Dippers pov:
Waddles was eating cereal at my feet, as I sat cross legged eating some waffles that I made. I heard Stan walking towards the living room "Who wants Stan cakes! They're like pancakes, but they probably have some of my hair in 'em" Stan said walking into the living room, "no thanks, grunkle stan as I have made waffles" I said before mabel barged through the front door of the house shouting "It's here!" Then running into the living room screaming "Oh, it's here! It's here! It's here! It's here! I've been waiting all morning and it's finally here!" She shouted in my face "the gravity falls gossiper accepted my article about summer fashion tips for squirrels. My picture is going to be in the newspaper! Check it!" Mabel stated "Pacifica Northwest declares v-necks are the look of the season. What am I looking at here?" Stan asked over my shoulder as we looked at the newspaper, "wha wha what!" Mabel said shocked as she turned the newspaper to see the big headline, "to answer your question it was just that Mabel got overexcited about being accepted in the newspaper and it didn't work out because of Pacifica and the fact she probably brought her way to the front page" I said "is it legal for a child to wear that much makeup?" Stan asked, "probably not" I smiled, "ugh Pacifica, she always ruins everything" Mabel mumbled sadly, "hey Mabes cheer up, I bet that gravity falls has something that can make you smile, hmm maybe a mini-golf course?" I said knowing that would cheer her up, I heard heard Mabel gasp and ask "is there a mini-golf course in gravity falls grunkle stan?" "Yeah, if you ya want kid, we could go" grunkle stan said rubbing the back of his neck with a silly grin, "hey dudes" soos said, "hey Soos, we're going mini-golfing wanna come?" I asked, "yes" he replied, "what's up with the w-neck? Soos" I asked, "I wanted to go beyond this seasons fashion look" he replied smiling.
<time skip to when they arrive at the mini-golf course>
Dippers pov:
"Ohh" they all said at the same time, while I just looked around comparing this mini-golf course to the one in the celestial realm and other mini-golf courses I visited in the past realising this one is a lot smaller, we walked to the first hole, "ah, mini-golf. The sport of mini-champions" mabel said happily, "the fun is real but the grass is fake, on the bright side thou there is something fun for everyone" I said as I see a man in a golf car wearing a crown chase Robbie out of the mini-golf course, "focus, Jake you got this!" Mabel cheered for me as I hit the golf ball pass the three triangles, over the bridge then into the dragon and out into the hole, "your turn mabel" I smiled at her, "ok, do the hip wiggle and go!" Mabel said as she hit the golf ball almost into the hole it just stopped a few centimetres away from it, Mabel then walked up to it and gave it a little hit to go into the hole, "holy smokes Mabel, you and Jake actually have talent!" Stan exclaimed
-cut to the singing montage but it's for both Mabel and Dipper-
Dippers pov:
"Hole 18, this will be fun, right mabel" I said smiling, "right Jake!" Mabel exclaimed, "you take the first shot, ok?" I said, "ok!" Mabel shouted excitedly and hit the golf ball into the windmill and then it came out the back as everyone went to see if she got it in but it ended up in a puddle, "hey little star, better luck next time right?" I said trying to cheer her up, "yeah but first isn't it your turn?" She asked, "oh yeah! I almost forgot thanks Mabel" I said as I went to have my turn hitting the golf ball into the windmill but instead of it ending up like Mabel's ball it went into the hole! "Wow, but hey it's just chance and who knows maybe you will actually get it in the hole this time mabel!" I said smiling to her to try cheer her up then I saw Pacifica coming over and my smile went into a scowl as her purple ball went into the hole, "oh, would you look at that? I didn't know it was "hobos golf free day." Pacifica snickered "oh, who's the cutie? He looks rich" Pacifica said pointing to me, I turned away and said "didn't you know that shade of purple doesn't match your outfit" I peeked at her reaction and it was priceless she was like a tomato! I almost burst out laughing, I saw Mabel trying to hold back her laughter but a few giggles escaped her mouth, Pacifica then glared at her, "if it isn't the pines family" she started "fat" she said pointing at soos, "old" she pointed at grunkle stan, "cute but rude" she pointed at me as I rolled my eyes "and braces" she pointed at Mabel, I stood in front of Mabel and crossed my arms, "Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child" I heard Stan ask soos, to which replied "yes" then i smirked "I've got this, hey Pacifica, if your done talking, go away cause no one wants to deal with the trash that's coming out your mouth, also are those earrings real because if they are you're spoiling there beauty by wearing them" I snickered, she then just got really red and stormed off in a huff, then she came back as I walked up to the bonus hole "hey Pacifica, watch this!" I shouted to get her attention as soon as I knew she was looking I hit the golf ball up the plank and into the hole as the fake volcano erupted, I smirked her way "next time check who your dealing with" I declared and walked away over to the others, with there mouths wide open, "oh, and everyone give Pacifica a hand" I said and then everyone started clapping, "hey Pacifica I want a rematch, you...you..." Mabel was lost for words so I whispered into her ear "you walking one-dimensional Regina George wannabe with your probably bleached blonde hair and your a