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"So, we're going to be talking about a concept that I think you may have never heard of "Loki starts.
"Which Concept?" Harry asks.
"Shifting" Loki starts.
"Is It about Bi-"
"No, No, No. This is about your head" Loki waves her arm to her head.
"What is Shifting?" Luna asks politely.
"Well it's when you move your consciousness to a different reality specifically a Desired Reality" Loki explains.
"That's dreaming" Draco scoffs.
"Actually it's not" Loki answers.
"Lucid dreaming" Pansy argues.
"Closer but it's not. In shifting you can script what your desired reality is. If you are aware of all your five senses that you probably have shifted." Loki explains.
"So, are you shifting right now? Since we are from a different world or reality"Hermione raises her eyebrows.
"Good question, I don't know," Loki shrugs.
"They probably are," Harry whispers.
"Look, It is extremely popular to shift to Hogwarts because everybody wants to meet you guys. Everybody wants to go to six year to sadly fuck Draco or be friends with yall"
"What?!" Narcissa, Lucius and Draco say.
"You're a Fan Favorite" Loki chuckled.
"I'd rather not be but at the same time I am pleased" Draco smirked.
"So, we will be watching a series of shifting stories. Enjoy" Loki nervously laughed.
* My Dad Snape teaching class*
"Oh, I am so sorry," Harry says right away.
"Snape scoffs and rolls his eyes*
"She probably scripted that," Neville says.
"That's even worse though" Ron gulps.
* Draco slides his hand up my thigh*
"EWWWW" Ginny screams.
"Ah Hell no" Draco covers his eyes. "You think I'm dumb"
"I guess Loki didn't lie. They either shift to fuck you" Bellatrix turns to him.
"This is Disgusting" Snape says simply.
"They are pushing it," Harry scoffs.
"Wait"
"I would take a mental pause too"McGonagall nods.
"Some things we don't wanna see,"Dumbledore says.
"This is one of them,"Snape says.
* Me Trying to get Dressed*
"Why do I feel like this won't be appropriate either?"Hermione says.
"You have every right to be suspicious,"Fred says.
"I mean getting dressed, somebody has got to be staring"George whistles.
* Draco smirks*
"Oh of course he's watching" Ginny rolls her eyes.
"Why me?"Draco says.
"Everybody likes you, even the mud-Muggles" Lucius answers.
"That should be a good thing- I think," Narcissa says.
"Can you get out now"
"So not earlier" Ron tilts his head.
"Nah, I'll Think I'll watch. sounds good"
"Draco in every Dramione wattpad fanfiction' Loki says.
*Theater sputters*
"Ah Hell no"Hermione yells.
"Well, I must be a bit basic in the fanfictions"Draco says.
"Most wattpad Stories is literally an OC named Draco"Loki says
*Theatre laughs more*
"OC means an original Character"Loki tells them.
"Draco"
"Kaylee"
"Basic name"Draco scoffs.
"Malfoy"
"Crows"
"Interesting game"Neville comments.
"Turn around or something"
"It's a no"Pansy says.
"This Draco is just a boss,"Draco laughs.
"Fine. God"
"Thank you"
"He's gonna turn right back around"Harry folds his arms.
"I mean that seems like a Draco thing to do"Ron agrees.
*Draco turns back around*
"Knew it' Harry said fist-bumping Ron.
"Personally I would kick him out"Hermione mentions.
"In the arse too"Ginny mentions.
"Don't forget the balls"Luna says.
"What?"Pansy turns to Luna quickly.
"She said she is going to kick you in the nuts if you don't shut your ugly ass mouth up"Fred starts to laugh.
"Okay, Fine"
"He's not Fine"George says.
"Okay, I'm dressed"
"Finally"
"Can we go to breakfast now"
"Ok, Let's go"
"Took you a while, slow pokes"Bellatrix says.
*Walking to great Hall bumps into somebody*
"Who are you bumping into?"Neville asks.
