√ 𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐏 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 ; 𝐁�...

By -DIORALITY

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"shut up you musty dusty crusty ass bitch." ━━━━━ bnha x reader (currently revamping) -in which the simps of... More

↳ baby
↳ tea
↳ nickname
↳ bad
↳ big d energy
↳ pee pee hurts ( it's the red tide y'all )
↳ minecraft server
↳ birthday
↳ toebeans
↳ date
↳ movie night
↳ blueberry bag
↳ babygrill ( yes you read that right )
↳ lov
↳ grudge
↳ spa trip
↳ babey and babey.co
↳ it do be like dat
↳ gay radar
↳ meow meow bitch
↳ autocorrect
↳ caw caw
↳ beach season
↳ volleydaddies
↳ amusement park
↳ teddy bear picnic
↳ sugardaddae
↳ that one egg trend on tiktok-

↳ mine

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By -DIORALITY

12: 45 PM

( the 1-a simps and y/n chan )


( asshido )
is the babey okay
i saw them in the bathroom earlier
holding tissues and a puppucino
my heart broke

( gravity falls )
ehhh minaa
didn't you know?
bakugo and the babey had a fight

( asshido )
HAH?!
WTF DID HE DO
IM SPILLIN HIS FACE WITH ACID HE WONT BE ABLE TO SEE ANYTHING THAT BASTARD

( gravity falls )
NO MINAA
YOU'RE TURNING INTO HIM
COME BACK

( babey )
don't worry guys
i forgave him

( asshido )
ah
you did?





i thought i taught you better than that bb

( babey )

but
he really said sorry
and he gave me a snuggle
and told me not to speak to anyone about it 🥺

( gravity falls )
but y/n-chan
you literally just said that

( babey )
:o
oopsie

( pom pom baby )
Y/N
I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING

( babey )
katsu-chi
im sorry!
can i cuddle you to compensate for it

( asshido )

hmph
what about me then
whos gonna give me cuddles
>:,(

( babey )
noooo
minaa
don't cry
i'll give you lots of snuggles too!

( asshido )
U

I CANNOT STAY ANGRY AT U
U ARE JUST SO CYEOT
U ARE BB AND U NEED TO BE PROTECTED
IMMA COMING OVER

( babey )
:o

( airpods? no thanks)
MINA U BITCH
I'M KEEPING THEM FIRST

( asshido )
NO JIROU
Y/N IS MINE
C'MON AND LETS FIGHT FOR THEIR HAND IN MARRIAGE

( airpods? no thanks )
OH YEAH
LETS DO THIS SHIT
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

I'LL FUCK YOU UP SO BAD

( asshido )
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT BESTIE

( airpods? no thanks )
DON'T U BRING MY MOM INTO THIS
STFU AND SQUARE UP


( asshido ) and ( airpods? no thanks ) has been kicked from the chat for 12 hours


( yuuei jesus )
no swearing in my holy christian server

( gravity falls )
momo
you are our saviour
jirou's in the sad corner btw

( yuuei jesus )
what?!
i'm heading there rn!

yuuei jesus left the chat


( pom pom baby )
tsk
now that the extras are gone
y/n
come and cuddle with me

( babey )
:o
really

( pom pom baby )
hurry up
before i change my mind

( babey )
🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️im on my way!

( babey ) has left the chat

( gravity falls )
hey!
no fair >:(
i was gonna ask her first

( pom pom baby )
HEH
BEAT IT ROUND FACE
Y/N IS MINE

( pom pom baby ) has left the chat

end of conversation

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