"So, you know I literally forgot about these segments" Loki turns to them.
"I wish you forgot them even longer" Harry huffed "I was enjoying just watching clips from my 7th year."
"I was wondering when we were going to have the Potter Arts Segment" Luna says.
"And we're having it today" Loki raises her sleeve of the cloak trying to give a thumbs up.
"So, What are these segments?" Blaise looks confused.
"The First segment of the round is Tweets & Memes, Where we react to tweets which are from a micro-blogger social media called Twitter and a statement release is a tweet and Memes are funny pictures with captions or anything really" Pansy explains.
"The Second segment of the round is Shorts & Toks, where we react to shorts which is from an American online video sharing platform and shorts are the videos that are really small lengths then Tik toks which is where 'toks' come from is a social media short video platform" Draco explains.
"The Third and Final Segment of the rounds is Potter arts, where we just simply react to Fan arts which is art created by fans that can go from Gorgeous to Heart wrenching in seconds. As you can see Loki has a thing with playing with our emotions. Isn't that right, Loki?" Ginny smiles to Loki.
"Indeed"
"So we are on the final segment of the rounds?" Blaise asks.
"Yup, the seventh round" George says.
"That's 21 parts of these segments in total" Blaise calculates.
"Yes... Any way let's react to the arts" Fred claps.
"Like, I do. I always start with the cute and heartwarming Arts. It's just a reminder" Loki stares at Harry as she slowly goes back to reveal the first Potter Art.
"For the purposes of our new unexpected Guest, I present... Blaise Zabini" Loki bows down a bit.
"Not gonna lie, mate" Blaise pushes his tongue to his cheek "I look extra fine"
"Yes, you're that self centered" Pansy scoffs.
"How does admitting that I'm fine make me self centered" Blaise stares at her.
"She has a whole dictionary for something" Draco tries to calm his friends.
"I bet in her dictionary Ugly = Potter" Hermione suggests.
"Yes, and Filthy= Granger" Pansy responds.
"How does this conversation go from me being fine turning into Insulting" Blaise rolls his eyes in annoyance.
"We tend to lead off track from the starting of a conversation" Dumbledore answers.
"That's a neatly drawn art of the Golden trio" Luna compliments.
"I like the leaves effect" Neville agrees.
"It does give it some aesthetic with the.... red" Ginny snaps her finger trying to remember what she wanted to say.
"I like that They added me clutching a book" Hermione smiles.
"How are you Hermione if you don't have a book in your hand, wherever you go" Ron chuckles.
"That's right, your not Hermione without your books" Harry pats her shoulder.
"You know the best thing about this photo, Snape/" Loki looks over to Snape.
"What?"
"That it has Lily's eyes."
*Snape's straight face quivers but back up quickly*
"Why should I care?"
"Tell Them, Snape. Why should you care?" Bellatrix chants.
"That was stupid to tell him" Harry scoffs.
"The Image is book accurate, That's all I am saying" Loki shrugs.
"Bronze Trio," Loki says.
"And why are we the bronze Trio?" Blaise asks.
"It's because your in Slytherin" Ginny responds.
"That's a strong bias" Blaise says.
"You're seen as bullies" Loki shrugs.
"Of course we are because we speak truth-"
"If your saying insults towards other students based on something they can't control, that is the truth, then yes Ms. Parkinson you are being bullies" McGonagall tells her.
"The Bronze Trio is sometimes portrayed as Draco, Crabbe and Goyle. I'd call those the originals then the reformed are Pansy and Blaise instead" Loki says.
"Reformed Bronze Trio" Draco scoffs.
"That still doesn't answer my question on why were Bronze, why not silver" Blaise asks.
"There is a Silver Trio- and You guys are controversial. If somebody hates you it's normal unlike the Golden or Silver trio" Loki explains.
"Who is the Silver Trio?"
"Coming up"
"Silver Trio"
"I'm a part of the trio" Luna remembers.
"I honestly forgot," Neville laughs a bit.
"Seems like I did accidently crucio him" Bellatrix whispers to Narcissa.
"You never know," Narcissa whispers back.
"So...This is....The Silver Trio" Blaise points.
"A bunch of ret-"
"I know for a fact you were not going to say an ableist slur" Loki turns to Draco.
"I wasn't" Draco defends himself.