"I really want to know,"Harry says.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Hi Kaylee,"Ginny says.
"Oh, me"Ginny gasps. "I had to have punched the ferret"
"No, I am standing still"Draco huffs.
"Just weird people dreaming or something like this about you"Pansy scoffs.
"Acting like you don't"Draco turns his head.
Hi, Ginny"
"You have every right to be, I mean I'm hotter"Ginny flips her hair.
"It's best you dump ferret boy for Gin"Ron smiles.
"Because you don't do that"Lucius says.
"For a Blood Traitor, oh please"Bellatrix sneered.
"today was crazy last night, why are you looking at me that you"
"Don't be, I know I'm hot"Ginny chuckles.
"You're not"Draco says.
"You just hate Gingers' Ginny scoffs.
"Gingers are hot"Loki says.
"Great mentality, you have their"Harry smiles.
"Nope, it's corrupted by lies"Draco rolls his eyes.
"I'm not looking at you in any certain way"
"Stop the cap"Harry whispers.
"Your acting weird"
"Tell me about it,"Neville sighs.
"Why does everyone keep saying that"
"Yea, I kind of woke her up today and she has been literally acting so weird. I don't know why."
"He's saying this because he didn't get a peek,"Hermione laughs.
"He just wanted a tiny glimpse,"Ginny says.
"Inappropriate,"McGonagall says.
"Okay, well I am going to breakfast to meet with the trio. are you coming to my dorm later?"
"Yes"Ginny shouts.
"Say, Yes"Luna says.
"Get away from him"George points out.
"Yea sure"
"Ok, bye"
"Well that was good enough,"Ginny shrugs.
"Okay, So I always knew Harry mentally cares about everyone"
"I do,"Harry nods.
"Such a softie"Draco whines.
"Caring about everyone"Bellatrix Bleh's.
"Nobody has time for that"Lucius scoffs.
"No, you just don't Lucius"Dumbledore turns to him.
"Of course, Albus"Lucius rolls his eyes.
But, I guess I didn't understand to what extent. Like I could be sitting in class and that's my cat's tail."
"Reminds me of mine"Hermione sighs missing Crookshanks.
"Not talk as much as I usually would and after class pull me aside and be like are you Okay? Is there anything going on you want to talk about?"
"That's so sweet,"Luna blushed.
"It's so nice of Harry"Neville says.
"I don't like people feeling alone,"Harry shrugs.
"But me"Draco pipes in.
"You're the exception"Harry turns around and flips Draco.
"Merlin! He flipped the Bird"Draco points.
"What, I see nothing,"Dumbledore says.
"So yeah he just goes out of his way to be there for other people which I mean I expected that but it's really refreshing having a feeling like that. To be friends with Him. Also he's really outspoken and stands up for what he believes."
"Yup, he can't stop talking about how the Dark Lord has returned"Pansy scoffs.
"Because he has"Lucius and Bellatrix say at the same time.
"I know that now"Pansy wipes her forehead "Sheesh"
"Like the scene in Order of Phoenix where he talks to Umbridge about Voldemort being back. I was there for that in my defense against the dark arts."
"I was just about to say that scene"Loki says.
"I want to see it,"Harry says.
"Don't worry, it was actually next on my list"Loki says.
"And that was intense but I don't know seeing him in general was a lot for me to process like i remember being 9 years old in my room and having a crush on Harry Potter"
"Child, how old was Harry?"Ginny asks.
"It doesn't matter, everybody had a crush on him"Hermione says.
"Even Draco,"George adds.
"What the hell-no. I am straight"Draco says disgustedly.
"Keep telling yourself that"George snickers.
"So that he was the one who took the most adjusting to have a conversation with"
"I learn a new thing about myself every time I watch something here"Harry smiles to himself.