valley girl stereotype!" Mabel shouted the crowd then gasped, and Pacifica looked like she had enough "like, let's do this" she screeched annoyed, then it started raining meaning they were gonna have to do the rematch tomorrow "hear ye, hear ye, the park is now closed due to weather, the king of mini-golf has spoken" said the man that was chasing Robbie earlier, "this isn't over. You. Me. Midnight. We'll see who's best." Pacifica said in Mabel's face, "I'll be here" Mabel said as thunder crashed, then the northwests pulled out there umbrellas and left, I then pulled out a umbrella that was big enough for four people, "I'll be here, peh, peh! Hair in my mouth. Peh!" Mabel exclaimed, then we went to Hermanos Brothers, it's a Mexican restaurant. I ordered nachos and payed my own money, while Mabel sadly looked at the northwest mansion, I saw her open her mouth so I put a nacho in her open mouth then saw her eat it, then we started to repeat that, then she signed and said "time to scratch mini-golf off, my talents list" then soos walked over holding a tray, on the tray was a burrito and a drink, "aww, don't give up, Mabel!" Soos said "yeah you still have a high chance of beating her if you keep your spirits high!" I agreed with soos, "plus if you beat her at this, then she could never live it down" I stated happily, "imagine it" I said
:cut to Mabel's fantasy:
Mabel's pov:
"Um, the section for ugly grandma clothes is over there." Pacifica said, "oh yeah? Well the section for people who lost at mini-golf is over there!" I replied pointing the exit while smirking, then my dream boys rushed in saying "we came as fast as we could. We heard a little girl got seriously burned!" [together] "Oh!" "I'm ruined!" the fake Pacifica said "up top" one of my dream boys said then we high-fived and said "yay!" At the same time
.Back to the real world.
Dippers pov:
"You're right, guys." Mabel said as she stood on the table "I just need to practice a little more before midnight." Mabel continued, "go to the golf course after dark, you say?" Stan said, I could tell by the mischievous look in his eyes that he was gonna suggest breaking in, "I don't know, we'd have to break in and...Just Kidding! Let's break in!" Grunkle stan almost shouted,
\time skip/
(Still dipper's pov)
then stan drove us right into the golf park, then used a hammer to break in while soos kept watch, then he moved the plank and said "oh, and, hey, mabel!" Stan picked up a sticker from her scrapbook and put it on her jumper, then said "knock her dead, kid" Stan gave a thumbs up, then Mabel followed me through to the golf course, "alright mabel remember you got until midnight ok?" I said reminding her she only has a few hours, "ok, thanks for the reminder Jake!" She replied, "darn, poo, heck, darn!" Mabel shouted, "hey golf populus" I whispered to the tiny golf people inside of the windmill, "can you let human girl over there win later?" I whispered/asked "what do we get out of it?" Their leader asked me, "you get to live" I said threateningly then showing all my eyes but instead of their usual beautiful golden colour, there were a demonic blood red type of colour, it usually symbolizes that I'm angry and/or serious about something, after I did that the guy looked like he shat his pants, and he said he agreed. I did this to every single one of the leaders in every single hole in the mini-golf park. "Hey Jake what ya doing?" Mabel asked as she walked over to me, "oh nothing, Mabel just admiring the windmill" I said hoping she doesn't hear the Lili-putt-tians as they call themselves now, "hm, what's that sound?" She asked, "I'll go find out on the other side of the park" i said pretending to walk away then hide to see what she does, I then pretended to come back when she almost discovered the 'lili-putt-tians' "hey Mabel, shouldn't you be practicing? I mean Pacifica is going to be here soon, don't you want to beat her as she is your rival?" I said knowing she'll start practicing again right away, "of course, I want to beat her!" Mabel shouted and went back to practicing.
Cut to soos and Stan
Third person pov:
"I'm cutting into all my shirts, got to give the people what they want." Soos said as he cut the necks of his shirts, "well the kids are taking there time. Looks like it's gonna be awhile" Stan said as he adjusted the radio, then adjusted his seat so he could lay back and close his eyes, afterwards soos stopped what he was doing and copied Stan but instead of laying on his back and closing his eyes, he lay on his left side to face stan with his eyes open, Stan then opened his eyes and looked to his right to see soos, "sure are a lot of stars out tonight." Soos said, "well, this is getting weird" Stan said as he sat up and then left the car, then the Northwests showed up, "now remember Pacifica. winning is everything" Mr Northwest said as he looked up from his magazine, "oh, oh, and looks! Winning and looks is everything!" Pacifica's Mum, Mrs Northwest said, "Dad, I've been practicing for like, a million hours, okay? I've got this. You'll stay to watch, right?" Pacifica asked her parents, "Pacifica, darling. We have a party to go to. We'll just read about your victory in the paper." Mr Northwest said to his daughter, Pacifica then left the car "Sergei!" Pacifica said as she snapped her fingers, then the boot to her car opened to show her personal golf trainer somehow fitting in the cramped space then getting out, "Oh, and whatever happens, just remember one thing. You're a Northwest. Don't lose." Pacifica's dad said before he shut the door and left, "How much you wanna bet they're no shows?" Pacifica asked Sergei.
