username, scara 💀

you
[name] said it was unique

🤷

kazuha
oh?

ill follow you on my
private as well then

...

scara

you
what

kazuha
is "nameplh" the [name]
person you were talking abt?

you
no

kazuha
deadass?

bc theyre name so happens
to be [name].

you
oh my god

yes

fine

thats [name]

why the fuck are you
so pushy and stubborn?

kazuha
because youre talking to
someone that i dont know
of??

AND its someone new

its a shocker, honestly

you
are you kidding me?

kazuha
also

are you two dating?

you
NO?

kazuha
oh?

caps??

you
mb

but we arent dating.

kazuha
someones getting defensive

🤭🤭🤭

you
so close to blocking you

kazuha
I WAS KIDDING LMFAO

but for real

you two arent dating?

you
why would we?

i met them online 💀

kazuha
THEM???

you
what abt it?

kazuha
nothing

i thought they went by
(she/he) lol

you
oh

ok

r u done "messaging"
me?

kazuha
yeah sure

but

you
but?

kazuha
send me a snap back
please ☹️

we have a 49 day snap
streak, and im NOT abt
to loose it.

you
alr

kazuha
fanks 🤭

―☆―

11:03 pm.

you
are you and zhongli
done w whatever u
two were doing?

[name]??
OMG

[name]??
HI KUNI

[name]??
and yes

[name]??
i was waiting for you
to text me lol

you
my other friend was
messaging me

[name]??
oh that makes sense

you
yeah

you
anyway, what were u
doing anyway??

[name]??
he needed help w
counting his mora

[name]??
even though he couldve
done that himself??

[name]??
he loves doing that i swear

you
maybe he just wanted to
spend time w you 💀

[name]??
what

[name]??
WHAT

[name]??
OMFG

[name]??
I FEEL SO BAD RN

[name]??
THIS ISNT FUNNT

[name]??
KUNI ILL TEXT TIU
TMRW

[name]??
(i mwan 12 am)

[name]??
IR EARLIER

[name]??
BRB

you
ok bye
read at 11:07 pm.

―☆―

☆'' CAT FACTS !    
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note. 700 words. kinda
ashamed, but KAZUHA
COME HOME PLEASE
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