"I was in the Slytherin common room and Draco came and sat next to me. He started playing with my hair and then we * making out*. Then we were about to go to his dorm when Cedric found us and got really upset and disappointed. I scripted that me and Cedric had a thing. He stormed out and didn't talk to me for a week. then Snape randomly hit me in the head with a book. So Hard I woke up"
"A lot to say about this,"Luna says.
"First off, why is Pretty Boy Diggory in the Slytherin common room?"Draco asks."How did he get in?"
"No, The real questions is why is everybody fucking you?"Harry says.
"I warned ya"Loki says.
"I'm That hot"Draco gave a model look at Him.
"He gets it from his father"Lucius smirks even harder.
"Right and me,"Narcissa says.
"Of course, Darling. How could I forget?"Lucius chuckles to himself slowly.
"She wanted Cedric to be jealous if she scripted that part though"Fred says.
"Then Snape hits her in the head so hard she wakes up"Ron starts aggressively laughing.
"Seems like I did my job very well"Snape smirks.
"It's sad but funny"Harry laughs harder.
"I'm pretty right but not like you pretty.. Huh"
"Oh, I feel bad,"Hermione says.
"Must be after the split from Ron"Dumbledore whispers.
"That's upsetting,"McGonagall says.
"I see why Blaise dumped you"
"Why would you say that?"Ginny glares at Ron.
"It's another me but I mean ya..."Ron shrugs.
"Damn, Blaise dumped you and Rotten Ron called you out on it"Pansy covers her mouth.
"At least he caught the reason,"Draco shrugs.
"Yeah your dads must be disappointed. Your not even their real daughter and you still disappoint them."
"WHAT"Hermione yelled.
"You should have dumped his ass a while ago,"Ginny says at the top of her lungs.
"How could you stay with someone who is so rude?"Neville whispers.
"Yup, that's Blaise"Pansy nods.
"He was even eavesdropping,"Luna says.
"The son of a bitch"Harry scoffs.
"and for them"George slowly breathed.
"Your only popular because you dated me nothing special"
"Bitch wasn't mentioned until year 6"Harry starts laughing.
"The bitch only got popular because they were friends with ferrets, like nobody knew you" Ginny laughs.
"And what's with popularity, its stupid"Hermione scoffs.
"Popularity is fun when it lasts"Bellatrix cackles.
"Can you not hug me? I seen you twice today"
"Give me my hug,"Harry demands as Hermione hugs him.
"You aren't loved. Monee. I'm not sorry for that"
"What is up with this asshole?"Ginny shakes her head.
"Not going to lie, he is being a shitty person"Draco says.
"If somebody told me all of this I wouldn't let it slide,"Pansy says.
*Harry broke the amulet Sirius gave her*
"Oh- my" Harry says.
"I killed him," Bellatrix reminds them once again.
"Oh, they remember," Narcissa says.
"He was angry," Ron says.
"I would murder" Harry frowns.
*Neville one*
"Why did everyone say no a bunch of jerks?" Luna shouts.
"That's just sad, what house are they in?" Hermione asks as Loki shrugs.
"I like to talk about my favorite herbs," Neville says.
"Probably in Slytherin," Fred says.
"or Gryffindor. Don't put the negatives on Slytherin because there is no damn way a Slytherin would be brave enough to ask," Loki says back.
"Finally" Narcissa sighs.
"So you're not brave enough" Harry asks.
"It's a Gryffindor trait but I would still ask though" Loki replies.
"You have to constantly dip your quill into the ink but it's fun to write"
"You learn a new thing every day, muggles," Hermione claps.
"Draco Malfoy is not tall"
*Theater laughs hard*
"He is one short ass bitch"Ginny cackles.
"Shut up,,, Neither is Potty" Draco frowns.
"Don't come for my height"Harry hissed.
"Potions class is the hardest class"
"Because of Snape" Harry rolls his eyes.
"No, you just don't listen" Snape replies.
"The Moving stairs"
"Its chaotic"Hermione sighs
"Draco smells like Peppermint"
"Amortencia," Narcissa asks.
