We see cole is speeding down the road on his dirtbike as he turns his head for a second to see no one following him as he sighs in relief until all of a sudden he hears a honk to his left then he sees Wolf and Snake in a car on the left as curses to himself
(Soundtrack for the chase)
Wolf: Hey you get over here
Cole: No thanks
Wolf smirks at him
Wolf: Oh I know what it is you're afraid because I'm the... THE BIG BAD WOLF
Cole jumped a bit when put on a scary face
Wolf: Ah I'm not surprised I am the villain of every story Isn't that right Mr.Snake?
Snake: (Chuckles) Yep
Wolf then leans back to point to snake as he looks at cole again
Wolf: Say hello to Mr.Snake serpentine, the safe-cracking machine Imagine Houdini but with no arms kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty, then steal it from you he's also my best bud (singsongy) and today's his birthday
Snake then turns his head towards his friend with a frown
Snake: Not relevant
Wolf then wraps his arm around snake
Wolf: He's a sweetheart you're a sweetheart
Cole: Wow I only have one thing to say
Wolf and snake then look at him
Cole: I don't care bye
Then Cole speeds up his bike as he tries to drive away but wolf shakes his head as he sees the police in the rearview mirror
Wolf: Well look who's here took em long enough
Cole comes to a bunch of red stoplights but he sees them speeding up behind him as all he can do is go through and hope he'll be okay
Wolf: Watch this
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Then all of the lights turn green as a tarantula jumps into the car
Wolf: And over here is Ms. Tarantula, our in-house hacker, our pocket search engine, our traveling tech wizard we call her Webs
Then webs lands in the car as cole opens his eyes
Cole: Oh thank god
Wolf: Very slick Webs
Webs: I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system, grounded their chopper (singsongy), and one more thing
Snake: You didn't
Then a cake delivery driver drives next to them holding a cake
Delivery guy: I got an order for-
Then he sees who he's driving next to as he yells and loses control of his (Uh Vespa?) as wolf catches the cake
Delivery guy: Ah! Ooh! Don't eat me! Please! Don't eat me!
Webs: Happy birthday Mr.Grumpy pants
Snake: I think I hate you
Wolf then looks at cole as he gets an idea
Wolf: Hey webs can you find out who this kid is
Webs: Uh ya sure why
Wolf: I'll explain later
Webs types for a minute before he sees his identity with info about him as she prints it on their printer in their hideout
Webs: Alright info is waiting back at home
Wolf: Alright
We cut back to coles pov as he notices a construction site is ahead he sees no other choice than to go straight through and as the bad guys go through a construction worker signals to drop the porta-pottys on the police cars as the car drifts and the construction worker grabs onto the car as the construction clothes fly off to show it's actually a shark
Shark: Hey guys it's me I was the construction worker
Wolf: And this is Mr. Shark, master of disguise, the apex predator of a thousand faces his greatest trick stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa dig that
Then we see shark is pushing up against snakes seat
Snake: Watch it big tuna I'm trying to work here
Snake then pushes his seat back into place as shark puts a party hat on his head
Shark: Keep it cool baby birthdays should be chill
Shark then notices cole in front of them
Shark: Who's the kid
Snake: He pushed wolf when he tried to take his bag
Shark: Dang
Wolf: Then speeds up next to cole
Cole: My god how many of you are there again
Wolf: Five
Cole: I only see four
Wolf: Well rounding out the crew
Wolf then points to the police car behind them as cole sees a piranha jump out the windshield toward the car and land inside
Wolf: Is Mr.Piranha
Piranha: Santo cielo thats a lot of po-po
Piranha then notices Cole
Piranha: Oh hey nino
Cole just nervously waves as Webs remembers something
Webs: Uh, Piranha, did we forget something?
Piranha: What?
Shark: The present you know
Piranha: Oh, um... Of-of course I didn't forget
Then he toots
Webs: You know you fart when you lie, right?