Back to dippers pov:
After Pacifica said that the lights turned on revealing me and Mabel, Mabel standing on half a giant golf ball while leaning on her club, while I was standing next to her on her left, "rude" I said rolling my eyes, "looking for someone?" Mabel said while glaring at Pacifica, "Waiting in the dark. Not creepy at all." Pacifica commented, "anyway let's get this over with as me and Mabel have better things do to than hang around you" I said smirking, "18 holes, standard rules. Winner lives in glory. Loser wallows in eternal shame. On your mark. get set, mini-golf!" Sergei shouted as he fired a type of gun,
Cut to Mabel and Pacifica playing mini-golf with Mabel winning and Pacifica losing,
"What" Pacifica said, as I winked to the cowboys, who pulled out a banner that said go cowboys,
"Out of my way!" Pacifica said as she pushed Mabel out of the way
"Are you serious?" She said annoyed as she just had the ball hit into her mouth, then the pirates all cheered,
"Hmm, wonder what the miners do down there" I whispered, "don't go down there! There's been a gas leak! Anyone who goes down there will die!" A miner said, " i'll go" said big Henry, "no don't go big Henry, we need you!" Said Polly, "go home Polly" big Henry said as he walked through the gas leak, "come on, big Henry, you can do this." Big Henry said to himself,
"Ahh no! Sergei! Soda! Now!" Pacifica shouted as she throw her club at Sergei
" there's something going on Sergei I can feel it" Pacifica said before she took a sip of her soda, "Maybe they has little people who control where the balls go" Sergei replied "whew! We got to get you English lessons. I mean think about it. I'm globally ranked. It's ridiculous that she's beating me. Ugh, Pitt Cola. I always forget about the pit. Get me a different one, Sergei. " Pacifica said, "here" Sergei said handing Pacifica, a soda,
Back to Mabel and Jake
"I can't wait to see the look on Pacifica's face, if you win" I said pretending I don't know she that she is going to win, "Jake is it bad, that I feel good about her feeling bad?" Mabel asked, "no?" I said [Pacifica screams] "What's going on here? Let me go!" Pacifica shouted, Mabel screamed, I twitched in anger but my face was emotionless, "let me go, you creeps!" Pacifica screamed, "Welcome, kids! Welcome" said the windmill lili-putt-tian's leader, "I can tell your loving this right, right? No?" He said "what are you" Mabel screamed, "let Pacifica go" I said making eye contact with the leader, "okay so, we saw you favoring the miners and we figured, what's better than beating Pacifica? Pfft! Killing her right?" He said, "wrong" I said picking him up and throwing him, "that was an example" I said, "now let her go" I said, "oh and Mabel can I borrow your stickers?" I asked, "um, sure?" She said confused, she then handed me the stickers, I then walked over to the miners and picked out a sticker that said 'you rock' on it and gave it to the miners, then I went back to Mabel and Pacifica, who they set free, "let's get you home Pacifica" I said walking to where the car is,
Skip to them outside
"What did you say, you little trolls! I will sue you. I will sue you and I will own you!" Pacifica shouted at the door then punched it [Pacifica gasping] "you two." She said as she turned to look at me and Mabel, "I don't know what you did or what's going on, but if you think just because you saved my life, I..." Pacifica started but paused when Mabel handed her a sticker that said 'I a-paw-logize' "I'm sorry Pacifica" Mabel said "your just lucky that this sticker looks fantastic on me" Pacifica said while crossing her arms. Stan pulled up in the car, we then got in the car, I looked at Mabel and she looked at me, then Mabel said "Hey! You're parents aren't here. You want a ride home?" "Puh-leaze, as if I'd ride in your..." she started [thunder rumbling]
"Singing the drivin' song, headlights are out, can't really see where I'm goin'' stan sang, "ugh!" Pacifica said disgusted, "hey I found two tacos!" Mabel said after she rummaged thru the boot of stan's car "you're allowed to eat in the car?" Pacifica asked, "yeah, the car is where secret surprise snacks happen. Want one?" Mabel offered to Pacifica "oh, I'm not supposed to take handouts" Pacifica said "handouts? It's called sharing!" Mabel smiled as she explained "you do know what sharing is, right?" Mabel asked Pacifica, "shar shaar-ing?" Pacific said confused, "just take it" Mabel said putting the taco into Pacifica's hand, we then arrived at Pacifica's house, "thanks for the ride or whatever" Pacifica said, "I think we made some progress, the important thing is to remember is that at the end of the day, she's just an ordinary kid like us." Mabel said then the gates opened to Pacifica's house "should have charged her for that taco" Mabel said, "I agree" I stated. [soos] Hey, got any more of those surprise tacos? [all laughing] "laugh now hugelings. But franz will have his day" said franz (the windmill leader) "franz will..." franz started but was soon cut off as he had fallen of the car.
(Franz had followed them hoping to catch dipper off guard and get revenge)