"He does" Pansy nods as Pansy smells him and Draco smells himself.
"His hands are always warm and he plays with his rings when nervous"
"Thanks, now I know when or how to piss him off," Harry smiles.
"When you have actually reached success" Hermione says.
"Not true," Draco says.
"He's got warm hands," Ron asks.
"He does," Pansy confirms, touching his hands.
"He finds it so hard to show feelings. So he often gets flustered"
"By Harry and Hermione" Ginny gasps.
"Oh Please" Harry scoffs.
"This is getting too personal," Draco says.
"By Bullying, Enemies to Lovers" Ginny gasps.
"NO" Draco shouts.
"House elves are the most moody people"
"Have you met Dobby?" Lucius scoffs.
"He's not moody" Harry disagrees "Just a bit careless"
"No, Kreacher sounds like a total bitch"Fred says.
"Moaning Myrtle is easy to annoy*
"So annoying," Ron rolls his eyes.
"She does get annoyed easily, I try to be kind though,"Luna smiles.
*Draco huffs*
"I'm currently shifting into my dream Reality. It's really easy and this time I am not going to wake up this time in my current reality because I would know what I am doing. Take That Universe."
"You will meet us somehow" Ginny says.
"You Know what you're doing" Neville gives a thumbs up.
"Draco calling me a heartless Bitch in the great hall"
"He did what? Ginny stands up.
"I didn't say that," Draco says.
"Maybe slapping you will get that other, Draco" Ginny hisses.
"You will not be slappin my son,"Narcissa says.
* It talking half the Gryffindor quidditch team to restrain George*
"Of course I was gonna beat his ass," George claps.
"I would have let George go," Ginny laughs.
"That was another hit that Draco was saved from," Harry says.
"Right" Draco scoffs.
"Always getting jumped for something" Fred shakes his head.
*Me being sick in my dr and somebody is banging on the door*
*Draco brought me soup, crackers and board games*
"Okay, Not going to lie, that's cute"Hermione blushes.
"and sweet," Neville adds.
"A bit different," Luna says.
"It's to redeem that other me" Draco says.
"Hey, what do you think your name would be if it wasn't Draco"
"I actually don't know that... Mother" Draco looks down.
"I don't know"Narcissa answers.
"That's your answer, people "Draco looks back up.
"Why did you say it like that"
"Yeah, why?"Pansy rolls her eyes.
"Just answer the question"
"I don't Know I guess-"
"Tom"
"Tom Felton,"Lucius says.
"Hell no,"Draco says.
"Don't say hell no to me"Lucius looks up at him.
"Sorry" Draco clears his throat.
"Tom?"
"U Look Like a Tom"
"Nope, I just Look like Tom Felton,"Draco sighs.
"Tom,Tom,Tom,Tom. Nah its To Plain"
"It's basic," Draco says.
"No it's not" Bellatrix protests.
"Don't insult her sugar daddy, Draco" George purposely doesn't say his name right.
"Well her sugar daddy is old" Draco says.
*Bellatrix gasps*
"Oh, you're in trouble,"Ginny sings.
"Plain"
"Yeah- I think Scor-"
"No"
"Why- It's badass" Draco says.
"Can't say future purposes"Loki says.
*In Snape's class*
"Oh, Feeling bad already," Harry sighs.
* Fred Touches their thigh*
*Fred and George whistle*
"At least it's not DrAco"Hermione says.
"It was getting basic,"Harry sighs.
"It actually was," McGonagall nods quickly.
*George notices*
"Oh, I have my ways," George smirks.
* She tries to get up but George pushes her down*
"Dominate Georgie pie" Fred snickers.
* She tries to Get Ron's attention*
"By throwing a pen" Ron gasp,
"That's one way..." Neville trails off.
"A good way even "Pansy smirks.
*Ron and me communicating*
"Traumatizing Ron, I see,"Harry laughs.