Piranha: What? No, I fart when I'm nervous
Webs: Yeah. Nervous about lying
Then his stomach bubbles
Cole then speeds away
Cole: Aw KALE NO
Piranha: Sorry
(Why do I type this with my two hands) Then he toots so hard that it fills up the car as the crew frantically stuck their heads out for fresh air and at the same time it knocks police cars off the road as cole tries to find an escape route he sees an alleyway so he goes through it but the bad guys easily drift through it as they land in front of the police station cole doesn't care what happens but he doesn't wanna be apart of it so he drives away before anyone gives a single thought about him he keeps driving until he makes it home and parks his bike in the garage as he goes inside
Cole: Aunt melissa
He listens for an answer but he doesn't hear anything so he looks on the fridge as theres a note
Cole I forgpt to tell you but I'll be gone for a week I have to go to a meeting for the office in michigan there's plenty of food in the fridge for you have fun- Aunt melissa
Cole put the note down as he just shrugged it off knowing that some alone time after today might be fine but as he turned on the tv and saw a news report on the bad guys
Tiffany: I'm tiffany fluffit and this channel 6 action news the bad guys have struck again as police are still offering $5k for a clear picture of the bad guys all together
Cole then imagines he could use that money to save towards his college fund so he grabs his handheld camera as he gets on his bike and goes out the door
(Other camera he has)
He drives around on a bridge beforee he notices a black car going into a drainage pipe
Cole's thoughts: That's gotta be them
He goes below the bridge and leaves his bike outside the pipe as he walks in he notices an elevator door close instead of waiting for it he climbs a ladder up into an air vent he crawls through it until he sees the bad guys under a vent door below him as he hears them talking
Wolf: All right piranha your up
Piranha: ♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Happy bir... ♪
Then sanke blows out the candles to his cake as everyone complains
Wolf: Come on man at least make a toast
Snake: Okay, okay all right a toast
Snake: I've made a lot of enemies in my time... I mean, a lot... but out of all the people in the world, I hate you guys the least
Piranha: That was actually kind of beautiful
Shark: You're a poet, man
Wolf: To Mr. Snake and his strange dislike of birthdays
Then they do cheers with their cups
Then wolf pulls out a polaroid
Wolf: Everyone say, "Robbery."
All: Robbery
Wolf: Look at those dimples Happy birthday buddy
Snake: Okay no dig in fellas
Piranha: Yes!
Then piranha eats the cake within two seconds as cole roles his eyes from above then snake puts the picture on the fridge with the other ones they've taken over time then he opens the fridge to grab the last push-pop and when he closes the fridge he sees sharks face wanting it
Shark: I forgot we had those Push Pop man, my tummy is rumbling like a Kraken right now
Snake: Yeah want it?
Webs: You know he's not gonna give it to you
Shark: No, I believe that deep down Snake is a kind and generous soul
Webs: Why?
Snake: Here take it
Shark: (laughing): Oh, yeah! Pop me, please
Snake holds out the push pop to him as shark opens his mouth but at the last second snake eats it as cole holds in a laugh
Snake: (chuckles) Sucker
Shark: Come on now you gonna make me get all aggressive
Then shark jumps at him as a fight breaks out with everyone other than wolf
Wolf: Animals
Wolf then notices the printer making noises then all of a sudden a paper with coles picture and information came out
Wolf: Hey guys look what printed
Then the fight stops as the rest of the crew walks over to see the paper cole then puts his foot in-between a pipe in the vents as he opens the door slowly and grabs his camera and hangs from the vent but before he takes a picture he listens to what they have to say
Wolf: Let's see Cole Adler recently brought in to ask about his deceased parents who died in a car crash...
Cole is then lost in his thoughts as he sees a vision of himself around a bunch of blue lights and hears an angel-like voice in his ears and he's so lost in his daze he doesn't realize his foot slipped and he fell out of the vents and onto the floor in slow-motion
(Stop the music right here after hearing the angel singing)
Then as he hits the floor as the bad guys look at him in shock
Cole: Crap...