"He was," Lucius says.
"What-Father"
"First Ship Fanart of our 7th round of Potter Arts..Its Nuna" Loki squeals.
"Why is it so cute?" Hermione exclaims.
*Luna and Neville Blush*
"It's a nice drawing.... I like the details" Luna smiles.
"You don't" Bellatrix argues.
"I actually do, Thank you.." Luna nods, still smiling at her.
"How does she do it?" Ginny whispers towards Hermione.
"Do what?" Ron asks
"Be so nice even though she wants to rip their soul apart."
"Oh, I'm greatly fine with these lunatics' being together" Draco scoffs.
"They are meant to be," Pansy rolls her eyes.
"I like t-the flower in m-my hair" Neville stammers.
"Just talk straight it's not hard' Pansy scoffs.
"Bullying poor Longbottom are we, Pans?. We have greater things to do then waste our time on him" Blaise persuades them.
"I'm surprised, Zabini has logic" George says surprised.
"Oh when you caught my remembrall" Neville says.
"Aw, Look at Malfoy Junior up their like a little pussy" Fred points at the small image of Draco.
"I am not a pussy" Draco argues with a very high offended voice.
"Don't you dare call my son a pussy" Lucius responds angrily, Blaise starts to laugh hard.
"Don't call your son a coward.." Fred raises his eyebrows "Nah, I'm just calling him what he is."
"He couldn't kill an old man" Ginny shakes her head sarcastically.
"The man's only comeback was that my father will hear of this" Hermione laughs.
"So, at the end, sir, your son is a pussy" Harry smiled at an angered Lucius.
"Call my son all you want but he is better than all of you" Lucius points his cane at them.
"Oh no, I'm scared he's gonna abuse me with his cane" Ron puts his hands up in the air in terror.
*They all Laugh*
"That's a really cute photo" Ginny squeals.
"I love your hair" Hermione compliments.
"Your Freckles are nice too" Luna smiles.
"Is That what girls do just compliment each other randomly" Draco says as Pansy hits his head.
"I'm a girl as well" Pansy huffs.
"Okay and what was the point of hitting me" Draco rolls his eyes in annoyance.
"To get a point across" Dumbledore answers.
"I see your brain has started to turn and work" Pansy smiles at him.
"The Background is gorgeous," Narcissa says.
"Yeah, Yeah" Bellatrix yaps.
"Pansmione," Loki says.
"EWWW" Bellatrix screams.
"This is disgusting," Lucius snarls.
"I hate this ship," Hermione scowls.
"Oh, I do too, Granger," Pansy sighs.
"SO, They ship you too" Blaise laughs "Why didn't they inform me of this."
"What exactly did they inform you of?" Harry asks.
"The Basics, Drarry, Dramione, Blinny, Bellamort, Grindledore, Romione, Harmony, Hinny, and that's about it"
"Bluna?" George asks.
"Bluna, What the hell is Bluna?" Blaise asks.
"Bluna next" Loki announces.
"Bluna"
"AHH Hell the fuck no" Blaise shouts.
"I forgot to mention that" Draco points.
"No, I overheard you say. You think it's better Blaise doesn't know about it" Narcissa calls him out.
"Your own mother called you out," Harry laughs.
"Shut it, Potter" Draco growls.
"So it's a ship for me and you, Looney" Blaise turns to her.
"I don't know, I have never talk to you" Luna shrugs.
"Looney's got a crush on Blaisey Bear" Pansy gasps.
"No, I don't"
"She's just open minded unlike you fools besides, Blaise likes me" Ginny scoffs.
"Wait what" Blaise gets confused.
" We know, Zabini doesn't argue" Hermione says.
"I don't, how could I like a pathetic bleached Redhead with pigtails especially Blood traitors, your hair is the color of your filthy blood traitor blood"
"We don't need to hurl all those Insults, Zabini" Harry shakes his head chuckling in a menacing tone.
"Okay, what the hell is this?" Blaise says.
"Introducing a new ship" Ginny asks Loki.
"Duh, I have too for every Segment" Loki chuckles.
"So tell me what is this Crackship?" Pansy sighs annoyed.
"Well, I couldn't exactly find a name for this ship but I did, which I love. It's called Panini. The ship is between Blaise and Pansy. I honestly thought this was canon but it's not. Um I was going to say something but it contained spoilers. So yeah. It's pretty below moderate on popularity. "
"Interesting, Next" Blaise rolls his eyes.