* Me Teaching Draco good gen z comebacks when I shifted*
"Starting to believe I am in Loki's shift" Hermione says.
"She has been teaching us Gen Z stuff, so I agree,"Ginny nods.
* Him taking notes*
"That's exactly how I feel," Draco says.
"But you use them" Dumbledore leans away to look at him.
"I use the ones that I actually get but most of it is rubbish"Draco scoffs.
*Feeling my surroundings change while doing the raven method*
"Raven method?," Luna asks.
"It's a method to be able to shift," Loki explains.
*Hearing someone whisper in their ear*
"Mission success" Harry puts a thumbs up.
* Me Trying to escape my cr*
"I would like too very much,"Harry chuckles.
"My mom wondering why I haven't left my room"
"Like leave us be" George scoffs.
"Trying to escape the Bullshit in this world"Fred claps.
*Counting*
"What?" Snape asks.
"Counting is a part of the raven method" Loki answers Snape. He nods slowly.
"This is me reenacting on of the times I shifted"
"Ok,"Ron says.
"Where have you been?"
"Seems like something I would say,"Hermione laughs.
"I don't know what you are talking about."
"You disappear the same time every single day, where do you go?"
"To, Their actual fucking reality"Draco answers.
"Watch your Language, son," Lucius says.
"Ms. Granger being nosy as usual" Snape hisses.
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Oh, yes you do," Hermione nods crazily.
"I'm not excited for muggle studies today"
"Is he ever" Harry huffs as Draco says at the same time "Am I ever?"
"Yeah me neither- what"
"That sounded racially motivated,"Ginny says.
"What does she mean no?"Ron says.
"Some people don't like classes by the teacher not because of people's blood status" Narcissa educates them.
"Thanks for educating them, Mother," Draco smiles.
"I am not saying you don't like the class because of the teacher" Narcissa says.
"..."
"Have you read the daily Prophet"
"Shh, she's right their"
"I hate when people do that like we can obviously hear you" Harry rolls his eyes.
"Draco, why is everyone staring at us"
"Nope at me because I am hot" Draco smirks.
"You wish" Ron scoffs.
"I'm pretty sure they are just looking at you, Love" Draco says.
"Oh he calls his partners, Love" Ginny snickers.
"Basic" George scoffs.
"I called Angelina, hot stuff,"Fred says.
"And you're proud?" Pansy scoffs.
"More than Proud" Fred answers.
"Did I do something?"
"No, love, you didn't, Back of Gryffindor"
"It's always Gryffindor, isn't it?" Harry rolls his eyes.
"Yes,yes it is," Draco says.
*Me confused, Pansy looks up*
"Oh, It's the demon herself," Hermione whispers.
"Reborn" Ginny says.
"Morning"
"Why do I feel like something... leaked?" Neville says nervously.
"You might be right," Luna agrees.
"I mean they know something,"Ron shrugs.
"Ok, can someone tell me why everyone is staring my Girlfriend like that"
"I need the details," Dumbledore says.
"I am actually quite curious what happened" Draco raises an eyebrow.
"I'm guessing you guys haven't read the Daily Prophet yet"
"I mean DrAco was trying to get a peak," Ginny smirks.
"That's why they didn't have time," Narcisa rolls her eyes.
"She's annoyed,"Hermione says.
"Oh, I'm just tired," Narcissa shakes her head.
"No, we haven't why"
"Spill..."Harry says.
"We invest in Drama," Dumbledore chuckles.
"No, you do," McGonagall points out.
"But you like to hear the drama"
"Because you force me to listen"
"I-"
"Here's the page"
"Give me. What?"
"That was a grab," Pansy sneers.
"Kay, what is it...woah"
"TELL ME WHAT IT IS" Ginny screams.
"I am actually interested. What" Bellatrix leans forward.
"How did everyone find out"
"What are we talking about?"Ron yells.
"I want to know,"Neville protests.
"Yeah, um I don't know, Breathe. Kaylee"
"TELL US" George and Fred yell.
"Are you telling me to breathe when I am on the front page of the daily prophet?"
"Yeah...Now what?"Luna asks.
"Wait. Is it True?"
"Answer the Damn question and what?" Pansy jumps on her seat.
"Yeah, yeah Its true"
"What. Is. True?" Dumbledore eats some popcorn.
"Your Snape's daughter"
"OH HELL NO" Harry shouts.
"Interesting turn of events" Snape says.
"Well something did leak..not exactly what I thought" Neville scratches his head.
"What did you think?"Hermione turns around.
"Nothing" Neville turns red.
"I didn't think you had it in you to think...in such ways" Ginny gasps.
"That means Malfoy is dating a Half Blood"George whispers.
"THAT MEANS MALFOY IS DATING A HALF BLOOD" Fred cackles.
"Yea, that other Draco. Probably changed my beliefs. Something I would call someone a heartless Bitch"Draco nods.
"Oh, we know," Hermione laughs.
"Wait shit does my hair Look good"
"It looks gorg,"Ginny says.
"I don't want Fred to wake me up and I look like a rats nest"
"You look pretty,"Fred smiles.
"Hurry, The Fuck up" Fixes Hair.
"That Important" Ron scoffs.
"2 am Shifting. 3 am I am out of here"
*Continues trying Shifting*
"You do not look Like a beluga whale," Fred laughs.
"It's not that deep. gonna be up all night" George snickers.
"What If Fred woke me up and I look like a overloaded mouse"
*Theater sputters*
"Have you seen Crabbe?" Ron says.
"That's an overloaded mouse," Harry says.
"Body shamers" Draco boos.
"Weren't you body shaming me a few chapters ago?" Ron tilts his head.
"No, I am just speaking the truth" Draco says.
*Laughs*
"Is it Funny? "Fred laughs "But you don't look like one."
"Dumb Yet, Kinda Funny things I do in My Dr"
"I'm all ears,"Lucius says.
"Listen to the voices, Harry"
"Oh I did,"Harry nods.
"Hey, Robert"
"Wrong, that's Cedric, not the actor,"Ginny chuckles.
"Seems like you're just a troll,"Harry shrugs.
"Get a grip on which reality you're in"Bellatrix growls.
"Who, you growling at?" Ron whispers.
"Bye Robert, I swear Pansy, Draco likes you"
"DRANSY IS CANON" Ginny shouts.
"I don't like her, sorry" Draco turns to her.
"No problem," Pansy sighs.
"It's so funny" Harry laughs out loud.
"How do you know that?"
"Yes, give me the proof," Pansy smirks.
"OOp, she's invested"Hermione covers her mouth.
'"Firstly he told me-"
"I damn well know i didn't" Draco scoffs,
"He's waiting at the astronomy tower for you"
"Nope, I am not" Draco shakes his head.
"Don't want to dive off the tower do you, pans" Harry makes a face in a weird calm sarcastic tone.
"Shut up"Pansy hissed.
"Really"
"Oh she's invested,"Ginny laughs.
"He can't be actually waiting..." Bellatrix trails off in thought.
"No, you should go meet him right now"
"Oh she's capping," Harry claps.
"She hates you, just in that tone" Ron shouts.
"I think everybody does," Loki says deadpanned.
"Excuse me" Pansy growled.
"Sorry, forgot you were in this room" Loki turns away.
"Yeah, yeah ok"
"She's lying,"Fred laughs.
"Yes, Bitch, that's what you get for talking down low to hoe, the fuck"
*Gryffindor's start laughing*
* Pansy turns red*
"She's simple,"George whispers.
"I knew it, so gullible" Bellatrix rolls her eyes.
"She's doing God's work" Ginny raises her hands.
"I mean I wouldn't believe that" Draco shrugs.