"I can't stand him"
"Not even me"
"I feel like a third wheel" Draco says blankly.
"See how I feel" Harry whispers.
"Hey" Hermione hits Harry.
"So Viktor decided to dip and Pansy decided to ditch DrAco so this happened" Loki says.
"What storyline was that?" Harry hissed.
"Mine" Loki hissed back.
"I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH NONSENSE IN MY HOUSE" Lucius yells.
"I'LL BACK YOU UP WHEN I HAVE TO MURDER THEM BOTH" Bellatrix backs him up.
*Blaise is dying of laughter*
"I don't endorse this message" Hermione sighs tired of this ship.
"Oh, none of us do. you deserve someone better than Draco" Narcissa says.
"MOTHER" Draco yells as Blaise dies more.
"It's just a drawing Lucy calm down" Loki shakes her head.
"A message they get triggered all the time" Fred laughs.
"I don't like Dramione, I frickin hate its existence" Draco growls.
"We all do" Hermione sighs "I'm tired of it"
"And Drarry, Like the creators of this ship is on my book with a red underline" Draco threatens.
"Can we just talk about how beautiful the drawing is despite the ship" Ginny sighs.
"The artist took their time. It looks like the kiss took Hermione from surprise" Luna smirks.
"Oh it did" Ginny smirk's.
"Oh stop it" Ron says with a red face "It's a disgusting piece of work."
"I will never be interested in your girlfriend. Don't worry about me. I'll marry a fine pureblood specimen" Draco tells them.
"I endorse that message, my son," Lucius smiled.
"That isn't Pantsy because she isn't fine, but pug faced" Harry says.
"SHUT YOUR TRAP, POTTER!"
"I think it's my favorite one with the details, I like how they drew his hair" Neville says.
"The nicest thing you've said, thanks Longbottom" Draco smiles.
"He said he liked how its drawn, not your stale wig-"
"Don't treat your date to the Yule ball like that" Draco smirks.
"I won't tolerate the inter blood status dating jokes" Bellatrix yells.
"Not even jokes" George frowns.
"You're boring" Fred says.
"Why am I in such a Position?" Harry asks.
"Future purposes, perhaps" Snape answers.
"Indeed."
"That's not professional, Snape. If that's the future" Dumbledore says.
"Well, what can you say my methods are different" Snape answers.
"By abusing students?" Ron shouts "I'm pretty sure the amount of times I have failed a test is because you knock the answers out of my head with your books."
"What did you say, Mr. Weasley?" Snape glares at him.
"Nothing."
"I still think you can be strict without bullying the students" McGonagall says.
"Bullying, that is not what I call bullying" Snape turns to her.
"It's bullying in my eye, just change your methods" McGonagall says.
"NO, HER PUREBLOOD" Harry yells.
"My Blood does not deserve to go to such waste" Bellatrix hisses.
"Right...."
"It should be kept in place unlike those Mudbloods, their blood should spill everywhere"
"Do we though?" Narcissa asks.
"What do you mean?" Lucius turns his head quickly.
"We don't want the blood spilling to contaminate other purebloods" Narcissa answers.
"That's a thought" Bellatrix taps her chin.
"I like your thinking, Love," Lucius says.
"Its Drarry"
"HELL THE FRICK NO" Harry shouts.
"Great another forbidden relationship" Narcissa sighs.
"I AM STRAIGHT, WHY CAN'T ANYBODY ACCEPT THAT" Draco shouts.
"Because the fans don't care about sexuality, they will ship what they want to ship" Ginny answers.
"I hate all of them, I swear" Harry hits his seat.
"They did that right out the quidditch benches" Fred smirks.
"After Draco lost" George screams before laughing
"I'll disown him."
"Oh Lucy we don't have to go their" Loki says.
"See, these images make my parents question me" Draco hisses.
"Like give me a goddamn break, I just recovered from that Dramione photo" Draco collapses into his chair.
"I'm done with arguing, lost the energy" Harry sighs.
"I guess I'll end it here" Loki sighs.
" Great" Harry replies.
"I was gonna show two more but I don't have time or the energy" Loki shrugs, moving away clapping as everybody is handed potato chips.