"You didn't have to do that"
"Do what?"Neville asks.
"We'll find out," Luna says softly.
"Either way I agree" Pansy scowls.
"She's pissed," Hermione whispers.
"I hear you talking shit about me Granger" Pansy looks down at her.
"I wasn't talking smack," Hermione turns to her.
"Yeah, right" Pansy deeply exhales,
"No"
"That's the simple answer," Harry says.
"Hermione, I don't understand why we can't share your boyfriend"
"Because I am Monogamous" Hermione puts her hand over her chest.
"I don't want to share Ron"
"Me "Ron gasps "Nobody has ever called me attractive."
"Your Hot" Loki says dryly "Hotter then Draco."
"WHAT?!"
"Thanks, Loki," Ron blushes.
"No problem"Loki turns.
"AHH"
"Listen hear me out me, Lavender, we can share him"
"I am also Monogamous" Ron blushes.
"No, What?"
"Your so mean, Mudblood"
* Slytherins start laughing*
"WHAT" Gryffindor says.
"I don't know If I am supposed to take offense" Hermione shrugs.
"No," Narcissa says.
"It just came out of nowhere," Luna says.
"It really did," Draco laughs.
* Me accidently saying Deadric instead of Cedric*
"Wow, so funny," Harry says dryly.
*Slytherins laugh harder*
"It's funny," Loki laughs.
"and a big mistake" Luna points out.
"Right," Loki nods.
*Draco laughs*
"Of course I did" Draco starts wheezing.
*Harry stays still*
"Yes, not even a bit funny," Harry scoffs.
*She tries not to laugh as Draco laughs harder*
"That would be me honestly," Loki chuckles.
"But I would die," Draco laughs as he falls.
"Get up" Lucius commands him.
"I have a question"
"What?"Neville says.
"Yeah,"Draco says.
"Are you a natural Blonde?"
"No, He uses some extra bleach on that wig" Ginny makes hand gestures of rolling up hair.
"It's natural" Draco and Lucius answer.
"Nah, he uses bleach or it's a wig" Hermione says.
"Wig" Harry shouts.
"Bleach" Hermione shouts.
"Hold up, let me test" Ginny stands up and walks there.
"Sit down" Lucius says but Ginny ignores him.
*Ginny grabs a piece of his hair as Draco tries to dodge. People start to yell at her*
"Sit down, Ms. Weasley, "Snape says.
"It's not a wig....but It does seem like some brown spots...so....BLEACH" Ginny yells.
"It's not bleach, give me my hair" Draco stands up to reach.
"No, Ima bout to use some dark magic on this" Ginny struts as she shows the row to inspect.
"BLEACH"
"IT'S NOT BLEACH"
"Yeah"
"Stop capping" Ginny shows the hair piece up as Narcissa tries to grab it "No"
"I don't dye my hair, court"
"Yeah, right..." Hermione rolls her eyes.
"If you say so.."
"What?"
"You ask the weirdest things"
"No, We are just seeking truth" Harry scoffs.
*Mione walking into my dorm sad*
"Oh, What happened?"Hermione sighs.
"What's wrong?"
"Some Idiots were making fun of her"
"Cough cough Draco cough cough his girlfriend" Ginny says.
"Oh, Those gits" Fred turns back to the screen.
"Always got a damn thing to say" George shakes his head.
"Who are they?"
"They're names about to be with a red underline" Loki says.
"Please just leave it."
"Okay let's make them regret their whole existence"
"Slay" Ginny says.
"I will walk up too," Ron says fiercely.
"Right, Coward" Pansy sighs.
"What are you guys?"
"Planning a beat up, duh" Ginny flips her hair.
"That's violent" Luna says.
"You fight violence with violence"Loki says, pointing to the Death Eater trio as they smirk.
"Okay you can come out"
"What's going on?" Hermione quirks an eyebrow.
"Makeover..." Luna says.
"Wow Mione"
"Thanks guys"
"You are beautiful now and u are beautiful before"
"That's a sweet message,"Hermione smiles.
"Let me guess ferret said shit when he wears makeup to cover his acne" Harry rolls his eyes.
"I don't wear makeup,"Draco sneers.
"Dude, Mikayla, I just saw the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my entire life."
"Hermione" Ron answers.
"Hell no," Draco says.
"It's a good guess," Harry pats his shoulder.
"DRAMIONE" George jokes.
"NO"Lucius and Bellatrix yell.
"DRARRY"
"NOOOOO"
"Excuse me"
"I can't even describe her. She was just hmm. So. Oh My god. "
"Let me guess they are fucking and he is not suppose to say shit" Harry claps his hands into a Thin line.
"Most Likely" Neville says.
"Me" Pansy pats herself.
"Oh you wish,"McGonagall says.
"What-"
"Nothing"
"Oh and It's not you. Sorry" Draco apologizes.
"She wishes, hahaha"Ron cackles.
"You know what your saying to me"
"I have to show her"
"Oh I want to see," Fred lowered his glasses.
"No, I don't want to see this girl"
"Yes, you do. come here. Look look. she's right their"
"It's probably her"Ron says.
"Wow, Thank you. Draco"
"The sweetest thing he has ever done so far"Ginny scoffs.
"True"Luna nods.
"a mirror" Hermione tilts her head.
"In the mirror" Harry points out.
"Oh I know"Hermione nods.
"Ok, wake up"
"Its 1 am why are you waking me up"
"I have to show you something'
"The mirror," Hermione says.
"Oh my God"
"Why are we outside this is crazy"
"So no mirror" Hermione tilts her head.
"Take my jacket"
"Thank you"
"Why do you have this blanket here"
"Date at 1 am" Neville asks.
"That deserves a slap," Hermione says.
"Come over here and lay down next to me"
"That was an order," Draco smirks.
"Ok, What are we doing?"
"Oh, I know now" Hermione rolls her eyes.
"Watching the 'Motherfuckin' stars" Hermione stares at Ginny as she cusses.
"Watch your language please, Ms. Weasley" Dumbledore smiles.
"Were watching the stars"
*Hermione and Ginny high-five*
"Finally something right" Draco smirks, impressed.
"Can't wait to see the DrAco" Ginny chuckles.
"Say my name right, you git" Draco rolls his eyes.
*me and Pansy trying to sleep at the burrow*
"WHY IS SHE AT THE BURROW?!" Ron screams.
"LIKE WHY" Pansy screams after.
"It makes no sense," George says.
"Kick her ass out," Fred spits.
"More like dump her flat ass" Ginny sips on a slushy that Loki hands her.
"Are they serious right now?"
"Yes," Harry says.
"Not This again"
"No what" Pansy asks.
*Draco and Blaise dancing*
"WHY ARE THEY AT THE BURROW" Ron screams.
"I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THAT 2 BEDROOM FLAT" Draco yells after.
"Either way, why are they dancing in the night like demons?" Ginny says.
"Practicing their rituals" Hermione laughs lightly.
"What is your problem? Tell me what is your problem?"
"WHY IS HE THEIR" Fred says.
"WHY IS THEIR SLYTHERINS IN THE BURROW" George yells.
"Like, Bloody hell" Ron rubs his forehead.
"They are practicing their rituals, help them" Hermione says.
*Clip ends*
"Long ass video" Loki sighs.
"I guess this round needed to have a lot of cusses," Ginny chuckles.
"You carried this round," Loki tells her.
"I still got Draco's hair" Ginny carries it and puts it away before they try to snatch it.
"I'm very uncomfy that she still has it, Loki, do something" Draco points as Loki turns away.
"Nope" Ginny slips it into her pocket "Bouta use some Polyjuice potion with this blonde shit."
"Oh hell no, You have been warned she might try to be me. Know the difference" Draco says.